/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11091139
>femanons
>/jp/
go to /r9k/ you filthy normalfag

I want to sex that hard.

I don't think we should start a new one but I was kind of upset the first one was deleted.

We had some good otaku conversation going for once.

Janny is just deleting any thread that gets reported, even if it wasn't the OP's post

>Can we have it again please?

Getting a little feisty aren't we?

I don't like that Asuka picture.

are women cool or what?

Hey!

what do you want to talk about?

im girl btw

>>11091156
It's two years old! (check the filename)

If I've shoved something up my own ass, do I count as a girl?
If so, hi.

>>11091160
Tell me all about your hair please!

Cool. I kinda always have wanted to talk about my vagina on internet. Always.


But 4chan femanons make me depressed. These decisions...

I've been on a diet so I can look more like glorious 2D little girls.

So far I've lost 16 pounds and I'm 128lb.

>>11091160
You're not a girl and it's too late anyway. We would need the old thread restored to get back on track.

It's sad that a few trolls can spam up a good thread and get it wiped out. I'm disappointed in the staff but bitching will get us nowhere.

This one will get deleted too as soon as someone reports it and the janny stops by. Hopefully he will at least delete the Asuka and Touka spam while he's here

What the heck is a femanon thread

>>11091197

/cgl/ leaking

>>11091197
it's girl stuff, you wouldn't understand you cute little thing

I'm a girl

I have multiple dakimakura

I browse /jp/

Ask me anything!

>>11091211
Post tits (no nipples tho) with timestamp on left breast or admit you are trolling

>>11091211

I'm such a nerd ^__^;

Luv yoko!!!!

>>11091211

You look like a qt. Moar pics maybe?

inb4 OMG CREEP

Lets make this a Post Your Pic thread you cowards.

>>11091230
I'm not here to be hit on

>>11091230
o-ok.

oldish pic btw

ladies night on /jp/

>>11091211
what kind of top is that? I have been trying to find one for a while because they look super comfy

>>11091211
nice b8, m8.

But, seriously, shit like this annoys me. Please refrain from even trolling like this.

hello ladies

No. Fuck you and fuck femanons.

>>11091251
it's just a regular tank top with lace around the chest area

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>>11091259
Please desist, this thread is not even funny

Hi :)

>>11091263
I'm sorry. I was just following the trend

>>11091263
I'm the one girl who posted pics and I'm not trying to be funny

just participating in the thread because OP asked for femanons and I am one

Anybody here *doesn't* wish they were female?

>>11091275
No you're not

>>11091262
thank you so much! I didn't know that name

>>11091295
You got trolled by a girl... hahaha!

>>11091275
Please stop posting

>>11091204
>>11091205
Huh

>>11091275
Anon, that's enough...

We can try again tomorrow, okay?

Sanae is a girl too!

I wish I am Sanae.

>>11091264
Hello Francois Hollande

>>11091320
Would you really want that much responsibility?

>>11091332
My life will still be better so why not?

>>11091340
I don't think Sanae's life is as good as you think, she just has a very positive outlook.

>make friends online with a femjp
>really like her
>she wants to fugg
>meet up and fugg
>do this a few times
>confess that you love her if it wasnt obvious already
>want to go on a nonfugging date
>she says shes taken
>internet boyfriend
>she stops being your friend online
>she still texts asking if you want to fugg though

>>11091346
I wish I knew that feel bro

>>11091346
Woah, man. Whose feels are you greening?

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>>11091350
samefag

>>11091346
man if I met a female jper id tie her up in my trunk then abuse the shit out of her

>>11091350
no it is terrible
>>11091357
mine
>>11091361
no
>>11091365
maybe i should have

>>11091372
I know it's terrible but I want to fug a femjp so bad.

How did you meet?

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>>11091382
samefag

>>11091345
At least i am struggling as a cute girl, no?

>>11091382
/jp/ meetup

>>11091388
I always bring condom to /jp/ meetups

>>11091395
how do you always know its me

>>11091399
womans intuition

I am a girl NEET it's harder for me to pee in bottles than men

>>11091382
hotglue, when hotglue was /jp/ and not /v/

>tfw you are one of maybe 3 females on /jp/
>tfw you get pick of the litter here
>tfw you are a valuable commodity

>>11091414
use a funnel?

>>11091418
live in apartment...we have no funnels.

>>11091414
I thought girls peed out of vagina till I was like 19

>>11091414
Oh fuck, I think I need to check my bottlepeeing privilege.

>>11091424

Same here, I actually learned how vaginas worked from /b/.

>>11091425
buy one? I don't think there are any regulations against funnels in an apartment

>>11091425

wat

>>11091424
I learned about it through 2D.

Thanks Japan

What's the point of making this thread here, in /jp/ ? I don't get it.

Do people really want females to browse /jp/? Are you sure of that? You're just asking for trouble, our board is already a mess so we don't need additional dramas.

>>11091437
gotta get laid yolo

>>11091437
god knows I need to get laid

>>11091437
females already browse /jp/, we just want to get to know them better

>>11091432
parents won't give me money

I can't tell them "I need to be able to pee in a bottle easily because I'm terrified to leave my room 50% of the time" haha.

>>11091437
It's a troll thread, anon.

>>11091447
a funnel costs like $5 on ebay

if you're serious then I will literally give you the money for one

>>11091437
Hey, darling. If it is a mess. It doesn't matter if we make it even worse. Does it?

>>11091453
buying a funnel on ebay that you could buy at fucking walmart
lol

>>11091424

I knew a girl who thought she pissed out of vag until she was 16.

>>11091458
The punctuation in that post hurt to read.

>>11091448
Even assuming that it wasn't a troll thread, do people like >>11091440 and >>11091444 really expect to 1) find a female and 2) get laid on /jp/? I'm confused, because I think that they're actually dead serious.

>>11091445
No they don't, common logic. Ask yourself why would a female broswe /jp/ in the first place where we mostly had touhou and lolis bordeline-pedophile threads. Unless she's here only to shitpost which makes this thread even more useless.

>>11091458
Don't call me your darling.

>>11091467
I don't even know what punctuation means! Good for me I guess.

>>11091470
/jp/ is the only place I go so where else can I get laid? sick of bein a virg

there are girls here

>>11091470

jesus christ

I'm a girl and I like both touhou and loli.

Why would you think otherwise?

>>11091470
dude can you give me some tips on picking up girls

>>11091470
>I'm confused, because I think that they're actually dead serious.
Can you really not pick up on the irony behind the contradictory logic? No one actually posts like that on /jp/ and no one actually looks for girls on here.

I'm sure there are some girls here, but for the most part, they don't reveal themselves (unlike some whores I won't bother mentioning).

some of us will be forever alone for reasons...
i hate my body

>>11091474

I actually posted the milk threads but it was ultra boring so I stopped.

>>11091488
jesus christ dude

>>11091488
Ur grose gurl

>>11091488
What the fuck is wrong with you? Don't post that crap.

>>11091488
What the fuckk

>>11091488
vaginal stretch marks
amazing

>>11091474
Please don't.

God fucking dammit, I can't tell you how annoyed I get with this milk bullshit. She feeds off of any attention, and /jp/ keeps providing it, albeit "ironically".

It doesn't do anything but shit up the board further. And if you're going to say some shit like "/jp/ was always shit", save your god damn breath.

worse than goatse

a lot worse

>>11091504

but then the goatman is basically a good friend at this point so it's not a great comparison

>>11091488
It looks like Freddy Krueger

>>11091488
I would cuddle with you, I bet you feel really good to hug!

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>>11091500

You say you want a female jp but you just lie
all you want is a bimbo just like every other man

>>11091512

/jp/ girl rage is sexy

>>11091512
I bet your eating a hamburger as you typed that

>>11091512
dont let them get you down gurl
they just afraid of a REAL woman

i'm mgay now hope youre happy

Didn't mom tell you not to show your goods?

>>11091488
how many touhou games have you cleared?

>>11091518
>i'm mgay now
>now
lol. right.

>>11091526
me in the red w/ glasses

tfw no jpgf

>>11091529

I can hear your mouthbreathing from here

>>11091512
>>11091488 isn't a real femanon, the pic is everywhere on the internet

I'd be willing to deal with a lot of shit, but that's beyond terrible

>>11091526
Feels good man.

>>11091488
Would fuck.

hey jp got u a presint


clik spoler to oepn gift :)

>>11091531
Not that guy but a while back I recorded something with a camera and my face was accidentally in the shot for a bit and I realized that I have been "mouthbreathing" for much of my life.

Is it really such a bad thing? I've trained myself to breathe through my nose now but it was an eye opening experience. I'd almost be motivated to record myself again just to see what other bad habits I could learn I have but I'm scared of learning something about myself I don't want to know.

>>11091540

you can't see farts irl

>>11091541
1) a person with a closed mouth looks more handsome
2) no one has ever told you not to do it

>>11091552
i can

>>11091555

No, you can't

>>11091556
You can if you light them up

>>11091541
The only times I can see mouth breathing being a problem is during moments of silence and there are other people around. It's really annoying when you're trying to appreciate the silence and you hear someone mouth breathing near you.

>>11091557
light this up! *hands you a joint*

>>11091552
You squeeze nitric acid up your ass and place some mercury on the bottom of a pair of briefs or in a type of buttpad.

mercury nitrate has that brown gassy look you want, and so stinky it will knock you dead.

>>11091541
It's a fat person/retard thing

>>11091556
ya i can wanna bet

>>11091558
I'm not fat so I don't make noise when I breathe
I don't make much noise at all

>>11091541
For the first ten years or so of my life I couldn't breathe through my nose. I had horrible allergies and asthma, so the easiest way to get air into my body was breathing through my mouth.

Even now I don't breathe through my nose very often.

>>11091569
>>11091572

fucking weirdos

>>11091558
I'm quieter when I breathe through my mouth than when I breathe through my nose.