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What would your favorite touhou's last words be if she was shot and dying in a war?

I think Youmu would sound something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldNSMnEeKio

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>>11032632
No last words. only RAGE and KILLING as she avenges her comrades to the very last second of her being.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrFdHHccJlc

>> No.11032660

I want to watch a touhou drama set in WW1.

Reimu has to have her leg amputated because she got trench foot. Patchy quietly sobs all night and slowly bleeds out as her body is tangled in barbwire and she's trapped in the middle of no man's land. The traumatic events suck all of the happiness out of Chen and she stares lifelessly at the wall while the ground shakes from mortar explosions.

>> No.11032672

>>11032660
Holy fuck that sounds terrible. No thanks.

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War thread? Have some Nazi.

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>>11032725

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I don't know what her last words would be, but I know what everyone else's would be. Something along the lines of oh shit.

>> No.11032856

I never asked for this

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>>11032632
I love that image.

>> No.11033018

Why does everything that Russians use look so old and rusty?

Even their modern day technology still has that worn out look to it. Same with their buildings, their clothes, their cars, their roads, etc.

>> No.11033027

>>11033018
Because it looks fucking old school and awesome.

>> No.11033044

Orin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Ujd7RDg9g&t=0m58s

>> No.11033053

>>11033018

А мне норм

>> No.11033054

>>11033018
Russians have always believed in 100% practical engineering. Everything from firearms to automobiles. The Klashnikov rifle for example, is ugly, but has legendary durability. You can drag it through mud in the middle of a blizzard and it will still shoot.

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>>11033054
Ugly? Please take that back.

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>>11033018

Everything that Russians create looks depressing and cold because it is a reflection of their soul. The crafter's soul is always seen in his works and everyone in Russia is depressed, an alcoholic, and emotionally hardened from living in a grey wasteland that is constantly freezing.

Same thing with Finland.

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>>11033070
>Finland
>Same
Are you fucking serious?

>> No.11033086

>>11033084
Yeah that was insulting to the Finnish

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>>11033086
Not For Russian.

>> No.11033094

>>11033084

They're both filled with depressed alcoholics that like to fight each other in the street. Russians just drink and fight more.

>> No.11033159

>>11033086
Is there any difference?

>> No.11033163

я ебал твою туху
сука

>> No.11033165

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.11033192

>>11033163
сука is the only word I can read. What's vodka in the Russian alphabet? Actually I can look it up. водка

Now I can know at least 5% of what Russian players are saying in online games.

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>> No.11033395

Pls no
PTSD Simulator hurts me internally

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Damn, Japs... They got me. This can't be it, it's not supposed to end like this. I was gonna... I had so much to do.
I'm sorry I let you down. I'm sorry I won't be there to watch your backs. You've gotta watch each other's backs, okay?

You can't kill me Tojo! I'm better than all of you!
Just let me reload. I'll... I'll kill you all!
This old bull still got some fight left in him. Just get me back on my feet. I can still... I can still fight.

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>>11033588
"Come on... Come on guys j-... Come get guys, come on, I'm right here! Get over here and save me damn it! I'm right here... I'd do it for you. I'd do it for you man come on! Just come get me!"

Imagine cowering in a foxhole while your friend is on the ground screaming this 20 meters away. I'd have nightmares until I die.

>> No.11041261

>>11032632
Mokou's last words: See you in five minutes.

>> No.11041315

>>11033018
Russia is literally the worst country in the world.

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They've killed my students and now they've killed me. I'm holding my guts inside me with both hands; I'm almost done. Resist. This is bigger than my little life, the lives of my students, and the lives of the youkai I was forced to kill. Resist. Humanity demands it. Resist.

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please respond

>> No.11041423

>>11041315
It's not bad. You just need money or enough sense not to get your sorry ass killed.

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>>11041383

... goddamn, son.

>> No.11041457

>>11041383
Please don't talk about Keine dying.

>> No.11041463

>>11033054

Pfff. That's what they CLAIM. The truth is, if they don't engineer things like that, they're fucked, because there will be a shortage of cleaning oil, a shortage of cleaning patches and a shortage of cleaning rods, which is why their rifles have a place to keep the rod in the goddamn rifle lest someone steal it.

Americans just clean their fucking guns. Russia is the only country on earth to have to engineer around rag shortages. RAGS.

>> No.11041482

>>11041463
Russian stuff is built to take punishment.

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الله أكبر
الله أكبر
الله أكبر

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