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11109228 No.11109228[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You have ten seconds to prove you aren't a normalfag /jp/.

>> No.11109231

>>>/a/

>> No.11109234

i aint pruvin anything faglet DDDDDD-:

>> No.11109238
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im here on a fridey nite, baka

>> No.11109237

>>11109234
Normalfag detected.

>> No.11109243
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11109243

How do I proof it I'll do anything

>> No.11109245

I cant

>> No.11109251

I don't own a smartphone

>> No.11109255

>>11109243
proof THIS

*grabs dick*

>> No.11109256

sorry nigga im busy partyin with some girls tonite ill do it tomorrow

Posted from my Samsung Galaxy S III

>> No.11109262
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>> No.11109265

>>11109255
That's disgusting.

>> No.11109268

I'm listening to an otaku internet radio site now

>> No.11109266

>>11109255
wow! nice size, pretty think and solid man!

>> No.11109270

>>11109265
do you even suck dick? smh

>>11109266
thnx!

>> No.11109269

>>11109262
I want Kotori's poo and pee stained panties in my mouth.

>> No.11109271

Masturbated to 2d for 2 hours straight last night. Was that long enough?

>> No.11109272
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11109272

I hang around people that want to fuck Chinese cartoons

>> No.11109274

>>11109270
Fuck off you fag.

>> No.11109275

>>11109271
Not long enough. I masturbated literally all day to Imopara2 the day of its release.

>> No.11109276

>>11109271
I maxed out at 6 hours before my skin started peeling

>> No.11109278

>>11109269
You have no idea what that's like. Last week a homeless guy came into Critical Intensive Care with all his possessions in 2 bags. He was incontinent and his clothes reeked of urine and feces. We just tossed his clothes and belongings in a hazmat room, nobody was sure what to do with them.

>> No.11109282

>>11109276
it was like that scene in goldmember where he peels off that skin from his head licks it and sticks in in a jar but it was my penis

>> No.11109285

I only fucked TOW girls last week.

>> No.11109286

>watch baseball
>watch anime
>play guitar
>plays video games
>can repair my own car
>can build computer
>has room lightly touched with games and animu that people ask if I am Asian
>listens to Girls Generation and Eric Johnson
>To top it off, I weigh 108lbs

I don't make sense

>> No.11109287

>>11109285
I fucked 4 girls this semester who were 7/10s and up this last semester while you were prolly playing Mario Kart.

>> No.11109288

>>11109275
I'll work on it.
>>11109276
I wasn't maxed out, just felt like sleeping.

>> No.11109292
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11109292

I have no friends and sit in my room all day.

>> No.11109290

How am I supposed to prove it? I could be lying and photo evidence is for normals

>> No.11109291

>>11109287
In 2008 I was still in college and some guys invited me to play Mario Kart with the RA. I was embarrassed and I had never played it before so I said no and went back to my room.

>> No.11109298

>>11109282
I'd lick your goldmember.

>> No.11109302

I'm that one guy in the picture that gets posted here occasionally

>> No.11109307

>>11109286
you don't make any sense. I can't figure out who you are quoting.

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>>11109302
This one?

>> No.11109309

>>11109298
I would definitely let you!

>> No.11109315
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>>11109302

>> No.11109316

>>11109307
I wish I could undo that meme.

>> No.11109317

>>11109278
And thats not Kotori you illiterate nerd.

>> No.11109319

>>11109316
so you could go completely crossboarder on us and not get your shit pushed in?

>> No.11109323

>>11109319
>crossboarder
I started that one too.

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>> No.11109326

>>11109323
GJ!

>> No.11109332

>>11109319
>get your shit pushed in
You actually believe this

>> No.11109338

>>11109332
I think hes trying to tell us something!

>> No.11109337

Define normalfag.

>> No.11109340
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>>11109315

>> No.11109352 [DELETED] 
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>>11109340
I could snap at any moment and just beat somebody to a pulp who pisses me off even a little.

Faggots are afraid of me, I am exactly like the driver, although nobody has given me a chance to display my bottled up fury. -josh

>> No.11109355

I listen to music all the time ｗｗ

>> No.11109360
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>>11109352
get a load of the kid saving pictures of other peoples shitboxes

>> No.11109367

>>11109274

Well, looks like we found our normal.

>> No.11109372

>>11109309
R-really?!

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>>11109360
while your at it save my new car

>> No.11109383

>>11109373
So how long have you been itching to tell someone

Look at all that farm shit I bet you walk around shirtless wearing overalls and chewing a dip

>> No.11109385

>>11109352
318ti lolz

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>> No.11109389

>>11109386
>MAL

>> No.11109390 [DELETED] 

>>11109383
is ap writing your jokes now?
all I see is "yo lemee get a ride dude"

>> No.11109396

>>11109389
I was going to make fun of him too but how can I hate someone who reads kino.

I just can't.

>> No.11109403

I have a girlfriend, a job, two cars, friends and a loving family, a social life, and I haven't played any touhou games nor do I play VNs.

I also own a iPhone

I'm just here for the shitposting.

>> No.11109409

>>11109403
>a job, two cars,

Only thing I'm jealous about. The rest is shit.

>> No.11109413
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11109413

I'm sexually attracted to the female lead from this comic.

>> No.11109411

>>11109390
Yeah you searched craigslist for months trying to find a car that is slower than an NA miata, it just so happened to be a VW with a goofy sticker on the side.

Is it the flat 6? Carbed or FI?

>> No.11109417 [DELETED] 

>>11109411
just give me the teamspeak password

>> No.11109418

>>11109390
>>11109411
what the HELL are these normalfags arguing about

>>>/facebook/

>> No.11109434

>>11109409
Admit it, you want a smartphone, too.

>> No.11109439

The only girl who I've ever hugged and cuddled with was a loli and the only girl who has ever called me her boyfriend was the same loli. I laughed it off but secretely I still think of her as my girlfriend.

She also said I was her pet.

>> No.11109442

>>11109434

Not really, no point.

>> No.11109443

I vehemently defend my reputation as a pure maiden from a girl who said we "hooked up" after holding hands once.

>> No.11109445

I whip out a dozen fumos

>> No.11109448
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11109448

i want to jelly a cute /jp/sie

>> No.11109449

Fuckin hell, /jp/. Something turned my stomach just a few minutes ago. I went out to get a cucumber lime Gatorade and on the way back some girl in the car next to me started trying to talk to me. When I looked at her, she blew a kiss at me, and then when the light ended I passed in front of the car to avoid any embarrassment, as usual. At the next light they came up on the other side of me, I was looking the opposite direction and the girl yelled so I turned my head to see that she had her torso out of the car window and had lifted up her shirt to show her bra. I shook my head and looked down in disapproval and she immediately became angry and accused me of being gay.

>> No.11109450

You have ten seconds to prove Kotori is not best deito.

>> No.11109453

She gets fucked, right?

I don't watch this shit.

>> No.11109451

>>11109449
forgot the vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZUpvU3gwp8

>> No.11109452

>>11109442
You sure? You could browse and shitpost on /jp/ if you ever have to go outside, and watch anime on it if you have to leave the house.

>> No.11109454

I'm morbidly obese

You can't be normal and be obese

>> No.11109458

>>11109452
>You sure? You could browse and shitpost on /jp/ if you ever have to go outside,

Hmm, good point. I never thought about it that way.

>> No.11109457

>>11109286
Jeff?

>> No.11109459

>>11109453
Yeah, her moans are cute as hell

>> No.11109460
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>>11109453

Non blood related imoutozoned.

>> No.11109465

These days I am a normalfag. But I've still got a higher power level than most of you nerds.

>> No.11109468

>>11109439
Somebody please justify me.

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>>11109460
frig off dude

>> No.11109476

>>11109468
Yes we get it you like little girls
The fact you're out for attention after saying it proves you're a normal, just a low level one.

>> No.11109477

>>11109476
This entire thread is asking for attention.

>> No.11109481

>>11109449
Is this a maymay now?

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