/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wanna fuk dose bitchez.

anyone else wanna fuck a real japanese babe? Would they mind that my dick is only 16cm and very thin + I have phismosis?

I got japanese tv and there is always baseball or basketball on Jsports

>>11071209
If you can pay you can play

>>11071211
Can you even have vaginal sex with phismosis?

>>11071214
>phismosis

I just google imaged it

>>11071195
They like Baseball. It's a national sport over there.

>>11071222
Simply Owned. Nelson HAHA

>>11071209

They deal with worse anyway so go ahead.

>>11071214
Of course you can, vaginas are super wet so it just glides right in.

>>11071522
What if the girl isnt aroused/ wet?

>>11071195
They like baseball.
They call soccer, soccer.
They're the best at American football, outside of America.
Basketball is kinda big in schools.

>>11071541
It's always wet.

>>11071558
Like heck it is ya liar. I had sex once when I was 13 and the girl was so dry I couldnt even get a centimeter of my penis in.

Yes, because only faggots like European sports.

Men
>America
>Canada
>Japan
>A few assorted countries I don't care to remember the name of

Fags
>Europe
>Middle East
>South America

>>11071581
Guess who plays the manlier version of your handegg.

>>11071575
She was too young to get wet.

>>11071585
she was 16.

I want to see the bottom of the left girl. You can't just show me a peak of those panties pressed into her and not show the rest.

>>11071588
>Britain
>Europe

I'd consider them in the middle between manliness and faggotry.
Cause Rugby is pretty sweet, if only they would ditch the gay sports like cricket.

>>11071600
I thought the Australians played rugby?>>1

>>11071588
The Irish.

Football (not soccer) is the only real sport in the world.

It is the clashing between two teams of titans. They charge at each other and you can hear the earth shake as these behemoths collide with each other. No other sport offers the same degree of sheer intensity and power as football does.

>>11071609
Do you even read this thread you fucking piece of shit?

>>11071604
Australians aren't so bad either. I didn't call them faggots now did I?
They should get more into basketball and football like the Japanese did. And perhaps baseball.

Canada is cool because they play hockey, but that doesn't sound good for Australia.

>>11071618
I'm going to trash you kid, fucking indecisive faggots like you should be slain. Stop making facts up as you go.

>>11071618
They had a football player and a basketball player drafted this year.

>>11071625
How am I indecisive?
I didn't even list any facts.

I stated who were the fags and who were the MEN.
I listed Canada as MEN, but I didn't list Australia or Britain in either groups, so they are neither MEN nor fags.

>>11071600
Britain is European no matter how much that mudslime infested washout of an empire likes to pretend they're special snowflakes.

>>11071639
That's the point, you didn't list any facts. Go kill yourself before I slit your throat you worthless piece of shit.

>>11071600
Rugby is for faggots.

HURR DURR SWEATY MEN SCRUMMING SO MANLY.

Cricket is the ultimate combination of a gentleman's sport and manly athleticism.

>>11071649
1 on 1 faggot, I'll wreck you.

>>11071664
What do you want to get fucked in, bub?

They have that one sport where you run at a pole or something. That's pretty manly.

like any of you autistic fucks play sport never mind watch

>>11072134

>play sport never mind watch

So somehow in your head, you think sitting on your fat ass watching is somehow a bigger accomplishment than actually playing?

>you autistic fucks

Oh irony!

>>11071222
what are you even doing on /jp/ if you haven't seen a scene with a girl eating smegma out of phimosis dick before?

>>11072316

If he actually had phimosis she wouldn't be able to get the skin back far enough to even get to the smegma. It was probably just a virgin faggot who never tried puling it back

>>11071609
american egghand compared to rugby is like amateur boxing to pros.
when they get the safety pads off, the world will finally recognize it as an actual sport