/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why Reimu?

Look at that kike Scherrenberg whining about Reimu practicing her patriotic duty and owning a weapon for self-defense.

>Scherrenberg
>Scherrenberg
>Scherrenberg
>Scherrenberg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkckvNOhjkg

>>11097138
How was that related in any way?

USA USA USA

I found you, /jp/!

Touhous with guns!!!

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Translate it, weebs.

>>11097228
Please forgive us, we in pixiv, are not able to resist that pleasure of being cummed inside.

Melee over ranged

Everytime

>>11097497
Because what's the point of killing someone if you can't stain yourself with their blood splatter?

>>11097516
Or see the terror in their eyes as they watch the axe come down upon them?

why her tits like melons?

J-list has a very cute profile image

why wouldn't you want to fuck a touhou operator?

The best part is going all out, wild and passionate offense no gun or bow can replicate.

>>11097516
Go with .50 caliber. Guaranteed to turn your target's head into a fine red mist. If you're really ballsy, fire at a really close range.

>>11097807
Might I interested you in the Mk 19 automatic grenade launcher? Now that is a rush.

>>11097822

It's not the same. The best part about melee is using your own power, getting in, feeling that rush of adrenaline and crashing through everything like a tsunami.

Does anyone have the original of OPs image. Minus the Facebook crap.

>>11097848
I don't know much about weapons, but isn't the cartridge for that weapon a bit small? You would think that gun would be used to mow down groups of people.

>>11097812
>>11097822
Squeezing triggers just doesn't have the same satisfaction as swinging a sharp or blunt and heavy object. I just don't feel like I'm actually doing anything other than setting things up and sadly even explosive weaponry gets dull after a while.

Damn reimo is HOOT

>>11097856
... there is something oddly familiar about what you say.

>>11097853
The caliber is 7.62x51mm. In the picture, the size is accurate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYXsKPdGf4E

>>11097866
Which is a remarkable coincidence then since I didn't even know who that is prior to googling her.

>>11097866
That picture is heresy.

>>11097851

>>11097853
Should be a 7.62. Besides given enough bullets in a short enough period of time the caliber doesn't have to be large to do damage.

>>11097890
Thank you very much.

We need bigger guns.

>>11097905
How is Remilie out in the sunlight? Wouldn't that kill her?

>>11097907
Doesn't sunlight just weaken her?

This stuff is cringe worthy, but I honestly don't know why you care. People like are like /b/-tards who spend all day looking at FB profiles and laughing at them to hide the fact that visit FB.

>>11097928
shut up moron, it's fun to laugh at inferior people.

>>11097934
sorry for being rude saying moron and stuff.

>Peluche
Why would you name your kid this.

>>11097960
His full name sounds pretty badass though. Peluche Reyna Salazar. Totally a dude worthy of wearing a fedora or a bowler hat or whatever that is.

>>11097960
If by some twisted circumstance I happen to have children, I will give them very eccentric names. Peluche will be like John in comparison.

>>11097934
you must not laugh very much

>>11097967
Lol

>>11097967
HOLY SHIITTTT

>>11097967
Who the fuck laughs?

If you see something funny on the internet, do you actually laugh? As in, do you open your mouth and expel air in a "ha ha ha" sound?

Do you also "get scared" by horror films?

Neurotypicals need to leave /jp/.

>>11097973
this person is dead in the inside

>>11097973
>If you see something funny on the internet, do you actually laugh? As in, do you open your mouth and expel air in a "ha ha ha" sound?
almost every day

>>11097973
Look at this cool guy.

>>11097973
Some videogames scare me so much that I end up barely being able to press the ESC key.

>>11097973

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa get a load of Edgy McNofeels

>>11097968
Reyna sounds like Reina.

His name if read in Spanish would read in English like, Plushtoy Queen Salazar. there is no way you could look badass with a name like that.

>>11097984
Cool? You're missing the point entirely. I'm not trying to be anything, which is the point I'm making.

The reason we have body gestures and facial expressions and visible reactions to things is for the benefit of other people. You're alone in your room. Your face should never change, your body should never move. There is no point in laughing at something if nobody else is around.

Are you like those Americans who clap when their television shows end?

>>11097999
Don't bother. This board is full of neurotypicals nowadays. *sighs* (not in real life though)

>>11097999
The point of releasing semen and getting your penis hard is to impregnate. If you are not going to make babbies then you should never fap and cage up your dick.

The reason people masturbate and laugh is because it feels good.

>>11097999
If you hurt yourself, you exclaim, even if nobody is around.

>>11097999
>The reason we have body gestures and facial expressions and visible reactions to things is for the benefit of other people.

That's wrong.

>>11097973
>>11097999

>>11097999
I am laughing real hard right now

>>11098005
10/10 post.
Someone post one of those /jp/ trophies, I don't have any on me.

>>11097999
>The reason we have body gestures and facial expressions and visible reactions to things is for the benefit of other people

And you try to call other people neurotypical? I only feel relaxed when I'm alone, so I only laugh and cry when I'm alone. If I was around other people I would stifle my laughter or tears.

>>11098023
dang, I only have the kuso thread award

>>11097999
>>11097973
>Who the fuck laughs?

I do now. Thanks.

>>11098023
It wasn't that funny. I tried my best but I'll never amount to creating truly revolutionary post-neo-ironic content. Kami-sama has not given me any special powers in this life. The best I can do is try to work with the limited canvas that I have, but it's usually just about copying somebody else and very slightly modifying it, coupled with scouting for appropriate situations on /jp/ 16 hours a day.

I like when /jp/ is legitimately witty instead of just ironic.

>>11097973
>If you see something funny on the internet, do you actually laugh? As in, do you open your mouth and expel air in a "ha ha ha" sound?

This actually fits the definition of Autism very well.

>>11097999
Thank god that you have trips, otherwise I would hate you.

>>11098059
When was /jp/ ever witty?

Can this be the new autism general?

In August I have to go for an "ADOS Assessment". According to the letter I received, that means "Autism Diagnostic Observational Assessment", so I don't know what the "S" stands for.

>>11098068
Sex
you're gonna get laid

>>11098067
When the Subhuman King posted his "real shitposters live off the land" post

>>11098068
Schedule.

>>11098067
/jp/ can be witty.

I think people just need to be more self-confident. Hiding behind a shield of cheap irony may be an effective gimmick, but a lot of posts would be more funny without the "xD"s and "le"s. Even ironic jokes. I think the iceburn and "your mom" comebacks are funnier when people write them in ordinary English, I don't need misspellings and emoticons to get that you're joking.

>>11098073
I see.

I'm intentionally going into it blind, because if I look it up too much I might get scared and cry.

Has anyone here done it? Without spoiling anything, how was it?

>>11097184
what is transethnic

>>11098079
It's mostly just answering questions, but the less you know, the better, since having advanced knowledge messes with the test results.

>>11098103
Pretty much what it sounds like. That author is fully wapanese.

rattatatatatata

>>11098173
>rattatatatatata
>mossberg

>>11098189
>Berg

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>11098189
clak-clak BOOM

>>11098075
shut up, don't talk.

>>11098072
find it on the archive, peasant

I wish to see

>>11098274
you should remember it
it was so lulzy

AKB 47
Classic

>>11097856
This echoes everything I believe.

With the gun, it's a mechanical action and reaction: gun goes BANG and head goes SPLAT (assuming we are using high calibre ammunition, as ref. above.)

>>11098308
>B

lol...looks like someone's spend too much time in the idle threads xD

>>11098267
I agree with him, learn to not be so obvious with your irony.

Have you tried doing this with a rifle or a machine gun?

>>11098810
Why is he being sarcastic?

I see nothing wrong with this, and people already do get surgery to look like a different race.

>>11098810
That just makes it easier to deny your passport.

>>11098819
I have. Crushed my balls when I turned around and slammed my M16 into a cupboard.