/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It went wrong in all the right places.

>>11090620

nothing faggot that's a massive improvement

>>11090725

She became messy and chunky.

>>11090734
What more could you want in a girl?

Bigger tits and sexier hair

Thanks Obama

The glasses are the real improvement. Red glasses are very cute.

All of em

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>>11090620
And this is what I like to call a super saiyan 3.

who fatneet here

>>11091175
my BMI is 15 ;_;

>>11091173
more like fatneet 3

>>11091176
don't reply to me ever again

>>11091187
s-sorry?

>>11090620
Energy input exceeded energy output

>>11091202
15 is underweight, you should eat more

>>11091323
I know but I have an eating disorder...

I wish I could be a chubbyneet!

>>11091330
>eating disorder

What are you, a teenage girl?

>>11091333
not anymore, I turned 20 last month

>>11091338
Happy birthday.

You shouldn't neglect proper nutrition, especially in your growing years

where da fatNEETs

she got cuter glasses

>>11091352
thank you!

I'm trying my best but it's difficult... I have been like this for a long time

>>11091373
Well don't blame me when you are short and miss out on tall bliss

skinny girls are gross
obese girls are worse
the moderately fatneet spread is best

>>11091377
hah! I think my chance for that has already passed

I made it to 5'5 and that's more than good enough for me

>>11091401
How do you pick things up and climb other things with that height

>>11091421
I'm a shut-in, I don't need too!

>>11091459
Must be nice... I still need to work for money. Though I am expected to do all odd jobs related to heights

>>11091471
you sound tall, what height?

>>11091482
I am 188cm. I won't be able to break 190 which is an eternal regret

>>11091490
that's a lot taller than me! I have to go now, it was nice talking with you

>>11091396
why are the just moderate pudgy bellies so erotic...

>>11091551
They're soft and they like to eat and enjoy themselves

I wish I were a cute fatneet girl when I turn 26.

>liking the obese

>>11091176

BMI is a useless measurement system that has no studies backing the claims.

>>11090742

>sexier hair
>long, messy and full of split ends
>went from black to brown

>>11091600
She isn't obese. Do you see huge rolls of fat dangling from her gut? Is her face completely rounded with fat deposits? Do her legs resemble long uniform sausage blocks that are barely contained by the skin? No. She's not obese. She's just a cute fatneet.

>>11091615
whatever you say lardass fat-chaser

>>11091600
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>>11091600
who are you meme-arrowing?

>>11091620

The correct term is may-may arrow.

>>11091617
Hey FUCK you man.

patchy a fat

>>11091603
Hmm, its useful for normal people i.e. if you are so muscular that it makes your BMI high you know that it is not for you.

>>11091622
Nay, its me-me pointer

How fat is fat?

>>11091358
fatNEET gurl here, desperately trying to shed off my chubchubs though.

>>11091713
if your a real gril then you are way too fat for just the title of fatneet. you're more like walrusneet.

get lost until you are virtually completely thin except for your boobies and very slight tummy fat.

>>11091716
okay, i'm sorry! you shouldn't be so rude, though. you'll never be truly loved if you keep that up!

>>11091733
please don't speak to me about love you gigantic whalerus. you don't know the first thing about it

>>11091733
NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED

This goes for everyone. If you don't have the body of loli you should leave this board immediately.

or just kill yourself because you'll never be happy

>>11092018
i suppose you are mr universe? get a life

Is that Kurokona-san?

>>11092095
Wanna go out with me? I'm OK with you being overweight.

>>11092106
i'm not the girl that was posting. i was just pointing out the hypocrisy

fatneet is best neet
bonus points for grown women

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>>11092168

lardneets please go

nobody will ever find you attractive and the only ones who will tell you otherwise have mental deficiencies that make them attracted to grossly inappropriate things

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/jp/ why are you so cute

>>11092172
Don't be down, cute girl. I promise to love you no matter of your weight. ;_;­

>>11092189
holy fug

this was hot

>>11092245

I was pretty disappointed overall to be honest. All the scenes were way too short, like only 3-4 pages

>>11092250
I was disappointed that there was no anal sex or nipple penetration. Her fat chubby butt was asking for it, so were her big fat titties.

>>11090620
she got more adorable~

i could spend all day brushing her hair and grabbing her soft belly ^_^

>>11092275
fuck off

>>11092280
arent you edgy , having fun at school pretending youre not homosexual?

>>11092331
fuck off retard

I want pedophiles to leave. If you cannot appreciate a women with a bit meat on her, then you have severe mental disorders and need to visit a doctor.

>>11092347
That's uncalled for.
Some pedophiles like fat kids.

>>11092336
yup, he scared of the dick

its coming for you

when you sleep, a cute dick is somewhere in a 500 mile radius, coming for you, taunting you, you need to insult any non size zero girl just so your friends dont notice you watching that cute boys butt or make jokes about you

that cute dick teasing you, maybe it drips a little precum

its ok , go lick it

go onnnn, stop lying to yourself

>>11092361
H-how do you know this?

>>11092347
>appreciate a women with a bit meat on her

there is a big difference (no pun intended) between a curvy girl and a big fat land whale

a few extra pounds =/= fat

>>11090620
she didn't do her reps

>>11092196
>nobody will ever find you attractive
the hell makes you think I care
I am proud fatNEET

This type of belly or muffin top, whatever you call it.
Its the best.

fatMEAT

Being fat is ok. That's until you need a cart, because you can't walk.
Fat pride is just plain stupid; you're proud of being lazy and not taking car of yourself.

>>11092721
but the average /jp/er is a girl!

>>11092721
but I have a car

AnorexiaNEET is the true NEET. If you haven't the feeling of being hungry and thin, then you haven't lived.

>>11092726
But I-I'm not a girl...

>>11092875
we can fix that honey ;)

>>11092884
o-okay...

>>11092645
hnnnnngggg

i could happily just spend all day grabbing that belly and using it as a pillow

ehh?! You like chubby cows?

I wanna be a NEET ;_;

>>11092978
Man, I love cows!

I don't know if its a humiliation thing or what, but there is nothing more attractive to me than a flabby belly. I just want to grab it and shake it and let her know she's got a fat belly.

>>11093008
Maybe its the softness?
Girls should be soft everywhere. Having a soft flabby belly seems way girlier than a flat one.

>>11092721
>fat
>automatically lazy, don't take care of self.

That's an oversimplification of a complex issue for self serving purposes.

>>11092721
I would image you would die of a heart attack before you are unable to walk from being fat.

>>11093061
But fat people ARE lazy. And stink.

Fit people tend to be tidier.

>>11093017
Yes, girls should be curvy and soft. Feminists make women have short hair and abs to try and be men.

>>11093070
No, there is a guy in the UK who was so fat he could not get out of bed for years.

>>11093061
Not so much. Its true that being slightly overweight in fat isn't a tell all healthy/unhealthy thing, but there is absolutely no way you can tell me that the hamplanets like this are healthy in any way, or that they take care of themselves.

>>11093061
If they took care of themselves, they wouldn't be fat.

I'm a chubbyNEET. I'm not unhealthy, I just really like food.

Who is this Natsumi Yonezawa and what is Yuusha to Maou?

I can't find anything about it other than on the boorus.

>>11093107
Orginal character do not steal.

>>11093091
I want to cuddle with you!

>>11093107
shes a qt fatneet

>>11093085
>clean haircut
>scratchy beard
>cool sunglasses
>confident smile
>alpha chest
>doesn't give a fuck if shirtless in public
>has a bike

10/10 would bang

>>11092978
I want to gorge myself on their fresh milk

>>11093119
My penis is so angry right now. I'm going to start drawing again just so there will be more pictures of her

>>11093150
Who are you quoting?

>>11090620
Nothing. Her hair is much cuter like that.

She's still a fatass with poor eyesight. Both problems are hard to fix.

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>>11093085
Being so obese that you are bed confined isn't that uncommon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_heaviest_people

That US domination.

>>11093243
B-but he is healthy you cant tell your health from your weight or how you look fat acceptance you bigot dont judge me for my body im just as healthy its genetics i cant change im just naturally big boned diets dont work!!!111

>>11093265
Keep telling yourself that. I'm sure you'll find a woman with a fat fetish someday, so don't worry too much about it.

>>11093265
Please don't have a fatitude with me.

tfw no fatNEET gf with a soft belly for naps that eats all your food

>>11093297
>a soft belly for naps that eats all your food

gonna hug my pillow and cry myself to sleep, pretending its my fatNEET gf

2soft

Im the guy making the film "/jp/ Meetup"

Here's the story:

An insecure and cute british boy that browse /jp/ with a trip decides that he's willing to lose his virginity to another boy rather than remain virgin. He makes a thread on /jp/ saying that he will host a jaypee meetup by his house, every cute boy is invited as long they are willing to dress in cute frilly clothes, no bullying allowed. But le master trolls of /jp/ give the address to a group of arabs living near the boy's house, passing it off as a whore asking for the BBC. The arabs go to the boy's house and start intercourse with him, but they soon realize the girl is actually a boy. The discovery make the arabs angry and they decide to rape the boy; he is bullied and insulted while being raped, until he faints. When he wake up he find himself chained to a table on his stomach with his legs open wide while getting fucked from behind by a misterious man. He soon realize that he will stay like that forever, but the /jp/ers, alarmed by his absence on 4chan, decide to go look for him and they found him and the free him, giving him a lot of hugs.

THE END

sorry for my english, let me know if you have any suggestion, criticism or wathever

>>11093394
this has got to be an all new low on /jp/

>>11093394
>british boy
dropped

>>11093394


http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592

Are you one of those two slutty Brit anons in this map?
The lewdest and most disgusting markers here are in the UK...

If you're the purple market slutwife that eats ass, please give me some contact information I'd love it

>>11093394
Touching and tragic at the same time. Beautiful work. I look forward to seeing it play in a theater near me.

>>11093394
>but the /jp/ers, alarmed by his absence on 4chan, decide to go look for him and they found him and the free him, giving him a lot of hugs.

Like I would bother trying to rescue some used goods.

>>11093394

I can't seem to get rid of my babyfat. I fear I will be a fatneet forever....

>>11093410
>65 entries
Last time I saw this map it was at like 5 entries. What happened?

>>11093410
I'll be your slutwife.

>>11090620
She lost all of her frumpy fujoshi moe appeal.

And she's probably out of my league...

You will never be a heroic spirit summoned by a slightly chubby cute neet girl who falls in love with you.

>>11093493
How can I make sure you're up to par?

>>11093514
By fucking me in every hole.

Another thread infiltrated by roleplayers gays.

>>11093520
Do you know the meaning of slutwife

>>11093537
A slutty wife, presumably.

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>>11093265
Don't worry guyz. Even the fattest guy in the world can get a girlfriend, so can you.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhe981Okmk

>>11093549
She is waiting for him to die.

K-ching!

>>11093546
slutwife that eats ass, please give me some contact information I'd love it

>>11093549
I don't want to be a fatNEET I want to fuck a fatNEET

How many of you receive fatbux?

>>11093659
They should be easy, lonely and lack self-esteem. You just need to find them. Go get them tiger.

>>11093663
guilty
>mfw almost 600 euro's per month to sit on my as

>>11093659
This. I want to be the muscular faceless male that fucks and impregnates all of the cute chubby girls in my doujinshi.

Pffft, its not like muscles and fitness automatically grant me the ability to sex girls.

Have you noticed that most girls are above or below the prime fatNEET zone?

They're always either skeletons or landwhales. They have too much dedication and they miss the chubby middle ground.

>>11093695
Don't underestimate the benefits of fitness. It boosts your self-confidence and cures depression. I was able to cure my social anxiety and fix my bad posture with weight lifting.

>>11093763
sorry but if getting jacked cures your depression you were never depressed in the first place

>>11093774
If the source of your anxiety is your weight, the complexes surrounding it will leave with the flab.

Losing weight might help people with problems independent of their weight, but mire often than not it is not a full-on cure, and the fear stays put even when the fat leaves and the muscles show up.

>>11093763
>increased risk of ED & low libido
>increased fat tissue

They sound like advantages to me. Can I take drugs to lower my testosterone?

>>11093774
There have been psychology experiments where fitness did cure depression and increase happiness.
In my case, I wasn't depressed, but it did boost my happiness. It also helped me develop the confidence to talk to girls and get gf.

>>11093842
Estrogen pills.

>>11093813
I went through a phase of fitness a few years ago and I found it promoted more anxiety because you get more attention from people