/jp/ - Otaku Culture

buy dolls

I would touch my flat chest and hard nipples.

>>11041707
I wouldn't do anything lewd. I'm not a slut.

I'd learn to become a good housewife.

I would just do regular things, but as a loli. I know deep in my heart that if I was a loli, I would be happy.

butu i am a little girl opp!!

>>11041719
oppai

>/jp/ being the little girl

Play touhou and go on /jp/ and wish everyday I was a grown man

>>11041722
Who are you quoting?

Masturbate.

I'd probably buy pretty and cute clothes. I think the best part of being a little girl would be going to school, and making friends!

>>11041723
Do you ever wonder that in some bizarro universe, that's actually the case? In online games and stuff instead of middle-aged men pretending to be little girls, little girls are pretending to be middle-aged men.

What if this life is a game? What if the person controlling me is actually a loli?

We're lolis, anon.

>>11041733
It's like girls with that fetish for older men.

>>11041724

/jp/

I'd like to sing.

>>11041734
Does that real?

>>11041745
It's a popular trait for female otaku in anime and manga.

>>11041734
Little girls don't like older men.

>>11041734
>>11041750
>>11041751
Guys, we aren't thinking like a loli here. Maybe the lolis want to pretend to be men because they look up to their fathers.

>>11041745
When I was in the Navy there was a girl who constantly talked about "collecting silver foxes". She was ugly, but was consistently banging 40 year old + men when she was only 15.

>>11041763
That's pretty disgusting. Mostly because she's ugly. If she was pretty, it would still be disgusting, but arousing as well.

>>11041763
That's gross. No cute girls 10-12 have sex with men 20-25.

>>11041799
12 year olds are sluts now.

>>11041807
No they aren't or at least they aren't slutty in the right way since I'm still a virgin.

>>11041807
Is it possible to get a 12 year old girlfriend when you're 10 years older than her?

>>11041817
>girlfriend
No.

>>11041821
What is possible, then?

>>11041817

Yes

>>11041817
It's possible but not legal.

>>11041832:
>>11041830

Get old.

>>11041832
Kidnapping and/or rape.

>>11041839
That's illegal and lewd.

>>11041707
I'd live on opiates, cuddle with my dakimakura, wear cute clothes and be a lazy NEET.

You know, everything I do now. Only cuter.

Lewdness is pretty great though, at least solo lewdness.

I'd stop hating everything.

>>11041847
Hey, you asked.

Exploit loser virgins like you into giving me money.

>>11041854
Is there anything legal and fun that I can do with a loli?

>>11041874
No. Not unless you're lucky enough to have a loli in your life that you can play with. Otherwise everyone will just think you're out to kidnap and/or rape.

>>11041890
Is there a way to do stuff with just her without seeming suspicious? I would like to take her places like the lake or to an ice cream shop, but I don't want to bring any of her siblings.

>>11041902
>but I don't want to bring any of her siblings.
but Anonymous, you are the sibling.

>>11041902
If you know her personally, just take her out when everyone else is busy. Ask her parents first! Sometimes, you might have to just bite the bullet and take the siblings with you. It could still be fun.

You can also start up some impromptu games. Play with stuffed animals or something.

>>11041833
What's illegal about dating/kissing/girlfriend? I don't think there's even a law about anything other than sex.

>>11041908
There are too many siblings though.

>>11041959
I like her sisters, but not her brothers.

>>11041955
If you love her, you're going to have to love her siblings.

>>11041962
Think of them as your little bros who look up to you.

>>11041949
I can't even imagine why you'd want to. I mean, I get the whole paternal thing. Everybody feels that need to take care of something weaker than you. But romantic relationships?

Full grown 3D pigs are bad enough. Why add the additional shitty disposition of a kid to that?

>>11042001
They do look up to me, but not as much as some other family friends or family members (who are in the military).

>>11041962
Wait til her brothers are busy and then hang out with the sisters. Or you can do something the sisters will enjoy, but the brothers probably won't. How old are they anyway?

I would make a pile of stuffed animals and leap off my bed into it.

It makes me feel good just thinking about it :3

>>11042020
She's ten and her sister is seven.

>>11042030
Play with dolls or stuffed animals. I can't see boys getting into stuff like that. Or play some video games with them. Or watch girly anime together.

>>11041733
In some other alternate universe every anime/manga is about ugly guys doing ugly things

>>11042037
Aren't they a bit too old to play stuffed animals with? Dolls I can see. Once when I was over and the ten year old was playing The Sims she told me that she made me in the game. Dolls is basically a physical version of The Sims, right?

>>11042037
>dolls
>girly anime
So at best the family views him as a fruit, and at worst a chomo.

This is a great plan.

How about you just leave the poor kids alone :/

>>11042054
Support KyoAni's Free as our stepping stone into crossing over into that universe.

>>11042062
>Aren't they a bit too old to play stuffed animals with?
No way. My cousins played with their stuffed animals well into their twenties. Granted it was weird because they were guys, but it's not as weird for girls. 10/7 is plushie age.

>Dolls I can see. Once when I was over and the ten year old was playing The Sims she told me that she made me in the game. Dolls is basically a physical version of The Sims, right?
I think. It's like a more boring version of The Sims.

>>11042072
Or they see him as being good with kids. I watched Strawberry Marshmallow with my little cousin and she really liked it. Just watch some fun SoL or magical girl shows.

Do what i do everyday but as a loli.
LIKE A CHAMPION!

>>11042103
Speaking of being good with kids, is it natural for kids to be a lot more friendlier than adults? They always wave to me and sometimes talk to me, things no adult would ever do.

>>11042112
Because adults presume everyone is an asshole and therefor don't want to acknowledge them.

>>11042112
>is it natural for kids to be a lot more friendlier than adults
this is usually the case, they haven't been 'tainted' to societies rules of how people are suppose to behave
fuck this gay earth
sorry for using strong language

>>11042112
The elderly are often quite nice, it's the horrible space inbetween where everyone's a sickening normal.

>>11042122
Everyone is still traumatized by high school.

>>11042122
I agree. Elderly people and children are the nicest people.

>>11042122
elderly is just little kids part two. Too bad people don't reverse age after middle age and age down as they grow elderly until they disappear.

>>11042122
>The elderly are often quite nice
It depends. I've met some really nasty old people before. I guess it ultimately depends on how their lives went and how they're coping with their inevitable death. I think that middle time is when people are trying to cope with the fact that life sucks.

>>11042154
Try not to make too many old friends, it's upsetting when they go.

I'd use my status as a loli for political purposes. I would either go to some hearing about a law and when they're thinking, "Aw, how cute, it's a little girl." I'd whip out a well-thought out argument and leave the people speechless. Then people will say a whole bunch of things saying lawmakers know less than a little girl etc.

Or I can stage a video where a cameraman pretending to be my parent videotapes me watching the news and I'll say, "Daddy, why is the president doing x? Did we do something bad? Why is he punishing us?" and hopefully sway whoever the president is from enacting whatever silly law he wants to put in place.

kill time on 4chan and un-ironically say that I,m a girl.

Dress in cute clothes and get a cute /jp/sie boyfriend.

Is wearing diapers lewd?

>>11041707
Sleep I guess. I considered eating but obviously as a little girl I'd try to consume enough semen that I wouldn't need to eat other food.

>>11043188
I'd eat a diverse diet of fruits, vegetables, and meat so I'd taste better to my boyfriend when he goes down on me.

>>11042279
I thought it would make people angry but it only made things awkward for the both of us.

Explore my sexuality like any normal, healthy, human being.
So its not lewd.

stream my feet to lolicons while browsing the internet for easy cash.

Be a tomboy?

>>11041707
Why does her butt look so big?

I'd make dance videos and upload them on the internetz.

Go to school and learn how to speak japanese, and play in the mud.

>>11043478
It's because she's part succubus.

>>11043478
She doesn't wear pantsu

>>11043671
Don't all kids do that?

>>11043661
>and play in the mud
Why dude?

>>11043671
I wouldn't want to be a pretty, clean loli all the time. Sometimes you just gotta get in there and live a little.

Redo my life with the knowledge I acquired so far plus the new knowledge I would acquire on the new run.

I no longer feel like being a girl.

>>11043691
... Then why are you here?

>>11043717
Do you mean this thread or this board?
Either way the answer is because it's fun.

I want lotte! season 2

>>11043828
That thing was pure shit!
"Oh it was just a kiss after all how lovely" FUCK THAT!

>>11043850
Little girls aren't allowed to do anything lewd in anime. That's why Kodomo no Jikan stopped getting animated.

>>11041707
Wear a cute dress and go eat some ice cream while swinging my legs off a pier.

Wear dresses.

Strap bombs to myself and blow up the Russian embassy.

Get good grades in school, get a scholarship, and go to a nice college. Oh god, I'm so fucking boring!

Do I get to be the little girl forever?

>>11043674
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RF-tMMzwLko#t=15s

Yes. There's some sort of mud festival every year for kids in this area.

>>11044393
>swinging my legs off a pier.
I hope not barefoot, because that's pretty lewd.

>>11042028
>>11042028

i would hump stuffed animals with u uguu~

>>11044808
I've read that a lot of younger girls get off by humping stuff, usually pillows or comforters or couch arms.

>>11044814

we can rub our bulges and pretend to be girls~

>>11044814
I like to recite Shakespeare and embrace pillows. Usually just sleep with them.

I would have a tea party

>>11044814
My little sister used to rub on tables when she was 2 or so and my parents would get all mad and yell "STOP WIGGLING" at her. I only realized 10 years later what she was really doing.

>>11044868

c-can i rub on you anonu~

I think if I really became a little girl, my sister would be really happy.. She's the only girl in the family, doesn't have anyone else to play with! But, unless my own mind regressed, i don't think I'd like playing with her.

>>11044907
You would teach her new ways of playing, anon.

>>11044947
Like what? I've already tried to teach her what i like to do, but she just plays with her own toys.

and if you mean something lewd, then no

>>11044907
>>11044952

can u be my trap sister anonu~

I would suck a lot of cock. I would also enjoy getting 2 dicks stuffed in my tiny asshole.

Can little girls really be lewd? I mean, it usually starts about the age of 11 right. Would you even have the sex drive required to be lewd?

>>11044993
When I was young I would explore and play with a pair of sisters about 4 and 5 years old. They were all over my shota dick.

>>11044993
I used to stick crayons in my asshole when I was a little kid. Then my friend fucked me in the ass.

>>11044907
If I became a little girl, I would be just another girl in the family. Aside from me the only other men are my uncle and cousin.

>>11044993
It usually starts with absentminded rubbing or humping just because it simply feels good (I have a cousin who absentmindedly rubs herself over her panties), and then as they get older they natually associate it with sex because it is sexual pleasure after all.

>>11045008
>>11045019
>>11045159
>/jp/ childhood

>>11042163
This has already been done

People will just think you're being manipulated by someone else

>>11045286
What did it look like? How did you touch it?

>>11044993
My cousin once displayed her 7 year old pussy to me and let me touch it when I was 6.

>>11045286
my 10 yo sister did that when i was 19

All you people and your early experiences with vaginas sicken me

>>11045301
Those experiences fascinate me for some reason.

>>11045293
I forget I was 6

>>11045301
I haven't seen one since ;_;

>>11045286
I need a nukige like this.

>>11045335
Why experience it in a game? These things happen all the time, just go out and find someone to do it with.

>>11045342
I'm not a shota anymore.

>>11045301
>TFW you are the only girl with axewound and you can't even take all the joy from it.

>>11045352
That doesn't really matter.

>>11045354
I don't want to go to jail.

>>11045359
You won't go to jail.

>>11045342
>just go out and find someone to do it with.
This is pure genius, I would have never thought of that, it's so simple and elegant!

Does anyone actually everwant to be the little boy

>>11045388
I know right! Let's all go out together and find cute girls to fuck, ahah!

>>11045390
yes

>>11045393
I don't want to be arrested.

>>11045413
please elaborate

>>11045441
please ellaborate

>>11045388
If you put a bit of thought into it, something like that can be done fairly easily.

>>11045429
I don't think there's much to it. Some would want to be a little girl playing with other little girls, I want to be a little boy playing with other little boys

I guess the majority of /jp/ would rather be a little girl though, which is fine

>>11045349
Who r u quot

>>11045421
You can't get arrested for fucking a slut!

And sluts are the best! Because they too were little girls!

>>11045448
I'd rather be a little boy and play with an older women.

>>11045445
What do you want to know exactly?

>>11045460
I thought you said cute girls, not women who were once cute girls.

>>11045475
im pretty sure that's a sin

>>11045500
It's not if you are a little boy.

>>11045429
another person here

I want to stalk my tsundere oneechan when she sneaks out to see her boyfriend and then when I get caught run home and hide behind my oniichan who would laugh really loudly and scold her for getting mad

I want a pure kind oniichan

I want to get playful noogies from my oniichan

I want to play video games, read crappy shounens, and play imaginary cops and robbers with my friends

I want to impress my friends with a magazine of a grauvure idols I found in my oniichans room when he was out one day

I want my oniichan to catch my friends and I gloating over the picture in my room

I want my oniichan to get really embarrassed and chase us to try and get it back when we sprint off with it

I want to make stupid faces and annoy the little girls I like

I want to get into competitions with my friends over a little girl

I want to be embarassed and try to act tough and huffy when my okasan tries to kiss me on the cheek at the gate at school while all my friends watch and giggle

I want to have a huge appetite and eat everything I can see

I want to be a little boy ;_:

>>11045500
I wouldn't be doing anything bad.

>>11045481
I'm sorry, I misread your posts.

>>11045448
I want to be a little girl playing with little boys

>>11045539
So you just want to live like a normal boy in your chinese cartoons?

Lame

Wear diapers

>>11045586
So you want to live like a normal girl in your chinese cartoons?

Lame

hhheeelp , meee

>>11045586
Don't be so rude. Not everyone is the same and its that posters decision to live how they would enjoy.

>>11045539
Thank you for elaborating.

>>11045600
Is that all?

>>11045654
I could shit while I shitpost

>>11045662
But shit is such a pain for the person who has to clean it up.

get a boyfriend/girlfriend who treats me well

I'd manipulate people
If I was a little immortal girl, I'd have all the time in the world to draw elaborate schemes and conspiracies across the ages

>>11045795
Maybe it's already HAPPENING.

>>11045836
>>>/pol/

I'd only want to become the little magical girl, so I could ride around on a broom or fly around and shoot danmaku at people I don't like.

>>11045680
I'd only do it if they were okay with it.

>>11045445
First get a loli (girl)friend, and then spend time alone with her.

I'd try to entice my loli classmates into having sex with me!

I'd make sandwiches and eat them

I'd rather get a better male body so I can get all the loli or turn into superman. Being a girl will get boring.

>>11045947
>get a better male body so I can get all the loli

What? Do you think lolis are attracted to a certain body type? If you aren't obese and you pay attention to a loli she will eventually start clinging to you.

>>11045952

Finding a loli to pay attention to is the hard part.

>>11045969
Aren't there multiple books written on that subject?

>>11041807
>now
They were always sluts. In fact, people are marrying at older and older ages.

>>11041902
Work at an arcade or day care.

>>11046026
I've actually been thinking of applying to an arcade because there seem to be a lot of loli who play the games there.

Is it a bad idea?

>>11045977
Are there?

>>11046039
Yes, I remember people discussing them here a while back.

>>11046033
No, it's not. I worked at one and basically just talked to lolis and played games with them all day. They really enjoy it and the parents loved me. There was also a creepy fat guy with aspergers, and the lolis loved him too.

>>11046061
You're making this seem really tempting. Getting money for spending time with lolis and playing/maintaining games and an arcade doesn't seem that bad. I like lolis, and I like arcades, so it can't be that bad.

Pretty much nothing.

I'd even find a way to make my mitosis sexual.

>>11045539
woah, that made me kindda sad because I remenbered I was never like that as a boy and that I won't have fun like that with people any more

t-thanks /jp/!

I wouldn't do anything lewd.
I would keep my purity until I became a christmas cake, and then just keep going.

I'd touch my dad until he gets horny and hopefully he'd fuck me.

I would probably hump the table in plain sight and see what people say.

try on clothes that only lolis can wear

>>11047258
Please elaborate.

>>11041707
I will marry my Deka Fumo Marisa

>>11047333
らせる's fashion line

>>11047354
I want to hang out at the mall with my loli friends.

>>11047354
>skirt with jeans
What the fug.

>>11048084
Cute right?

>>11048100
It's the worst sort of fashion.

>>11048118
It looks cute on little girls.

>>11047354
It's らする.

>>11048208
for some reason I keep getting his name wrong.
As excuse more rustle loli fashion.

>>11048440
Me on the left!

>>11048710
Me in the windows watching them with binoculars!

>>11048818
That's lewd as hell, dude.

>>11048710
>>11048818
me behind the camera about to be dragged away by Japan's finest

>>11045390
No, I've already experienced that. Although people often thought I was a cute girl, for some reason.

>>11048843
Me as Japan's finest dragging away impure cameramen!

>>11048440
Me as the punk jacket, feeling the pleasant warmth of a little girl's body...

> So, if you guys became little girls, what would you do that ISN'T lewd?

p-play with other little girls

>>11049003
Most childhood play ends up sexual in one way or another.

>>11049003
but you're at least going to tell me what we are gonna do on the bed right?

Dress up in cute outfits! Lots and lots of cute outfits!

>>11049026
Please post images of the outfits you would wear.

>>11049047
more らする fashion?

>>11049057
Yes please.

>>11049023
Not him, but we would diaper each other and have tickle fights.

>>11049047
Anything really. Nothing too lewd though

>>11049073
Whoever pees first loses? That sounds lewd..

>>11049083
This reminds me of countless doujinshi and eromanga where two people who dislike eachother have sex and whoever cums first loses.

>>11049057
That loli is not fashionably dressed I wanna buy her some nicer clothes

Rustle's eyesight really must be going

>>>/adv/12473505

>>11049093
although he does draw nice floors.

>>11041707
Watch movies.

>>11049083
What happens to the person who loses?

>>11049161
They have to poop too.

>>11049161
They're thrown into a pit filled with sweaty old men.

>>11049219
I want to be a loli warrior princess that fights and enslaves hordes of faceless men, so that they become our slaves. At night, after a long day in the salt mines, we pick out the ones that we want and exchange cold showers and an extra slice of wheat bread for sexual pleasures.

>>11049226
That sounds pretty cute dude. It makes me want to touch myself but I think I'll wait until later.

>>11049173
I was hoping for something like "they'd have to change the other girl" because then I'd lose on purpose.

>>11049310
That doesn't pertain to my fetishes.

If I were a little girl I would probably search for someone to become friends with.

>>11049421
I'd be your friend.

I want to be a busty woman who sexually pleases young boys with her lewd body.

Bodybuilding

Because you guys don't even lift at all.

Is it lewd to record myself doing cute things then putting the video where pedophiles will jerk off to it?

>>11049505
Who cares, OP's a fag anyway.

>>11049505
If you do it for the purpose of people jerking off to it than yes.

I want to be a little futanari and make love to other little girls.

>>11049505
No, but what is lewd is recording yourself doing things that show your panties or parts of your body.

>>11049514
>show your panties
What about my diaper?
>parts of your body.
That's not very specific.

I could also be 100x lewder. Talking into the camera teasing the viewer about having a useless dick that can only get hard to little girls doing things that aren't even sexual.

I don't even like lolidom, but then I never thought to self insert as the loli.

That feel when you will never be the little white girl being forcefully gangraped by 4 niggers, each competing with each other to be the first to impregnate you ;_;

>>11049545
Certain erotic parts, like armpits, the back of your neck, naked back, thighs, backs of knees, ect.

I would like a loli to make fun of me for having a penis that only gets hard for lolis.

>>11049635
Or god forbid the bottoms of your feet with your toes spread. That's pretty much like sitting Indian style without panties or a skirt!

>>11049554
You're just a faggot

If I became a little girl I don't think there's anything I would do which isn't lewd.

I'd have tea parties with all the /jp/sies every day.

>>11050946
As someone who really enjoys teas and misses tea threads on /jp/ I would love drinking tea with a loli.

>>11050972
Tea is too bitter for lolis. They just drink pretend tea.

>>11050975
Most bitterness in tea is either astringency mistaken for bitterness or improper brewing (too hot or too long) which extracts bitter tannins from the leaves, which aren't extracted during normal brewing.

>>11050988
I'm pretty sure it's the caffeine. Tea isn't sugary enough to cover the bitterness like soda is. Unless you dump sugar in it, at which point, what's the point of drinking tea?

>>11050997
The amount of caffeine in tea shouldn't be high enough to change how it tastes. Regardless, if that were the case you can do a quick 10 second infusion because most of the caffiene is extracted in the first seconds of contact with hot water.

>>11051008
Either way, kids can't play around with hot or boiling water, so they have pretend tea during tea parties.

>>11050975
Green tea isn't bitter at all. That stuff is delicious.

>>11050988
Astrigency? Is that why I don't like regular Lipton tea, I wonder?

>>11051016
Green tea is fairly bitter. At least as much as black tea is.

>>11051012
Just brew it at room temperature over six hours or so and then chill or pour over ice. We can sip iced tea during the summer!

Or you can just sip your warm water and pretend it's tea. Wouldn't an older loli (maybe 8-10) appreciate an actual tea time, with real tea, real teaware, and real sweets on cute tableware?

>>11051024
No way, I can drink green tea without any sugar at all (the thought repulses me, actually) but I can't really handle black tea.

>>11051026
What kind of parent would like a ten year old get into the chinaware?

>>11051037
There are people like you in reverse, they can drink black tea without sugar, but green tea is too bitter.

>>11051016
Did you used to lick those anti perspirant balls when you were a kid? Remember how they made your mouth pucker? That's astringency. I guess it's not really a taste, but it affects your mouth.

>>11051042
Weird. Well, I figure its some sort of acquired taste, so I try to drink it now and then to try to get my body used to it.

>>11051037
>>11051024
Green tea is about one of the most bitter things I have ever tasted. I wonder what black tea is like.

>>11051038
I wouldn't trust a kid with delicate stuff like that, but I think most people have at least a few pieces of orphaned china that they wouldn't mind their child using.

>>11051047
I... never did that. Those are poisonous, aren't they?

>>11051051
You can easily get a cheap teabag to try it out.

>>11051057
I don't think so, I'm still here. The main thing is the allum, same stuff in styptic pens that people use for closing wounds quickly. People also use allum crystals as a deodorant. It makes your mouth pucker the same a really thick green tea will.

>>11051095
Thank you, this conversation was very informative. I have to go to sleep now because I have a very important test in the morning, so I'll see you girls later.

Next time a loli comes over I'm offering her some tea.

>>11051130
Lolis don't drink tea.

>>11050988

How do I brew a proper pot of tea?

I wanna be like Asuha. She's so carefree.

>>11051130
I'll prove you wrong when she accepts my offer and gulps down the tea. Last time she was over she actually took one of my cans of tea but that's more like sweet flavored water than tea.

>>11051138
I do green and white teas with water around 175F and is steeped for 1-3 minutes, black tea with water around 195F for 3-4 minutes, and pu erh with water around boiling for 4-5 minutes. Herbal teas it doesn't matter so however long you want. Generally the different types need similar water temperatures and times but each tea is a bit different. I only really got into green tea so for example some very fine/fresh leaves need to only be steeped for one minute or they turn out very bitter.

It's really easiest with a teapot.

>>11041707

Be かわいい as all hell, then probably end up doing lewd things without being a slut.

Damn you, OP, now I want to get me a loli girlfriend.

I wish someone would start translating Lotte no Omocha again. I really want to see succubus Asuha.

>>11051170
I wanting a loli girlfriend very badly as well.

>>11051170
That's illegal in most countries

>>11051262
Is it illegal to go on dates together and hug her and have fun together? It's not lewd so it shouldn't be illegal right?

>>11051337
everything is lewd

>>11051337
>older man hanging out with a little girl
that's just creepy
>"I swear officer my Chinese toons said she could be 18!"

>>11051361
It's not that creepy is it?

>>11051373
It's super creepy.

>>11051375
How?

>>11051373
pretty damn creepy.

>>11051373
unless she's family.

>>11051386
What if she's adopted family?

>>11051398
The fact you had to ask means you're probably creepy.

bitch

I'd go into a sex shop and try to buy stuff.

>>11051491
How does that make me creepy?

>>11054836
Most older men who spend a significant time alone with a little girl end up raping them.

>>11055843
>raping them

Define "rape."

>>11055843
I am pretty sure this isn't true.

>>11057054
forceful seizure; plundering, robbery, extortion

Play video games and be the only real little girl in competitive TF2.

I'd make so much goddamn money by streaming.

>>11058579
I wish there were more videos of lolis playing video games.

>>11058579
Lolis aren't interested in brutal and unelegant shooter games.

Wear a lot of Elegant Goth dresses.

Wear them wherever I go.

>>11059968
You're right. I'd play dota and rake in the money.

>>11043850

>Things only exist in canonical form
>jp

>>11063210
Gonna need a source on this quote, champ