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Youkai eat humans. Just saying. Surprise!!!

Poking Yuuka is really rude!

>>11126281
If Yuuka suddenly appeared in front of me i would do that and try to do more... gonna get eaten anyway.

puni~ puni~ puni~ puni~

>>11126270
>>11126297
You two, I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. These are the two must useless posts that I have ever seen. I fucking hate these posts, I hate the person who made them. I hate the keyboard they were typed on by fucking assholes with loser autism. I hate the poor fucker who wired up that computer.

I am going to hunt down and kill ever fucking fucker motherfucker fucktard who ever had anything to do with those posts. You fucks are the worst kind of people. I am going to cut your computers apart while you cry li8ke a bitchy, I am going to pull up every last bit of wiring in you house, and all the houses around you. It will be impossible to do anything after I have finished with you. I will punch the Ethernet cord or router so hard that the signal goes backward. Then I will call your ISP and tell them how much of a faggot you are

>>11126276
Yuuka is a youkai.

Chuu~

>>11126312
Don't be so such a meanie~ meanie~

>>11126281
It is, and is thus a bad idea. Yuuka's not all that bad, but if you do shit like that you're dead.

What would Yuuka do if she caught you sleeping on her flower field?

>>11126405
You would wake up to being eaten

>>11126405
That depends. Have you damaged her sunflowers at all?

>>11126415
Yes, I blazed a trail using the motorcyle in the picture.

>>11126418
Why they hell didn't you use a path?
In that case, she'd kill the hell out of you.

Yuuka a pig!

>>11126405
You would wake up to her rude, half-exposed breasts staring at you

>>11127423
That sounds nice.

Yuuka is beautiful!

>>11127407
It's happening

>>11127467
That doujin was fucking disgusting and incredibly disappointing.

>>11127436
That's the pic I was thinking of!

Yuuka has been feeling insecure about herself lately. She wants to see if she can arouse a human male. Even though she's embarrassed, if she likes you enough, she might actually plop out her entire breasts...

>>11127486
>>11127467
Yeah, that was really fucking bizarre. How does this guy make seemingly regular and even vanilla stuff come out with this? And what's with the whole distended ovary thing?

>>11127502
Scariest bellies in Touhou porn. Can not take it easy with stuff like that.

>>11127502
I like to think he just writes ideas in a box then randomly picks one out.

>>11126405
You'd wake up dead
With Yuuka's boobies chilling on your forehead.

Please don't sexualize Yuuka.