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>>11114247
What do you think, kill yourself back to whatever SHIT board you came from queer.

>>11114249
BUTTHURT

LOL!

This thread is pretty epic.

>>11114249
I really can't wait for them to figure out a way to mark posts that talk about users being "from" a board or forum as spam. Every post like this that I've ever seen has been a nonsensical flame post or worse.

Yes.

>>11114265
That's not what spam is.

>>11114265
Thats not going to happen crossie, you'll just continue to be called out for being a crossboard piece of shit.

>>11114287
only with a pre-timeskip part set in fascist Spain like Pan's Labyrinth

>>11114291
Who gives a damn. Shit-posters? There will be no shit-posters.

>>11114247

I want a game based on the pic.

FPS, for multiplayer mode one play Flan with all her powers, the other team plays as SCP and has to try to capture/kill Flan.

Single player could be just like FEAR, but replace Alma with Flan.

Pretty much my dream game.

>>11114310
>Who gives a damn. Shit-posters? There will be no shit-posters.
>There will be no shit-posters.

YOU do realize that if this actually happens, there will be no more /jp/, right?

Flan a cute!

is flandre an evil character

>>11114367
That doesn't sound anything like her character though.

Are you sure you've played the game she's from, or are you just making things up after seeing her picture on the internet a few times...

>>11114443

#rekt'd
#touhou'd
#told

>>11114443
fucking owned

>>11114430
yes, all vampires are scum

>>11114443
u fucking told him aniki high five

>>11114537
Aniki is low taste, Van Darkholme is high taste. FUCK. YOU.

Hell no. SCP is garbage.

Flandre would be a good SCP.

Shitty touhou and shitty website, great pairing.

>>11114367
>Single player could be just like FEAR, but replace Alma with Flan.

The problem with FEAR was that they did the sweet action-shooter part so well, the "J-horror" part fell flat. The first time I saw Alma I emptied my SMG into her face and drop-kicked her while screaming like a gorilla on PCP.

And really, given how Touhou protagonists are, that's the only way to do it. The protagonist should be a nanotech-enhanced psionic-boosted commando wielding Jim Bowie's own knife in one hand and the enchanted 1911 of Alvin York in the other.

While wearing John Wayne's cowboy hat.

>>11114802

Heartily agreed. There's a few clever ones, but the absolute best ones are the "Joke" scps.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682-j

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-50-ae-j

Congrats, you've just seen 80% of the good content on that site.

>>11119726
>The problem with FEAR was that they did the sweet action-shooter part so well, the "J-horror" part fell flat.

While this is mostly true, it is also true that FEAR would have been pretty boring if you completely removed Alma and the j-horror elements.

Anyways, I said "like FEAR". Ideally, it would have more "Flan scenes" and be more creepy/scary or at least freaky.

>The first time I saw Alma I emptied my SMG into her face and drop-kicked her while screaming like a gorilla on PCP.

I'm sorry, but you can't kill her in-game, and not only that, but if you tried that in the fire corridor scene, you would die. This of course would mean that you LOST THE GAME

>>11114748
I'll show you who's the boss of this thread!

>>11120229

Well, duh. I just shrugged and reloaded the quicksave. The fact that your character dives out of a window to dodge the explosion like a baws went a long way towards forgiving her invulnerability.

>>11114247
It'd be better as its own broken-barrier concept rather than as any kind of crossover.

no idea what scp is supposed to be anyway..

Just bash her face in with SCP-682 and it's fine.

I used to be a mod there.

Stop making me feel guilty about leaving.

A friendly reminder that Deus Ex is the only /jp/ approved game made in the West.

>>11114247

I have always been in favor of combining hardcore horror with touhou characters.

>>11114367
Did you ever play Hidden: Source? It's a team of Counter-Strike specops dudes with guns and tripwires versus a very nearly-invisible Predator SCP-type dude.

>>11131284
Hidden is pretty fun, although playing as the Iris is a huge drag, so I used to cheat and make the hidden constantly visible for myself. It took some of the scare out of it but playing the hidden a lot made it rewarding enough.

>>11131309
Wow, you sound like kind of an asshole.

I always played IRIS though, playing Hidden is too much pressure.

My favourite crossover is Me x Satori.

>>11114247
I have no idea what the other game is. It looks like some kind of FPS

>>11114265
>>>/q/

>>11114247
Seriously, how the fuck she didn't even get her clothes torn or dirty? Yes, she has great powers, yet they all are "assault", not "defense".

>>11128848
A bunch of people who try to contain supernatural horrors from everyday people.

It used to be pretty neat but now it's just a sad-sad place where people go to write up undefeatable oh-so-powerful mary sues.

I don't see any reason why they'd try to contain touhous anyways, probably wouldn't go well.

>>11131318

I haven't played in at least a year, but I know that I was a jerk. If I were to play again I wouldn't cheat.

>>11128848
The SCP Foundation is basically a mix of Torchwood, Section 9, the assault teams from Cabin In The Woods, EVERY SINGLE OPERATORS OPERATING IN OPERATIONS tier 1 special forces, NERV, and Delta-9.

seriously freaky shit is a slow tuesday for them. it started as copypasta on /x/.

>>11119738
>you've just seen 80% of the good content on that site.
The site has 2.5 good articles?

http://theholders.org/

Anyone made an indie horror game based on this yet? What about Calgary's Gideon Keys?

I just need to finish this Unity tutorial, then I can be rolling in Kickstarter gold...

>>11114430

Every youkai is.

Only if I can play as Leon.

>>11131347
>now it's just a sad-sad place where people go to write up undefeatable oh-so-powerful mary sues.
It was like that when I first got there but it was slowly cleaning itself up. I got impatient though with the community and left. I hope things have gotten better since.

>>11131349
Glad to hear it, anon.

>>11131359
>NERV
Only on a good day unfortunately. I'm still a bit miffed that they made it 13 overseers instead of 12.

>>11119738
>http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682-j
The best part of this is that aside from the childish writing, it reads like many serious entries.