/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bad. I hate summer.
Its hot, everything is crowded no matter what time it is, and the internet is full of normals.

Pretty cool. Today I made iced coffee, and my dad is going to buy me alcoholic drinks soon!

Like SHIT

I didn't even know it was Friday.

>>11107042
Haha, I know right?

*checks calendar*

Holy shite, it's 2013?! The twelve years I've been a shut-in NEET have just flew by!

>>11107046
>that feel

Not bad I guess. I bought some alcohol and I'll soon enough get drunk while watching chinese cartoons and doing other nerd shit like talking with you nerds.

well, I'm back on /jp/ after a few years away, so pretty shitty

Wouldn't wish it upon anyone.

Is this the NEET thread?

Pretty good. Still trying to code my shitty /jp/ game.

>>11107078
That sounds fun, show us!

Didn't know it was Friday. Tuesday is the only important day.

Exploring funeral doom to drown my sorrows. Skepticism, Shape of Despair, Mournful Congregation and the like. I wonder whether there are Japanese artists to be found. Jpopsuki shows nothing.

>>11107100
What's important about Tuesday?

>>11107104
Fuck off, Tokike.

>>11107104
Some Corrupted songs could be considered funeral doom. Or there are Aeternum Sacris, but they aren't as good.

>>11107120
Trash day.

I want to a Ayase.

I went to a job interview the other day and the guy only asked me a couple questions. The one that bothered me the most was "are you still employed?" I'm not. Then he said he was new there himself and needed to find out if any positions were open and he'd call me back if there were any. I have large gaps in my work history where all I did was NEET it up. What are the chances he trashed my resume?

my mom is making me go outside to a restaurant in 100 degree heat to deal with normalfags. I just want to stay inside my room.

life is pain.

>>11107187
Once you pass 6 months without employment, you become chronically unemployable. It's proven by statistics.

My therapist came by today, he was 30 minutes early.
He keeps trying to push work onto me because I "need" a job.

I'm also depressed. I want a cute boy/girl friend 2 live with.

>>11107159

Me too.

>>11107120
I usually take my happy pills at that day.

>>11107237
Sadly, it's true. Forever a NEET.

>>11107242
>2
Come on anon.

>>11107242
I wouldn't want people coming into my house and telling me what to do

>>11107254

>anon

Take your /a/b/v/ vernacular and get the fuck >>>/out/.

>>11107254

Don't bully him. He is just using his cute /jp/ charms to attract a mate.

>>11107257
Shut up, Anon.

>>11107237

It's been exactly 7 months since I was last employed, and that job only last a few months.

These are the first traces of those NEET-like days.

>>11107259

mmy name DOIN

i make GED COMIC MUNGA

>>11107257
Shut up you faggot crossboarder.

>>11107242
>boy/girl

Which would you prefer?

>>11107269
Crazy Trevor throwing his autism fits again.

>>11107270

oviously girl (boy).

>>11107275
>oviously
Anonymous...

>>11107270
I don't have a preference.

>>11107277

English is hard sometimes and we all make mistakes.

>>11107283
Mistakes are just happy accidents.

Whats the point anymore. this thread is just going to get deleted anyways. I used to enjoy these, I would keep my reply copyed to the clipboard in case it got pruned while I was submitting. now theres catchpa on ghost as well.
no peace.
How did this happen? was one autistic janitor and some /q/ueer subhumans really the result of our loss?
What can we do to fight back?

I'm going to a cafe to see a performance later. I still force myself to go out even though I don't really want to.

>>11107304
We spent a couple of weeks really going at it only to find that nobody gives a shit. Mods always side with other staff, moot doesn't give a shit about anything that doesn't make him money, and crossboarders from /v/ have pretty much made this place a vacation home.

Its over
I wish someone would ddos this place and give moot an ultimatum to bring back the good ol days.

I ate, watched some anime, fapped, and I went out for a drive.

Decent I guess.

2 of my uncles I've never met have come to visit.
I'm hiding in my room.

I hope I get kicked out of home. It'll be like an survival adventure game.

>>11107340
Lots of people die in those games. Please don't leave your room.

>>11107344
Perfect.

>>11107237
I have like 2 years with employment now and the job I had last was only temporary for a month. I wish I was a NEET by choice rather than by circumstance.

I wanted to get some Pizza Hut earlier but I didn't have anyone to go with so I just ate a bunch of roasted nuts instead.

>>11107347
You should watch a few Man vs Wild episodes in preparation then. You'd probably want to last at least a week or so.

>>11107354
What about delivery?

>>11107351
> I have like 2 years with[sic] employment now and the job I had last was only temporary for a month.
same for me only it's been twice as long
and I can't even list that job because the employer sent me some pretty angry emails after

>>11107367
Why did the employer send you angry e-mails?

>>11107354
ROAST DEEZ NUTS

*reveals genitals*

>>11107367
Why were they mad?

>>11107377

I like pizza.

I COULD DESTROY A FUCKING PEPPERONI PIZZA RIGHT NOW

IN MY MOUTHHH

>>11107360
It's just not the same, I wanted the buffet.

>>11107359
I have already been researching and contemplating what I would do. Most of the material in Man vs Wild doesn't apply to me.

I want a NEET boyfriendo to be my housewife.

>>11107354
Tell the truth anon. Where you afraid of eating by yourself?

>>11107388
Do you have a job? How are you going to support them?

>>11107388

I like to wear an apron and stockings while baking delicious cakes, will that do?

>>11107384
I just know I'd end up getting raped, stabbed, or having my laptop stolen. If only I had friends who would be willing to let me stay in a storage closet and leech wi-fi all day, I could probably get food from bins or soup kitchens.

>>11107372
>>11107376
Mind you this was 4 years ago and I still used facebook then.
I forgot that I had them listed as my employer. One of the guys noticed and emailed me to remove it in particular because I was posting things like statuses about my penis, which I thought was pretty funny and also posted on facebook. Then he got turbomad and told me I had "some real fuckin' nerve" so I dropped all emails from their domain and never heard from him again.

>>11107393
I have a job but I work from home. Please do not beat me up for having one.

>>11107396
That would be lovely.

It's going pretty swell. Also it's better since whenever I leave to have fun I fling everything near me into anarchy. I just try to relax for now.

>>11107401
> I forgot that I had them listed as my employer
forgot to say it was like 5-6 months after they told me to stop coming

>>11107401

lol

>>11107403

What's you're favourite sort of cake?

>>11107419
Cheesecake!

If you get any cake ingredients on you, I hope you don't mind if I kiss them off!

>>11107396
Can you please post picture of yourself in apron and kneesocks. This is important.

been waiting for a neet thread for a while, my friend told me you dont actually have to work in sweden, they'll get you your neet bucks

could a swedefag confirm or deny this?

>>11107434

>no capitals
>'-fag'

Back to >>>/b/.

>>11107441
s-sorry, i'm a pretty lazy typer

>>11107434
Not true.

I am sitting here finishing up my last class to earn my associates degree finally.

Well I'm going to work on my NEETmobile, got a bad rattling noise. I think it might be the muffler clamps.

who drugneet here

Summer and weekend is on maximum overdrive on every other board I usually go, so I just browse /jp/, without posting.

ive been a NEET for 3 years and its been amazing

only falseNEETs get lonely

someone buy me girl hormones please