/jp/ - Otaku Culture

why arent yous a neet yo?

I roleplay a man when really I'm a girl who is actually roleplaying a man

I pretend to be a girl in MMOs only because my character is a girl. But for some random reason people actually think that I'm also a girl in real life only because I tend to be kind and pacifist and maybe because I'm also avoiding the questin in-game.

I mean, what's the point? Do people really think they can get a girlfriend in MMOs or something?

>>11130513
"internet gfs" are apparently a think with low level normals

>>11130513
asl?

guys someone be my girlfriend please

>>11130511
That's redundant. Or are you roleplaying a man who is roleplaying a man?

>>11130533
Post pics.

>>11130533
what would I have to do

>>11130538
no way you will just bully me

>>11130541
I don't know I never had a girlfriend before

I think you are a fag. You are ok though.

I used to roleplay as male pirate in WoW rp servers. That was fucking awesome.

guys someone be my girlfriend please

I used to like to pretend to be a girl in WoW but everyone expects you to have a mic these days.

How did you get your job as a mechanic?

I would like to do something like that, I could hardly be considered a man because I'm frail and weak, but I think a job like that would be more fun than the usual ones and I could learn useful stuff.

>>11130553
Can one of you be my girlfriend?

I pretend to be an oldfag on /jp/

Kind of, although not really. I always act like how I usually would, but sometimes I play as a girl because they're cute and make comments about how cute I am and how I'd date cute girl me.

>>11130553
You look too young.

>>11130572
Its a normalfag heavy job
I hope you're a normalfag

>>11130655
I'm 28

>>11130665
You look like you're 15.

>>11130672
Not all of me looks 15 ;)

>>11130676
Prove it!

>>11130642
Just how cute ARE you?

>>11130561
That's sad, I used to do that a lot. It was a weird time in my life, pretending to be a girl online and playing around with boys online.

I feel bad for doing it tbh, since it was quite obvious that none of them were too old or desperate to know any better. But it did something to me, knowing that I was essentially /ss/ing a bunch of boys who were having squirmy orgasms to thoughts of fucking my lewd fake female self. I had to stop doing it when this one 16-year old stole his mom's credit card and bought me $200 worth of virtual goods. I know he was responsible for doing it but I felt like I led him on, and he was nice enough that I didn't want to see him seriously hurt himself, so I stopped.

Still, I miss those hoary days where I could pretend I was someone much better than the letdown I am now ;_;

>>11130711
The only part about you that lets me down is your use of emotes.

>>11130718
;_; is /jp/ heritage!

You're a faggot. Stop embarrassing me by letting my friends know that faggots like you exist on this board.

>>11130718
;_; is an accepted /jp/mote, and always has been.

>>11130699

Not very since I'm a guy and guys aren't cute.

>>11130762
Fuck off jewdick lover

futaba has a roleplay board, I think it would be nice if we had one

>>11130771
How would that even work.

>>11130799

http://nov.2chan.net/34/futaba.htm

>>11130738
>>11130762
>>>/a/

>>11130711
As an aside, even if I were to start doing it again, I doubt I'd be able to pull off the shy, lonely girl act that I used to. I'd probably just screw it all up by trying too hard, and I don't know what girls like these days anymore anyway, since it was six or seven years ago when I did all of my foolish roleplaying and I don't have a sister to help me cheat. I doubt that little girls act the same way that they do in my Chinese cartoons and VNs.

How do I become an easily rapeable little girl again, /jp/?

>>11130757
You and your friends need to become little girls and take it easy!

>>11130765
>>11130826
>>>/GBS/

I have an online friend who I've been playing MMO's with for almost a decade. He uses a lot of cute emoticons, and I'm really shy and reserved, so people often mistake us for two girls playing together. He thinks it's hilarious, and since it's the only time people ever give me compliments for being cute and demure, I don't want to be rude and tell them they're wrong.

Once, a second in command asked me in guild chat if we were lesbians. I got really flustered, and my friend disconnected after falling on the power cord in a fit of laughter, so the guild leader demoted the guy for two weeks. I tried to apologize later, but he kept changing the subject.

Since that time, every now and then I get the feeling my friend is trying to purposefully recreate that. And if he is, he's pretty scary good at subtly playing a butch dyke, without being obnoxiously obvious about it.
Last I saw, he was over 200 pounds and had a full beard. Also, apart from playing MMORPGs, he's full normal.

I'm pretty sure you're in the clear, OP.

>>11130902
Not OP, but he's living my dream...

I want to roleplay as /jp/'s wife!

Will the rumia poster be my online girlfriend please? I never talked to a girl before.

>>11130967
You deserve much better than me.