/jp/ - Otaku Culture

height?

Fatty!

>>11134918
153 cm
B109/W87/H112

smelly fat NEET

Jeez that's more than I weigh.

>>11134922
153cm 82kg
jesus, what the hell


She would be a ball at that height and weight.

>>11134922
Fat as hell

>>11134922
source

>>11134935
It's on TYPE-MOON wiki, unsourced. I'm sorry.

>>11134933
Yeah, I'm doubting OP.

My mom is taller and weights less than what is listed here, and she still looks way fatter than that drawing.

>>11134943
Everyone looks skinny in 2D.

she'd be like, 50-60% bf

I doubt she's more than 70.

>>11134951
Can't handle a REAL WOMAN?

She's very cute.

Her hips should be wider. Women store their fat on there hips.

>>11134975
She doesn't look like she weights 82 at all.

I'm 204kg

Get on my level bitch

>>11134983
I think you mean pounds.

My warmup weight for squats.

unwashed fatNEET vagina

>>11134985
No, I am about 450lbs

That's why I said get on my level bitch...I'm the king of the fatNEETs

>>11134928
>diet coke
Everytime

Fat touhous are sexy as hell

the reason she weighs so much is because that isn't fat, it's muscle!

thick, solid muscle!

is this the fatneet thread?

>>11135044
This is cute.

fatNEETs get in here

>>11135069
I'm hrer

>>11135044
No, it's the smelly NEET pussy thread.

>>11135077
Fuck off loser it's fatneet time

That's not fat but chubby. Please be careful with your words as I don't want to see my /jp/ being invaded by real fatties thinking we love them only because of your formulation.

>>11135080
>82kg
>chubby

>>11135085
How rude.

who fatNEET here

post your height/weight

163 cm/65 kg

>>11135096
It's the same two over and over. Don't you have some other fujoshi with her collection images?

>>11135080
thats 180lbs
thats a lot for a small Asian girls, hell thats pretty beef for a big American sized girl

>>11135089
Your pathetic attempt at greentext and your whole argument not taking into consideration that kgs are mostly relative to the height and metabolism of a girl proves that you must probably be some kind of close-minded normal.

I'd suggest you to go either to >>>/a/, >>>/r9k/ or even >>>/soc/, those boards exist for the likes of you. Thank you.

>>11135101

>>11135097
173cm/112kg

Who eatNEET here? What did you bulk with today?

165cm
77kg
Thankfully a lot of it goes to my breasts :/

>>11135115
I can only eat half a bread per day, I don't have money and aren't eligible for autism bucks.

>>11135116
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I'm 173cm too, but I'm FUCKING 60kg

Are you fucking serious? 112kg? HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

Stop eating for a month. Jesus fuck.

>>11135131
Please do not abuse the fatNEETs
Run along back to /fit/ or wherever and talk about how much you love drinking powders with your buds

>>11135131
That's only like 240ish pounds dude thats the american average.

>>11135103
butthurt fatty?

>>11135131
What are you skin and bones? I'm 173cm/72kg and can see my ribs.

>mfw I only way 62kg
It's like I have no appetite.
I'm short though, so it balances out.

>>11135155
185/65
ITT trade BMI cards

>>11135131
I'm only 27% bf, i played lineman on the football team for a few years.

>>11135155
I can see my ribs as well, but I wouldn't call myself skin and bones only. I could use additional 5kg of muscles, though. I'm pretty strong for someone like me, considering I don't do any sport.
>>11135160
>only 27% bf
I'm ~10% bf and I don't even do anything except sitting on my chair and sleeping.

any fatneets wanna let me feel them up?!

I'm slim and go to the gym but groping your body is my greatest fantasy!

>>11135270
Only if you'll suck my dick afterwards!

>>11135281
Yeah and you can suck mine after if you want but you don't have to though it'd be a kind gesture

191cm
204kg

GET
ON
MY
LEVEL

>>11135286
You're dude? Fuck off.

>>11135287
Wow, what a fucking disgusting fattie.
How can you looks at yourself in the mirror and NOT be ashamed of yourself?

>>11135291
wtf dude if ur not homo get the FUG out of /jp/ you normal scum

>>11135270
The sides of my stomach are really ticklish. I wince in discomfort just thinking about being felt up like in that chubby Azunyan manga.

>>11135291
>let me feel them up?!
missed that part, huh.

>>11135270
>go to the gym
get out normie

>>11135295
I only want to be in contact with cute girls

no gays

thanks

>>11135301
That doesn't imply that you are a dude

>>11135299
Please do not discriminate on jp kudasai

I could do better than any girl could

>>11135299
czech you're priviness

>>11135303
If that's the case then please get on hormones so you can start looking like a girl.

>>11135312
no

#slaythegay

>>11135309
patchy bls :-DDDDD fug

You gotta learn to embrace male pride with other cute /jp/sies!

>>11135312
You're not cute, though. Just a fat sweaty homo.

>>11135318
All /jp/ers are very cute, keep this in mind.

Beside, I already said I wasn't fat!

>>11135287

What's better, burgers or pizza?

I need your expert opinion on this

I have an eating disorder so I'm 34 kg. ;_;

>>11135319
You wish.

>>11135322
Fatties don't know SHIT about good food. They just eat as much mass-produced junk as possible.

>>11135319
I'm not cute. There's nothing cute about an alcoholic NEET that's a lolicon and an utter sadist.
I doubt that you're very cute either, gay guys are never cute they're always extremely obnoxious and unpleasant to be around.

>>11135324
>>11135326
It's a board rule that you have to be cute to post on /jp/, so if your post goes through on this board then you're already qualified

>>11135155
183cm/50kg reporting. You need to slim down, fatty.

>>11135328
Lets see if I qualify

>>11135335
Super is a very cute word.

>>11135328

I think the qualification thing is busted. I'm super uncute.

>>11135155
>tfw 170 cm and 55kg

>>11135335
Dont be like that

>>11135335
I already want to shower with you.

>>11135328
Crossies aren't cute and yet they post here.
Moot is super hideous and yet he posts here every so often.
I think this board may be busted.

>>11135332
holy *hit dude you need to bulk up real bad

>>11135338

I can be me as much as I want.

>>11135339

You wouldn't call Super Mario cute.

>>11135343
>Moot is super hideous
Ok you can fuck right off

>>11135332
188cm/95kg here. I think we both need to do something about our weight, don't you?

>>11135348
Suck my cock, dude.

>>11135358
Well you asked for it *unzips pants and goes to town*

My family is having a 4th of July party tonight and I have to cook 60 hamburgers and hotdogs for it.

Wish me luck, /jp/.

>>11135376
I'll take care of YOUR hotdog afterwards :3

>>11135376
No. Say please.

>>11135342

That's because you don't understand cute.

>>11134951
I have a 95% BFI. How does that make you feel?

>>11135396
THAT itself was cute as hell dude and maybe a lil tsun :3

>>11135397
Impossible, you would be dead if your body fat index was that high.

>>11135405
>lil
> :3
No, dude. Stop this.

>>11135405

I say this as an expert. You should brush up on your cute studies.

>>11135416
Yung Tsun #taingagang

>>11135420
You're stressing me out, dude.
Please stop.

>>11135419
>>11135416
>>11135422
implying these both arent cute as fucking shit

jp is mad today because they are not part of the glorious july 4th holiday

*punches wall, is 300 pounds*

>>11135413
Actually it was BFP. Medical shit is too confusing for me.

I wish I knew someone who was having a cookout today so I could get my burg on

Anyone want to invite a hungry fatNEET?

>>11135386
Please anon.

I'm really nervous about this. There's going to be 30+ people there and I've never cooked for that many people before. Even if it's just cooking simple hamburgers and hotdogs I'm still worried I'll manage to screw it up somehow.

I can't take the pressure!

>>11135466
thats what you get for being a normalfag

>>11135466
You should kill yourself so you don't have to do any work.

>>11135466
Good luck, anon. I hope everybody appreciates your hard work.

>>11135473
As you very well know, it's not about doing work - it's about doing insanely gay things like cooking and being a fag in public.

>>11135466
If you do just laugh it off, then kill them and yourself.

>>11135466
Why the HELL are you cooking for so much people then?

>>11135427

You don't understand cute. I can say with 100% certainty that I'm not.

>>11135492
He has 4 or 5 fatNEET /jp/sies coming over

>>11135493
Cute is subjective and you are so cute I want to have your babies!

>>11135492
It was originally just supposed to be a cookout for me and my mom. Then for some reason family from out of town came to visit and my mom invited them. Then my brother and his family decided they wanted to join too. Before I knew it more people were invited and it turned into a big party.

My mom just kept saying, "Don't worry, anon will cook everything." I'm in to deep and I can't back out now.

>>11135500
>I'm in to deep and I can't back out now.
Never. Tell someone to take over while you go to the bathroom. Don't return.

It has begone. It is only 3 here, and faggots have already started to shoot off fireworks.

>>11135499

There's no arguing with you, geez. I'm tired of this.

How much do you guys think I weigh?

>>11135538
125kg.

>>11135538
100 kg

>>11135538
82 kg

i am 5 foot 3 and 160 pounds :3

>>11135538
What's the weight of an average spic faggot? Multiply that by two and you have your answer.

>>11135538
look like a fatty to me. 130 kg

>>11135538
nocalves kg

>>11135538
175 pounds???

>>11135555
Ebin quads, shitposter.

>>11135538
>net around pool
Florida
>spic
You south fl scum
210 pounds

>>11135538
You look like an annoying normal
180lb manlet

>>11135544
>>11135550
These are pretty close. I weigh 112 kg.
>>11135569
Oh you figured it out :3 ?

>>11135538

60 kg

>>11135585
a lot heavier than I was expecting... A-are you tall..? You don't look tall.

>>11135596

lol i meant 112 lb

>>11135596
Nope! 5'10"

>>11135605
N-no I didn't! I weigh close to 245 pounds.

>>11135576
I'm not a normal actually. That picture was taken by my only friend in my isolated pool. I was trying to look like a douche.

>>11135585
y u hav such long hair anon

now do me

>>11135624
90kg.

>>11135624
beast. 85 kg

>>11135627
in American, retard
fuck off with your stone garbage

>>11135633
Fuck off normie.

>>11135633
There is a simple conversion factor m8.

>>11135624
oh shit 100 kg max.

>>11135633
But you ACTUALLY measure in stones

I'm 170cm and 88kg.

I'm such a fatty.

>>11135645
I'm 173cm at 75kg. Need to start talking walks again.

What the shit jannie

>>11135645
>>11135658
I'm jealous :( 5'8" and 265 pounds...

>>11135658
I'm 173 cm and 90kg. Suck it skinny boy.

>>11135585
ｓｔｏｐ　ｐｏｓｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｍｏｔｅ　ｆａｃｅ
ｕｇｌｙ　ｈｉｓｐａｎｉｃ　ｆｕｃｋ
ｄｉｒｔｙ　ｂｅａｎ　ｃｈｉｌｄ

>>11135673
;3 ok

5'7" 140lbs
I get by

>>11135672
I used to be 90kg. Spent a couple months getting down to 72kg. But been eating too much garbage for a while now, so went up 3kg.

Cutting the soda and only drinking water probably had the biggest change. But taking walks and eating planned meals also helped.

>>11135673
;_; okay s-sorry... I love you too.

>>11135679
That's not you, right?

>>11135564
?!?!

>>11135680
Yeah soda is very bad for you I have to eliminate it.

>>11135677
you impostor!

Why are /jp/sies so short?

Boys are supposed to be tall!

>>11135703
I-I am tall! 5'9" is good right?

>>11135703
ｉ　ａｍ　１８７　ｃｍ　！？

>>11135703
they are petite and cute

tall people lumber about and look awkward or frightening

>>11135705
For a girl maybe. Anything under 6' for a guy is unacceptable.

>>11135703
Cuter this way.

>>11135703
genetics, drinking caffeine and getting little sleep

at least im cute :3

>>11135703

But I'm not a boy!

>>11135717
That's not true! ;_; please tell me it's not

>>11135723
ｕｎｌｅｓｓ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ　１２　ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｌｅａｖｅ　！

>>11135703
When I was in Japan I was taller than every girl and almost every guy. There were two awkward tall guys. But I'm 5'10"

>>11135722
Cool. Hey, can I have sex with you?

>>11135737
N-no that's gay!

>>11135729
As a girl-I actually like short guys. 5'8 is the cutest c:

>>11135729
6' isn't even tall, it's the average height for guys.

>>11135737
will you feed me donuts as you love me tenderly?

>>11135740
And as a boy? Seeing as that's what you are and all...

>>11135742
That is weird. I feel pretty comfortable on my college campus. I seem to be average height

>>11135748
That sounds great. What kinds of donuts are your favorite?

>>11135754
boston cream donuts :3

you can fill them up with your own cream if you'd like~

ITT: /jp/ meetup

>>11135761
>>11135754
>>11135754
>>11135743
>>11135737
>>11135740
>>11135723
>>11135719
>>11135722

>>11135740
>c:
Kill yourself, 3DPD slut.

>>11135585
hahahahahahhaha I can't believe I know you

>>11135761
Cool, I like that kind too. How about I make YOU into a boston cream donut instead by cuming inside?

I'm going to buy some now before the store closes, when should I expect you?

>>11135765
fatNEET meetup at pizza hut

>>11135765
I'm down. Where do you guys live?

>>11135785
My mom's house.

>>11135775
i'd enjoy that very much. it'd be more romantic if you picked me up while holding a bag of donuts~

>>11135790
Yeah okay, I can probably swing by your place. I'm going to get some chocolate fondue too so you will really be my little boston cream donut.

how is it possible that this thread still exists

>>11135798
Beautiful lord Jannie-sama is enjoying the 4th of July with his family and is too busy to deal with shitposting.
Please understand.

>>11135785
/jp/

>>11135785
your heart and mind

>>11135815
O-Okay. I live in america.

>>11135838
where

>>11135843
America. Somewhere in a borough in a large city. My parents pay for my small apartment which is very expensive.

>>11135849
New York!

>>11135852
O-Okay, you found that much out.

>>11135864
Bronx? Brooklyn? Manhattan? Queens? Staten Island?

>>11135870
>small apartment which is very expensive.
>Bronx?
Nope
>Brooklyn?
Nope
>Queens?
Nope
>Staten Island?
Nope

>>11135870
Brooklyn ;_;

>>11135874
I like where this is going? What street ?

>>11135874
Bronx ;_;

>>11135870
Well it's so huge here it's not like anyone will find me! Manhattan. Find me!

>>11135882
:3 we're close

Cities are for normalfags

I'm going to spend $1300 to fly to New York for 2 weeks. Will someone pick me up at the airport please?

>>11135898
No they're not. We can hide very well among others if we ever need to go out and everything is close.

>>11135909
You can't even go outside without drowning in a sea of people. I bet you haven't even felt the freedom associated with walking around your backyard naked and taking a piss.

Normals like cities because they can be within close proximity to all the happenin' nightlife and their friends.

>>11135912
I might. Laguardia or JFK? Warning: I only have a bike. We would have to ride double

>>11135923
I can go outside without drowning in a sea of people. At least where I live there are only people on weekends.

>>11135924
I think it's JFK.

>>11135924
>two cute anons riding double in NYC
I would like to see this.

>>11135158
5'2/98
it's nearly impossible for me to gain weight.

>>11136053
same here but I'm 6'/110

>>11136061
You're 0.0545454545454 feet tall? ...Kawaii.

>>11135785
military base

>>11136061
;_; I wish I were super tall like you.

>>11135158
180/65
Feels great to be finally normal weight after a whole life of being underweight.

154/39

>>11136095
>154/39
3.9?

>>11136095
We are very close!

154/34

>>11136106
>154/34
4.5. Not very.