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Does anyone have a boyfriend?

I want to talk about boyfriend stuff with another cute /jp/sie!

>> No.11115424

I want to talk to cute jps on omegle but i keep getting this one weirdo who types "lood"

>> No.11115426

I wish I had a big, strong /jp/ bf to make love to my tight boypussy everynight.

>> No.11115441

>>11115415

Machiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnneeee guuuuunnn EDIE!!!!!!!

>> No.11115454

>>11115426
You're placing a lot of pressure on him, what if he just wanted to cuddle some nights?

>> No.11115472

anyone else have HIV here? looking for someone to share the gift with.

>> No.11115481
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>>11115472

>> No.11115490

Imagine being so pathetic you literally roleplay being gay because it's the newest fad on jaypee.

>> No.11115487

>>11115472
I know a cute boy who is into bugchasers but he's still mourning his old bf.

Give me your email and I'll hold onto for when he's ready to move on

>> No.11115497
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>>11115490
Trevshit knows that feel well.

>> No.11115498

>>11115490
I'm not roleplaying and I'm definitely NOT gay...

>> No.11115503

I'm highly annoying and fond of drinking wine. Also I'd probably insult you 24/7 and laugh at you after every time I do that. Plus if you say something bad back I'd get very pissed off. I might also be bit narcissistic.

Anyone into that?

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11115522

Yes, good goy, become a degenerate and don't spread your disgusting white man genes.

>> No.11115545

A boy called me cute online today.

D-doushio /jp/?

>> No.11115548

>>11115503
You sound like a woman.

>> No.11115559

>>11115503
can you wear heels and whip me

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>>11115559

>> No.11115628

How can I get a loli girlfriend?

>> No.11115622

>>11115415
No, I don't have a boyfriend and I doubt I will ever get hold of a cute and lovely boyfriend, someone I can spend time with, spoil him from time to time, cuddle whenever I feel the need or he wants and as always end our day with some hot steaming sex.
Why must it be hard to get a boyfriend?

>> No.11115630

>>11115622
Post your email and maybe we can start something up? Don't expect anything though.

>> No.11115636

>>11115630
Sorry, not feeling like it. Got recently rejected by someone "straight". So maybe another time.

>> No.11115642

>>11115636
That is not cool, I put myself out there for you and now you have shamed me in front of /jp/.

>> No.11115644

i have a qt /jp/ bf. we live far apart but we are moving in together soon.

we both are the same height and weight so we mail each other our clothes to wear

>> No.11115646

>>11115636
Whoa, are you a boy?

>> No.11115652

>>11115644
That's cute as HECK dude. I hope you have a long and happy relationship.

>> No.11115655

>>11115642
Get owned, gay nerd fagboi.

>> No.11115677

>>11115642
No you didn't
>Don't expect anything though.
>>11115646
Problem?

>> No.11115680

>>11115677
>No you didn't
B-Baka!

>> No.11115689

>>11115677
That's crazy! Boys aren't supposed to date other boys!

>> No.11115686

Why are you all gay?

>> No.11115700

>>11115622
You're cute, too bad you're not a girl though.

>> No.11115697

>>11115686

Everyones pretending to be gay. Tt's a /jp/ thing, you wouldn't understand.

>> No.11115702

>>11115686
Who are you calling gay?

>> No.11115708

>>11115686
vaginas are gross

>> No.11115738

>>11115686
Becuse penises arouse me more than vaginas.

>> No.11115741

>>11115686
I'm not gay. I don't understand why we have so many guys in /jp/ to be honest. It scares me.

>> No.11115747

>>11115741
so many gays*, not guys, even if it's the same in the end.

>> No.11115754

>>11115686
Not gay, bisexual. Is that a bad thing?
>>11115697
Only retards on the internet does that.
>>11115689
Too bad, no date for you then.

>> No.11115766

>>11115754
>Too bad, no date for you then.

I don't understand? I already have a boyfriend.

>> No.11115805

>>11115766
Good for you.

>> No.11115835

>>11115741
/jp/ has a very effeminate atmosphere for some reason.

>> No.11115910

>>11115686
Woman are shit really. The female genitalia is the main difference between males and females, right? But, aesthetically, a penis is far more attractive to a straight male than a vagina. This has been proven in scientific studies. The only other trait that makes males more attractive are their: Breast, Butts, and lips. All aforementioned traits can be had by a male with surgery. Masculinity is a social concept, a man can look just as cute and innocent as a women. They myth that men are buffed and hairy is just that a myth. Looking at all these facts. How can anyone argue that a women is better? Their genitals are inferior and their other traits can be reproduced in a man.

>> No.11115914

>>11115415

1st warning

>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>>/b/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/v/

failure to comply to the rules is detrimental

>> No.11115952

my boyfriend is also my daddy

today I was feeling sad so we colored in my coloring book together

I love my daddy!

>> No.11115979

I would like a cute boyfriend please! I'd really like to cuddle right up to him while we read, and maybe even give him a kiss!

>> No.11115983

>>11115979
Post your e-mail!

>> No.11116000

>>11115979
Only if you're a girl, sorry. But you just sounded cute so let me send you an internet kiss to your forehead : *kiss*

>> No.11116002

>>11115983
What if someone actually e-mails me though? I wouldn't know what to do.

>> No.11116020

>>11116000
Thank you!!

>> No.11116051

age for more boyfriend discussion

>> No.11116058

I'd love a cute little /jp/sie boyfriend to hold and cuddle. I want to bring him out of his shell and feel loved for the first time in years.

>> No.11116071

>>11116058
Do they have to physically be cute and little?

I hate my body because it's big and gross and ugly but I still feel like a small child inside.

>> No.11116078

>>11116071
Your body is yours to make. You can look however you want anon!

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