/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sanae 'cause she loves burgers.

Alice, because she's a corrupted bitch and liar.

Okuu, 'cause nothing says FREEDOM like widespread and indiscriminate destruction.

Flanders since she was literally locked in a basement for almost 500 years.

Yuuka

Yuugi

>>11134329
These bikinis are pretty neat.

Touhou 1: Reimu defends her propery.
Touhou 2: Reimu executes a counterinsurgency operation.
Touhou 3: Reimu halts unethical experiments.
Touhou 4: Reimu enforces building codes.
Touhou 5: Operation Makai Freedom.
Touhou 6: Reimu prevents a West Nile virus epidemic.
Touhou 7: Reimu puts an end to vile necromancy.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu arrests hooligans for public drunkenness.
Touhou 8: Reimu enforces international law.
Touhou 9: Reimu protects the peace.
Touhou 10: Reimu defends the faith.
Touhou 11: Reimu promotes nuclear non-proliferation.
Touhou 12: Reimu subjugates dangerous extremists.

who /va/ here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNiXVgbyQk

>>11134394
>Reimu enforces building codes.
That's not very FREEDOM

>>11134394

>>11134434
Neither is getting squashed by collapsing poor building only because a money-grubbing free (of a building codes) mason decided to save on wrong place.

Marisa is the most american 2hu

>>11134434
Building codes are necessary for a free society.

It's definitely Patchouli

>>11134462
Patche is too weak and anemic to do any of those things. She would have to spend some time in a hospital first. Last year I had to go for two weeks of iron IV infusions in the infusion center. I became anemic again and had to go back for two more weeks. You can't just hop up and pretend anemia doesn't exist. It zaps all your strength.

>>11134462
Pache is too weak and anemic to do any of those things. She would have to spend some time in a hospital first. Last year I had to go for two weeks of iron IV infusions in the infusion center. I became anemic again and had to go back for two more weeks. You can't just hop up and pretend anemia doesn't exist. It zaps all your strength.

"Moat"
Nitori!!

>>11134461
A true free society would let the markets regulate building safety

When will there be an American Touhou?

What is the /ota/ website

>>11134462
There's 63 stars on that flag

whadda fug, did you yanks just annex us Canadians?

T-treat us well and take responsibility...

>>11134492
That's pretty moe, are you a cute girl?

>>11134447
TH 7.5 democrat response is right though

Oni should fight for their right to party

>>11134394
>>11134447
what about TH13 and 13.5?

'Merica!

I've never actually seen someone wear an American flag bikini, what makes touhous so patriotic

>>11135009
What? You don't wear your american flag print clothing when you leave your house? What's wrong with you nerd?

Celebrate the independence day of some country in an alternate reality she doesn't even live in?

(Come compete in one of our marathons too, eh? People from all over really do that. I swear we'll try to keep the bomb-chucking emo retards away from the next one.)

FUCK AMERICAN PIGS
FUCK AMERICAN PIGS
AMERICAN PIGS MUST DIE
FUCK YOU ALL FUCKING FAGGOT AMERICANS

I like Touhous in American flag bikinis

Please post more

>>11135099
Jealous of freedom, 3rd world faggot.

I went to pixiv today and searched 7月4日 to find me some Fourth of July art.

But apparently July 4th is Flandre Day in Japan. Why?
What's up with the 7月4日はフランちゃんの日 tag?

>>11135114
OK

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Reminder that you should make an USA touhou folder with a Touhous with Burgers subfolder

>>11134295

>>11135084

>>11134291
sanae cuz she's a big fat slut

Touhous eating burgers thread?

>>11134891
The chart predates those. Feel free to make a new one.

Need moar pics for my American touhou folder.

>>11135041
dude has something crawling outta his sleeve

what is that that old parasite manga

TH13 | Reimu enforces immigration law. / Reimu spurns international leaders.
TH13.5 | Reimu stops moonlighting occultists. / Reimu shows lack of religious tolerance.

America is gay and fat

Needs more freedom

>>11135198
No, Midori no Hibi. More romantic comedy, less butchering.

>>11134394

I would begrudgingly help Reimu defend the freedom of Gensokyo's citizens. We would get along horribly but our goals would be the same.

>>11134291

Did you know that, along with being tall, blonde, and buff, that Yuugi's outfit is red, white, and blue and incorporates stripes on her skirt and starts on her horn and sake cup?

Most American Touhou.

>>11135262
why is her vagina bulging out

>>11135265
PUFFY
VULVA

>>11135257

Why did yuros get so butt hurt about calling the USA America? It's obvious what it's referring to, and the only country with "America" in its name.

>>11135283
No one here cares about that.

>>11135283
It's not Euros, it's South Americans.

Most Europeans call the US America as well.
It's just South Americans trying to seem relevant.

Why is this not happen?

>>11135290
>It's just South Americans trying to seem relevant.
At least we invented Airplanes.

>>11135143
Sill me, it was better to search for Independence Day.
独立記念日

Sanae likes hamburgers!

>>11135377
🎵Oh, give me a home where the Buffalo roam🎵

>>11134458
Can you smell that? It smells GUDD!

>>11135400
i want to ram my dik into that sweaty puzzy

>>11135418
Please don't sexualize mom.

>>11135412
Those guys have to be gay or something, right? Did you see them make the stuffed sausages? There's something really weird about how he talks about making holes in the sausages while making those weird noises.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_FJGoyiIRo around 3:25

>>11136281
I wish I could feel pride for my country. I envy that from americans.

SHOTS FIRED

2HU DOWN

>>11136320
>bbq pit boys

interesting that you used this video. appently the bbq pit boys are quit popular on nico nico for some odd reason

Anyone want to go in on a BBQ venture in Japan?

I live 20 minutes away from the best BBQ in the world so maybe the japs would like to try real hickory smoked pulled pork.

>>11136413
The videos are nice, the music is nice, the voice is a bit weird but fits to an older stereotypical American man, and they cook in a way that seems pretty unusual to Japanese people. I don't blame them for liking those guys.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8683990

Check out the comments around 45 seconds in when the guy unveils what to you and me is a seemingly plain, common charcoal BBQ grill.

#freedom

>>11136522

>>11136517
Weird I guess they think it is something pretty big over there and/or expensive. Yeah I would definitely agree, it did not strike me as anything special as you can get that in just about any store here.

Excuse my ignorance but come to think of it, I dont think I have herd or seen a lot of japanese people grilling in their backyard in the sense that we grill. Is it just not common/not enough space to grill? I know that having things like a backyard is somewhat of a luxury in japan

>>11135436
why

I can't masturbate when there's fireworks going off. It really takes me out of the moment.

How can America be called the land of the free of celebrating America prevents me from practicing my freedom to masturbate in the privacy of my own room?

eating 5 day old pizza watching a dustbowl movie with my drunk ass dad in the middle of fucking nowhere
god bless america

>>11136598
I think this video answers my own question.

I think I do remember seeing bbq stuff but not in the way I think of bbq. This is their standard way of bbq I think

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21078585

90% of カナダ on pixiv is Hetalia fanworks

Remove fujoshi from premises

Dear America

Please get your shit together so you can start buying our oil, minerals, timber, and cars like you used to in 2006.

Thank You,
Canada

>>11136726
I love this video for some reason. Just one guy cookin himself a nice meal in his room. It's great.

I'm going to watch Independence Day since people keep saying it.
Apperently its an alien movie so I dont see why that has to do with anything

>>11136878
I highly recommend it. It was a favorite movie of mine in my childhood.

I havent seen it in a long time though so it may not hold up well.

The US is the root of everything evil post-British empire.

>>11136890
but we came from you (assuming you are a TRUuk) so we are related to you. in fact we are you. we are an extention of the british empire that still lives today.

so if you think about it all the hate towards america is also towards the uk for being a direct heir to her people

>>11136848
>>11136822
I'm sorry, but did Canada gloriously win their independence from the tyrannical EU? I think not. Chinks please go.

This thing sure has a lot of famous people

>>11136921
whatreya even talking about, dude?

>>11136909
We had out birthday on the first and /jp/ never did anything, so we are hijacking this thread for a bit to please ourselves

>>11136848
That's because Canada is like Akarin.

>>11137053
;_;

>>11135329
Kansas on japan side
im okay with this

>>11136413
>>11134458
Marisa needs a mug of beer in her hand

>>11135163

Fuck, did they really do that? I need to catch up on Joshiraku

>>11136332

I assure you they are in the minority

>>11136848

Idaho here

Go fuck yourselves, you pretty much single handedly killed our lumber industry, which is, what, one of the *two* industries going for it, not counting tourism?

>>11138700
Wow another person from Idaho on /jp/. Where are you? Star here.

>>11138729

I've since moved to Spokane because nojobs in western Idaho

Strictly speaking I'm not "from" Idaho as I've lived at a lot of different parts of the US throughout my life, but we're getting dangerously close to blog territory here

>>11137079
\ CANADA~ /

>>11138751
fuck you

>>11138763

W-what did I do?!

>>11138771
Spoiler misuse and other stupid memes. Go away.

>>11138828

I think you're just angry and looking for an outlet

>>11138828
spoiler "misuse" isn't a meme tightass

None, because only 'murricans like 'murrica and would celebrate their communist holidy,

Satsuki Rin would be the most likely to celebrate Independence Day, because true freedom, like she herself, is entirely illusory and has never existed.

>>11135329
>Texas
Sweet. Now I can legally own a katana and wear a cowboy hat at the same time! This is going to be a blast.

>>11140768
So cruel. She exists! She does!

>>11140776
If Gensokyo is the land of illusions and that which the world forgot, what happens to beings forgotten even in Gensokyo?

>>11140776
She did at one point in my personal Gensokyo. Now she's a ghost without a past thanks to an incident involving Keine.

>>11140875
>>11141211
Jerks. She's just stuck in the SDM dungeon.

>>11141223
What wishful nonsense. She's in the land of the never-was, drifting like a ghost amongst the other could-have-beens. A grave of half-thought ideas and aborted dreams.

>>11141381
Nooo! She exists, I'm telling you! Just because she isn't involved in anything doesn't mean she's not real!

>>11141385
She does not. Zun will never introduce her because he doesn't care. The best we can hope for is a fan-game.

>>11141400
Yes she does.

A fangame would be neat. Can do whatever you want with her and still call it Touhou.

I ate hamburgers today.

>>11141418
That's great.

It turns out I had seen that movie before.

Some OC for my bros.

>>11134291
>h-hi-ha

>>11141418
I did too, brother. I also ate hamburgers yesterday.

The best type of freedom is grilled and put on a bun

Speaking of burgers, please don't forget cute Wendy put out a new limited time burger a few days ago. It's on a pretzel bun.

>>11146056
Thank you, I didn't know of this.
I happen to love pretzel rolls.

>>11150639
Beware, it's very messy. Ask for the honey mustard on the side if you remember. It does have real cheddar on it though.

>>11150800
>it's very messy
Unfortunate, but expected.

The real cheddar is nice and I'll make sure to ask for the honey mustard on the side, thanks for the recommendation.

>>11134501
Canada likes being treated roughly

Nitori

MUH FREEDOMS