/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would be retired instead of unemployed.

No. I would just become more of an otaku. I would buy a few love dolls, 1000 figs, 100 fumos, etc.

>>11037878
The only way I would become a different person would be if I left the house and got a job, and having 2 million dollars would be very effective at preventing me from doing that.

I would buy a small house for myself, the bare essentials (of course that includes a computer and internet), and then I'd get cosy and see how many decades I could go without leaving the house.

>>11037887
What a waste of life you are.

i'd buy stuff for milk on her amazon wishlist

>>11037882
Even at 10%/year investment that's merely $16,666.66 per month. Are you satisfied with just that?

>>11037888
If you had 2 million dollars you could just buy someone else's company and get people to work for you. Not a very big company, mind you, but a company none the less.

>>11037895
Is that sarcasm? That was my yearly gross income when I was employed.

I'd keep 1 million for myself while investing the rest in promising small businesses and making contacts with other rich people. Use the money to make money. Once you have rich friends, the task only gets easier.

>>11037922
fucking money grubbing jew

>>11037905
No, not at all. I'm merely suggesting working your money a bit more. Only stop when you can eat and sleep lavishly without worries.

>>11037922
It's only a million dollars. That isn't going to go far in investment.

>>11037929
Four hundred dollars a day on food should be enough for anyone, unless you want to eat at Michelin Star restaurants every day.

I wish I could win the lottery
I would pay for my mom's mortgage, give her half the winnings, and move out.
Then, I'll buy one of those volks dolls and dress her up until I die

>>11037934
>Four hundred dollars a day on food

That's inconceivable.

>>11037929
$6K per month is enough to eat and sleep lavishly without worries. $16K per month is more money than I know what to do with.

>>11037878
I'd pay of student debt and then buy everything I wrote down on amazon and ebay (About 400 or less items) after I created accounts there.

So no. I'd just finally complete my hobbies and move on to better things like a gf or hard ass career.

>>11037930
Depends on what you are investing in.
>>11037925
So knowing how to use money wisely is some kind of bad thing?

>>11037938
Me too. I'd pay off my parents mortgage, give them half of the remainder then build a nice high quality shack away from society and live out the rest of my days frugally and quietly alone subsisting on canned goods and other non-perishables.

>>11037952
>using money wisely
>using
>money
>wisely

Fucking jew. Want your 1000 bedroom mansion? Want your 10000 car garage full of sports cars?

>>11037962
He who dies with the most toys wins.

Nobody wants to be a loser.

>>11037963
I am not a part of their rat race and am not subject to their prejudices.

I would spend everything to change me into a woman, or buying microsoft shares.

If I won 2 million dollars, I'd blow it all into doing something interesting, like maybe buying 4chan, or reddit, or deviantart or facebook or something else, delete all of data, throw away all of the code and watch what happens. Then I go back to my daily routine.

>>11037966
Not everyone wants to play the game, but some people do.

>>11037967
You couldn't buy any of those sites for a measly 2million.

>>11037967
>buying microsoft shares
wwwww crazy

>>11037973
meant to quote >>11037968

>>11037968
Reddit was last bought for $20 million.

>>11037968
>throw away all of the code
once it's in the cloud, it shall never get deleted.

Buy every /jp/ a fumo so that everyone would have someone to love.

>>11038013
I hate these things, worse than furbies.

>>11037895
tell me in what world you live where 16.6k$ isn't enough per month

I'd donate half to the Revolutionary Party and I'd buy shit with the rest.

>>11038014

>>11038019
I buy Hambagas

>>11038013
>fumo
where can you buy them, I've seen them plenty in pictures.

I'd invest 1 million, spend 500k on a car and an apartment and do whatever the hell I want with the rest.

I'd pay my parents' debts too but apparently they are down to the last few payments so it'd be kind of pointless.

>>11037888

You do know that most jobs don't actually allow you to talk to people, right? I work in a dingy warehouse, nobody speaks and nobody there is a normalfag, they're all weirder than me. There's a guy there called Eye-Socket Elliott, I don't think I've ever heard him speak, he just shuffles about. I don't even know what he does.

>>11038033
Most jobs require interviews and most jobs at least require you to stay in touch with a supervisor.

>>11038033
>You do know that most jobs don't actually allow you to talk to people, right?
You're quite the statistician.

What I would do is fly to Japan, invest on anime studio and poison little nips' brains with my country's propaganda, make them forget their own culture and push them to degeneration. I hate those chinks so much.
Wait, it's done already.

>>11038036

I suppose, I didn't need a job interview, the application was classed as one.

>>11038045
You are too late, US beat you to it.

>>11038045
*thubms ups this le post*

>>11038045

As if, they're not as easy manipulated as white people.

I would become Neet.

>>11038033
How do you know he's called Eye-Socket Elliott if nobody there speaks? Does his name tag say Eye-Socket Elliott?

>>11038055

Obviously people call each other by their name, and few people speak to each other at lunch, but I just go out for a cig away from everyone.

I would just buy a little house as far as away as possible from society, then proceed to NEET it up on /jp/ until I die.

>>11038063
>cig

normal shit

>2million

if its in USD$ then I will have roughly around 6.6mil

>6.6m
>1m dad
>1m mom
>500k bro
>500k sis #1
>500k sis #2
>1.5m for myself
>1.5m for starting a business
>100k for donations/charities

imagine all the happy orphans and poor, oh damn all those feels...

>>11038184
6.6 mil of what? Potatoes?

>>11038184
Are you high or retarded?

>>11038184
I didn't ask you what you would do with 2 million dollars, dumbass. I asked you whether being given $2m would turn you into an entirely different person.

As expected of a feelbro shithead from /v/.

Can 2m usd buy me a small apartment in Tokyo?

I'd love to move there and get a Surface Pro just for surfing and doodling. Then I'd use the remaining money to survive without getting out of my house that much. I can also go buy a lot of things at Comiket.

>>11037878
There are many things money cannot buy.

I'm not sure things would change that much for me. Well, at least I wouldn't have to worry about finances ever, but I have a feeling that once I paid all my parent's loans and got myself a nice place to live, I'd just return to my regular life style, except I'd spend a shit load of money on useless junk instead of just a regular amount.

>>11038184
Emirati Dirham 3.673000
Israeli Shekel 3.604107
Malaysian Ringgit 3.115499
Polish Zloty 3.175136
Qatari Riyal 3.641498
Romanian New Leu 3.346537
Saudi Arabian Riyal 3.750237

Closest one is Romania in today's currency if he didn't fuck up. Also it's great to see someone who cares about his family here.

>>11038213
Family posters were here way before feelboner over there.

See >>11037938 and >>11037953

Also fuck off sameretard.

I would change because life would be easier from then on.

>>11038184
If you just give orphans or poor people money without any reason, they'll never learn to live on their own. It's just counterproductive.

I'd have a lot less reason to leave my house, so I'd be more like myself.

>>11038231
Children can't live on their own. They can't work for one.

>>11038219
I was talking about them too.

>>11038231
Correct. I would rather let them be under my tutelage on how to be good little girls and boys while learning thegood things in life such as cakes and dresses.

>>11038231
>>11038236
If you want to help people so much, change your government. It's their job to take care of such things.

>>11038246
It's not really their job to do that. It's their job, to, well, govern. Helping the poor isn't a part of governing. Therefore anything they do at all is already more than enough.

>>11037878
I'd start a business. Then put someone trustworthy to manage it. Then put someone even more trustworthy to watch him just in case. Then put someone really sneaky to watch that guy. Then I'd leave them under the assumption they were the only ones knowing about the whole thing, but there was one more agent in the thing, but that agent would feed them false information in case they found out about him. That agent would pretend to, but never conspire against me.

That agent is me.

the people that enter lotteries are the ones that will blow it all in a month if they win

>>11038205
Bullshit, money can buy anything.
Except more money, think of it like a monetary genie of the lamp,with it you can get anything except more wishes and more genies.

>>11038272
>Helping the poor isn't a part of governing.
I bet you're also American, aren't you.

>>11038312
It can, however, buy "different" money which can in turn, depending on the market's needs, become more money. This is what currency trading is all about.

>>11038312
You can't buy intellect. You can't buy social skills. You can't buy intuition. You can't buy the respect of your peers. You can't buy creativity.

Nah, I'd just have less problems and I would probably be less cautious on blowing my money on things.

>>11038272
You're uncultured. Maybe not an idiot, but definitely uncultured.

2 million doesn't seem like a lot nowadays.

I would probably spend 1 million on a nice house for me and my boyfriend and keep the rest in the bank.

>>11038319
Oh but you can.
The question is, do you have enough money to buy it?

>>11038319
>You can't buy intellect.
Define intellect. You can invest in education and IQ is irrelevant without knowledge.

>You can't buy social skills.
You can buy classes from professional coaches.

>You can't buy intuition.
Define intuition. A good course in Logic or Game Theory will do amazing things for a person's mental capacity of making rational choices considering all the possible outcomes.

>You can't buy the respect of your peers.
You can, with "charity" and "social responsibility".

>You can't buy creativity.
You can pay for someone more creative and with more "free time" than you to develop ideas you can release under your name.

Just so you know, I don't think money can buy anything. I just hate fallacies.

>>11038332
>I just hate fallacies.
Falsehoods != fallacies. Look up the meaning of a fallacy.

>>11038343
No thanks, I'll just pay someone to look it up.

>>11038343
Those were arguments on >>11038319
's side. Therefore, they qualify as fallacies.

>>11038332
What can't money buy, then? Out of curiosity.

>>11038347
Your mom's weight in gold.

>>11038349
Don't be silly, I'm sure there's enough gold for that.

>>11038332
>Define intellect. You can invest in education and IQ is irrelevant without knowledge.

Yet education is pointless without IQ because you just forget everything.

>You can buy classes from professional coaches.

The same thing here with emotional IQ.

>Define intuition. A good course in Logic or Game Theory will do amazing things for a person's mental capacity of making rational choices considering all the possible outcomes.

You place way too much importance in education. It's not that powerful.

>You can, with "charity" and "social responsibility".

Who cares if you aren't "old money." You become rich, but now you are at the bottom of your social group.

>You can pay for someone more creative and with more "free time" than you to develop ideas you can release under your name.

That's just plagiarism. You aren't being creative.

>>11038347
Peace of mind. You can help many, you can be the nicest guy in town, you can get the best psychologists and religious help, drugs... and that does not necessarily mean you won't be a mess inside because there is more than chemical imbalance and external influences to it. Even if you can afford the best security, you can still be paranoid. Even if your wife has been with you for years, and you've known each other since you were kids... it doesn't mean she can't just leave you or betray you. You can take all vaccines you want and still die from a simple disease because viruses mutate.

All in all, it's not that bad. But even trying to sedate yourself could not work all that great, so there's that.