/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wish those boxers didnt sell out.

I'd buy them right now if I knew a place

That shirt make you looked like have four hands.
Should be done more convincing.

>>11079303
You can buy them online but they're expensive because it was a limited edition thing at reitaisai ages ago.

Sanae is flat chested!

I would

>>11079321

where

i'll do it right now

>>11079329
I'd like it if not for the glasses and all the black parts.

>>11079329
I don't know whether to hate this guy or give him mad respect.

He killed a bunch of dakimakura to make that outfit, but at the same time he's wearing the outfit. It's pretentious, but the dedication is pretty awe-inspiring.

>>11079329

all that and still, the most shameful part is the shoes

>>11079383
obscure japanese auction sites

>>11079403
Nah. They're just Creepers I think. Though the sole is ridiculously thick.

I have the materials to make good quality shirts for about 4$ each. Thanks for the idea OP

only if i could also wear this

>>11079487
Do you have a high res image of this or something similar?

>>11079495
no

>>11079494
You would be arrested

jaypee fashion thread?

>>11079914
>/jp/
>fashion
That's an oxymoron

>>11079409
The hell would the product be called

Found them
http://www.moeyo.com/2011/04/goods_touhou-project_peropero-trunks.html

>>11079914

>>11079914
i have this

>>11079494
>>11079516

You know what to do, weebs.

I really want this

>>11079939
What's written there?

>>11079985
ecstacy of center outflow

>>11079982

Jinta's shirt from Ano Hana right?

>>11079999
>>11079999
>>11079999

>>11079999
Yeah

>>11079999

>>11080005
I want to brush /jp/'s teeth while he dresses like cirno

>>11080034
T-that's not a toothbrush

>>11080034
*whips out toothbrush*

otaku fashion with milk!

>>11079977
what store

>>11080127
Yoshinoya

Is there any online store that does custom design t-shirts for cheap?

I really want to get a t-shirt that says "wch 2hu wud u fuck?" and one with "Get out of /jp/" Marisa pic on it.

I also wouldn't mind a t-shirt with the pic related.

Alright, I happen to have a pair of the boxers, now where can I get that Sanae shirt?

I need to achieve my true form.

>>11081053

Not going to lie, those look kind of comfy

>>11081053
Oh dear.

>>11081053
Where do you put your balls?

>>11081076
Jap betas don't have balls.

>>11081076
In my mouth.

What kind of clothes does /jp/ actually wear?

>>11084843
T shirt and pants. Collared button down if it's cold.

>>11084843
band shirt, work boots, slim dark jeans, rubber bands on each wrist its a habit

>>11084843
girls underwear, i don't leave th house so I have no other clothes

>>11084843
White T shirts and boxers.

>>11084843
I don't usualy leave the house much so I just wear a shirt and panties. If there are visitors I will put on some shorts and socks.

If I have to leave the house I will put on a better top with a bra and either a skirt or shorts. If it's cold I wear a jacket and if it's REALLY cold like in the winter I have a scarf and hat.

>>11084947
are you a girl?

>>11084843
I buy plain shirts for eight dollars each, and get a good assortment. That way I have variety and can throw them away as new cum rags because I'm not gonna keep wearing old shirts like some hobo.
Levi 511's are all you really need for everyday pants wear, and they last quite a while.
For shoes I have a few boat shoes and moccasins.
When it gets cold I have a canvas bomber.

das it mane

>>11084947
Please date me

I will be kind to you

I beg you to give me a chance

>>11084843
Pajamas because I spend most of my day in bed.

>>11084964
Um, yes?

>>11084967
I'm already in a relationship... sorry...

>>11084989
too obvious the comma after um gave it away

>>11084989
I'll do anything for you I beg you to listen please

I getm money every month from the governement but I hardly use it so I just put it in the bank, I'll let you take most of it if you just date me please

>>11084843
When I go outside, usually a plain T-shirt and jeans/shorts, hoodie if its cold. If I'm actually going OUT to a social occasion, a long-sleeve collar shirt and necktie with long pants. Of course this rarely ever happens so I wear anything in the house, usually no pants.

>>11084974
Cute!

>>11085050
>necktie
lol

>>11085019
Listen, you can't just do something like that. If you try to buy a girl they will just take advantage of you.

You will find someone who genuinely loves you if you keep looking, okay? Just don't act so desperate...

lol, i want that shit. where would i even get otaku-ish clothing like this /jp/?

>>11079296
No

but i will wear that in my funeral

>>11085064
What's so funny? You wanna fucking fight kiddo?

>>11084843

>>11085398

>>11085404
>shirt too large, discolored at the base.
Pants too long

>>11085398
>Basketball shorts
might as well have pitch black skin, nigger

>>11085398
>>11085404
hahahaha fag

>>11085404
looksl ike a NEET

very good!!

>>11079985
"If I work, I lose"

>>11085487

>>11085487
Guy on the left would look fine without the hat, like your average coworker.
Middle guy looks 14 years old and buttoned the bottom button, looking silly like a box.

>pinstripe suit and white tie
that one is obvious

i wear this around town

>>11085501
That's pretty stupid since people who wear fedoras are more likely to support feminism and behave like white knights.

This is my favorite /jp/ t-shirt.

>>11079977
God damn I want those. I would pay good fucking money for them.

>>11085501
This is too perfect.

>>11086202
>Feelio when out of stock everywhere

>>11086222
That or the Reimu/Marisa one. Like holy shit. Someone could start making that shit and become rich by selling them for 50 bucks.

>>11085501
If you're not a libertarian get out of /jp/.

>>11086232
I would love to wear that.

Yes. It'd be amusing.

>outside

Normies please go.

>>11086232
>/jp/

>>11086263
I don't want it anymore.

Something my buddy snapped of me while I was in class.

>>11085398
I think I have those same socks. The pads at the bottom are comfy as hell.

>>11086311
>1371972978350.jpg

>>11086315
You've seen through his ruse!

>>11079914
>>11079941
Me too, but I don't have the courage to wear it outside.
Sure, people wouldn't get the reference but I wouldn't know what to say when people ask.
Why did I think it'd be a good idea to buy this?

>>11086318
Just tell them it means "Strength" or something.

I wish I could find a nice local shop that does low-order/single custom t-shirts with graphics that aren't printed onto the shirt, but rather dyed into the fabric. I'd get all sorts of t-shirts if I found a place like that. I love these white t-shirts but it gets a bit old wearing the same four or five over and over.

I'd like to get another pack or two and get them customized.

>>11086221
Maybe if you're a tumblr feminist.

>>11086318
What's so hard about just explaining it?

Polo shirts, solid colored t-shirts, jeans, slacks, and running shoes or nice shows when the situation demands it. I wear a baseball cap everywhere too because I don't like people trying to make eye contact.

>>11086324
So you want me to tell them I'm walking around with a shirt saying "strength"? That's even worse than the truth.

>>11086334
Well, I was assuming since you're a /jp/ poster you're ripped as HELL, so it'd make sense.

>>11086333
>Polo
eeew

>>11086337
Anyone who is 'strong' on /jp/ either has retard strenght or are a /fit/ crossposter.

>>11086338
Polos get the bitches brah

>>11086341
explain this image /jp/

>>11086341
Holy FUG why is Ayase so cute?

>>11086346
VN ending I suppose.

>>11086344
>/fit/ crossposter.
Nope, I hate that place. I list but goddamn is that place normalfag central.

>>11086344
Just get the fuck out.

>>11086344
Even /jp/ can be strong as fuck

http://www.mediafire.com/download/gbdvu9xp2u2g0iu/Convict+Conditioning.pdf

>>11086349
Ah, so they're (left to right, top to bottom) Kirino end, Kuroneko end, Ayase end, ??? end (who's the busty blond lady and why don't the kids look like her... kanako end if the busty blond lady is unrelated?), Manami end and Saori end?

>>11086352
U MENA this

>>11086356
KanaKana without her hair dyed

>>11086359
Damn, wud fug.

>>11086352
>>11086358
Gross. I want to have my face deep in the pubic hair of a man whose big fat round belly I'll be able to see when looking up.

>>11086359
how the FRIGG did kanako go from flat loli body to that

>>11086362
Go back to one of your gay boards, faggot. We only talk about lifting, touhous and lifting touhous here.

>>11086367
But I like Yuugi, I just think muscular men are bland.

>>11086366
Pregnancy.

>>11086222
>>11086228
Is there a pic like this of the Reimu and Marisa one?

>>11086366
>>11086363
Wait, I meant thats the Kanako end where she can be seen with black twintails with her daughter. The blonde is bridget, her idol friend.

>>11086372

Who MADOHOMU here?

>>11079296
The real question here would be: Would you want to own this?

>>11086396
I know what present ZUNbar is going to get on his 30th birthday.

Now all is left is his address.. anyone?

>>11081023
I own the first one for like a year.

>>11084843
When my normal brother forces me out of the house, generally a fitting t-shirt and slim jeans with Converse. Sometimes a beanie that I got that had my middle name on it if my hair looks bad. I buy most of my stuff from H&M because my brother often drags me there, it's cheap, and it's the only place that sells XS so I don't have to resort to buying from the boys' section.

When I'm sleeping or browsing from my bed, usually a white t-shirt and boxer brief underwear with socks.

>>11086341
Top left would be great because he'd be happy and rich.

Top right would be great because he'd be happy.

Middle left would be great because he'd be happy and rich.

Middle right would be great because . . . actually, I don't know why you'd want to do that.

Bottom right would be great because he'd be fucking loaded.

Bottom left . . . just kill him, that's not a life.

>>11086263
>>11086271
Don't give up hope anon, it doesn't look bad on everyone.

>>11087009
would she fuck me????

>>11086999
Would wear all of them. Nice trips btw

>>11087009
Oh boy, she's HELLa cute!

>>11087009
I want her to stab me

What's with all the Fedora shit?

Cool hipsters use berets.

>>11084843
t-shirt and jean shorts all the time. that's it really.

>going outside
Go back to tumblr

>>11087129

I fail to see the logical connection between going outside and being a tumblr user.

>>11087009
>Commit Seppeku

>>11087131
>jp
>logic

>>11087131
>logic
People complain about anime threads. Yet one of the main themes of living an otaku life is being absorbed by japanese media and entertainment.
People make constant shitty ironic threads, and they end up successful with over 200+ replies
People make perfectly normal threads that hold true to all standards of otaku life, and abide by all of 4chans board rules, and they still get trolled and shitposted / banned.
People talk about the outside world, and are called normalfags
People talk about hating the outside world, and are called losers / Neets / are told to go outside.
>Legitimately believing /jp/ is anything other than a cesspool of shitposters and autists.
What logic?

>>11087131
Don't worry it's just some autist acting up again and trying too hard to fit in.

>>11087228
>claim someone else is trying to hard to fit in
doifitinyetguize.jpeg

>>11087227
/jp/ is like brain damage general

>>11087228
>>/jp/ was never shut-ins you guise

Crazy Anon trying to rewrite board history again.

>>11087227
>one of the main themes of living an otaku life is being absorbed by OTAKU media and entertainment

FTFY

>>11087235
>implying I give a fuck whether people here like me or not

>>11087228
Get out, neurotypical.

>>11087238
it wasn't, we have them but not all of us are.

>>11087243
Yes, excuse me, I stand corrected.
>Otaku stems from being engrossed by and enchanted by japans main themes of entertainment and culture driven media, including but not limited to, physical dress, multi-media platforming, Video games, and animated series

>>11087237
I agree completely.

>>11087249
>>I'm not, therefore nobody else is

Take your pills dude.

Now you faggots wrecked a thread. Good job trashbags.

>>11087257
sure I love my pills, then I'll come back with even less fucks to give

Look at the normies whining about not being accepted

>>11087228
It was a joke you faggot.
See
>>11087227
for details about how to fit in and what threads to make / not to make
>aka, don't make threads at all, because no matter what thread it is, surely enough you won't fit in and your thread will be trashed by some 19 year old faggot who thinks his own existence is the pinnacle of what a poster on /jp/ should actually be and believes that shitposting in your thread validates his tastes, and ruins yours, and actually believes leaving immediately after telling you how much of a faggot you are / how shitty your thread is will surely show you who's boss round deez partz
>Implying i'm waiting for your response
Don't bother faggot.

>>11087246
nope

Any Star Trek 0taku here?

>>11087279
>by some 19 year old faggot

>pretending 19 year olds aren't adults

watch out we got a badass over here!

>>11087249
You need to go back to tumblr with all your normie friends.

>>11087290
They're not, period.
Go fuck yourself. you tween cunt.

>>11087311
whoa okay dude you're probably like 23 i should respect my elders orz

>>11087299
No I think I'll stay and piss on you tryhard autists some more here. After all you whining faggots are what ruined /jp/ anyways.

>>11087311
oh no a bitter old person, what's wrong wishing you were in your teens again?

>>11087290
>watch out we got a badass over here!

Nice reddit meme xD

>>11087315
>>11087330
Just gonna say this now, you both sound like faggots who drifted here from deviantart.
Fuck off back to reddit or whatever fuckhole you popped out from faggots.
>ruined /jp/
>implying /jp/ was ever good hurr durr
Summer sure is in full swing today.

>>11087349
>thinking that actually originated on reddit

people have been using that line for years, where have you been? Living under a rock?

>>11087376
HAHAAHHAHAHAHA I've been here since the very beginning and I'm not leaving. My god some of you people are fucking pathetic wastes of air.

Its always strange to me that people come here from /v/ and then unironically say things about us being pathetic or virgins like its supposed to be a big surprise or insult us.

There needs to be a /jp/ rulebook or at least a cheat sheet for them

>>11087429
I only go here you delusional faggot, we don't need more rules. We need less elitist cunts that would be better off just killing themselves since they don't want to live their lives anyways.

>>11087450
>We need less elitist cunts
You're in the wrong place

>>11087461
I'm in the right place and I'm never moving.

>>11087315
>>11087330
>>11087403
>>11087386
>saying something idiotic / shitposting
>being mad when someone responds and ends up making you look like an autist
>revert to name calling and ironic shitposting
>someone else does same
>claim it was all a clever ruse
Hide your powerlevel.
As long as any threads on /jp/ don't go the way at least ONE person in the thread wants it to go, every single thread on /jp/ will get shitposted in by faggots who think saying something like
>hurr take ur anime and fuck off to >>>/a/
>this thread is shit and your tastes are shit
>this shit doesn't belong in /jp/
is what'll fix this board, and honestly, HONESTLY believe that they're doing anyone a favor or service and actually believing themselves when they say to themselves
>pffft, i totally showed that faggot
after shitposting in someones thread, that it actually worked.

This isn't >>>/b/, >>>/a/, or >>>/v/
Bring your stupid in-board meme bullshit, ironic shitposting, and shitty fucking cross board jokes back the fuck to where you came from faggots.

>>11087466
Well then good luck with your crusade, LOL

>>11087450
Elitism is the only thing barely saving /jp/ from crossboarders and janitors

>>11087502
Exactly.

>>11087502
There isn't many crossboarders here, just people people you don't like. This place is already too moderated thanks to people who complain too much. It's not saving anything, it's just derailing threads and turning then into a argument that never goes anywhere.

>>11087513
>not even 5 lyfe

>>11087513
Would wear.

>>11087513
That's a pretty ugly T-shirt, would not wear.

>>11087478
holy fucking shit christ mother of cock, I swear to fuck i have NEVER, in all my fucking years of being on this shithole we call Earth, met a faggot even nearing the scale of fucking stupid fucking faggotry that you operate on you worthless sack of crap. Your entire fucking existence is an affront to any sort of deity that has the misfortune of watching over this world that you taint with your presence. I doubt anyone that knows you in person can even be bothered to put up with your shit and i dont blame them. I feel so angry thinking of all the people that die on a daily basis in the world and yet you, you of all fucking people continue to draw breath.
In short, you are one stupid motherfucker, one stupid ugly smelly motherfucker, a worthless bastard beneath even the lowliest a creatures. Fuck You.

>>11087524
>just people people
Stopped reading right there.

>>11087478
>>>/pol/

>>11087540
>christ mother of cock
Stopped reading right there
tl:dr
mad.

>>11087540
If I'm not being hated by losers like you, I'm doing something wrong. Go fuck yourself.

>>11087552
>me telling people to fuck off to their boards
>you telling me to fuck off to another board simply for typing something longer than 10 words.
I got #rekt

>>11087561
"omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park" - You. ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit angr. SUMBUDY IS ANALLY ANGUISHED its lik u r seeding wit raeg

>>11087552
>/r/
>/hr/

>>11087529
Dammit...

>>11087569
I never understood these kinds of posts.

Are they ironic? I find it hard to believe a nerd thinks he is ``owning'' someone by coming up with a poorly worded insult.

>>11087608
They're funny, and protected /jp/ heritage from the good old days.

If you don't get that kind of humour, you're on the wrong board.

>>11086311
i feel like if he played it off as a one-time gag, lots of girls would be attracted to him. One is already giggling!

but not if he does that every day

>>11087647

>good old days

How new are you?

>>11086120

気色悪い

>>11086344
/fit/ is even worse than /jp/

When I was a kid, I was playing soul caliber 2 on xbox with my best friend. We were stuck on the last level of a dungeon for like an hour and a half. Well, I wasn't stuck, he was stuck. He wasn't big on watching other people be remotely happy. I hadn't held a controller yet that day. We had been in front of the TV since 11 in the morning and it was already 2 o'clock, so he was kinda in a tense state. Naturally, he went to rage quit, but realizing he couldn't save until he beat the dungeon, gave me the controller and left the room. I played the boss four times, and on the fourth time I won. I was so excited, I went to find him to tell him. I walked from the den through the kitchen and rounded the corner to go to his room, and in the hallway in front of his door, he and his bleached haired friend Brad were having sex. I turned around and went back to playing. I had seen some messed up stuff by the time I was that age (nine), so it didn't really phase me, but it kinda stuck for a while. Today, I saw your post and thought, "that's the gayest thing I have ever seen" and for a second I doubted myself and thought about walking in on those two.
I stand by my thought.
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

>>11087009
Added to my milk folder. Thanks.

>>11087608
The purpose of those types of image macros and posts is to bait newfags into engaging full on autism mode and to laugh and watch as they meticulously type out a response full of grammatical corrections thinking that the person who typed it up is being serious while trying to come up with actual insults.

And if it fails to do its job, the poster can fall back on "ironic shitposting" and "symbolic trolling" as a means of discarding / annexing any insults directed at them and claim butthurt and analcannon blasted as a direct result of the horribly written / sloppily composed shitposting attempt if you attempt to point out how either they said something autistic, or are trying 2 hard.

In other words, It's like a double headed coin, both sides of it are trolling.

Just report the post, hide it, and move the fuck on you autist.

>>11087751
10/10
Kept me hooked entire time.
Lost it at
>"saw your post and thought, "that's the gayest thing I have ever seen" and for a second I doubted myself"

>>11080147
Could you provide me with further details?
Store website, maybe?

>>11089089
http://www.yoshinoya.com/

This is an awful thread. I can't tell who's serious and who isn't anymore. I'm scared.

If you guys actually are "crossboarding", please refrain from doing so in the future. Thank you.

>>11089839
Just another day on 4chan really

http://perplexitees.com/store/
announce to the public what a filthy crossboarder you are