/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fapping was never good, hipster.

Time to oil up those deel-does

I don't know that feel, and I very likely never will. Think outside of the box!

Only the truly strong have the willpower to not masturbate.

Keep your hands out of your pants for a few days

Don't fap for like 2 weeks. It'll feel better then.

My dick will feel utterly dead for days or even weeks at a time, and maybe for a couple days it'll actually get aroused at stuff on its own without me having to furiosly jerk it.

Being 30 years old is suffering.

I had such a weird dream last night. I was in some sort of building, it was raining outside, and the only company in my room was a group of lolis. We were playing and having fun with games and stuff, but then things got a bit lewd. We ended up playing some sort of game where one hid their bottom halves under a blanket, and another person got to go under the blanket and look at it and touch it and stuff. For some reason I was the only person looking under the blankets, and all the lolis wanted me to touch their lewd areas so most of the dream was spent fingering, licking, and otherwise playing with their vaginas while their moans, their giggles, and the sound of the falling rain filled the area.

I've never done anything like this before, but somehow my brain put together how warm they were, how small and slippery their parts felt, and the stickiness of the air in the room.

I'm afraid to try to get into this series. It seems like a lot of people are watching the anime but if I watch it I probably won't be able to think about anything other than the fact that /a/ and moot like it and have been hard at work making epic memes out of it.

>>11029157
Maybe it was a memory from your past life.

>>11029157
Imagination.

Hentai-san.

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>>11029084
/jp/ - anime

>>11029176
Anime IS otaku culture anon!

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>>11029163
Are you saying I had some sort of loli harem in my past life? What happened?

I have dreams like this quite often for some reason, the ones with lolis. However, in my whole life I can think of only one dream where I had penetrative sex with a loli. The vast majority of others either deal with performing oral sex on a loli (she never reciprocates) or cuddling with a loli, or just sleeping with a loli in a bed.

Haven't yet had a dream where I go on a date with a loli.

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>>11029193
How bout loli futa?

>>11029251
Nothing.

>>11029084
you have transcended the second stage

Have you guys ever needed to take a really big dump but at the same time are super horny/have an erection and feel like fapping really badly?

Yeah OP, saying fapping isn't good enough doesn't count when you're fapping like twice a day. That's called tolerance. Keep it in your pants for a bit.

>>11029390
Take a shit and fap afterward, it's not neurosurgery.

>>11029447
Do it at the same time. It's not tensor calculus.

>>11029449
Yeah, and then you can be proud of the fact that you can't get off anymore without the smell of feces in your throat, It's a great topic for parties.

>>11029390
I usually get a bit tired and really horny after I eat. The tiredness just makes me feel more horny.

>>11029456
I don't go to parties, though.

>>11029459
Do you at least go to sorties?

>>11029488
That sounds dangerous, so no.

>>11029084
Find a qt /jp/ bf and use his asshole to masturbate

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>>11029193
What exactly do you need to do to have dreams like that?

tantra, dude.

I just spent 7 hours fapping. And by fapping I mean playing some shitty game for 7 hours and trying to fap.

I fucking hate it when I run across a game that requires reading to progress. My autism doesn't allow me to not play a game after investing more than 10 minutes. I tried using CheatEngine to chug through it and failed miserably.

>>11029695
>I fucking hate it when I run across a game that requires reading to progress

>>11029704
Zork is annoying for other reasons, like garlic.

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What were you trying to play/fap to?