/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Whats the best way to pick up kids?

How do I get a loli girlfriend?

>>11099379
With your arms LOL

>>11099379
An ice cream truck.

>>11099382
Pretend the kids that say that they will be your bride when they're older are actually serious.

I miss /5/ and /z/.

Btw I came here in 2001.

>>11099382
>>11099379
You don't.

>>11099383
archive this shit

>>11099393
Ha! I've been here since 1995!

>>11099393
Were you here on 9/11? I remember /b/ going crazy.

What was that pixelly game where you drive around in an ice cream truck picking up lolis ("Sally GET! Katie GET!...")?

I think it was supposed to be one of those art-through-controversy kind of games.

>>11099400
Fuck off normie.

>>11099404
Katie is such a cute name...

>>11099390
>Pretend the kids that say that they will be your bride when they're older are actually serious.

Somehow I doubt stuff like this works.

>>11099400
Then what are paedophiles supposed to do? Just not have sex? They don't get the same rights and privileges as other sexualities?

While we're at it, why not ban gay sex, take away women's voting rights, and kill all the blacks?

>>11099411
"She told me she was 18" has worked before.

I'm not saying that will work with lolis of course, but people do believe stupid shit and get away with it in court.

>>11099412
>While we're at it, why not ban gay sex, take away women's voting rights, and kill all the blacks?
You've got my vote.

Why haven't you converted to Islam and formed a harem of delicious brown lolis, /jp/?

>>11099397

That's the year I was born!

>>11099416

In Spain they have "she told me she was 13", imagine how low you can go with that

>>11099427
I was born in 1994. I'm a year older than you.

>>11099427
Holy shit! We have a lot in common! We should fuck!

>>11099390
What if a loli told me I was her boyfriend, but like a year ago?

>>11099433

Sorry, I am saving myself for my 2d beloved.

>>11099435
Does she still think so? If yes, caress gently.

reported

>>11099421
Or judaism.

>A maiden aged three years and a day may be acquired in marriage by coition and if her deceased husband’s brother cohabits with her, she becomes his. (Sanh. 55b)

>>11099439
Holy shit we have too much in common get the fuck away from me.

>>11099441
Maybe. I don't really know.

>>11099459
thats fucking weird

>>11099459
I guess it's time.

>>11099441
>caress gently.

>>11099480
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPPOpWBMFx4&t=2m21s

I wonder what happened to that one guy a few weeks back who caused a shitstorm after he said he was the pet of some little girl.

>>11099469

pls dont insult my fetish

>>11099523
"I want to fuck a baby" -u

>>11099459
>maiden
Most likely after Bat Mitzvah. So I'm assuming around the age of 16.

>>11099538
No it means a girl who is 3 years and a day old. It is referenced in several other texts.

>A girl who is three years of age and one day may be betrothed by cohabitation

What do lolis smell like?

>>11099459
Wow, i guess the neo-nazis and holocaust denyier tinfoil-heads are comming over to push their religious shit onto us.I hope know that Hitler was a pedophile that did some wierd stuff like forcing eva braun to pee and poop onto his face while fapping!

>>11099709
Piss.

>>11099747
Really?

>>11099788

Strawberry piss

>dat piss when sniffing your niece's panties on a hot summer day

Why is she lying like that? What's the red stuff on her fingers?

>>11099840
Lolis normally lay like that.

>>11099840
A shadow

>>11099853
A loli in her natural habitat.
Amazing

Was /l/ actually good? Or was it like how the porn boards are now.

Does /jp/ actually want to fuck the kiddos?

>>11099947
Didn't you already ask that question, except with 'childos'?

>>11099947

lurk more

>>>/img/1142899613

>>11099872
I don't even go on the porn boards here. Just use booru sites and whatever galleries (do NOT pay with your cc, play their bullshit games or run anything, though, on the sites that have that shit, porn site operators are by definition total crooks)

/l/ wasn't a good thing to have on this site, for reasons that should be pretty obvious just scrolling up this thread to where some moron posted some variation of "gee I'd like to molest my sister so much"

Half the users on this site are coming in from countries that don't have freedom of speech as a formal legal requirement. So they're accessing this site even though it's illegal in their country, it's just that nobody knows or cares they're doing it. So they don't care about rules or commonsense limits at all, they're already breakin' da law so why should they care? So they'll post whatever's the worst thing they can come up with for attention or laughs, just as soon as they're prompted to by whatever. So /l/ would be a nightmare to moderate.

>>11100011
qft

>>11100011
I don't understand your point. Why do the people outside of America matter? 4chan's servers are in America, so it follows America's laws.

Tell me about the loli in your life, /jp/.

How would you feel if a disgusting old man from /jp/ started having sex with your 8 year old daughter?

>>11100732
Eight-year-olds can't even have sex with old men.

>>11100738
What? There's vids and pics of that happening all over the internet. There illegal tho.

>>11100732
I wouldn't really care, and that has nothing to do with loli.

>>11100732
How would I get a daughter? You're assuming I could find a suitable wife.

>>11100732
I have an 8 year old daughter? Where?

>>11100742
If you had one.

>>11100744
Yes it does. Eight year old girls are lolis.

>>11100745
It's hypothetical you autistic piece of shit.

>>11100741
Can an eight year old's vagina accommodate an adult's penis? Oral is boring.

>>11100757
There is always intercrural sex.

>>11100753
Reality and fiction are two completely different things, and even if they weren't it does not matter. Why are you on /jp/?

>>11100753
Please don't bully.

>>11100757
It depends on the size of the old man's penis. If anything, you can make the vagina looser by consistent forceful penetration. Or just manually pulling it apart with your hands.

Nobody has answered my question yet. You want to do fuck little girls, don't you? Then you should be perfectly fine with old men from /jp/ sticking their nasty cocks in your eight year old daughter's ass.

>>11100767
FalsePEDO.

>>11099480
It was gently caress, not the other way around. If you're talking about what I think you are.

>>11100757
We had this thread yesterday.

>>11100732
It would be even better if she also called him daddy in bed and let him watch her peeing, and she should tell him every secret about herself so he knows even more about the girl than her own father.

Then it's like he has taken away everything from your life. It's so fucking hot.

>>11100774
We have the same threads every day.

>>11100771
Pointless argument. Do you think parents want nasty old men to stick their cocks in their 38 year old daughter's ass either? Might as well restrict sex universally, it's too disgusting.

>>11100766
That's not fun though.

>>11100771
I answered you question dumb ass. I really wouldn't care now get out.

>>11100790
>Might as well restrict sex universally, it's too disgusting.
Now we're speaking the same language. Sex IS disgusting. I wish for all lewd things to disappear forever.

>>11100794
In that case, masturbation while thinking about her.

>>11100802
That's even less fun.

>>11100799
No you didn't. You circumvented my question by asking another question. You weren't able to put away your pride for a second and provide me with a direct answer. Now you suffer the consequences.

>>11100799
your* sorry it's getting late.

>>11100800
Great, you should get >>11099412 to be your running mate. You would be a shoe in for election.

I don't understand how someone can say loli only exists in fictional settings.

>>11100819
>Also after rereading your post I would actually love if someone had sex with my daughter as long as they were from /jp/. Everyone from /jp/ is a good person who I can trust.
Fell off my chair.

>>11100805
Do you understand what a question is?There is no question in this post >>11100744. Also after rereading your post I would actually love if someone had sex with my daughter as long as they were from /jp/. Everyone from /jp/ is a good person who I can trust.

I'm not really into food play, but as I'm sitting here eating ice cream I can't help but think how great it would be if I were licking it off a loli's chest.

At first she would giggle because it tickles, but slowly she'd get quieter and quieter as she got more and more turned on by the act. Eventually she'd be moaning because the licking felt so good.

>>11100822
Who are you quoting?

>>11100829
He's quoting >>11100819

Do you guys think there are lolis who like to sniff and lick stinking male armpits?

>>11100827
One day somebody who stumbles into /jp/ will actually take the initiative to call authorities to look at /jp/'s loli threads. Then a bunch of you will get a life sentence. Be careful.

>>11099404
It's called "I have candy, get in the van" I think and it's more like dark humor or something. It has multiple endings, depending on what you do, including being a proper teacher or running over all the kids.

>>11100732
I'd rather fuck my own daughter

this is why /jp/ should be deleted

>>11100850
We could have a /jp/ meetup in jail. Sounds like fun.

>>11100855
Isn't it weird how a person immediately becomes owned by the government rather than their family once they are born? Human rights... yes, but still.

>>11099404
http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=6961.0

>>11100848
One day I took /jp/'s advice and did a small bit of physical activity before being around a loli, and for some reason she really liked being near me on that particular night and wanted me to put my arm around her, exposing my armpit to her.

>>11100850
For what? The worse they could do is conspiring to commit a felony and that isn't life in jail even if it somehow stuck.

>>11100881
I wonder how that thread would look like if it were made in 2013 rather than 2009.

>>11099373
How do you feel about drunken lolis?

>>11100964
They interest me.

>>11100964
Drunk lolis are the best lolis...well, second to slutty lolis.

But Slutty Drunk lolis are elder god tier.

>>11100988
Slutty lolis are disgusting.

>>11100852
>"I have candy, get in the van"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdFr-XUGdkQ

>>11100993
I disagree. But you're allowed to like whatever lolis you want.

>>11099506
the guy literally takes it easy

>>11101030
Why exactly do you like slutty lolis? I think little girls should be curious and innocent, not slutty.

>>11101037
>curious

Sounds pretty slutty to me.

>>11101037
Curious and innocent lolis eventually (can) become slutty lolis, and slutty lolis want cock and semen.

>>11101043
Euphemism for gigantic whore if I ever saw one.

>>11101043
There's a difference between something like, "I want to see your penis because I've never seen one," and something like, "I want to see your penis so I can suck it and make you cum".

They're different!

>>11101053
And also personally I would be turned on much more by the former of those two comments leaving a loli's mouth. Maybe I just don't 'get' something about slutty lolis.

They don't do anything for me. They're like teenagers in the bodies of little girls or something.

>>11101057
Will I still get to cum though? Because that's usually pretty nice.

>>11101057
That's pretty much the attraction for me. I'm an ephebophile
, and "teens" in most h-manga look like they should be getting breast reduction surgery.

>>11101078
>"teens" in most h-manga look like they should be getting breast reduction surgery.

I love(hate) it when they complain or say something about them having small breasts and they're like American C or D cups, and everyone else has like G or H cups by comparison.

>>11101090
>actually liking cow tits

>>11101090
Yeah, it can be annoying...but then again it's porn.

I'm just happy that I can be with you guys.
I love you.
>>11100964
I like a drunken loli that I can watch over, keep safe, and tuck into bed.
And then she says some embarrassing things she would usually keep to herself.

>>11101116
I love you too, anon <3 <3 <3 <333333

I want to have sex with a child!
I don't care if the FBI/NSA is listening, I'll shout it from the rooftops.

I WANT TO FUCK A CHILD!!!!

>>11101157
Goodbye ;_;

>>11101152
*hug*

What's your favorite 2hu anon?
Mine is Marisa!

Does doing sexual things with a loli make it easier to imagine being a loli?

>>11101188
No dude. You got to wear their flesh.

>>11101181
I don't like 2hu shit

>>11101212
Do you like Otaku Culture?

>>11101216
what's an otaku

>>11101212
Why are you on /jp/???????????????

>>11101232
To troll the shit out of 2hushitters.

>>11101157
That anon was never heard from again.

>>11101206
But you can experience how the insides of her mouth and other openings smell and taste like. Just suck and sniff on her and imagine being her.

>>11101230
I'm sorry, we don't have much in common.
I don't think we can be friends.

>>11101206
Ed Gein says hello!

>>11101212
>>11101244

The proper way to do it is write a long winded essay on why everything related to Touhou sucks and what exactly makes the fanbase so dumb. Rage filled replies will start coming in like crazy!

>>11101275
Or you can just take it easy, mate.

>>11101278

i want to eat my own poop

>>11099459
That looks like it was Google translated. I would have expected the JEWS to put in a bit more effort.

We only have /b/ to blame.

That's the problem with western societies and ideals. People think it's OK to do illegal shit like that and people just aren't as mature, even if it's just only outwardly like in Japan, so we can't have anything nice like Japan's boards do.

Fucks also ruined 2chan for us.

I didn't read the thread.

I miss being able to talk about lolis without pedos trying to push their lust for 5 year olds on me.

>>11101334
I know. Sucks how every one of them has to devolve into arguing. I'd rather stick with my 2D and leave those kids alone.

>>11101328
This is what weeaboos actually believe

>>11101352
Well that too, but I meant the "lolis must be prepubescent" argument.

>>11099412
I'll vote for you if you keep it capitalist.

>>11101367
No belly-buttons pls

>>11101072
Of course. She's a curious girl, after all. She sees the penis, the penis gets hard, she questions why it gets hard, and you explain that it gets hard so that it can go into a vagina and make a baby when the white stuff comes out of the tip. Naturally she'll want to see the white stuff come out, so you give her a demonstration.

>>11101116
>And then she says some embarrassing things she would usually keep to herself.

This is adorable, but what kinds of things would a loli keep to herself?

>>11101403
I don't think people like that exist in this world of internet, unless they come from a family that teaches the penis is evil.

>what kinds of things would a loli keep to herself?
"It's already thick and bushy down there even though I'm only 8... I hope anon won't hate me."

>>11101429
My relatives are athiest, yet they heavily monitor and restrict their kids' internet usage, so I imagine unless they've learned something from school or friends, they're still oblivious to what genitals actually look like and instead just have a vague idea like "a penis is shaped like a hotdog" or "a vagina is like a hole". Plus, there are tales of girls even in college who thought each testicle went in its own little scrotum, rather than two in one, so it's not all that uncommon to not be actually familiar with genitals of the opposite sex.

Also, in the end, people usually want to experience things first hand. It would probably be exciting for a loli to see a penis ejaculate for the first time in her life, and to play with the semen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU1gHX7sG0I

I don't know why watching these videos are so entertaining. Poor little girl.

>>11101462
Oh, there's even one video that shows her on the toilet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsQgieR-DHY

Oh well. She's cute enough.

>>11101470
That's gross.

>>11101462
>>11101470
Cutest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSRr2LlxyHg

>>11101452
>Plus, there are tales of girls even in college who thought each testicle went in its own little scrotum

Women don't know shit about their own genitals. (Neither do men, considering how many think semen comes from the testicles.) But if your family of atheists(why is that relevant?) haven't given their kid basic sex ed about erections and baby making, they are most likely enforcing that "penis is evil and you don't need to know of it" belief.

>It would probably be exciting for a loli to see a penis ejaculate for the first time in her life, and to play with the semen.
I severely doubt it, though I wish it were like how they do that in eromanga.

I don't really think tales of men thinking girls pee out their vagina or shoot babies out their butt or girls drawing penises upside down outside of occasional accident are really true. Girls will probably peep at male relatives in the bathroom anyway.

>people usually want to experience things first hand
Is that even true either?

>>11101484
She doesn't really dance that well, but I like how her ponytail moves. It must be nice to have a loli around to play pranks on.

>>11101491
It's relevant because most people who teach that the penis is evil are religious.

>>11101491
>But if your family of atheists(why is that relevant?) haven't given their kid basic sex ed about erections and baby making, they are most likely enforcing that "penis is evil and you don't need to know of it" belief.
This is hilarious.

>>11101496
No, most people who teach that the penis is evil are scared that their daughter is going to have sex one day.

>>11101500
That doesn't make sense to me. Anyway, the girl will still be curious in the end which will lead the way to doing anything lewd much easier than if she had known about it.

>>11101522
No, only my dog.

if you were a loli, would you fuck other lolis?

When did /jp/ become full of normalfag white knights?

>>11100881
Well shit, this is depressing.

>>11101513
>That doesn't make sense to me.
Of course it doesn't because that anon is probably ten years older than you and writing complete shit just to spite everyone.

>>11101526
How often does this happen?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2868Av3Vsg

For such a little girl she does seem to swear a lot.

>>11101452
> Plus, there are tales of girls even in college who thought each testicle went in its own little scrotum, rather than two in one

Mind=Blown. Why has no one told me this before?

>>11101561
-fugging kids is ok
-anyone who objects is a white knight moralfag Christian
-they shouldn't know about dicks to make it easier to fug them
-cussing is bad ok

>loli general@/jp/

>>11102106
Spot on.

>>11102106
Nobody said anything about cussing being bad.

>>11100771
>in your eight year old daughter's ass
The fact that my eight year old daughter's got an ass is just mindblowing.

>>11102183
Everyone has an ass.

>>11101530
Oh fuck me. I spent all that time getting that shitty game to compile to remove the police, and it still didn't give me a good end, even though I didn't molest a single kid. This is bullshit!

>>11102421
You have to actually properly teach the kids to get a good ending.

>>11102431
I did. I took them to all the museums and treated them well.

>>11100864
you're mum should be deleted LOL!

>>11102468
SICK BURN DUDE

Does /jp/ actually want to fuck the brattos?

>>11102545
go away, ell ee ay.

>>11102545
No just semi-fuck.

>>11102557
oops

>>11102557
Well how do you do that j-j-jam the tip in or something?

>>11102559
Yeah. Forcing my dick in such a tight hole would hurt the loli, so the tip in her most precious hole, or the dick in her mouth. Sorry for being so lewd.

>>11102567
>Sorry for being so lewd.
Apology not accepted. I will NEVER forgive you.