/jp/ - Otaku Culture

by far the worst idol

>>11107602
You mena the best?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC7GZPyBKrI

>>11107582
>someone buy me girl hormones please

Email address? I want to sponser a cute /jp/sie.

When I was new to /jp/ I saved Anzu pictures in my Touhou folder because I thought she was a Touhou

#jpconfessions

>>11107619
dude, what the fuck?

she doesn't even have a silly hat...

>>11107611

>>11107624
What about the sleepy princess? She doesn't have one too.

>>11107619

I thought Nanoha was a Strike Witch 4 years ago.

>>11107637
Odd, considering Nanoha came out first.

>>11107619
she's the best touhou too

>>11107626
Sachiko is the cutest!

milk's 2d form

>>11107651
... when she was six years old.

>>11107651

Milk is a filthy gaijin. She's probably in bed with Mush right now, having disgusting grunty sex.

>>11107659
She's a virgin, retard.

>>11107661

Haha, okay. So are all of the Japanese pop idols who keep getting caught at men's houses.

>>11107651
Please don't say things like that.

>>11107659
Once I asked milk about mush and she had no idea who I was talking about

>>11107664
>>11107664
don't fucking tell me what i can and can't do m8

>>11107675
please say things like >>11107651

>>11107675
don't tell me what I can and can't tell you m8

anzu is the shitposting idol

Anzu is an idol.

smelly NEET pussy

now that the janitor is misdirected by Anzu images we can start blogging about our NEET lives.

>>11107708
SMELLS

>>11107720
Forgot your sage, now we have to hope this makes it off the front page again.

>>11107708
falseNEET

-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

I wanna fuk a Anzu

>>11107736
fuck off NEET enabler

>>11107736
No.

>>11107624
she does have that hairband thing

No one should ever work.

Work is the source of nearly all the misery in the world. Almost all the evil you'd care to name comes from working or from living in a world designed for work. In order to stop suffering, we have to stop working.

That doesn't mean we have to stop doing things. It does mean creating a new way of life based on play; in other words, a ludic revolution. By "play" I mean also festivity, creativity, conviviality, commensality, and maybe even art. There is more to play than child's play, as worthy as that is. I call for a collective adventure in generalized joy and freely interdependent exuberance. Play isn't passive. Doubtless we all need a lot more time for sheer sloth and slack than we ever enjoy now, regardless of income or occupation, but once recovered from employment-induced exhaustion nearly all of us [will] want [to] act. Oblomovism and Stakhanovism are two sides of same debased coin.

The ludic life is totally incompatible with existing reality. So much the worse for "reality," the gravity hole that sucks the vitality from the little in life that still distinguishes it from mere survival. Curiously—maybe not—all the old ideologies are conservative because they believe in work. Some of them, like Marxism and most brands of anarchism, believe in work all the more fiercely because they believe in so little else.

>>11107736

>Receive Welfare

Now you are just being a drama Queen about who is NEET and who isn't.

>>11107736
Cut the "Muh unemployed woes" and grow the fuck up weeb

>>11107762
how are you going to get food if nobody works

inb4 post-scarcity pseudo science

>>11107736
Hating on welfare? It's like you actually wanted to be a hobo.
Well unless you keep your laptop and dig a hole in a wall to steal electricity.

>>11107766
>>11107763
people who receive welfare are dependent on normies to survive

they cannot be truNEETs

>>11107764

>>11107667
She's just pretending. All women are whores.

>>11107771
indeed normal enablers need to go kill themselves

Don't forget to post Anzus so as to not arise suspicion.

>>11107770
>inb4 Denial of The hard working-class and the lazy scum garbage that litters America's floor

Stop replying to troll copypasta.

Why do normals always size up a FREE truNEET? They're always looking down on you like they're ready to prove themselves against you. Everybody always says normals have much better social skills but it's the autists who have better social skills. We don't look at each other as competition to wipe out so we can make our jewlord more gold.

>>11107791
they are jealous and need to put down free men to validate their life as a slave

please dad stop raping my bum

I'm not even from /jp/ but I post Anzu

>>11107869
y r u not frm /jp/?

>>11107870
No time for touhous or vns, everything is spent on /a/nime

>>11107736
I got laid off today where do I pick up my truNEET card?

>>11107596
Anzu a shit.

Ok, it seems we are never leaving the front page. Time to share your NEET experiences of the day here.

>>11107736
So we must either leech off our parents, or become a millionaire who can just retire and live off that?

>>11107878
Come back in 6 months when you pass this segmented line.

>>11107736

this is tokiko for anyone confused

he's been spamming this shit in NEET threads because he despises NEETs for some reason

>>11107736
Thank you, really. Too many of the asshats around here seem to think it's their personal/blog/hangout/whatever. It's not. /jp/ is ruled by the TruNEET Army, and it shall remain that way. All hail Anzu!

>>11107939
Sorry loser, /jp/ is ruled by the secret HOMU Army.

>>11107944
>>>/a/
Shit character from a shit show. Duk da fuk down, Muthafacko!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPJvCCtWtgQ

>>11107950
Its you who needs to ``dukda fukdow''.

>>11107917
Nice attempt at slander, falseNEET.

Would you rather:
☐ be Anzu's dad
☐ be Anzu

>>11107967
☑ sex her

>>11107966

sorry but you would be a falseNEET under your own definitions: you live off your parents, who are normies

these 'definitions' were made in like five minutes then spammed for years. they have all of the marks of something tokiko would do, and the IRC drugs squad has been trying to separate NEET/touhous/VNs from the board since like 2011

>>11107967
Is her dad tru also?

>>11107596
i've started wearing my hair like this because its hella long and I dont feel like braiding it before bed. It ended up being kinda cute and super comfy, plus no tangles, so now i wear it like that all the time

>>11107971
They are the official /jp/ criteria that were chosen specifically by the truNEET council.

Why is this thread still here?

>>11107981

here's an official /jp/ article for you to ratify sweetheart

*whips out cock*

>>11107983
Homosexuality is forbidden by the truNEET old testament.

>>11107979
im@s threads are allowed dude

>>11107987
Fuck homosexuals make me sick, I just want crucify them all in the streets. Filthy fucking animals

>>11107993
Too bad for you most of them work out and would kick your nerdy ass.

>>11107967
Sex her
Anzu
Anzus Mom
Anzus Dad

>>11107993

I feel the same way about mentally ill histrions eg. aaeru!bar!gigs!siztra and tokiko!youkai!lenfried

>>11107997
Normal people outnumber those disgusting aids ridden freaks, publicly torture a few of them and that should put an end to that disease.

If you were Anzu what would your day today be like?

>>11107999
Your closet is showing

>>11107997
are you an expert on how muscled gay men are

hikki master race

>>11108003

I'd quit my job as an idol and post my gaping asshole on /jp/, just like my idol Nigma.

>>11108004
Leave it to one of those degenerates to just assume everyone is a freak like them. Why don't you just kill yourself already subhuman?

>>11108003
I just woke up at 11pm because neeting it up messed up my sleep pattern.
I'm going to log on to steam and play some games.
Maybe make some breakfast when it gets light.

>>11108004
"if u don't accept freaks and mentally ill people you are secretly mentally ill"

- homo abomination after suckin his dads cock

>>11108012

>>11108013
Waking up at 11pm would probably be one of my favorite schedules if I were an idol.

>>11108022
He's married and has a child, you filthy subhuman.

>>11108013
You should block the light coming into your house so you don't feel the need to synchronize yourself to the orbit of the earth.

>>11108025
So is your dad but he still sux ma dick

>>11108027

I already do this. I'm a nocturnal wereNEET who wakes up at midnight to play eroge and Dota 2.

I want to sniff and lick Anzus filthy stinky hairy NEET anus.

I wonder what her butt smells like.

>>11108043
shit

>>11108043
> hairy
come on man

>>11108048
I think it would be cute to see a little peach fuzz around her puckering pink NEET anus~

/jp/, how can I become a truNEET?

I don't have anyone who would pay for my housing.

The only solutions I can think of are

> bug out and find some abandoned area in which to set up a hobo camp, not sure what I'd do for food/internet, but I do live in Eugene, Oregon.
> kill father and get a jumpstart on my inheritance (I'd rather not do this)
> pretend to be retarded for neetbux, get disowned by parents. Was diagnosed aspie when young, so I could pretend to relapse

I just wanna be comfy and spoon my Marlin.

>>11107596
Is she an anime NEET? Where I can find her story?

>>11108063
kill dad

>>11108065
iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls

>>11108079
I really don't want to. That's the last resort.

I've seen pictures of underground neet dens, how viable of an option do you think it would be? How to get electricity, internet, etc?

>>11108063
You want to be a truNEET yet you don't even have the resolve to kill your father?

>>11108090
I don't want to deprive someone else of life.

>>11108082
Is she really a NEET or it's just /jp/ projecting

>>11108112
She has a job idiot
Otherwise she wouldn't be an idol

>>11108112
http://suisei.kokidokom.net/2012/04/18/igarashi-hiromi-anzu-no-uta-lyrics-translation/
she's a wannabe NEET who idols for early retirement money

>>11108112
she has a job as an idol, not a NEET

fandom doesn't care about canon

>>11108125
she may be a fakeNEET but she still advocates for NEET rights

smelly

>>11108094
It's yours or his

NEET

pussy

>>11108129
You mean like free food and stuff?

>>11108144
>>11108139
>>11108133
archive this shit mootles

>>11107770
my chair when a wage slave calls me a loser for not giving up my life to the jews

>>11108164
/pol/ please go.

>>11108173
wage slave detected

>>11108173
Fuck off wage slave, I don't care what SLAVES have to say to a free man. Why don't you first have the courage to liberate yourself before talking shit about my chain free life.

>>11107774
You know you would be a whore if you were a woman.

>>11108193
Shut it you filthy whore.

>>11108181
How can you say you are a free man when you are a slave to whoever is giving you food, shelter and Internet? There are no free men in today's society, with the exception of some weird off-the-grid communities.

OP here, it was actually a NEET thread all along and the janitor got tricked as HELL.

How do I go off the grid? I want to be free.

please respond

>>11108212
Kill yourself, its the only option.

>>11108212
You need to buy land, solar panels and learn to plant food and raise animals.

>>11108198
Don't worry, I'm jealous that women can make a lot of easy money from just sexing a guy and faking an orgasm too. It must be wonderful being able to do that.

>>11108212
It depends on where you live.

>>11108231
It's more realistic to join one of the pre-existing off-grid communities. They can get you started.

tfw no /jp/ commune

Who falseNEET undercover WORK agent here? All ops please report in for your paychecks and TGIF YOLO rations. Then you can go back to cappin' NEETs like those mofos at Atos.

>>11108228
I live in Eugene, Oregon. It's the most homeless-friendly town in America.

>>11108252
uh communism is more work oriented than capitalism. you know, the national working class.

being forced to work for the good of normals you will never meet is even worse than having the choice to work for a jew

>>11108270
I drove through that city once.

>>11108272

I can't wait for the new post-singularity work structure: robonism. Robots do all the work and humand live leisurely lives doing whatever they want.

Please get here faster, singularity.

>>11108272
Not that kind of commune, the hippie kind, where you just smoke weed all day.

>>11108261
>TGIF YOLO rations
Why

>>11108270
Easy, join up with the Amish.

>>11108272

>choice

me sides

the 'choice' is either work for a jew or be homeless and die at 30

>>11108272
My biggest gripe with society (and a big reason of why I NEET) is because I can't stand the thought of working my ass off so some fat faggot 1000 miles away can sit around and laugh about how rich he is.

The average job pays 40% of what they make off you. Thats unacceptable. If it was all going towards the business so all the workers could benefit then it'd be fine. Instead it gets spread around the board and CEO and a myriad of investors who were raised with silver spoons in their mouths.

I refuse to be a part of it.

>>11108281
where do you get food, someone has to grow it and pick it and eat it

that's work

>>11108291
look at this wage slave justifying his slavery

you can live on like $4 a day, go dumpster dive

>>11108294
if you can do the job of a CEO, what's stopping you? they get paid a lot because the skills of running a company are in high demand, that's what a market is.

whereas any retard can sweep a broom, so you don't get paid shit

>>11108298
It's work you directly benefit from instead of being work that makes someone else rich.

CLASS WAR NOW
CLASS WAR NOW
CLASS WAR NOW

>>11108300
they get paid a lot because they had connections

>>11108300
Sure, if you provide the venture capital.

>>11108305
Most big CEOs weren't born billionaires.

>>11108306
You provide a service for someone, and they pay you in return. If you don't want to work, don't, but don't expect things for free.

>>11108318
>But commies seek for continuous improvement for living conditions of the whole.

#lmao

>>11108272
But commies seek for continuous improvement for living conditions of the whole.
The communism of the XXI century would be nothing like the last century and the recent technological achievements might lead us to a "post-work" society where only those who want to change some function are relevant.
Hell sometimes I feel office jobs are just artificial places to have a human accountable for error instead of a scripted bot.

>>11108313
Most big CEOs were born wealthy and with connections

>>11108311
You could always get funding from Y Combinator or somewhere like that.

Of course, most start-ups fail miserably. But at least you get to be a CEO for a short while!

>>11108313
They were born millionaires and became billionaires through hard work.

>>11108319
Proof?

>>11108318
The worst mass murderers of the last century were all communist dictators, interesting.

>>11108313
There are only around 2 big CEO's who are "self-made men".

>>11108322
>>11108324
No true communism, pure communism is a society of freely associated individuals.

Reddit leftists please go.

If I join a hippy commune will I be able to be around lolis?

>>11108330
Specifically, will be able to be around hippy lolis?

>>11108318
Office jobs are a sham
In any given office maybe a third of the people there actually need to be there. The rest are just fluff who were brought in because they knew someone or were related to x person. Most of their day is spent checking their facebook and socializing with coworkers. Then they whine about how their lives have no meaning and many of them have to be pumped full of anti depressants so they don't kill themselves.

And they get paid$50k+ to do this

>>11108328
And to achieve pure communism, Marx advocated a vanguard state dictatorship. So far that step has failed miserably and resulted in the death of over 100 million people.

>>11108333
I never implied Marx was right. His ideal was great but his ideas were never carried out well.
Besides, his writings are outdated for the current age where mechanical labor is being slowly phased out.

>>11108334
How are they different from normal lolis?

>>11108337
>his writings are outdated
>I never implied Marx was right

I'm glad we agree.

>>11108340
they have flowers in their hair and wear sundresses

>>11108298

>you can live on like $4 a day, go dumpster dive

And live where?

>>11108334
Hippie lolis are the best. Their parents are never uptight and nurture their children, although sometimes they go crazy with weird medicines and other homeopathy shit. But you can expect a hippie child to be the most innocent and purest specimen of humanity to ever exist.

Just don't make fun of the ones that are called moonbeam. They are the cutest.

>>11108343
This too.

>>11108340
They have flowers in their hair and wear sundresses and are more open minded and apt to experience new things.

/jp/, actively advocating disgusting pig dog capitalism that would force us to go out into the world and interact with normals just to live? The capitalism that would take away all of our autismbux?

I'm not even a capitalist and I want these crossboarders sent back to their gulag in >>>/pol/. /jp/ is collectivist and cultural marxist to the core.

>>11108345
People in India and the like live on much less than $4 a day. But here you are in your middle class white neighborhood complaining about how oppressed you are because you have to work if you want a new Xbox.

anzu futaba super rare

I'll cave your face in with my dick

and stab you over and over again with my dick

over and over and over a million times with my dick

stab stab stabbity stabstabstab

>>11108355
Nice try reddit, but nobody is falling for it. Do you even know what capitalism is? It's private property, unless you want to share all your possessions for the good of the commons, you're a capitalist.

>>11108355
Even still, I want rebbit to leave as well.

``Fair and balanced"

>>11108356

>you have to work if you want a new Xbox.

you are literally terminally retarded

it will kill you it's so bad

sorry

>>11108363
you are retarded

>>11108359
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>>11108369
>>11108367
Look at this mad redditor. If you don't want to work, don't. I chose not to. But don't demand tons of material possessions and then cry when you have to do something for them.

>>11108356
So you admit that you would force us to leave our rooms and live like third worlders?

No thank you. Please leave.

>>11108363
I wouldn't mind

>>11108369
>>11108367

the retardation here is so potent we both had the same thought

retardation miasma

>>11108363
Private property is not personal property.
Next thing you'll be saying real estate is not an artificial concept.

>>11108373
Who are you quoting?

>>11108374
Your dumb, please do not bully.

>>11108383
Which Touhou would you fuck?

>>11108371
Capitalism is the reason your country is developed enough for you to live in luxury. It's really not possible to be this retarded, is it?

>>11108376
>>11108379
>>11108380
Same tumblr kid. Pic related.

I want to pick flowers and berries with a hippie loli, and then afterwards, we'd kiss.

キャハハァ～

oh wait, is this the "neet lifestyle" thread? I thought they'd banned those!

>>11108374
>>11108383
pls no bully /pol/

>>11108386
No, this is the loli thread.

>>11108385
What's the pixiv tag for hippie lolis?

>>11108389
Why is /pol/ always so bully?

>>11108383
>anti-capitalist, feminist, fat-positive activism

i hate tumblr so much

>>11108386
I don't understand why these threads seem to be banned, did it ever get explained?

MY FATHER WORKED INTO HIS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgGYwXYt3J0&list=PLD033022B56A44FBD

This song is /jp/ in audible form. Such a good song, too.

Good goy, capitalism is your friend...

Bust those unions! Remember that you too can be a millionaire one day, he-he...

>>11108393
>>11108389
I'm sorry, but facts can be abrasive at times.

>>11108401
I once went to an ancap meetup
Evryone was FAT

>>11108397
They devolved into circlejerks and offtopic spamming. Also they seem to be attracting crossboarders like our mutual fiend from /pol/

They also really have nothing to do with ``otaku culture"

>>11108374
Do you expect fresh food and water? That's a material possession.

>>11108400
Marx was a Jew, the Soviet Union commissars were mostly Jews, and every Jewish politician is a Democrat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_politicians

You aren't fooling anyone, Schlomo.

>>11108403
>``
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>>11108401
You didn't answer my question: whch 2hu wdufuq?

Honestly if you can't even answer this simple question you aren't even a real /jp/sie.

>>11108393
I've just been searching 幼女 オリジナル and getting a lot of non-lewd cute loli drawings returned. That one just happened to resemble a hippie loli so I attached it to the post.

>NEET thread yaay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUCTfSKtRms

>>11108409
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>>11108412
That's excellent! I hope there are no lewd ones, I cannot stand people who sexualize lolis. I am sorry if this offends anyone, it is just my opinion and I respectfully ask all /jp/sies to respect my right to it and not bully me.

>>11108417
This image has converted me to anarcho-capitalism.

>>11108417
this fucking guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE2M7g_IWSE

>>11108442
GO VEGAN!!1

>>11108422
Most are not lewd but there are some lewd and non-sexual nude ones though. It's still much less lewd than searching something like ロリ.

>>11108442
>youkai are being abused by humans

is the joke that jews are like youkai who pray on innocent humans but then play the victim when eradicated for the betterment of the world?

>>11108447

>>11107619
suigintou is a touhou

>>11108450
What would a vegan youkai society look like?

A hippie youkai commune, working to produce sheets of human tissue from stem cell cultures fed nutrients and such?

>>11108446
Okay, because when I copypasted 幼女 オリジナル into the search bar I got a whole bunch of lewd loli porn (though I forgot to turn off R-18 so it's kind of my fault) which made me sad. Am I doing things wrong? I do not speak Japanese at all, I am sorry.

>>11108398
Are you that one anon that makes those images?

If so keep up the good work

>>11108477
L-lewd!

>>11108467
Maybe it didn't seem like like the results weren't as lewd because I wasn't looking for lewd pictures, but I could have sworn the results were the least lewd. The keywords are just youjo/little girl and original.

Oh well, sorry.

>>11108398
i stole your image, dude

>>11108489
It is okay, I did find one that was not lewd and very cute.

Maybe I should be learning Japanese instead of Mandarin? I spend too much time on pixiv and 2ch to not make learning the language pointless. I'd learn both, but that seems like it would be incredibly confusing...

>>11108501
Here's another, I nearly forgot!

>>11108505
This one may not be really cute, but I think it is pretty cute.

>>11108278
The singularity is not coming. The world is a hurricane in a shit sewer might as well ride the waves while you still can.

I lived in a commune watering the farm plot and chopping firewood for seven months. Woke up at 6 am to feed the chickens and the llamas er day. Helped a rancher with his cattle fences in exchange for a freezer of beef. Wild berry picking. Spend an afternoon at the river. We all benefited.

Let's start a NEET commune, /jp/.

>>11108550
We just all pretend to be NEETs. That's why she's perfect for us. Remember how grateful she was at her proper white-collar job in the end?

>>11108557
>We just all pretend to be NEETs.

Speak for yourself, bud.

>>11108549
I really want to find a place to pick berries this year. The ones you get in the stores don't taste very good.

what the fuck

is it some kind of gay pride day today or some shit?

>>11108580
I still have this thread open because I was waiting for lewd pictures of Anzu, then these fucking faggots start talking about unrelated things.
Holy fuck.

>>11108580
Everyday is gay pride day on /jp/.

>>11108564
Paths cut through forests for power lines often have wild berries. Make sure you know which ones to pick!

What are the natural predators of the NEET species?

>>11108724
Hunger, dehydration, the natural elements, and any sort of sickness.

>>11108590
More like gay shame day.

hey guys check out this traced you-know-what
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35287564

>>11108724
Job applications and a ringing telephone.

>>11108724
Power and internet outages!

Can NEETs occupy themselves without modern technology???

>>11108761
Day - read book
Night - sleep

Anzu weighs less than an avarage 10-year-old

>>11110133
japanese dont follow the same rules as the rest of the world

they must have hollow bones

>>11110133
>17

>>11110142

Their bone structure is actually honeycombed, like birds, to decrease flight weight when they migrate for the winter.

>>11110133
>tfw lower BMI than Anzu

Psssst, get in here NEETS. How was your day? What's going on?

>>11111160
Woke up an hour ago. I'm not gonna let this day be bad. I'm excited to find a H RPG to play today. I want to level up my different stats and hunt for items that modify them in different ways.
What's going on with you?

For the actual NEETs, what kind of a standard of living does your family and/or the state provide you? I would take it easy but my background and tastes don't allow me to get what I need and want by doing nothing.

>>11111160
I went to Walmart with my mom and I went out for a drive. I was right up on the ass of some dude in a M3 on this really windy road while blasting 2hu eurobeat.

Overall it was a good day.

>>11111160
I'm starving myself. Can't sleep. It feels cosmic. It's painful in a good way. I feel like every thought I get is being guided by God.

>>11111160

i saved up to buy a psp and now i have no money again

Is that other guy who was starting Citalopram around? How is it going for you now? Sure does take forever to masturbate on this medication.

>>11112346
All I need beyond the basic necessities is coffee, nicotine, and internet service. So it doesn't take much to achieve a high standard of living, relative to my own standards.

bumping the stealth neet thread

>>11112611
This is a Futaba Anzu thread.

I've been selling blood and doing freelance writing. It's a lot of fun! I buy drugs with the money I earn!

Methoxyetamine is so much fun. I like 3-MeO-PCP more but MXE is cheap and available in large quantities for cheap. Once I did a gram of the stuff in one night. Kimochi~

>>11112611
>bumping
The sticky was taken down.
>>>/a/

Anzu is a slut.

>>11112661
counter sage, by the way your /a/ detector needs some work

>>11112667
I'd fuck that so hard, dude.

>>11107596
She gets fugged, right? I don't watch this shit.

>>11112679
>>>/q/?
>>>/v/?

>>11112680
Would you let her leech off you?

>>11112719
I'd let her suck everything out of me.

If you guys are so TRU why don't you shit on the floor truNEET pretenders?

>>11112473

yes. it also isn't doing shit except making me more tired and suicidal along with the random boners that take forever to wack off.

guess ill have to give it more time, after the 2nd week its supposed to get better. maybe stopping fapping will help.

>>11107736
I receive welfare, faggot.
Make me leave.

captcha:
dogmatic tooqueer

>>11112737
So it's a drug that makes you crawl? That's hardcore d00d.

Do you guys recommend Valium? A doctor said I could take it if I wanted to.

>>11112746
How much NEETbux do you get? Welfare in alot of places isn't enough to live decently at all.

>>11112748
Take prescription when you have the chance to, just sell it if you don't want to use it.

>>11112748
Drugs all day erry day.

>>11112737
I know the feeling, I wasn't really taking it for depression just mild obsessive behaviours, but I definitely feel a lot more burnt out. Then at night I feel almost like I have the spins from alcohol, can't keep my mind from racing, and as a result I can't sleep at all.

I'd definitely give it another week or two though, this drug can take up to four weeks for any major improvement. Good luck.

>>11112756
Germany,
455$ for my appartment, 503$ for my living expenses.

>>11112747

these wounds.

they will not heal.

>>11112767
That sure sounds better than the one here. Do you have any disposable income or savings from that?

>>11112771
I get additional income which I didn't register, only allowed to get 130$ per month, everything above I have to give them, but what they don't know, they aren't able to take.
If I'd see it realistic I have 750$-850$+ per month for my living expenses, I spend 250-300$ for food etc., so you can calculate by yourself what I am able to "enjoy".

>>11112767

in the future the robot government will pay all of us $1000/month to be NEET.

>>11112719
her only food would be my cum.

>>11112770
Well I'm sure you tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't matter ne?

>>11112782
You get income and get NEETbux? Living the dream. Especially since Germany is supposed to be the poster child of low unemployment in Europe.

>>11112878
I am not working in the "working" way.
I have certain offers, I sell per hour/day, which wouldn't be able to get registered as work anyway.
It's kind of income, yes, besides pressing a few buttons and collecting money there isn't anything I do for it.
It's enjoyable, I don't have a lot to day, a load of free time to spend and no real schedule for any day of the week/month/year, besides a few appointments here and there.
& the usual medical checkup every six months to be certified sick, worked for the last 7 years, I am looking forward that it will work for the next 7 years, too.

>>11112891
>day
I meant a "a lot to do", I am a retard.

>>11112896
Clearly, you didn't end up doing much better with that second post either.

>>11112891
>worked for the last 7 years, I am looking forward that it will work for the next 7 years, too.
4 years with no income or welfare besides medicaid orz

>>11112913
>medicaid
Move to Europe, marry a faggot for three years, get your citizenship (3 years = citizenship), get divorced, enjoy welfare.

Did you guys get long term disability benefits or a decent severance?

>>11112919
I mean LTD paid by your employer btw.

I wish I had some Dr Pepper

Where do old NEETs go? Is it true you'll get fantastic powers beyond comprehension at 30?

>>11112918
to be fair I never tried to apply for disability, so I'm not really complaining.

>>11112932
The infinite beyond.

>>11112932
No, you're thinking of virgins.
NEETs over 30 go to shelters.

>>11112931
I don't have a disability, I get unemployment benefit and am certified sick for mental illness.
>>11112932
To the other side, hopefully, about time to end this shit soon.

>>11112932
They don't go anywhere, they just live at home.

My uncle has been a NEET his entire life. He lives with my grandma and he's 62 years old. He's never had a job, never got his driver's license, and he only leaves the house to go shopping and go to the doctor. I don't know what he does with himself all day, he doesn't have a computer like a modern day NEET. What do old school NEETs do for fun?

>>11112934
Will your dreams and the ones you want to see be there? ;_;

>>11112943
Watch TV, probably.
I don't know what they do, otherwise. Maybe reading or sleeping all day, but I couldn't imagine how boring life would be.
>>11112947
;_;

sage this shit or the janitor will delete it, faggots

>>11112947
Wouldn't that be nice.

>>11112951
My uncle watches TV, I know that much. I don't know what else he does though. He occasionally asks me to buy him psychedelic rock from the 60's on Amazon though. Maybe he just listens to that all day long when he's not watching TV.

Janny has already spotted this desguised NEET thread prepare yourselves.

>>11112975
I'm a level 31 magic knight, not some loser.

rambunctious cutie

First thing I'm going to do when I wake up is eat breakfast while fapping with my onahole.

My goal is to last at least 1 hour before I cum.

>>11112975
It's an idolmaster thread about the idol Anzu.

Where can I download Anzu's music?

>>11113039
She only has one song.

I can't believe it made it to the bump limit.

>>11113177
But now its dying ;_;

>>11113188
Azusa is so fucking cute, I'd hug the shit out of her.

Yesterday someone asked me quote "So do you just like not give a fuck and don't want to work."

>>11113192
She is very very cute

>>11113372
yes

>>11113372
The cutest.

>>11112943
Gardening, reading/writing, menial jobs, Jesus.

Lots of Jesus. He probably has a portrait of Jesus in his room.

>>11113125

Not much of an idol then, she hardly works.

>>11113708
Anzu's a proper white collar salarywoman now. She just moonlights as a NEET idol to supplement her income. None of her friends are filthy NEETs either anymore.

>>11113749
They were never NEETs, just unemployed or freeters.

>>11107893
I'm doing the second. I-I'll become super rich someday, you'll see! And I'll let all of the fellow jaypeers mooch off of me and I'll buy us all an island and we'll NEET it up forever!