/jp/ - Otaku Culture

AVAILABILITY OF JAPANESE CHILDREN FOR ADOPTION: Both Japanese and foreign children are available for adoption in Japan. Most of the orphans adopted in Japan by foreigners are Japanese. Among the cases of foreign children adopted by foreigners in Japan, many of the children are related to the adoptive U.S. parents and may have lived with the adoptive parents in Japan for more than two years. Recent U.S. immigrant visa statistics in Japan reflect the following pattern for visa issuance to Japanese orphans:

Japanese law allows two types of adoptions: special and regular. (Please see details in the “Japanese Adoption Procedures” section below.) In special adoptions, one of the adoptive parents must be over the age of 25 and the other must be at least 20 years old. Depending on the applicable U.S. State law, the Family Court may allow single parents to adopt on a case-by-case basis.

The Court will not consider adoption applications by prospective parents who are in Japan on temporary visitor visas. At least one prospective parent must show evidence of long-term residence in Japan. When the adoption is finalized, at least one adoptive parent must appear before the court. Japanese law does not permit proxy adoptions.

tl;dr: Yes it is possible to adopt without being married, however you must have "long term" residency in Japan to be accepted at all.

I find this the most useful information anyone has ever posted on /jp/.

Ok. Thanks guy.

>>1102029
>tl;dr: Yes it is possible to adopt without being married, however you must have "long term" residency in Japan to be accepted at all.
Wow. I am amazed.

Please don't rape your daughters, Anonymous, just love them a lot. （　´Д`）

I want an orphan loli soooooooo much

ITT anon crosses the line between harmless fantasy and ill intent.
This is the point you become a criminal.

>>1102085
lol wut

>>1102085

I would be a kind and loving father.

>>1102085
What if Anonymous just wants a daughter because he's lonely and will never get married?

I can see Anonymous truly loving his daughter without wanting to harm her.

>>1102085
Eh? So if I adopt a girl for the sole purpose of loving and caring for her as a daughter and nothing more I have criminal intent?

The constant use of the plural for the word parent makes me think the natural assumption is that you'll be married. I very very highly doubt they'll give a kid to an unmarried gaijin.

>>1102085
Consciences on my /jp/?

I would never rape a loli

you sick fuck

I would, however, cherish her deeply

I'd spoil her rotten. We'd go out for ice cream like every day, but I'd take her swimming too so she didn't get fat. Basically I'd idolise her, and she'd never be sad.

are any of you interested in adopting a young supple 19 years old boy?

>>1102085
/jp/ only wishes to become loving fathers, bringing up good girls. Not ones that are good at making you hard.

>>1102100
if you know what I mean

>>1102116
D:

I used to seriously think about going to Russia and adopting a loli. I started to be nicer to my 1oli sister, thinking of her as my daughter. Then I realized how lazy I was and that I still did not want to leave the house when she wanted to go somewhere. I don't see myself having a kid, I'd be a terrible parent. I'm sure at one point I'd end up ignoring her and spending all my time on the computer.

>>1102117
>/jp/ only wishes to become loving fathers
Uh ? I thought we wished to be the little girl...

I'd never initiate a sexual relationship with my daughter. If she started it, though...

>>1102140
that's /a/

/jp/ has no desire for man-cock

>>1102140
It's physically impossible, so it's the next best thing.

>>1102148
If I can't be the little girl, I might as well be in one.

So pretty much, the original Japanese parents can just call back their loli at any time. Right¿ What the fuck? The question mark just came out upside down and I didn't hold down alt or anything.

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>>1102146
>I wish to be the loving father
Then why is it so important that your child is a girl?

>>1102206

Because we have failed as men. We are academics, hermits and dreamers. We have little to offer a son.

>>1102206
If I had a son he would either be damned to turn out like me or he would become a giant normalfag.

>>1102139
I have a little brother who's 16 and I take him out places when he wants to go out places. And we go for long walks in the New York City parkland. We also watch anime and play video games together.

Does this mean I'd make a decent father?

>>1102147
You could always be a lesbian little girl...

>>1102212
Won't know until you try, will you?

>>1102206
This is a hard thing to come to terms with. I know that my desire is vaguely sexual, seeing as I'd only want to raise a girl, but I tell myself I'd never do anything like that to her. Though in some sense one could say there are different shades of sexual desire, seeing the fact that there's large difference between what we see as "cute" or "moe" and "sexy".

>>1102220
not me. I'd try anything once

>>1102206
If my child were a boy I would feel shame about dressing him in little girl outfits. I would feel no shame about dressing a little girl up and taking her around town in the cutest little goth loli maid outfits I can buy. I would therefore be living out my fantasy of being the little girl through the daughter I have rather than simply bringing up a boy to be a loser like me.

The thread is titled "Adopting a loli" and half the people posing as charitable souls call them lolis as well. This anon finds is hard to believe that other anons wouldn't sexualize their "daughters" when they refer to them using hypersexualized terminology. Especially when specifically targeting young Japanese females.
Losing your parents sucks. My cousin lost her parents, her deadbeat dad got drunk all the time and her mom was a crackhead who disappeared in the night 3 years ago and is still missing. Now she can't hold a conversation with a grown man out of terror fits, we have to ensure her teachers are female at school, and she has abandonment issues whenever she loses sight of family/authority figures. The reality is that most orphans aren't going to become the outgoing cheerful proxies that you can dress like a doll and buy ice cream and live through vicariously, most young children with trauma like that are likely to become shut-ins, substance abusers and obsessed with routine for safety. The real orphan 7 year old is a sad thing.

>>1102256
wow, which psychologist convinced her to hate all men?

>>1102262
I was thinking the same thing

abandoned by her crack-head mom, if anything she should be terrified of women

>>1102262
You don't need a degree to be an abusive drunk father. Especially when at 6'6" and 270 or so pounds you're enough to intimidate adults, nevermind terrifying a 4-5 year old.

>>1102256
Who is she living with now?

>>1102246
You might think that, but you'll find out sooner than later that you'll have little in common as opposed to having a son.

I have little nieces and cousins and we have fun, but at some point we'd get distracted by something the other couldn't care less about.
I'd just rather watch TV with my nephew than hear Hannah Montana music or play Bratz with my nieces.

>>1102268

That's why you raise them on j-pop and anime.

>>1102268
I think most people here would try to instill certain interests in their loli to fulfill the aesthetic. So no animu, but possibly books, cooking, embroidery...

>>1102266
My aunt, who is 41ish and is a single woman, professional nurse. She's Mormon, and she never found a husband in the Church. It's difficult to find someone across the country from Utah. Thankfully they were good for each other. She (cousin) is slowly getting better with the aunt. Unfortunately she's being brought up as a strict Mormon too, which concerns me as it may only cause later developmental problems in life (see single woman at 41 above.) But I have no right to protest.

>>1102269
Exactly, both you and actual little girls enjoy CCS for example.

Also if you start them on such things young enough they might grow up fluent in Japanese.

If I had a loli I wouldn't let her watch TV or listen to the radio, it'd be books for her. Also, homeschool.

>>1102275
Guys, over sheltering is not good for people.

People have to join the real world eventually.

>>1102271
...and the violin.

>>1102278
The other day I answered the phone, it was my sister's friend. She asked for my sister, I told her she was not at home. Her response? "Tell her that her nigga boo pimp called her" and she hung up. I was horrified. They're both 11.

>>1102278
Yeah, it'd be hard, but I'd have to let her go to a school with other kids and expose her to things like TV eventually. Though I guess molding them to the aesthetic early is what counts.

This thread is creepy...

>>1102275
Because nothing prepares a kid more for life than living in a world completely shut off from normal society, amirite

>>1102278
Goona have to agree with him. I'd call that sheltering your kid from idiots and the general stupidity of the public. If I ever have a kid, I'd probably do the same thing, plus never stepping a foot inside a McDonald's.

Besides, home school kids can join programs to meet with other kids in the same system. You're still exposing them to real world by meeting up with those assholes.

>>1102284
So you have an eleven year old sister apparently.

Why are you interested in adopting a loli if you had a little sister to take care of this whole time?

>>1102284
I want to party with that girl.
Got her number?

>>1102288
Probably because his existing little sister is a nigger.

>>1102288
She's never at home, she'll grow up eventually, and even though we get along well, hugs feel awkward.

>>1102285
Your not keeping your kid locked inside the house. If anything, your kid is free do whatever while the other kids are still in school, getting fatter and dumber.

I wish there was a Lilian Catholic girls schools in real life to send my loli to...

>>1102282
It's called "grooming."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_grooming

Here in Mexico you can buy a little girl for like 150 bucks from the natives. Also you can hire some to go and kill somebody for 200.

>>1102311
It's like I'm really in the thread under this one!

>>1102314
Source on that?

>>1102328
Sorry, I have no idea. Just saw it on /a/ and thought it was relevant.

>>1102311
Can I hire a little girl assassin for $350, or is there a premium charge I have to pay?

Thread like this one, make me kind of tempted to get into the international trafficking of children. I could buy unwanted girls from poor people for cheap. I could sell them to anons for big money. I would make some cash, and the girls would probably lead better lives living in the west, even if their "father" sometimes treated them inappropriately.

>>1102340
I just had a horrible vision of Yotsuba's dad being arrested for buying Yotsuba.

>>1102340

Or the new parents could be even worse. I couldn't bear that on my head.

>>1102314
I wish to be the feral boy raised into a girl.

>>1102343
Then your apathy powers are weak.

>>1102340
The girls I'd buy would be little Chinese girls. Because of the one child policy and sexism against females people would have a incentive to sell their daughters. Getting rid of them before the authorities found out they're born and giving the families the opportunity to have a son.

>>1102311
>>1102340
KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD

THEY'RE BOTH ON THE FRONT PAGE

WE ALL SEE THEM BOTH

>>1102347
>Chinese girls
PIG DISGUSTING.

>>1102352
Would you prefer Russian?

kids are such shithead these days though. Why the hell would you even want one irl?

>>1102353
I'd prefer my right hand.

>>1102354
That's why you mold them like clay.

>>1102353
I like them both.

>>1102345
That's why you homeschool them and keep them away from the TV, radio, internet, etc.

>>1102360
Vertical Shooters and Visual Novels are fine though, right?

>>1102349

4chan/=real life.

I could laugh at doujins like rape hot spring and schoolgirl in concrete here, but in real life it's different and there are repercussions.

Even if I was apathetic in real life, I wouldn't have misguided ideas like >>1102340 that I was doing anything noble. I would be buying children and selling them to people who most likely aren't the most moralistic people considering they are buying a kid from unscrupulous sources.

>>1102357
Enjoy your hand then, and keep your money to yourself.
>>1102360
Then Chinese is cheaper and easier I think.

Come to think of it the details of this whole thing (such as not getting caught by the feds) are sort of complicated.

>>1102364
>laugh at doujins like schoolgirl in concrete here
That's nervous laughter not apathy.

>>1102365
Is there no legal way to do it?

>>1102369
Child Trafficking? Yeah, it's called "Adoption".

>>1102365
Have fun with your pig disgusting lolis.

I'll be sat here, in my bedroom, with a loli drawn on my hand.

>>1102372
But doesn't the ink smear?

>>1102375
It's going to be drawn on by a tattoo artist. Permanently.

Have at you.

>>1102378
Enjoy fapping with your left hand for a week.

>>1102378
You should get twin waifu (waifus? waifu-tachi?) then; one for each hand.

>>1102367

Replace laughter with "doesn't affect me at all then"
Just trying to give an example.

>>1102382
I can fap with both hands perfectly fine though.

>>1102369
Legality involves going through bureaucracy, which is a hassle for the end consumer.

You could get away with anything if you pay lawyers enough, but imo its a much better idea to skip all the paper work.

Also you're a consenting customer, as is the biological mother and father. The girl isn't consenting of course. Now this would usually be a problem if it weren't for the fact that no one asks the girl for consent when this is done legally.

>>1102389
Enjoy your bloody hand and deformed tattoo.

>>1102394
W-wait until you see it! S-stupid Anomymous, I'll show you...Idiot.

do you get a picture beforehand? all im saying there are a whole shit load of pigdisgusting elevens

>>1102412
Chinese != Elevens

3D pig disgusting

>>1102347
People already do this: http://www.humantrafficking.org/countries/china
>Chinese children were also kidnapped and sold for adoption.

Which one is cuter, Russian or Chinese?

If I adopt a loli I would cherish her. I would give my everything to make sure she does not experience another drop of sadness. I would make sure she didn't end up as a shut in like me and she will make lots of friends.

>>1102456
the latter, seeing as i'm of their race

I actually think Chinese girls are hotter than Japanese ones. Hear me out here... ON AVERAGE Japanese are better, but Chinese have a higher ceiling. Hong Kong idols > Japanese idols.

>>1102489
>Hong Kong idols > Japanese idols.
I frown upon your comment, good sir.

Faye Wong is a nice old lady! She sings such pretty Mandopop songs. FUCK CANTONESE. Actually, i really rike Cantonese, but it's such more more difficult than Mandarin.

Oh Faye Wong, you are an old lovely old lady!

Here's Ai Kago!

Well, I'd rather get stuck with an asian kid then some fetal-alcohol-syndrome/crackbaby black/mexican.

>>1102328
A little late, but someone on /a/ just found the guy's site.

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=33872

Oh man, and don't even get me started on the Taiwanese chick who almost won the 2007 World Series of Mahjong

You can see her at 0:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m82sNbh7Cpg

Apparently her family has connections to the Triad. I'm in love.

>>1102489
Raine Yang looks good, but she's Taiwanese. I find most Chinese girls pig though, their noses are huge...for an Asian.

That's discounting filipinos, viets, cambodians, thais, burmese, indos, nepalese malays and singaporeans.

>>1102572

Taiwanese are just Chinese who went over to the island after the Commies won the civil war. They look better because Taiwan is more economically developed, so the girls can actually afford to take care of their appearance.

>>1102515
Faye Wong? Are you like from 1990 or something?

>>1102678
I prefer Faye Wray.

>>1102489
That isn't funny...

>>1102678


I know she's old, but she's the only Chinese/HK/Taiwan idol i've found that seems kinda dark, artistic, and mysterious. She's also seems a bit broken, broken in the Ryoko Hirosue/Ai Kago type of broken. I like broken things, because the desire to fix broken things gives my life meaning. Could you recommend any other c-idols that fit this archetype?

The China-trolls have successfully derailed a pedo thread into a chinese idol shitfest

congratulations /jp/

>>1102699

wristo cutto time desu ka?

>>1102699

Yeah, this is outrageous, threads ALWAYS stay perfectly on topic.

>>1102699

Victory for the People's Idol Propaganda Ministry!

>>1102702
No its different, because it got de-railed for something completely shitty.

>>1102716
>>1102716

are you a saying that China is shitty?

CHINA CHINA CHIAN

>>1102721
Yeah, thats about right.

>>1102548
Now if only I knew how to navigate that site.

if you adopt they grow up to be american trash!

>>1102770
but I'm English

>>1102772
then they grow up to have horrible teeth and an unintelligable accent

>>1102806
I almost took you seriously (we have bad teeth, after all) until I hit that "unintelligible accent" comment. For the Queen!

>>1102808
Actually, I get asked if I'm British very often. It's extremely insulting, as I'm a San Jose, CA local through and through. People always tell me that I have a British accent, and I want to tell them to fuck off. One person's even suggested it would help me get a sexy girlfriend. Dear god, imagine the faggotry.

>>1102810
Well, that's just how things work out sometimes. But really, I hear British people get by quite well in America, you should just exploit your 'heritage' for a change, if only just once.

>>1102811
Wait what? Are you telling me I should TRY to get a "sexy" 3D girlfriend? What are you, a fag?

>>1102806
So, basically, the same as if they grew up in Japan.

>>1102813
Fuck, I mean, er.. Use it to get discounts at shops. Yes.

>>1102816
Oh. That's a good idea. But what shops offer discounts to Brits? Tea shops perhaps?

>>1102817
I'll swap places with you if you're not happy.

>>1102811
>I hear British people get by quite well in America
Everyone here seems to believe that British people are intrinsically knowledgeable on all subjects, arrogant, and drink tea. And yes, for some reason, females seem to love British accents. Though they can't tell the difference between British and New Zealand because they're all idiots.

>>1102818
I think tea shops might be the last places to offer discounts, given that little 'Boston tea party' incident.

>>1102819
That's a grand idea. I could go live in a country where people think that all Americans are idiotic, war-mongering fat asses. Nevermind that I tend to agree, it's the fact that I don't fit the bill that would cause me difficulty.

>>1102821
If you're thin, smart, and (optionally) a hippy, you can just say you're South African. No one here has heard a real American accent, we all watch Friends re-runs.

>>1102820
Do recall, it was the Americans dispensing of the quality tea in that case. But honestly, I guess I could play it off in a job interview or something of the sort. Not that I can see it being that helpful.

I'd like to have a loli, but I strongly feel that she will turn out poorly after the age of 13.

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>>1102824
Dammit, this thread needs to stop distracting the only two people browsing /jp/, or else none of the other threads will get any love.

>>1102826
I know, right. Tanasinn

>>1102826
If there's only two people on /jp/, the other one sure is a faggot.

>>1102841
And you're the Brit. You're one to talk.

>>1102853
There's actually two Brits and one American.

>>1102854
But I am a canuck.

>>1102856
Two Brits, and a Quantum Canuck.

>>1102858
I don't know my math too well, but that seems like it adds up to three people. I've been lied to, /jp/.

>>1102256
There could be another reason for them being up for adoption, like the parents dying. They won't always be traumatized from abuse.

I'm sick of seeing all these 'durr hurr ima adopt and molest a lil gurl' posts. If they come on to you, I've got nothing to say about it; but if I ever found out someone I knew was raping their daughter, I would kick there ass as best as I could with my skinny white self.

>>1102909
>there
You're too stupid to be able to tell the difference between rape and the child wanting it.

>I would kick there ass
why are all moralfags so fucking dumb?

is that why they can't think for themselves? low IQ?

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>>1102918
>BAWWWWWW I CAN'T COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE FOR WANTING TO MOLEST LITTLE GIRLS SO I'LL POINT OUT A GRAMMAR ERROR

>>1102939
make your point without any mistakes, and you will get genuine replies.

stupid posts get stupid replies

Calm down, guys. At least it's not guro.

>>1102969
it will be if they ever let me adopt

>>1102969
But no loli would ever consent to guro... At least it's not difficult to get a loli to let you eat her out.

>>1102972
>>1102973
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Nevermind.

>>1102979
Don't worry, this Anon would still "eat out" a Yukkuri.

Actually, I think more than half of anonymous would not molest the girl, purely because it would ruin the aesthetic. For example, I just want to teach mine embroidery, cooking, and piano, and dress her in pretty outfits. Oh, and taker her out for ice cream. Obviously I'm still objectifying her, and probably the only reason I wouldn't molest her is because I'm objectifying her, but that isn't so wrong, is it?

>>1102992
You intrigue me, anonymous.

>>1102992
I dunno. I've pondered this before, and I'd come to the conclusion that I'd teach her how to masturbate, because I wouldn't want someone else teaching her that. If she was curious about more from there, I'd teach her more. If she wanted a more, ahem, "hands-on" approach, that's her prerogative.

I don't like girls.

>>1103006
Uhhh... I thought people kind of learned to do that on their own.

>>1103019
Not when your dad is a sick pedo.

>>1103023
Speaking from experience?

>>1103019
Depends. Studies show that many girls go by not masturbating, or learn how to masturbate from a friend. Those that do figure it out on their own tend not to understand it, and think that just rubbing their labia is enough. It's usually only later, when either educated or after puberty, that they discover that there's more anatomy behind the labia. Also, what >>1103023 said is true.

>>1102314
Here's the original.

Also bump for creepy amusing thread.

These strips are weird.

>>1103136
First I was like... so?

>>1102314
Then I was like HOLY FUCK THAT IS AWESOME.

>>1103136
WEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
MY FRIEND

DUN NUN NUH NUN

>>1103143
AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END

>>1103136
source on these?

>>1103147
Read the goddamn thread you... you...

DOUBLE NEET.

>>1103149

>>1103149

I find it very hard to believe that JAPAN of all places would allow unmarried male gaijin to have custody of a Japanese, even if it is some scummy unwanted orphan. Other countries (Russia...) might be desperate enough to dump their orphans on foreigners but Japan...no.

>>1103178
Russia needs all the population it can get, its dropping fast.