/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11110954
R u a girl?

>>11110960
yes, anon

>>11110954
Yeah, right. Why are you whining then. trolls!
reported

>>11110960
A girl? On my /jp/? What the hell is happening?

I bet you're a 3/10 in poor lighting, angled and touched up in photoshop.

I'm sure you're actually 5.5 at best

>>11110967
Do u do cute girl stuff ? ;)

>>11110974
Sounds like girlfriend material to me.

>>11110974
So she's milk?

>>11110991
Pretty much

would any of you anons dig me?

>>11110999
I'd dig you a grave.

>>11110999
Like, with a shovel?

>>11111009
>>11111006
would you date me?

>>11110954
>9/10 girl
You are such bullshit. You know you're not. You're probably a chubby chick like the one who posted pics 2 weeks ago. Gtfo if no facial pics or body(clothes preferably. No need for lewdness.)


On top of that Milk, we know it's you. The only feel allowed is Neko NEET Feel.

>>11111013
I'd give you a date with death.

Sorry, I only like average and slightly below average girls.

>>11110991
>>11110998
but milk has bf

>>11111013
Like, with a shovel?

>>11111013
what's the point of that

>>11111024

>>11111029
I knew aliens were real.

>>11111029
That's 6/10 at best. Why are you even wearing make up indoors? Why are you shaving your eyebrows?

>>11111029
Nice fivehead, did your mother binge drink when she was pregnant with you?

I have my five-incher ready just 4 u babi

>>11111029
She's cute, nothing special, but cute.

>>11111029
omodmin rochester

>tfw 9/10 boy with blue eyes
>noone in tennessee to cuddle

>>11111024
What chubby girl? I though there was just a guy dumping tumblr pictures of chubs.

>>11111036
Cute in a pity kind of sense? Like a pug?
Or cute in a "I have low standards" kind of way?

>>11111038
Stop posting that image please.

>>11111038
Maybe if you lost a little weight.

>>11111042
Low standards.

>>11111029
Hah, I'm prettier than you and I'm still a virgin.

>>11111038
Disgusting. Looks like a fourteen year old boy with low testosterone.

I was wondering why the "tfw no friends" thread slowed down.

>>11111051
I'm sure you could do better.

>>11111048
>Looks like a fourteen year old boy with low testosterone.
But that's perfect

>>11111035
yolo

Not sure what it is about it. I am 6'4", have a big dick and know how to fuck. I could get single chicks all day long, it's almost too easy. I find that it is so hot to fuck a girl that has a guy back home waiting for them. Not sure what it is but it really gets me off. There is a challenge to it, I can't just lift up my shirt and show off my sexy as fuck abs and get them in bed unlike all the single chicks I used to bang.

>>11111048
how did you know ;-;

> I know that feel man.

>>11111053
No, a proper girl with a flat chest and boyish figure is perfect.
A desperate little faggot that wishes he was a girl is disgusting.

>>11111056
Oh, I could, but I would also accept a lot worse.

>>11111063
>a proper girl with a flat chest and boyish figure is perfect
No

>>11111013
What is a date?

>>11111060
I was the same once.

>>11111068
Yes.

>>11111071
It's a fruit.

>>11111029
Anónima is spelled with a tick in the o.

>>11111071
It's a type of fruit.
She's a vore otaku.

This /soc/ bullshit is downright disgusting.

>>11111071

>>11111083
Kill yourself, waste of space

>>11111078
No bullying.

>>11111063
Girls are gross dude. They have vaginas and all sorts of nasty stuff constantly seeps out of there.

>>11111072
I said NO

>>11111083
>tfw no sage
>tfw when you forgot your sage
>feels bad man

>>11111084
Sex grosses me out, but I like watching girls masturbate.

>>11111029
5.5 right now, but surly you are prettier with a better shot. Careful though. Some might trace you. You look maybe 18 at oldest. I though you look like a 16 year old though. A desperate one who may have had sex with other boys. Older boys. You came to /jp/ thinking we are the lowest on 4chan? Well that may be right that we are the lowest.


Though I cannot judge a book by it's cover. Don't take my rating too roughly, okay? You're still growing and there is no real way to tell how you look through such a rough picture. On top of that the only person's opinon of your looks that should matter is the one you fall in love with. Hold out and you will find someone. Don't become a slut who only settles for a guy within a day.

A girl just did that to me. Flirting, batting her eyes, trying to talk to me, then I just kind of played it cool. She was not of interest to me. She then walked away with a low ranking man for one day after he talked to her once, just once, while I walked and talked with my teacher we came upon her and the boy sitting. They got up and while he was talking to her she just turned to say goodbye to me to see what my reaction to her would be while being with another man. I just said bye and kept talking to my teacher. She kept her advances coming. Two days ago was the last day of class. The final exam was about 4 hours for her. The beta man stayed outside the whole time after he got out two hours before her. Hahaha! It was so pathetic. She had a sad look on her face as I still went at the exam, She got out there and I heard him confess and he kissed her. She settled. And I waled away for better and plentiful women.

>>11111086
>tfw when bullied in highschool
>tfw your bully made you kill yourself
>tfw this is going to happen again except on /jp/
;_;

>>11111096
how pleb can u git

niggers

8 repeating digits get

>>11111098
I'll make you kill yourself in your next life as well, nerd.

o

>>11111097
Seek help

>>11111080
Epic, simply epic my Bushido brother.

Me mine

>>11111029
Eww, eww even for me.

>tfw your mother forces you to go outside
>tfw you mom hates that you are a shut in
>tfw I can't even look people in the eyes
Does anyone else know that feel?

>>11111129
Haha, no.
Hahahahahahaha.

>>11111129
You can move in with me if you are cute and I will buy you pretty clothes and won't force you to go outside.

>>11111141
I bet you will force it inside me!

>>11111149
It's not forced if it's consensual.

>>11111141
I am packing right now. I will be over in a couple days.

>>11111141
Where do you live?

>>>/r9k/ is the 'feels' board, not here.

>tfw 11111111 is approaching
>tfw there will be a bunch of fags from /sp/, /s4s/, and /sp/ in here.
>tfw some of them will stay

>>11111029
Anyone else instantly think of agatha from minority report?

>>11111165
*embarrassed*

Why do all these impure harlots think we want them?

>>11111175
Many seem to want me but I don't want anyone. I think we can understand each other.

>>11111149
Force what inside you?

>>11111154
Great, I will start getting things ready. I only have one bed so I hope you don't mind sleeping with me.

>>11111159
Germany.

>>11111188
Are you a big, strong German?

>>11111109
Why? What did I say to make you think that?

>>11111195
I'm not sure about strong but I'm 198 cm.

>>11111221
That's too intimidating

>>11111221
My goodness. You could carry me like a princess.

>>11111188
Of course I don't mind.

>>11111224
Yeah, I'm out of here.

>you will never get to NEET it up with a /jp/sie

>>11111084
Boys certainly aren't any better.
You can't even do anal without loads of prep and even then there's room for error.

>>11111085
And I said yes, faglord.

>>11111240
Look at Mr. Sexpert

What the hell is /jp/ doing? Why is this thread still alive?

>>11111242
who are you quoting?

>>11111253
Ask the janitor

>>11111244
All my knowledge comes from fugging myself, I'm still a tru virgin.

>>11111253
Jannie is pooping himself whilst the crossies are waving their cute little buttocks at the face of jaypee in anticipation for the great shit.

>>11111253
I don't know. Being obnoxious about my gender has earned acceptance from higher ground.

It has been interesting experiment nonetheless.

>>11111253
Janitor is probably at the beach fucking his girlfriend.

Fuck off, slut.

>>11111287
I'm going to take a giant shit all over your chest and then you're going to eat it all with a teaspoon.
I hope you like the taste because this will be your pudding, forever.

>>11111287
>It has been interesting experiment nonetheless.
Very interesting, just look at all those OP-related posts.

>tfw no brown loli concubine

Behold contemporary /jp/ in all its horror.

You disgust me /jp/

Unironically, a thread like this five months ago would have gotten ten replies before falling off page ten

You've changed /jp/

>>11111301
Changes bring disorder. For the night is dark and full of terrors.

>>11111323
Have you missed the 140+ replies >tfw no friends thread?

>>11111224
I'm sorry that you find me intimidating. It might help to imagine me protecting you from bullies.

>>11111228
Great, I will see you in a few days.

>>11111232
That sounds fun.

>>11111323
Ah, yes, the good old days of five months ago.

>>11111335
agreed friendd..

>>11111319
>tfw you will never cut up a whore in a secluded location and burn her remains in a furnace, then grind the bones to a powder and scatter them on the wind
;_;

>>11111338
Are you blonde with blue eyes?

>>11111323
I told you about the ironic shitposting, man.
I told you but you wouldn't listen.
We /b/ plus 2hu now.

>>11111362
/b/ 2hu.0

>>11111362
That happened two years ago already.

>>11111383
are you a 1337 truOLDFAG?

>>11111387
Are you a faggot?

why can't i find a boyfriend free girl?

>>11111398
you are

>>11111038
where do u live
do u have long hair/a cute face
would u be willing to accept/give a blowjob?

>>11111410
>where do u live
I'm not interested in retards, thank you very much.

>>11111413
el mayo
tru ownage right here

>>11111346
like minded person. it's good

>>11111413
I can be anything that you want me to be.
;_;

So this is the price of irony...

>>11111039
Maybe it was, but I called them fat and they posted more arguing with me. No image search showed them on any other sites either. I think it was legit. Fat girls post on /jp/ looking for /jp/ boyfriends, because they're fat is rejected by everyone else in society. Thing is /jp/ isn't as pathetic as they think to go out with fat women.

>>11111421
fly_girl_quotes_the_dick_giver.jpg

>>11111421
What if everyone in the thread was being ironic? You just got hella tricked d00d.

>>11111353
I have blue eyes but my hair is light brown.