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>send applications in for dozens of jobs
>theyre all shitty jobs a monkey could do
>no replies
>check email today
>got a response
>be excited that i wont end up homeless
>this email was sent to inform you that the position has already been filled

>> No.11032327

>>11032321
Green epictext story.

>> No.11032331

>>11032321
Try help/wanted in your local newspaper.

>> No.11032338
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this thread has been smelly fakeNEET pussy approved

>> No.11032342

>>11032321
ebin :-DDDDDDD

>> No.11032347

>>11032321
Can't get a job with your Biology degree, go figure.

>> No.11032368

Pretty NEET story, OP.

>> No.11032378

>>11032368
heh, saw what you did there sir

>> No.11032384

im going to make a chocolate shake

can i post the video here later

>> No.11032392

>>11032384
I'm looking forward to it.

>> No.11032396

>>11032384
Only if you do it naked.

>> No.11032406

>finally manage to scrounge up a resume
>have my sister review it whom I trust very much
>get phone call, told I got the job if I can pass the interview
>remain NEET

>> No.11032425

>phd in NEET studies
>300k starting
>any welfare program I want

>> No.11032427

I've never gotten a job that wasn't basically handed to me by a personal acquaintance.
I'm doing pretty well in life.

>> No.11032428

>After further evaluating our needs, a decision has been made not to fill the position this summer.

>> No.11032440
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11032440

shinjo piece of spammo

zomg you give my dick the suuuuuckysucky

you give suuuuckysucky

my dick head

>> No.11032441

>>11032425
>too honest to pull of NEET phd
>too lazy to pull off reality
>too much presence to settle into a floor crack and die

>> No.11032446

>>11032321
op i know your greentext story feels
>monkey job
>3-5 year experience

>> No.11032451

>>11032440
A normalfag girl once called me a pretty boy

It was at the same time that show was airing, I took it as a good compliment.

>> No.11032455

>>11032331
1/10 got me to respond.

Classifieds in the newspaper haven't even been close to being relevant for over a decade.

>> No.11032456
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11032456

>apply for plenty of jobs
>finally get a reply from one
>see this
w-work is for faggots anyways, amirite neets?

>> No.11032457

>>11032451
She was calling you a fag.

>> No.11032459
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11032459

YES

now suck HARDER

ILL BASH YOUR FACE IN WITH MY COCK

OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER

>> No.11032461
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11032461

>>11032321

>> No.11032476

>tfw no gf

>> No.11032481

>>11032476
dat feel...

>> No.11032485

Anyone a fan of Kaori Kobayashi, listening through Precious right now. Kind of a more intense album though

>> No.11032490
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>>11032481
A hit single in a priceless collection.

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>>11032481
>tfw want to portal to gensokyo mountain

>> No.11032500

That means you're worth less than a shitty monkey to employers.

>> No.11032508
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11032508

The autismbux must flow.

>> No.11032510

>>11032500
That's strange, because I at least appraise myself as an unshitty monkey.

>> No.11032514

Id rather die than work, neet4lyfe

>> No.11032516
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>> No.11032522

>>11032457
Being gay would be fun

You could hang out with your gay pals and go clubbing and stuff

It'd be like being a woman except you are capable of reason and straight guys might beat you up if you aren't careful

>> No.11032527

>>11032522
Well, what's stopping you from going to the old SLURP SLURP SLURP?

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11032526

I'm going to pack everything up in a u-haul and move hundreds of miles away from here. Somewhere where there are good people, clean air, empty streets and a 24 hour qwikie mart that never has people in it.

>> No.11032531

>>11032527
I'm not actually attracted to men

Why can't I get the perks of being a homo without actually being homo

>> No.11032548

> applying to jobs
>>>/soc/

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>>11032526

Do NOT plagiarize my images. You will be receiving a letter from the copyright association.

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