/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Son, are you gay?

why do tumblr goers type like this

is it cause they think its hip or what

also why do they all gay

and why dont they straight

Why OP dont take shower everyday to not stink so much.
Why OP dont shave?
Why OP instead of whining how ugly 3D girls are realize that the one who is ugly is him, and its 100% his fault that he has no girlfriend.

>>11026189

>implying i want physical girlfriend

>>11026206
>>>/a/

>>11026206
>Its my choice that i dont have a girlfriend. If i wanted i would have one.

>>11026218
>>11026218

it is my choice

i dont want one

Every day you sit in your room you make a decision not to have a gf. Every day.

>>11026229

>Every day you sit in your room you make a decision not to have a physical gf. Every day.

ftfy

>>11026234
Tell me about your imaginary girlfriend, OP.

>>11026243
>>11026243

>implying she isnt real

>>11026243
Its a perfect girlfriend who loves OP. He is sure she will never leave him. She will never make fun of him. He will spend exactly the moments with her he wants to spend.
OP is afraid of real gf because he cant be sure she wont dump him, or she wont cheat him. He cant be sure what she thinks about him. Real life is tough. If you cant stand your sorrundings, if you cant follow the rules of real life, its better to create the world inside your head.

why wouldn't you want breast implants if you were a girl? if I could get muscle implants I'd do it.

>>11026326
I wouldn't, large breasts are gross and cause back problems.

In fact, there is literally something wrong with your brain if you like large breasts since large breasts are a sign of pregnancy, something undesirable in a potential mate.

>>11026333
Why did humans evolve large breasts?

xDDD

>>11026281
get out of /jp/

I like the squealing in japanese porn. It's is better than the ape-yelling of ugly american whores.

Why do Korean men and women shave their jawlines, get double eyelids and completely change their faces? It's not fair and it's like messing with the natural selection, it's really unfair.

>>11026341
Large breasts aren't bad, it means they will produce a lot of milk for healthy children, but there is a happy medium between being completely flat and having cow tits for the ideal mate.

>>11026362
Don't you mean artificial selection?

Choosing things based on looks is a human thing, so it's artificial. See: cows, dogs, bananas

I don't want a gf, I want a cute trap /jp/sie boyfriend instead.

>>11026376
I'm a cute /jp/sie trap but I'm too shy to make friends, let alone a boyfriend.

>>11026374

implants dont produce more milk

>>11026376

>trap boyfriend

traps are girls

>>11026360

>implying those are the only options

>not wanting quiet soft love making