/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Get off the stage

Uhhh okaaaaay....

I just fapped and now I feel like I have to piss urgently but nothing will come out.

>>11066987
Do you have that burning feel?

>>11067001
It shouldn't burn, just like press against the nothingness in your dick, i don't know

>>11066987
I hate when you piss right after a fap and your stream splits in half.

>>11066986
How come if you type　``あずにゃん'' in google IME there's a ``あずにゃんペロペロ'' autocomplete?

what awesome japanese meme am I missing

>>11067019

>>11067001
What does it mean if I do?

>>11067030
You're a normal.

>>11067030
I don't know. Sometimes it happens to me when I try and pee after cumming.

>>11067019

>>11067044
>>11067029

how come we have two threads discussing the burning feeling when you pee after ejaculating at the same time

Does anyone else get this extreme rush of anger and emotion and it makes you feel like breaking shit and punching holes through walls and screaming at the top of your lungs and playing really loud music sometimes for no particular reason at all?

It's like an itch you have to stratch, like you have to fuck something up or do something to release it or else you just won't feel good.

Yesterday I was eating a sandwich and I did some really weird swallow and the bread went into my nose and I had to blow it out of my nose

It was scary as heck

>>11067088
How the fuck do you swallow through your nose, that is impossible

>>11067098
You read that wrong bro.

>>11067098
It went from his mouth up into his nose.

>>11067098
I don't know! I did some weird motion while swallowing and it ended up in my nose from the inside

>I'm so in love with a girl I know... She has such a flat yet smooth chest and an adorable loli face and attitude... She looks twelve even if she's 18

Are you fucking me? Except I changed into a girl and became one of her best friends though I still want to hit that. I hope we aren't talking about the same girl haha

>>11067110
get the FUCK out

>>11067114
I'm sorry anonymous

I'll leave

>>11067110
You can't change genders

>>11067110
You have your own board, scum, don't go around saying things like:
> I changed into a girl

>>11067124
omg cis scum just get out

>>11067110
How do you change into a girl?

>>11067080
I break things when I'm angry but it only makes me ashamed after

I've broken keyboards, mouses, desks

I also slap myself in the face really hard and punch my legs until they hurt

>>11067130
Found the autism

>>11067130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

Do you make noises like this guy constantly? Does all of /jp/ do that?

>>11067140
Everyone on /jp/ is like the guy in that video

>>11067140

what is this footage of me doing online?

>>11067140
I'm autistic but I'm not that autismal, and I only go for like 2 or 3 slaps

Also the sad thing is if they give that guy a computer and a keyboard, he'll be able to communicate with them correctly but they haven't. Even the most autistic of autists can communicate normally via computers

Does that medicine to make you look like a girl really work?

>>11067162
>autismal
How come I still find autism hilarious? It's been like 2 years since we started saying this, and yet, seeing the word ``autismal'' still cracks me up.

>>11067179
>>>/b/

>>11067162
Autistic people were just born too early, they're super-intelligent transhumanists.

>>11067175
Yes
It takes like half a year or more to make you look like a girl though

The main thing is the estrogen and lack of testosterone makes your face get fatter and thus softer

>>11067179
autism became an insult lol, even though most of the people on this board have autistic tendencies

>>11067194
>became
>lol
I thought I told you to get the FUCK out.

>>11067140
I only occasionally make goat-like noises when extremely stressed. Not even that autistic. Sometimes I also rub my head repeatedly against a pillow or rythmically hit the table or clap. Again, only when really stressed.

best stoner cat

>>11067215
That's not Azuki Azusa

>>11067047

Yeah, condense your threads faggots. Remember to check the catalogue for a thread catering to all your burning-pee-sensation needs.

Am I the only who can't organize properly his flow of thoughts?
Happens to me all the time, I end up thinking of the most random shit all the time and I can't make sense of it and I end up doing weird things

>>11067126

-->2013
-->not being a shapeshifter

What a faggot.

>>11067241
That's actually one of the symptoms of schizophrenia, you should get that checked out before it becomes something bad.

>>11067245
>>11067245
No thank you. The shame of visiting a mind doctor would be too much for me and my family..

>>11067243

>>11067241
I'm like that with language, though it's mostly because I haven't spoken my native language regularly for many years. When I try to speak it now it usually just ends up as word soup.

>>11067252
It would be better than it end getting worse or transforming in complete schizophrenia

>>11067258
>>11067245

Why are you trying to scare him into thinking he's crazy over nothing? Fuck off.

I find it funny that you think visiting a shrink will help him or stop someone from going "full crazy". It will do nothing but implant a self-fuffiling prophecy in the person confirming that they are "crazy" when they're not, and if it's a psychiatrist than add in brain damage and addiction from mind-altering drugs making you crazier.

>>11067258
I don't think it's that bad. no sense going against the flow anyway, I'll just put with it

I started taking 5 mg Citalopram on monday, and haven't slept since the first dose.

>>11067276
Have fun with your heart attack.

>>11067268
Scientologist pls leave

>>11067289

anti-psychiatry = scientologist

Ignant.

>>11067305
okay sorry
my bad
conspiracy theorists please leave

>>11067330
Fuck off, I love conspiracy theories, let him stay.

>>11067268
Giving medication for shit like anxiety and depression instead of psychotherapy is bad. Medication for things like schizophrenia is a good thing, it's not black and white buttlord

>>11067330

anti-psychiatry = "conspiracy theorist"

straight ignant, I hate that one more than anything because it's completely false, I'm not even accusing anyone of committing any conspiracies.

if you think there's no conspiracy, you should watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqbOl-0UP9o

>>11067353
"Medication", you mean mind altering addictive drugs?

Giving mind altering drugs to a crazy person doesn't sound like it's going to help them. In fact I propose that most of the drugs given to psychotic people are to retard their brains and make them more docile, so they are less of a hassle and a potential threat to others and themselves, not actually to help them or treat anything.

>>11067330
I want to see sanae wife in real life. I would kill to see her real self.

How can someone allegedly so hot marry someone so ugly as Mizuki? Well maybe not ugly but he is pretty old and he does not age well.

She apparently is an artist and makes doujins of some sort but does anyone even know what her works look like? She apparently goes to comiket and other places to sell her work but she does not even have a pixiv and none of her art is on danbooru at least none that came from her.

>>11067140
Is that JonTron?

I live in Italy and I'm going in Mexico tomorrow for two months...Wish me luck.
I hate vacations.
Can't I pass them in my room?

>>11067423
>Vacation
>Mexico

Heh heh heh.......