/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>he doesn't know milkchan

Fap to her bunny costune cosplays. Tight outfit, considerable cleavage. Gets my motors running every time.

Stereotypes aside, do girls like the idea of internet strangers masturbating to them?

I think I'd feel very uncomfortable about it, and I'm male.

Obviously people do masturbate to milk, but does she like that idea? Does it make her feel good, is it just something she has learned to live with, or does she feel awkward about it?

All "she loves it she's a slut xD" responses aside, what does she and people like her think about all this? If milk could respond directly, I'd really like to know. But I'm guessing she won't since it doesn't seem like a very fashionable question to answer.

>>11072458
Source?

I need to know this is milk.

Because if it is...

HNNNNNNNNGGG

>>11072458
Do it right, nerd.

>>11072466
http://welcomeunknown.tumblr.com/

>>11072458
Milk has legs!

>>11072452
Everyone, male or female, wants to feel desirable to the opposite sex.

>>11072471
I don't. I want to be invisible. If someone desired me, I'd cry and want to be dead.

>>11072452
She probably enjoys it immensely, seeing how she is rather promiscuous.

(Typing this post made me smile so widely I couldn't keep my eyes open!)

>>11072452
I'm a girl and I like the idea of making the cute boys on /jp/ happy. I'm so much of a pathetic loser that the attention would make my life feel worthwhile but I'm too shy to do it.

>>11072480
At least you are not a monster

>>11072480
Then you should find some other outlet, I think. Learn to draw or bake or something, post pictures. I guarantee people will respond to you favourably.

Though your post is cute and made me happy, but I'm still a little reserved as to what your motives are. You could be a nice person or very evil, it remains to be seen.

>>11072480
are you a fujoshi

>>11072480

you can make me happy maybe if you don't mind... i'm a cute /jp/ boy who likes holding hands ;)

>>11072480
Kill yourself you fucking whore.

feel when you print out a picture of milky and laminate it so that you can put it on the top of your daki and make out with her picture while fug a fleshlight strapped to her and then cum inside of milk every other day

>>11072492
she could very well be a monster. dont assume anything. She might get off on betraying you.

>>11072515
My dream is to find Milk one day and cut her limbs so I can have use her as dakikamura

>>11072508
thats nice

but i like holding other things

>>11072526
That doesn't sound very nice. Imagine a limbless person. It's kind of gross.

But I do like the idea of capturing milk and cutting her. She'd let out the cutest little screams. I wouldn't permanently injure her (I'm not some uber hardcore fetishist) but I love the idea of milk letting out little squeaks as she's pinned down and I'm harming her.

>>11072526
Maybe you should just copy me instead, then you can fug milk any time you want without having to become a criminal.

>>11072494
Thanks, I'm glad I made someone a little happy just by posting. Like I said I'm pathetic so I couldn't do anything cool like drawing or baking. Literally the only way I can get attention is the fact that I'm a girl.

>>11072495
No.

>>11072532

thats lewd! but if its you...i don't mind

>>11072557
Oh. Well I am a fujoshi.

>>11072557
Where do you live (country)?

>>11072557

Baking is pretty easy. Baking well enough to post about it.. well, I guess that might be harder

I am glad you are resisting the urge to be lewd, even if it's only because of shyness. Remember Anon, lewdness is for perverts! We've got enough perverts on /jp/ as it is!

Like >>11072538, look at this gross pervert! Jeez! Whatever happened to being nice and pure and lighthearted and innocent? What an awful person

>>11072557
Is this the birth of a new /jp/ idol?

>>11072557
The chances that this is a troll or attention whore post is near 100%, but whatever, I have a bottle of vodka and a case of distilled water.

First of all, you need to deal with the self esteem issues, the kind of person that attacts is only beasts that will hurt you and take advantage of you. You CAN fake self confidence, its not hard. Dont over do it, dont be loud, but its okay to smile when some one compliments you. Dont go fishing for compliments, or push them away. If you see someone looking at you, its okay to talk to them, but dont if they are staring. Hold your back tight, and keep you shoulder taunt. This shows power, assuming you are in good shape. If you are not in good shape, start to get in good shape.

Associate only with people you look up to. You are never too pathetic, regardless of what you think, to talk to someone. If they think you are too pathetic for them, then they are not good enough for you, and have issues of their own. Take let downs and insults with stride.

You are not a girl, you need to keep that in mind. To 90% of the population, you are another human, and will be treated as such.
Treat others with respect and they will return it.

come on shy-chan post feetz I want to dedicate my milk to you

*cries over spilled milk*

tl note: spilled milk is semen

>>11072590
>I have a boner and a case of vodka

>>11072590
What the fuck.

>>11072557

can you post a picture of your legs? i really like knee high socks

I want fem/jp/er legs and I want it now.

>>11072590
Kill yourself out of /jp/ you neurotypical nuthugger apologist.

I want milky to stream so I can masturbate to her

Please /jp/ don't stoop this low.

>>11072590
cont'

Keep your self clean and in good shape. This will help you respect yourself as well as others respect you. Learn something better then anyone else in the world. Just some little thing that you are an expert at. This is something that you can keep pride in. Meditate daily, and don't drink, do drugs, or smoke. I know this ironic coming from someone drinking, but I am remembering someone that died yesterday, so its unusual for me.

Watch people constantly, but dont stare. See what they say and do, and compare it to someone else. How does that person act? Does it change when they are with different people?

Have something that makes you unique, but dont call attention to it. Maybe you carry a nice camera, or have a small tattoo that you designed yourself. Dont try to be someone else. Its okay to be sad, but dont dwell on it. I dont feel emotions too good, its just how I wired, but I see thaty when people seem happy, they are happy, and so is everyone else. Dont stress the little things, you won after all, just by being alive. Think of how many people where never alive, or did not make it as far as you did! Thats something to celebrate every day. Find someone you can talk to, and tell everything, you dont need to, but its good to have thst person if something happens.

I don't know what else, just be happy, and remember that doing this will make others around you happy.

>>11072624
Go to bed, dude.

>>11072618
No, I'm in love.

>>11072590
>>11072624

Anon

Anon go to bed, you're drunk

milk's new hair color!

>>11072733
meh, boring color

she should try blue and become teh rei

>>11072733
"TEE HEE I HOPE I DON'T INCLUDE ANY *ACCIDENTAL* CLEAVAGE IN THIS SHOT XDD OH WAIT THERE'S SOME WELL NVM l-O-L"

>>11072733
Her eyes look like Tokiko's.

Seriously, enlarge the image. It's fucking creepy.

>>11072733
Ｌ O Ｌ
Look at her trying to use the glasses and her boobs to draw attention away from that nose.

>>11072733
She looks good without makeup. Not too sure about the black hair, though.

>>11072777
>without make up
She has pounds of cover up on.

>>11072784
>Hello I JUST woke upn and have zero makeup on, black hair!
milk doesn't lie.

>>11072779
I always thought the nose thing was a joke up until now, but holy shit. She looks like a cartoon character.

>>11072733
Very obvious foundation is "no makeup" now?

lol k

>>11072794
Looks like she has some on her upper eyes too.

>>11072779
>>11072789
Her nose isn't that big. Are you just saying this because you dislike her?

>>11072807
No, it is that big. You're just a white knight.

>>11072807
No, seriously, it's big.

Or rather, wide.

My nose is the same, but it's more that I have flared nostrils. Her entire nose is large.

>>11072733
black hair doesn't suit her :/

I need pics of milk fans to fap.
Post ur picss boys

>>11072825
:/

>>11072794

I don't actually know enough about makeup to know what foundation is. What signs of it are on her face?

>>11072825
>>11072830
Welp!

I don't want to masturbate, but milk is making it so hard.

Fuck you, milk. You stupid slut.

>>11072813
>>11072818
Okay. I just feel like there's plenty of more negative traits you could point out. "Her eyes are too far apart", "She looks like shit without makeup or photoshop", or "She's way too skinny", just to name a few.

>>11072827

>>11072836
That's what skin looks like with foundation on...

>>11072836
It's face makeup.

>>11072836
Generally, girl-skin is unsmooth because of all the make-up they have applied, so they have to keep applying foundation. Foundation makes skin look smooth and the same colour, and it's what you apply before other make-up.

Of course, it's possible she just photoshopped her face.

>>11072846
You didn't answer his question.

>>11072850

Thank you for the explanation Anon-chan!

>>11072827

>>11072866
Post the ``unphotoshopped'' one!

>>11072881
They can't, they're just talking out their ass because hating on milk is "cool."

>>11072881
Wow it's like this boy has never even looked at a female before.

>>11072878

>>11072846
>>11072847
>>11072850
How can you tell she has foundation on in the picture?

You guys really need to learn about make up. It's important to know when girls are trying to trick you.

>>11072888
Wow that picture is even worse than the fuck an anime one

>>11072887
No, it's more like I'm a guy and don't know shit about makeup.

>>11072893
Look at your skin.
Look at a girl's skin.
Notice the difference.

>>11072886
holy FUCK this queer is getting owned

>>11072888
I'm jelly of that jaw.

>>11072886
When was the last time you've even seen a girl in person?

>>11072888
This picture is hilarious. It's one of those images that makes me laugh out loud every time it's posted.

>>11072915
He's seen milk "in person" on his monitor.

lel

>>11072915
Today asshole.

>>11072906
Just answer my original question. >>11072881

>>11072916
>laugh out loud
Reading that made me laugh.

You girls are just jealous Milk has nice skin and you don't

>>11072925
You're too much of a dumbass to explain it to.

If I was a girl I'd downplay my attractive qualities so I look better in-person.

>>11072929
Anyone can have nice skin with enough cake.

>>11072929
Jealous of a semen dumpster?

I don't think so.

Mandatory thread image

>>11072929
Anyone who hates on milk is just a jealous girl or a bitter virgin.