/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11053559
Lots of orange juice!

>>11053562
Oh yeah? How many glasses?

>>11053566
Four!

i gave your mom some of my vitamin c-men

None

I ate an orange today

A beautiful blows, I stay at the corner

Is there much vitamin C in microwave burgers?

>>11053593
OP is just trying to keep cute /jp/sie's from catching a cold!

Remember to drink plenty of tap water, /jp/! It contains fluoride, which keeps your teeth white and cute.

You do want to be cute, don't you?

>>11053605
No way! Vitamin C increases sperm reproduction! I'd rather bukkake than have shiny teeth!

>>11053610
Why not have both?

>>11053605
b-but Dr. Goldstein, isn't flouride a neurotoxin?

>>11053605
Mesa, AZ and I rate it 2/10.

>>11053605
>fluoride

Damn I want some orange juice...

daily reminder that you should drink at least 2 liters of water a day

>>11053628
>/pol/itician
Thanks for the giggle

>>11053636
What is that?

about three fiddy

>>11053628
Shh, Chaim, they don't need to know.

>>11053640
kidney stones

>>11053644
But kidneys aren't stones!

>>11053636
Um no. You should not drink that much water. The recommended intake is 64 ounces daily, but you have to take into account the amount of water you get from food as well.

Drinking too much water can lead to a condition known as water intoxication and to a related problem resulting from the dilution of sodium in the body, hyponatremia.

When too much water enters the body's cells, the tissues swell with the excess fluid. Your cells maintain a specific concentration gradient, so excess water outside the cells (the serum) draws sodium from within the cells out into the serum in an attempt to re-establish the necessary concentration. As more water accumulates, the serum sodium concentration drops -- a condition known as hyponatremia. The other way cells try to regain the electrolyte balance is for water outside the cells to rush into the cells via osmosis. The movement of water across a semipermeable membrane from higher to lower concentration is called osmosis. Although electrolytes are more concentrated inside the cells than outside, the water outside the cells is 'more concentrated' or 'less dilute' since it contains fewer electrolytes. Both electrolytes and water move across the cell membrane in an effort to balance concentration. Theoretically, cells could swell to the point of bursting.

Vitamin C causes cancer.
That is where the C comes from.

>>11053636
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions#Nutrition.2C_food.2C_and_drink

>Eight glasses or two to three litres of water a day are not needed to maintain health. The amount of water needed varies by person (weight), activity level, clothing, and environment (heat and humidity). Water actually need not be drunk in pure form, but can be derived from liquids such as juices, tea, milk, soups, etc., and from foods including fruits and vegetables.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidney_stones#Prevention
>Increasing fluid intake of citrate-rich foods (especially citrate-rich fluids such as lemonade and orange juice)
>Limiting vitamin C intake

Oh fuck you, dieticians.

None. All's I've had today is a late of curry with some chicken in. There wasn't even any rice. I'm on a diet anyway.

I just want the pyramid back. I don't want to have to care about trans fats or iodized salt. I just want to eat a balanced diet and not get fat.

Today I ate:
Lunch - Mudcake and tea with honey
Dinner - Microwave pirog

What am I doing to myself.

>>11053690
>bread
>healthy
>mfw

buger

>>11053647
>The recommended intake is 64 ounces daily
Sorry, I don't speak American.

I'll have some C tomorrow. It helps with my hangovers and protects me from scurvy.

>>11053665
>Limiting vitamin C intake to less than 1,000 mg (15 gr) per day

That's 2 litres of orange juice.

Do brownies and cupcakes have Vitamin C?

>>11053709
In later revisions they changed it to wholegrain bread and moved white bread up with the bad stuff, now I don't know what the hell is going on.

>>11053754
I used to drink this. Two cartons a day.

Orange juice is so fucking addictive. After a few days the inside of my mouth would swell and shrivel in a weird way, and orange juice stopped quenching my thirst.

Nope, I'm in full anorexia mode right now. I only eat my tea, which is something small, and nothing else. I don't get hungry anymore, I'm losing weight rapidly. I want to lose enough muscle to look like a girl.

I'm on the 5:2 diet right now. It's the best thing ever. They're basically telling me that for two days, I actually have to do LESS work, leaving me more time to enjoyee my NEET lifestyle.

>>11053842
You sound damaged. I want you now.

>>11053842
Enjoy your muscular dystrophy.

>>11053847
atrophy*

>>11053842
please call back when you turn into a girl

>>11053844

Hopefully damaged enough. I was formally not very fat, but fat enough to be worried. If I eat, I put on loads of weight, so this is the best thing that ever happened.

>>11053847

I will anon.

>>11053848

I need to look into a way to put on weight around my butt and hips without putting it on elsewhere, I already have feminine hips, but I don't want my ass to look too bony.

>>11053848
No tits!

>>11053848
Bony clavicles gross me out. I like healthy girls.

>>11053870

They gross me out, but you must understand its incredibly difficult to look like a girl unless you're very thin. If you get too much fat, you'll start getting a male figure again.

>>11053870
>>11053881
fags

>>11053870
You suck.

>>11053859
Brazilian booty lift.

>>11053914

Cool I might try it. I need to get the default frame first though, and work up.

>>11053647

I don't feel healthy if I don't drink at least like 2 liters of water a day. I eat a ton of salty food so I really don't care, in fact it draining sodium is a great thing.

My metabolism is REALLY fast though, I digest food and water like crazy, I could get drunk and be sober 1.5 hours later. Are you in biology classes of some sort? Do you know if abnormally fast metabolism (not suddenly, like that for your entire life) means anything?

>>11053923
>>11053914
Don't forget to do squats to help firm that butt!

The Lunatic Princess drinks "Emergen C" fizzy instant-mix beverage.

>>11053943
How uncute.

>>11053941
not the same guy you're talking to, but I'd guess it's thyroid related

>>11053941
Not that nerd, but I think that's fine.

As for water, you just need to drink enough to stay hydrated. For a typical adult male, that's something like 1.2 litres. But it could be more or less, depending on your body and diet.

But you should definitely cut down on the salt, Anon!

>>11053953
and Monster Energy Zero ULTRA, the kind that comes in the fancy white cans.

>>11053955
I got my thyroid tested before a couple years ago and there was nothing wrong with it. I was apparently fully healthy according to serum tests for everything, despite how unbelievably fucked up I was at the time. Yes I got tested for diabetes too.

>>11053968
If I only drink something like 1.2 liters a day, I start to feel crazy and mentally unhealthy. I need A LOT of water for some reason, to the point where I need to always be peeing clear to feel like a well oiled machine. I don't drink because I'm thirsty either, it just makes me feel good.


Thanks /jp/ doctors.

>>11053989
well you've been tested for diabeetus and do go see a doctor, so I'm with >>11053968 now, you'll be fine. Oh and you have to drink an ungodly amount of water before it becomes a problem health-wise, like, you'd have to be obviously raving nuts to the point where they'd lock you up and shit, to even find yourself attempting to drink enough to fuck up your health.

>>11054012
Or if have the flu and only drink water and don't eat anything, which is pretty common.

>>11054259
A while ago my brother wasn't feeling good due to some contagion or another so he decided he'd drink a lot of water. He drank himself into the hospital.

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

* is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

>>11054265
You need to drink gatorade instead.

>>11054303
yes we already know what water is

>>11054326
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8AdoR0ld9E

Someone told me to put cum on my face for clearer skin the other day, so far it seems like it is helping.

>>11054440
Um, I've got some bad news for you dude.

>>11054493
Have you seen a picture of her?

>>11054486
No, you don't. Cleopatra used to do this all over her skin, and it worked.

>>11054493
I still have bad news for you.

It only works if it's someone else's semen.

>>11054513
Not a bad news then =)

>>11054523
I meant that it was bad news because it means you've been wasting your time up until this point.

>>11053559
1263 IUs

>>11054595
That's 61 bananas. too lewd

How many people here take vitamin D supplements?

>>11055981

I will be doing soon. Is it true that NEETs age slower because of less exposure to the Sun?

>>11055997
I don't think so. I prematurely aged due to stress.

>>11055997
NEET != Hikki

>>11056190

Fine then, hikki.

>>11053559
1.5 grams. We must stay vigilant against the cold menace.

My mom rarely gets me fruits.