/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Don't waste the opportunity that has presented itself

*the second being. Few years younger than me, bad wording

>>11084848
post pics so I can masturbate

thats not a joke btw get on it

>>11084848
When are you planning to fug them?

I wonder how many people here actually like little girls and aren't just desperately trying to fit in

Pantsu steal time.

>>11084874
None, because all the pedophiles are in the pen.

>>11084874
Look at this loser.

>>11084891
Look at this loser.

>>11084874

"fit in" your mom yeah.

>>11084892

Crossed my mind a few times I won't lie. It's pretty sweet though, love the pj's the older girl wears, it's almost nothing, gotta be careful when looking

>>11084903
u mean he's little sister lmao

>>11084891
>>11084901

Look at these losers.

And then they grow up to be cum guzzling sluts and you get NTR'd every weekend by cletus.

>>11084920
dem fuken legs, brah

>>11084928
>11

SICK DUBS

>>11084911
No, look at THESE losers.

>>11084909

I want to give him more little sisters.

>>11084874
I'd rather put up with people trying to fit in by pretending to like little girls than put up with people trying to fit in by pretending to passionately hate pedophiles.

>>11084935
You quoted the wrong person lol

>>11084911

>>11084854

Wait what opportunity is that?

>>11084865
Lol dude I need some pics myself first

>>11084930
I don't know, tryhards get on my nerves more than anything.

Lolicon will become the next waifu thing

>>11084930
I actually do hate pedophiles and think they should be sterilized.

I'm double majoring in law and sociology because after what happened to one of my best friends, I've wanted to become a lawyer/prosecutor for the CPS so that I could do something about it.

It has nothing to do with wanting to fit in. I could care less what you think of me.

People with such twisted interests as to permanently traumatize children are absolutely disgusting and I don't see why you even bother posting in their defense.

>>11084954
take them lol
you have at least a phone don't you?

>>11084957
Lolicon is already the next big thing. Tell /jp/ about a girl you like and the response will either be telling you to get the fuck out or encouraging you to plow her, depending on whether she's older than thirteen.

>>11084970
You are the one permanently traumatizing children, kid.

>>11084957

It already is. The thing is those people don't want to fully embrace the idea of liking little girls. They are the "I only like 2D lolis lol".

>>11084970
That's pretty cool. Please tell me the rest of your life story.

>>11084970
I said pedophiles, not child molesters. I fear for the safety of innocent pedophiles if you're going to go into law with that kind of attitude and desire for vengeance.

moshikashite another pedophilia discussion a brewing?

>>11084970
I agree, real ones are an issue. The older one being 19 makes up for it in being sexy xD

>>11084973
Can't just go up to them and take their pictures! Been looking for an opportunity to be discreet but nothing yet

>>11084996
masaka

>>11084970

Nice copypasta

>>11084984
Why do keep acting like there's something wrong with that?

>>11085000
Say you want to show your friends a picture of your new family. You're technically not lying.

>>11084987
I thought professionals have started using the term 'predatory pedophiles' to avoid confusing laymen. A student, if someone, should be trained to use up-to-date terminology.

That feel when your parents are happily married and every time you hear about someone's mom getting remarried or having a boyfriend you assume she's a slut even though it's probably not true and you feel bad about it.

>>11085010

Go big or go home.

>>11084996
Yeah didn't mean for this to go in that direction, I just like her looking up to me and being generally cute like anime imouto ^_^

>>11085012
But then I don't get any sexy shots, just average whatever ones

>>11085015
My mom married 3 times
She IS a slut

They're not blood related so it's not really incest.

>>11085031
Just go up to them and say "I need to take sexy photos of you girls to post on the internet"
Girls like it when you're straightforward.

>>11085033
Not only that, but they just recently met. An incestuous relationships that lack both blood-relation and one of the couple growing up in the other's presence don't have any of the appeal of incest.

Shower camera, pantsu stealing, cuddling.

>>11085053
Holy FUCK.

Incestuous relationships which lack both blood-relation and one of the couple growing up in the other's presence doesn't have any of the appeal of incest.

>>11085071
Incestuous relationships which lack both blood-relation and one of the couple growing up in the other's presence don't have any of the appeal of incest.

It's not that hard.

>>11085086
My dick is pretty hard though. (~;

>>11085044
Lol if only man, if only

>>11085059
Cuddling has been done with the younger one, she's adorable. Pantsu is a definite option, but lol shower cam. If I can catch the older one coming down at night while my phones out I need to get a pic. Sometimes it's just a tshirt, like nothing else, just a Barely long enough tshirt, it's hard to not stare

Kind of shame my parents are too old to have any more kids. I kinda like the sound of a younger sister.

>>11085093
subtle

>>11085098
I fucking hope you didn't just call my dick small, bub.

>>11085105
theyd just think youre a fucking loser anyway so dont worry about it

>>11085110
You are misinterpreting my post.

>>11085115
That's what I thought.

Why do you keep typing like a subhuman, OP?

>>11085123
What did you think?

>>11085127
That you are a smart little guy who knows his place.

>>11084987
I have no problem with people liking anime "lolis"; hell, the book itself, Lolita, is legally in circulation in the US. I understand the difference between actual pedophilia, wherein the interest is of real people being victimized or imagery of such, and fans of lolicon artwork/imagery where no one is harmed.

There is a difference to me, and those who are interested in the former (pedophiles) must be reformed.

>>11085128
why arnt u?

>>11085135
You are trolling right now.
But I guess /jp/ is nothing but trolling now.

>>11085128
Not sure what that is, guessing its an insult of some kind?

>>11085105
It's pretty nice, one looks up to me and one ignores me so no complaints here

>>11085142
Really? This shit is trolling now? Fuck me.

>>11084970
>moralfaggotry

This board has come a long way.

>>11085161
/a/ is worse.

>>11085138
No, when I say pedophiles I mean people who are sexually attracted to real kids as well. Pedophiles masturbating to CP leading to more children being sexually abused is a myth.

cool thread yuve got here

it would be a shame if someone shit all over it

>>11085138

Babbys first troll?

>>11085167

The correct way of saying shit in that sentence is "shat", thank you very much.

>>11085167
*shits all over you*
LOL what now nerd!?!?

>>11085171
Speak for yourself.

>>11085167
were already walking down that road

>>11085175

WWOW

FDUCK YOU FAGGOT YOU FUKIN NERD ILL FUCKIN PUCNH YUR SHIT IN HARD CORE IF I MET YOU INREAL LIFE COME DOWN TO ASTRORIA OREGON AND ILL BEAT YOU DOWN LIKE A CHUMP MOTHRFUCKER LIKE YOU ARE BITCH YOU FUCKIN CUNT

WOW

>>11085138
Pedophilia is not an activity, turbonerd. It doesn't imply anything, much less victims.

>>11085167
This thread was shit from the first post.

>>11085138

>>11085166 here
At least you say reformed instead of "killed" or "tortured". That word choice alone tells me that you wouldn't be the kind of person to try to throw just any pedo into prison.

>>11085194
HAHAHAHAH U MAD???

>>11085193
Pedophilia is the act of having sexual interest in children, also known as the interest in taking advantage of those people who are not mature enough to consent or understand sexual activities.

Would you have wanted a "paper" pedophile to babysit you when you were a child?

>>11085186

Just an idiot then? Cool.

>>11085205

ILL SHOW YOU MAD WHEN U FUCKIN COME OVER HERE AND GET RREKED BY MY FISTS OF FUCKIN FURY YOU BITCH CHUMP MOTHER FUCKER ILL FGUKING DESTROY YOU YOU ASS HOLE GET THE FUCK OVER HERE SO I CAN PUT YOU DOWN INTO THE PLACE U BELONG (THE DIRT) NOBDOY FUCKIN TALKES TO ME LIKE THAT ON FUCKIN /jp/ OF ALL PLACES YOU AND UUR FUCKIN GRANDMA ARE GONNA REGRET THIS FOR YOUR HOLE FUCKIN LIFE

>>11085225
>Would you have wanted a "paper" pedophile to babysit you when you were a child?

I'm not sure if you're being ironic or just retarded.

Another loli thread : /
Oh god someone please fuck me right now

>>11085237

>>11085225
And this means that heterosexuality is the act of taking advantage (raping) the weaker sex (women).

You're not a clever man.

>>11085219
HAHAHA WHY DONT YOU FUCKING COME HERE AND TRY YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPERM
ILL BEND YOUR ENTIRE BODY INTO THE SHAPE OF A CRAZY STRAW AND HAVE DOGS SHIT ALL OVER YOU
THEN ME AND MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN WILL POST IT ALL OVER /jp/ FOR GENERATIONS TO COME JUST SO I CAN KEEP LAUGHING AT YOU FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>>11085225
>Pedophilia is the act of having sexual interest in children
Right.
> also known as the interest in taking advantage of those people
No. You're completely delusional if you think every pedophile has the intention to take advantage of children.

>Would you have wanted a "paper" pedophile to babysit you when you were a child?
The questions isn't whether the pedophile is going to be babysitting, it's whether the pedophile is going to be sent to prison and have the rest of their life destroyed by society.

OP, if you're going to steal pantsu, be smart about it and find a spot to hide it that no one will honestly suspect or accidentally stumble into for some bizarre reason. You have to have this planned out before you go for it.

Also, when you go for the steal, don't touch it too much. Minimalize contact so the stench already on it doesn't get diluted.

That or just sniff them whenever the girls are out of the house. Godspeed OP.

>>11085255

WHY DONT U COME OVER HERE AND TRY IT U FUCKIN DUBBLE GETTING PU55Y BITCH

IM GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN FACE 55 TIMES UNTIL YOUR NOSE IS SO FUCKIN BROKEN THAT EVERYONE WILL SAY "WOW THAT GUY HAS A FUCKIN HOLES IN HIS HEAD AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN FAGGOTT"

THEND YOUR FAGGOT GARNDMA WILL BE ALL "OMFG MY SISSIE BOY FAGGOT GRANDBITCH GOT HIS SHIT PERMA WREXED BY THE COOLIST GUY IN ASTRORIA IM SO FUCKED"

THEN ILL BE FUCKIN LAUGHIN WHEN THE YRE PUTTIN U 12 FEET IN THE GROUND BECAUE UR SO FUCKIN DEAD THAT THEY HAD TO BURYI WHATS LEFT OF UR BITCH ASS TWICE AS DEEP LMAO THEN WE';LL SEE WHOS A FUCKIN WASTE OF SPARM

COME AND GET SOME LADIEBOY

>>11085138


This is either a real bored /jp/ poster or the infestation of normals is worst than I thought.

>>11085258
Thank you sir! That's good advice. I'd try and report back but everybody seems to only care about lolis now apparently.

Any other advice for newly obtained sisters?

Just saw the older one in that tshirt again, god damn

>posts anime pic along with shitty /abv/ tier post
>other threads get deleted, this one still stays

Take notes, shitposters, this guy knows how to play.

>>11085282
Moot instructed the janitors to not delete SFW pedophilia and loli threads on /jp/ since they keep pedophiles out of other boards.

>>11085138
>must be reformed.
How do you do it? This is a pretty vital question.

>>11085282

I will study this in order to improve shitposting.

>>11085288

Through violence.

>>11085282
These threads are only allowed when we're discussing the fucking of children. If the cousins in question were seventeen this would be gone in a heartbeat.

>>11085294
Your shitty posts would take less room if you left out that empty snowflake row.

>>11085276
YEAH YOU WISH YOU COULD DO THAT SHIT TO ME IT MUST BE EASY SAYING THAT SHIT OVER THE INTERNET WHILE YOUR SHITTING YOURSELF IN THE CORNER
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU RIGHT NOW I HAVE CAMERAS SET UP IN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE BASEMENT IN YOUR PARENTS HOME YOU PATHETIC 500 POUND VIRGIN
THATS RIGHT THATS HOW CAPABLE I AM SO YOU JUST SAYING SHIT THINKING YOUR SAFE BECAUSE ITS THE INTERNET
ILL BE THERE TO FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS SORE AND SELL YOU OFF AS A USED ONAHOLE TO GAY NIGGERS
JUST YOU WAIT

>>11085288
maybe by giving us cute lolis to fuck until we stop being pedophiles

>>11085301

>>11085321
>>11085321
>You're completely delusional if you think every pedophile has the intention to take advantage of children.

Err, I meant to quote that.

>>11085246
I'm working on it - I am still in law school. Also sorry for not being 'man' enough for you, since I'm a woman.

>>11085257
You're completely delusional if you think every pedophile has the intention to take advantage of children.

Point taken here, but I have a hard time believing that people who view and circulate CP aren't contributing to the problem, even if they are not making it themselves.

Tell me, what activities define a pedophile? Is it a mindset? Do they or don't they go out of their way to look at real kids (or material of them) to satisfy their fetish? Would such a person be steadfast and show restraint if the opportunity for illegal sexual activity with a child present itself?

>>11085321
>Point taken here, but I have a hard time believing that people who view and circulate CP aren't contributing to the problem.
The problem is the fucking of children. Downloading an image from the internet and jacking off to it contributes to no fucking of no children.

>Would such a person be steadfast and show restraint if the opportunity for illegal sexual activity with a child present itself?
Do normal people show restraint if the opportunity for illegal sexual activity with an adult presents itself (every frat house ever)?

Is this discussion real?

>>11085338
It's steeped in so many levels of irony that it's come around and become genuine again.

Nobody cared anyway.

>>11085321
>I'm a woman

Now, pretending for just a second that you haven't been trolling this entire time and are quite serious; this quote explains fucking everything.

Only a woman could be so absolutely fucking retarded.

Kill yourself, you trash.

>>11085347
Trolled into the tumblrsphere.

I do't even know where I'am anymore?

>>11085321
>Would such a person be steadfast and show restraint if the opportunity for illegal sexual activity with a child present itself?
Well, if you consider the facts that being an open pedophile is a social suicide and viewing CP is illegal in most places, I'd say that the person is pretty used to restraining his sexuality, or at least the part of it that has to do with children.

I'm not even a pedophile and I've had no problem being a virgin nerd for 25 years. Yes, I've had opportunities since I'm a student myself.

If the pedophile knows how damaging molestation is, I think he'd have to be pretty damn determined to actually proceed with real human beings.

>>11085288
I don't have much of an idea, since I'd be too disgusted to want to counsel them myself, but it could be done through opening counseling or therapist career positions, so that incarcerated pedophiles/molesters could somehow have their mental issues causing them to have that interest could be worked out, and subsequently pointed in healthier, adult directions.

>>11085306

THGATS IT

I WAS GOING TO LET A BITCH (u) OFF EASY BUT I GUESS YOI UJUST DONT FUCKING WANT TO DO THIS THE EASY FUCKIN WAY YOU FUCKINGI CUNTBLASTINGF FAGGOT FUCK

IM ON MY WAY TO YOUR FU CKING 1 BEDROOM SHITTY SLUM CRACKHOUS AND IUM GOIN TO GUFCKI FLSGYIN YOU OUT FSO FGUCKIN HARD YOU R GOUINBHG T O SCREAM SO LOUD THAT YOUR NEIGHRBORS ARE GOING TO HEAR YOU SCRAMIN AND THIGN "WOW IS THAT A CAT FIGHT OR HUEG FUCKIN PUSSY CUNT GETTIN HIS SHIT CAVED IN LIKE A WHORe" AND WHEN THE COPS COME AND SEE ME STANDIN OVER YOUR FUCKING BRUTALIZED BODIE THEYRE GONNA BE THINKING "WOW I DONT WANT TO MESS WITH THIS GUY HES A FUKCING PROFRESSIONAL WRECKER" AND IM JUST GOING TO FUCKIN LAFF AND WALK PAST THEM AND THYE'RE GOING TO BE INTIMIDATED AS FUCK FROM MY PURE ALPHANESS AND YOUR MOM AND SIZTER ARE GOING TO FUCKIN CRYIN SO HARD AT YOUR DUMPSTER FUNERAL BUT ITS GOING TO BE A MOTHER FUCKIN FUN ERAL FOR ME BECUASE IM GONNA BE LAFFIN SO HARD AT YOUR MANGLED BODDIE IN THE DUMPSTER AND THERN ILL PUNCH YOUR MOM IN THE CLIT AND THROW HER IN THE FUCKIN DUMPSTER WITH YOU AND THEN THROW U INTO THE FUCKIN GRAND CANYON BECAUSE THATS THE ONLYT FUCKING THING DEEP ENOUGH TO CONTAIN THE MSOT OWNED DEAD BITCH IN THE HISTORY OF THE GODDMAN WORLD

10000 YEARS F ROM NOW SOME DR WILL FIND YOUR BONES AND NAME U "HOMO BITCHUS" BECAUSE HE CAN TELL FROM UR SHATTER BITS THAT YOU WER A HUGE PUSSY FAGGY THAT MESSED WITH THE WRONG FUCKIN CHAMPION IN 2013 AND GOT FUCKIN REKD SO HARD

THEN WEN UR IN HEAVEN AND GOD SEES YOU HE'LL FUCKIN LAFF AND SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL BECAUS HE HAS A STRICK "NO BITCHES" POLICY AND ITS GOING TO BE SO FUCKIN FUNNY

ALL BECAUS YOU DIDNT KNO WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO GET WREKC FOR LYF ON /jp/ WOW SO SAD LMAO DARWIN AWRD FOR SURE ROFL

RIP BUDDIE IM COMIN FOR YOU RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAH GET REDY..

TO GET REKED !!!

>>11085356
just let everything else but the shitposter in you go

then channel that shitposter

what do you think would make some nerd mad

what would make you smile

using that as your spirit guide let the words sprawl from your fringers

then you too can pretend to be a gay black transgender woman fighting the good fight against pedophiles on /jp/

>>11085288
The only good pedophile is a dead pedophile.

Their life's blood must pay for their crimes.

Any chance I can get more suggestions on the new little sisters situation? Or are we stuck on pedophiles? (Older one's 19 remember)

>>11085365
I wish I had the creativity to write walls like these. I'm all out, you win.

>>11085332
How about when that image which some person is doing ''that' to, is of a real child being taken advantage of? How is having this kind of material okay at all?

>>11085385

IM STILL COMMIN FOR YOu!!!

>>11085332
I literally don't even know what a frat house is.

>>11085392
The image is created regardless.
Although, to be fair, the person creating the OC may be encouraged if his work is popular.

>>11084970

normalfag pls go.

>>11085412
>The image is created regardless.
hnaaagh hnyooogh unhhhhrrrrblaps

>>11085419
Welcome to /jp/ 2013.

>>11085382
Please post pics.

>>11084981

truth is here in this post

Pedophobes instill their fears into little girls and guilt them into feeling ashamed of their own inherent sexuality, thus confusing them and traumatizing them for life.

Pedophobes must be exterminated for true peace

>>11085427
Have no pics yet, I want some believe me! Older ones like 5'1"ish, amazing ass I get to see often (thank you pj's tshirt choice). She's fueled some interesting fantasies

>>11085432
Yeah, I'm sure every little girl would love being penetrated by a fat disgusting guy if they were living in an isolated island.

>>11085225
>people who are not mature enough to consent or understand sexual activities

Get out.

>>11085456
>by a fat disgusting guy

Take break. You're trying too hard.

>>11085456
Just like how every grown woman would love getting penetrated by fat disgusting guys? Sure, I'm a little girl and I would love that.

>>11085452
Please tell me they're white.
How old is the younger one?
Are you planning on touching a little bit or just masturbation?

>>11085405
Colleges and universities frequently have all-male student organizations, called fraternities, whose members live together in a frat house. Very often they throw parties with lots of drinking and lots of girls come over and get smashed out of their minds, so you can take them upstairs and fuck them while they're semi-conscious.

>>11085392
I mean, it sucks to have those pictures of you being circulated, but they never have to know and I'm pretty sure they have bigger things to worry about, like being raped by their father on a daily basis.

>>11085347

No kidding, these were my thoughts, word for word, as soon as I got to that part.

I should have known, but in this society of emasculated male moralfag whiteknights, sometimes it's hard to tell who's male or female anymore.

>>11085474
Yeah I'm white, they are too. Younger one's 10/11 I think. Masturbations the plan for now lol

No interest in the younger besides her just being adorable and sweet, not into that, but the older ones really something else, why, do you have any suggestions?

>>11085321
>I'm a woman
So that's why you're incapable of abandoning the majority opinion. Women are the great stalwart guardians of the status quo.

>dresses pretty revealingly
>It's pretty awesome

No, it's not awesome at all. Lolis should dress cutely.

>>11085491
I really starting to doubt whether you're trolling, and idiot, or the FBI doing an undercover operation.

>>11085498
Not all pedophiles can be unlucky miserable people who live alone.

>>11085502
Wait, w-was that an insult :(

>>11085502
>miserable people who live alone.

Might wanna update those databanks, FBI-kun.

>>11085456

I am /fit/ as fuck and I'm sure many little girls out there would love to be penetrated by me

>>11085497
The 19 year old dresses revealingly, not the younger one

>>11085498
Um, none of these, is this situation really that uncommon?

Still don't get how everybody got on the younger one, wasn't meant to be about sexual inning her at all, that's for the 19 year old lol

>>11085491
>No interest in the younger

Then nobody has any interest in your lame tale.

Kill yourself out of /jp/, and delete you 糞スレ on the way out, you gutter debris.

>>11085468
>I'm a little girl and I would love that.

Are you kawaii and pure?

then we can talk

Pics or lie.

99.99999% sure OP is a troll

100% sure he is a faggot

>>11085506
If you want to be happy, you should search a partner, that's really basic, don't delude yourself.

>>11085510
Yes I am sugoku kawaii desu ^_^

>>11085515
>I got a loli imouto who looks up to me and the other a few years younger who dresses pretty revealingly
Younger than you, not younger than the sister? This is the troll of the month. Hats off, OP. Shitposters take notice this is how it's done.

>>11085515
Why is anyone even talking about the 19 year old? That's really, really too old. Also, do you feel weird at all posting about this? I feel odd posting about my loli relatives but don't really know why.

>>11085515
>Still don't get how everybody got on the younger one
Then why are you bothering posting this here?
Oh, I know, you are just trolling.

>>11085517
If nobody cares or believes me or whatever then we can just forget it. I was just posting to say how much like some anime my life suddenly turned into, and how sexy the older one is, asking for any advice if anyone wanted to give it. That's all, no trolling or lying, I've been enjoying it that's all

>>11085522
>>11085523
>>11085528
If it helps at all, you guys can ask me about my loli cousins. They're six, nine, and twelve. The six year old's birthday is actually tomorrow. She'll be turning seven.

>>11085515
>Still don't get how everybody got on the younger one, wasn't meant to be about sexual inning her at all, that's for the 19 year old lol

Stop lying.

To want
>a 19 year old whore who has had her face defiled by the cocks of a thousand alpha bad-boys cumming on her face and who only wants to manipulate males with the diabolical ulterior motive of breaking their hearts
over
>a pure kawaii 10 year old who is still uncorrupted and capable of true love
?

why, that's just outrageous

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>11085536
you never posted pics you fucker

ive had my dick in my hand for hours waiting for you to deliver

the fuck did I ever do to you to deserve this pain asshole

>>11085519

I hope by partner you don't mean a women.

I have two female cousins, one's five and the other's thirteen. Too bad they live in another country and I never get to see them.

>>11085536
Nobody is interested in your story anymore.

>>11085536
Confirmed for lying. Enjoy your fantasy world

>>11085520

I don't believe you

you're just FBI or a femalewhore troll looking to trick me and break me heart

I wish I had a kawaii pure rori who would be my first, and who would never betray me because she looks up to me and trusts me too much to ever do such a thing

You guys are idiots. OP posted this on /b/ earlier.

>>11085541
Are you going to her birthday?

Hearing the difference now isn’t the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is ‘lossy’. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA, it’s about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don’t want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.

I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange…well don’t get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren’t stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you’ll be glad you did.

>>11085560
This one always gets to me.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>>11085554
You can try having a daughter.

>>11085555
The only people who "took the thread seriously" have been encouraging him to post pictures of the younger sister so he can masturbate to them. Other than that the whole thing is the same pedophile thread we have three times a week.

Aikido does not deflect attacks.
It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force.

A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.

What to do when your 8-year old cousin comes to visit? Make pizza, of course! Well, not of course, actually. I didn’t think of it until we exhausted Sorry, Monopoly, and gin rummy. But it did turn out to be a brilliant idea as dad had just received a baking stone for summer, and my cousin Rachel loves pizza.

>>11085560
I have a PhD in Digital Music Conservation from the University of Florida. I have to stress that the phenomenon known as "digital dust" is the real problem regarding conservation of music, and any other type of digital file. Digital files are stored in digital filing cabinets called "directories" which are prone to "digital dust" - slight bit alterations that happen now or then. Now, admittedly, in its ideal, pristine condition, a piece of musical work encoded in FLAC format contains more information than the same piece encoded in MP3, however, as the FLAC file is bigger, it accumulates, in fact, MORE digital dust than the MP3 file. Now you might say that the density of dust is the same. That would be a naive view. Since MP3 files are smaller, they can be much more easily stacked together and held in "drawers" called archive files (Zip, Rar, Lha, etc.) ; in such a configuration, their surface-to-volume ratio is minimized. Thus, they accumulate LESS digital dust and thus decay at a much slower rate than FLACs. All this is well-known in academia, alas the ignorant hordes just think that because it's bigger, it must be better.

So over the past months there's been some discussion about the merits of lossy compression and the rotational velocidensity issue. I'm an audiophile myself and posses a vast collection of uncompressed audio files, but I do want to assure the casual low-bitrate users that their music library is quite safe.

>>11085558
I don't know, maybe. If I show up before the cake is cut my aunt will ask if I want to stay 'to eat'.

>>11085569
You drank gin with a child?

>>11085570
Being an audio engineer for over 21 years, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. While rotational velocidensity is indeed responsible for some deterioration of an unanchored file, there's a simple way of preventing this. Better still, there have been some reported cases of damaged files repairing themselves, although marginally so (about 1.7 percent for the .ogg format).

The procedure is, although effective, rather unorthodox. Rotational velocidensity, as known only affects compressed files, i.e. files who's anchoring has been damaged during compression procedures. Simply mounting your hard disk upside down enables centripetal forces to cancel out the rotational ruptures in the disk. As I said, unorthodox, and mainstream manufactures will not approve as it hurts sales (less rotational velocidensity damage means a slighter chance of disk failure.)

I'd still go with uncompressed .wav myself, but there's nothing wrong with compressed formats like flac or mp3 when you treat your hardware right.

Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

>>11085549
I'm really ok with that lol

>>11085552
>>11085554
>>11085555
No need to believe it! It's actually real and doesn't seem like a crazy situation to me, a friend of mine has a step brother.

But thanks to those few who gave advice! I'll try it.

>>11085575
I told her if she helped me make it and didn’t make too many faces I would put her on my website and she would be famous. That seemed to get her attention. She thought the dough was “slimy and gross” but she loved picking her own toppings, and the finished product was “awesome”.

The following method I patched together from recipes in both Joy of Cooking and Cook’s Illustrated’s The Best Recipe. I made two batches of dough, four pizzas in all, with varied toppings. Next time I’ll be a bit more patient with stretching out the dough so I can get it even thinner. Look to the end of this post for some excellent links about pizza from other food bloggers.

>>11085555
> OP posted this on /b/ earlier.
>/b/

Why the fuck would any of us lurk /b/ these days?

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>>11085580
Also never posted this before, but if you think I already lied I could just be lying again I guess, whatever.

Anybody else with more suggestions would be awesome

>>11085582
1 Place a pizza stone on a rack in the lower third of your oven. Preheat the oven to 450°F for at least 30 minutes, preferably an hour.

2 Remove the plastic cover from the dough and punch the dough down so it deflates a bit. Divide the dough in half. Form two round balls of dough. Place each in its own bowl, cover with plastic and let sit for 10 minutes.

3 Prepare your desired toppings. Note that you are not going to want to load up each pizza with a lot of toppings as the crust will end up not crisp that way. About a third a cup each of tomato sauce and cheese would be sufficient for one pizza. One to two mushrooms thinly sliced will cover a pizza.

4 Working one ball of dough at a time, take one ball of dough and flatten it with your hands on a slightly floured work surface. Starting at the center and working outwards, use your fingertips to press the dough to 1/2-inch thick. Turn and stretch the dough until it will not stretch further. Let the dough relax 5 minutes and then continue to stretch it until it reaches the desired diameter - 10 to 12 inches. Use your palm to flatten the edge of the dough where it is thicker. You can pinch the very edges if you want to form a lip.

5 Brush the top of the dough with olive oil (to prevent it from getting soggy from the toppings). Use your finger tips to press down and make dents along the surface of the dough to prevent bubbling. Let rest another 5 minutes.

Repeat with the second ball of dough.

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

>>11085591
my suggestion is you post pics so I can squeeze one out to your imouto you piece of shit

>>11085574
Well, the pros are that you'll get to hug her and maybe kiss her and you'll see lot of lolis too. But it sounds like a pain to go if you are just going to get bored with adults.

>>11085569
One time our families met to eat at a pizza place and she brought all her kids, including my cousins. The nine year old sat next to me at the end of the long table to eat, then pulled me with her to the game area, and then later held my hand at the prize counter. She's a really nice girl.

This is the same girl who sat on the couch with me and played a one-sided game of truth or truth with me, and who sometimes gives me hugs when she goes to sleep. Like I said, she's a nice girl. I like her a lot.

>>11085596
I posted like 5 times that I don't have pics of either, they just moved in like a week ago

>>11085602
Then take a pic of your dick.

Japanese Martial Arts, is really an art isn't it?

Lets check out Aikido for moment. A style that doesn't even use any strikes to beat down your opponent, sound pretty cool right?

Here is a video of Aikido practitioners demonstrating various moves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8VLPPTuH0

Note how graceful they are, it's like you are watching them dance and not fighting at all, a beautiful dance I might add.

What do you think? About Aikido and Japanese Martial Arts in general.

>/jp/ meetup

>>11085602
why the fuck would you even make a thread without having pictures

its because youre inconsiderate and you dont think of others

i hope you feel bad

>>11085602

Make this thread again when the janitor is asleep as soon as you get pics.

My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and threw him down with a flip. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

>>11085597
As far as I know, she doesn't really have any friends. She probably has people she plays with at school, but I've never seen any her friends at their house. For birthdays it's usually just family.

>>11085599
Sounds so much like my new little sister! Super sweet. She loves japanese food and is always so impressed by my knowledge of what we'd consider basic japanese stuff from anime and whatnot

>>11085599

That's nice dude...

Believe it or not, I wasn't always a handsome stud. I used to an anti-social loser like you, until I started Aikido more than a year ago.

In Aikido, you need to communicate to your partner to be successful, my partner was a very talkative person, I couldn't help but open up to him. He's now my best friend, and through him, I lost my old ways and became a man.

>>11085622
One of the cousins loves talking with me about space and stuff. Maybe one day we can go stargazing together.

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

>>11085616
You guys are hilarious, but yeah always looking to get pics at some point. Hoping to see the older one again tonight

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

>>11085633
That's so nice! Does she talk about it with you all excitedly? My little sister does, she gets all into it when we're talking about a common interest, it's adorable

Picture yourself, in every moment of your life, passing from place to place and time to time. Picture those places and times and picture what happened to them. Has the past gone away when you left it? Is this true, can you not go back? If so, surely this can be the same way for places as it is for time. Imagine that when you leave a room, or simply turn away, a multitude of tiny organisms deconstruct the reality you can't see, and it ceases to exist. At the same time, the organisms weave together a new world wherever you go and for whatever you look at out of the material of that dead reality. This of course implies the back of your head does not exist either. So how does it seem familiar? Because when the back of your head does not exist, these organisms may restructure your brain directly in order to create the feeling of familiarity and of memory.
They do all this, without ever ceasing, out of knowledge passed down by instinct that when you cease to acknowledge reality, they as a whole will cease to exist, because reality is the knowing and they are the unknowing, both in mutual interdependence. In time they may attempt to rewire your brain or body to ensure this does not happen, but it is far more likely just one of them will realize that your brain is just a construct of your thought... and since thought is a product of your brain, that single organism, one of an infinite number of organisms will know it's true purpose is not in line with it's kind.

It's purpose is tanasinn.

>>11084848
Give her the d and by d I mean dictionary. Help her get educated and live a successful life op.

>>11085675

Did someone say tanasinn?

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>>11085671
She does seem pretty excited when we talk about that I guess.

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare. It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind. The content is not important, but the fear is. When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed. It is your room, but it is not your room. With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening. The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep. You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body. It's dark, but it's not dark. You're awake, but you're not awake. You are dead and being cremated. As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut. You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin. You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

Why is this not deleted?

>>11085706
Nobody cares about it. Probably not even you truly care about it.

>>11085706

janimod is OP

he's declaring win in the staff channel on IRC

Cool blog.

I am the tanasinn of my tanasinn.
dots are my body, and ∴ is my blood.
I have corrupted over a thousand ASCII.
Unaware of thinking.
Nor aware of not feeling.
Withstood pain to create many tanasinn.
Waiting for enterprise integration's arrival.
I h∴ve no r∴∴rets, t∴∴s is∴∴∴∴ pat∴.
∴y ∴h∴le li∴e ∴as "U∴∴mit∴∴ tanasinn ∴∴k∴∴∴∴
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>>11085706
Blogging is janny approved.

∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn operates the whole world　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the soul of the universe
　　　　　　　　　　 　∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the bottom of your heart
　　　　　 　.∵∴∵：(・)∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism
　　　　　　　 　　∴∵rミ ,○､：(・)∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every self
　　　　　　　 　∴∵/ 　/　ミ 〉∴∵∵ tanasinn is inherent in every structure
　　　 　　∴∵∴∵| ￣＼　/∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every system
　　　　　 ∴∴∵∴.､` 　／∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse
　 　 ri　　∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn vacumeir alles
　 _＿,! ヽ,∴∵∴∴tanasinn∵∴ tanasinn plays with all elements
三三　 _{{∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ The Messenger of fear
　 ￣ ~~∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴==ｭ The Child of darkness and confusion
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　　　　　　　 ∴∵∴∵　 ^|.|.| The Chaos
　　　　　 ∴∵　　　　.l.|.| 「Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn」

Delete this shit.

You are the cancer plaguing these boards, your retarded comments, your faggot fucking anime pics you use to post every single time because you think it makes you original and cool, where actually it makes the entire thread turn against you because you are a gigantic faggot, like holy shit, such a fucking faggot. You literally appear in a thread and everyone gets mad and either closes their tab or rages at you, they do it for a reason, because you're the absolute cancer of this board.
Not necessarily just you, although you are a huge faggoty culprit, but trip fags in general, you probably love all the attention you get and feed off it like the autistic scat porn enthusiast you are. Please, for the love of god, don't go to any other boards, don't post in any other threads, go back to being anonymous, stop posting, or drink a lot of bleach.
Yes, before you ask, I'm mad.

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand - it doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? - You look down and you see a tortoise, it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. This is what tanasinn is like.

>>11085696
It's nice having somebody innocent and sweet in your life ^_^

Then the older ones just all sexed out and tempting, strange contrast

>>11085718
Sup janitor?

>>11085727
If I were the janitor none of your posts would survive more than a minute.

Imagine you are reading a book. It is one of those heavy ones that talk about something deep, like social structure or philosophy or theoretic physics. It could even be a really boring novel. The thing is, it has really small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times.

This is tanasinn

tanasinn is very important to me. I am a big advocate of the feeling and feeling. I have studied tanasinn for about 6-7 years and am a proud member of the tanasinn-nnisanat Society of tanasinnvania. During my college program semester at tanasinn World, I passed the tanasinn Company's language assessment test, and received a language pin under my tanasinn to indicate that I was responsible and could assist tanasinn guests should they have any inquiries. I study hard every day in order to gain some insight on the lananguage and culture. I have dreams to become either a tanasinn language interpreter for business conferences (the person with headphones and microphone that sits in the little glass booth and simultaneously translates what the person is saying), 今∴山●∵ﾐひど(･)tanasinnっ●∵す
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け(･)∵どtanasinn(･)∵∴∵●わヽ!∵∴∵ﾐ●ﾘﾉ!/ﾘま(･)ん、
∴人<・>女､●ぃの∵(･)∴∵(･)で●す、∵∴(･)∵∵/ﾘ●らがtanasin
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>>11085732
And that's exactly why you never will be a janitor.

>>11085725
It is really nice to be able to get hugs and cuddle with someone every now and then.

>>11085733
I thought I did a pretty good job hiding the fact that I would go script happy in my applications, but maybe he saw through me.

I started to feel my connection to my body again, faintly, as if through a dark shrouded distant unreal dream, completely alien to me; my body started flexing back, my breathing built in intensity from very slow and very deep to hard, intense, forceful breaths, approaching hyperventilation, seemingly beyond my recognition to control rather than my ability. My body was alien. The physical realm was alien. I couldn't cope with it. I opened my eyes, I sat up sharply, I gasped. Everything seemed alien, but not because I didn't recognize things or people; it was as if I were seeing everything for what it _really_ was rather than how I perceived things as a human with human senses. Everything spoke to me on a different level. I started to panic, the physical realm was alien, my mind was alien, there was nothing of comfort, nothing I recognized as real and true as I'd always known them. I jumped up and accidently stepped on someone's foot. Empathy washed over me in waves, and I couldn't stop apologizing. The owner of the foot, took one look at me and gave me a hug, asked if I needed anything. Speech, words, ideas, I grasped for that part of my mind, struggled to communicate, fell into her eyes, her soul, saw her very inner being, felt her love and compassion wash over me.

I was tanasinn

>>11085737
moot never replied to my application either.

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>>11085742
Truly his insight is beyond us all.

>>11085744
Apparently.

>>11085740
It would be so nice to hug or cuddle with someone. I have never had this in my life and now I find myself strongly desiring for that kind of contact. I'm begging Kami-sama to bring someone into my life but He's not answering...

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>>11085748
Yes, it would be nice.

Especially the cuddling part.

>>11085757
That's what people were saying about 4chan in 2004.

>>11085753
Why even bother at this point?
/jp/ was beyond saving several months ago.

>>11085757
Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.

That's what tanasinn is like.

>>11085767
Seems really uncomfortable.

should I fire up delayclose for the last 70 posts

this is taking forever

>>11085760
Then it lasted till 2006 and has been absolutely terrible since.

>>11085779
Yes.

>>11085779
Naw. Save it for the next shitty thread.

>>11085779
No. Posting by hand is the only way you can show your love and dedication.

>>11085781
Ban evasion is against the rules.

>>11085779
Use the effort instead to shit up other threads. This one is already beyond saving anyways.

>>11085786
I never ban evaded.

>>11085781
gb2/archives, shitzra

LOL rekt

Picture this:

You're looking through a magnifiying viewfinder. Perhaps that of a camera, or a binoculars, or one of those telescopes you see on observation decks. Your vision is shunted straight ahead, into a narrow cone five to fifteen degrees, at maximum. Peripheal vision is nonexistant. The rest of the world exists around you, but because of the focus, you can't see anything outside it, only the part in in front of you. You can turn in any direction, and you can view things it would normally be impossible for you to view, in detail you never would be able to see otherwise, but you're still looking through what is essentially tube vision, and as soon as your eyes try to reach the edge of the tube, you run into a barrier of non-information.

Now invert part of that image, as you would an image channel in Photoshop. All around you, you can see the entire world, but blurrily, out of focus, and the only thing you view clearly is straight ahead of you. It is as if your visual tube has been reversed, and instead of seeing through the tube, you see the tube itself. What is that tube made of? A boundary of emptiness, around which you can see the lack of any visual information at all in vivid detail.

That tube is what tanasinn is like.

>>11085791
You're a terrible liar.

>>11085793
No bully.

>>11085797
I'm not lying.

Picture your consciousness as a galaxy of stars, revolving around a supermassive black hole, the gravity of which anchors it in reality.

Now, imagine that supermassive black hole swelling enormously in size, growing and expanding until it devours all the stars in the entire galaxy.

This is what tanasinn is like.

>>11085799
Yes you are. I'm always reporting you right before your posts get deleted.

>>11085791
explain why your name is ``S.iztra'' and not ``Siztra'' ;)

tanasinn operates the whole world.
tanasinn is the soul of the universe.
tanasinn is the bottom of your heart.
tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism.
tanasinn is inherent in every self.
tanasinn is inherent in every structure.
tanasinn is inherent in every system.
tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse.
tanasinn vacumeir alles
tanasinn plays with all elements
The Messenger of fear
The Child of darkness and confusion
The King of infinite decomposition
The Khaos

Ｔａｎａｓｉｎｎ

>>11085799
I have written consent, though. I don't know what you did but you are not popular with the staff.

shirtbird! LMAO rekt again!

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>>11085808
Someone shitposted under my name and tripcode for a few months and the mods thought the faker was me.

I don't ban evade, I always have to appeal it when I get a false ban for ban evasion.

>>11085748
I never really wanted it to happen before it actually happened, now I welcome it whenever there's the chance. There's something really satisfying and relaxing about being physically close to someone; having them leaning against you, your arm reached around their body resting near her hips, and you're both looking in eachother's eyes and just having a nice quiet conversation about nothing in particular. Every so often she'd sigh and lean her head on your chest before lifting it up to look you in the eyes and speak again, and for some reason there's nothing in the world that's better than that time you're spending together.

>>11084848
Don't forget that you have to be a kind, dependable house work capable older brother to unlock the route.

You can't be a creep. Also you will need to be around other girls to make them jealous

Picture, if you will, an infinite number of monkeys. Each monkey is seated at a typewriter. Row upon row upon endless row of typewriters, stretching out into an unfathomable white infinity. These monkeys will, at random, strike keys on their typewriter with their clumsy simian hands and feet for the rest of eternity or until they produce the complete works of William Shakespeare, which ever comes first.
Now imagine a monkey drinking it's own urine.

That is what tanasinn is like.

>>11085811
You smell like cheese

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>>11085818
That was the impersonator.

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

>>11085826
S.itzra is fat

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>>11085828
What a convenient excuse.

I can probably even go to every mod, have them all confirm that you're banned, and you can say "that was someone else" every time.

When is somebody gonna sub the damn series already?

>playing this game>dat level where Spidey is getting chased by the fucking copsHow many superheroes have actually tangled with the police for one reason or another?

>>11085833
S.itzra can't reach his ass to wipe himself

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>>11085817
Yeah that's right! Making the older one jealous might be tough but it'd be easy for the younger one

>YFW most of the new Iron Man suits are just Mark VII variations.Although that does make it easier to believe that he built 35 suits in six months, if he&#039;s been using one of them as a base to develop newer ones.

Finally after 15 years it&#039;s over...

personally i recommend Lian Li cases.just find one that doesn&#039;t look like absolute ass, unless you have some special requirements.

here&#039;s my diablo 3 story>buy the year long WoW subscription for the mount, get the game for free>two friends buy it with me>look at it>"wow, this game looks like shit">play it>"wow, this game is shit">finish it>"wow, that game was shit">we all decide that video games are shit nowadays and go camping for the next monthoverall I would rate the experience 7/10

It&#039;s more that a study alone doesn&#039;t mean shit. You may as well have just said, "A guy at a bar told me" and it would be just as credible. There are good studies, bad studies and completely horseshit studies. There are studies that present conflicting hypotheses that are both supported by their respective evidence. Throwing out the phrase "a recent study" as a way of reinforcing your statements and arguments is the kind of shit journalists do when they want to half-ass a story with fake authenticity and authority. It&#039;s an awful practice to get in whether you&#039;re working to a professional standard or casually.

Yep. I can&#039;t wait for the HGUC

Best beginner programming language to learn?Thinking of taking programming classes soon and would like to have a little knowledge under my belt before doing so.I hear C, or Java, but wanted /g/&#039;s opinion.

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こ∵まtanasinnばく(･)ぁw；：「い●∵∴(･)∵∵たてtanasinnし●(･)/ﾘらす
∵●∵(･)∴助●け●∵て∵(･)∵●し●∵
世∵のtanasinnの∵(･)∴れtanasinn<・>ら●を(･)tanasinnし∵∴●い∴(･)

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>>11085842
S.itzra jizzes on his pillows


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>>11085838
Let's try.

Screencap what the mods say and tell them I said that only the fake Siztra was banned and I'm the real one that has never shitposted and has never been banned before.

Why are they remaking old, popular shows now?

>Lips saying "Pues los dos"Do you even mexican?

I think from now on, I&#039;ll just start upping to mediafire. Were you the same one that had problems with CCA:Beyond the Time vol 2?

>deats by Dr. BreFucking dropped.

Do you think that Suika and Yuugi have any relationship to Mokou? Seeing as how Yuugi is loosely based on Kin-Ki, Suika is loosely based on Sui-Ki, and Mokou&#039;s surname is Fujiwara. On that note does this mean we&#039;re going to get a ninja oni touhou based off of Ongyo-Ki?Also oni general I guess.

Los Locos kick your ass!

>>11085855
S.itzra can't play touhou because of sausage fingers

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The old thread here have reached the image limit. I you weren&#039;t on /m/ for the past week, just check it and see if there&#039;s some stuff you would like to pick before it disappear forever...Well, now it&#039;s time for the 5th edition of our beloved 70&#039;s and 80&#039;s mecha thread! You know the rules -- drop and discuss about the stuff from mecha and sci-fi shows/manga/OVAs/Films.

People were actually shorter in medieval times.

first real post after 300 decides what I do with these proxies loaded up

A shit loads of European Disney comics are Italian.

Titans didn&#039;t need the events of 0083 for leverage to be formed, its pretty reasonable to form a task force to hunt the remnants of a dangerous group that left most of the Earth sphere devastated.

So close.

I didn&#039;t expect it to be tame, the ultra violence was certainly there.

My innocence is truly dead, I see nothing but perversion in that image.

As a gaijin, you have to conquer them again. Except this time instead of asking the royals and high level military for political cooperation and chemical weapons in return for complete amnesty, ask for a princessu. Having an invasion force sitting in the harbour and nuclear forces on immediate standby would make your request more persuasive.

So did I. They&#039;re kind of good videos. My favorite song is 髮ｨ髯阪ｊ (Amefuri) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6deASAMZqI

lol

>a Peggy show>not Joanie loves Chachi with Luanne and Lucky

Clearly OP is practicing hard.

>tis

Marvel has been event crazy lately. Which kind of sucks, because what Uncanny was doing with Sinister was really interesting.

It&#039;s shit. They revealed already that Kagari dies

REWRITE OF ZA RIFE IMA TOKI HANATEEE

I fucking hate Cyborg. He just seems like such a bland character and somebody in control isn&#039;t taking no for an answer when it comes to easing off on how hard they push him.>Token black guyJohn Stewart>Needs a tech dudeBooster Gold>Needs a tech dude minorityBlue BeetleThere are always better alternatives to Cyborg.

*clapping*

Seibah is the cutest>Kerry and Kotominelooks gay

I was thinking of pitching a Supergirl: The animated series concept.The idea is that she would be attending a boarding school in Metropolis. The boarding school is ideal to make the show about her and not about the Big S hanging around her all the time.The show will be mostly aimed at girls between 10 - 15 years old but have action elements (and other superhero cameo) that will hopefully attract boys too.Kara wants to be a fashion designer after meeting Lara Lang during the first episode in Smallville. Every episode she will wear a different Supergirl outfit created by her and her friends (similar to Cardcaptor Sakura).The idea of changing costumes once or twice every episode is especially useful when selling Supergirl dolls. Having different looks in the show is a great way to sell Kara&#039;s different dresses, accessories, playsets, and cosmetics. Her main cast of characters will also change their clothing every episode.The ending of the series leads to her starting her own company and rebranding herself as PowerWoman.What do you think /co/?

Why don't you just spam the front page? It'd get the mod's attention.

>>11085885
How can something be perverted without men?

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Reported for spam.

i like this idea

Show's over, go home.

>>11085898
Oh the ironing.

>>11085814
please somebody respond

>>11085915
Fuck off.

inb4 someone seriously replies just to spite me

>>11085915
>>11085920
You are not fooling me.

>>11085915
What do you want me to respond with? I'm jealous of you. I hate that I don't have somebody like that and it's very unlikely that it will ever happen in the future.

>>11085900
Reported for reporting me.

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>>11085806
Siztra just got OWNED
Holy fuck.

>>11085941
Ban evasion is still against the rules.

etst

Keep up the good work spamming /jp/ with DelayClose.

>>11085935
I was never banned for that post.

>>11085953
>spamming /jp/ with DelayClose

No. Spam must be posted by hand. This is the only way to show your love and dedication.

You lame-ass posers who automate everything should die.

>>11085966
I agree. People who spam that way are usually just teenagers who do it for attention and a feeling of authority. There's no soul to it.