/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You sure told her, Youmu.
So cute.

Reimu looks like she's motioning Youmu has some screws loose in her head.

What are Youmu's ten desires?

Yuyuko is a mean girl.

>>11010262
1. you to shut the fuck up

>>11010278
stfu

>>11010285
>>11010278
Fights are forbidden!

Marisa, how are you not ashamed of yourself?

The smartest!

The cutest!

The coolest!

She is also the lewdest! but I won't sexualize Youmu.

>>11010221

Which mythology pertains to a mixed race of human and phantom?

so love her

I'm sad that nothing came of that thread about cuddling with Youmu overnight.

>>11010380
I request her superior 10 desires form!

>>11010388
No way. That hair is silly.

>>11010396
She just hadn't enough time to fix her hairs! And I think they are so cute!

>>11010383
i would cuddle youmu overnight

>>11010408
Would you continue to cuddle her in the morning? Maybe enjoy some coffee with Youmu?

>>11010423
Breakfast and getting late with Youmu!

>>11010407
I know, and it IS cute in a way, but I'm worried about it catching on. Messy hair ill-suits someone as self-disciplined as Youmu.

>>11010431
Youmu overslept!

matcha with youmu

>>11010432
Yeah, that's the very picture of discipline right there.

Back in time with Youmu!

would you go to the youmuhama kaidashi kikou cafe?

>>11010457
She tries.
Besides, time passes at the same speed for disciplined people as everyone else. She woke up right into an incident; no time to dress and groom herself properly.

perfect housewife

So, which one is better? Zettai Ryouiki Youmu or Pantyhose youmu?

>>11010512
Of those two, Zettai. No question.

>>11010512

Zettai Ryouiki simply doen't fit Youmu's personality or style. In pretty much every ocase other than this one, I prefer Zettai Ryouiki, but I have to go with the pantyhose or Youmu.

although for Youmu, normal socks are ideal.

would you collect youmu from afterschool club?

>>11010512
B-but Youmu isn't so lewd.

1/3
Youmu

>>11010625
2/3
gets

>>11010633
3/3
tricked.

>>11010611
Oh, I can be anon. I can be.

>>11010549
Going to school with Youmu!

>>11010625
>>11010633
>>11010647
Why would you draw that? Why would you post that?

>>11010701
She's really gonna need that overnight cuddling now. That was a nasty dream.

>>11010647
Touhous can't hurt each other! No! stop it

>>11010701

Sorry, I just wanted that GETs.
>>11010633

>>11010675
Oh god, what happened to her legs?

>>11010727
Well why didn't you post something else?

>>11010647
Reisen would never do that to Youmu

ITT : 2hu for secondaries

>>11011233
Woah woah woah, hold up buddy.

I like Youmu because she's very cute and soft.

I LOVE Youmu because her battle in PCB blew my mind the first time I played it.

>>11011243
>You're a human, I see.
>I shall drain every drop of the spring from you!
Crowning Moment of Awesome.

>>11011243
Same

>>11011276
Sorry but you must be 18 to use this site.

>>11011287
Are you going to post Youmu or what anon? There are other threads for bitching about secondaries and cancer and other self-fellating, buzzword-heavy shitposts.

but anon she doesn't exists

>>11010221
Even in doujins it seems that a lot of the cast forget that Youmu is half-human. I kinda wish there were more half breeds or more interactions between the current halfs and humans

>>11011243
why are her nonspells so much harder than the spells

>>11011416
doujin works forget everything. for instance, no one portrays Toyosatomimi no Miko's hands how Zun meant them to be.

>>11011430
I always thought the spellcards were harder

>>11011416
>half breeds

I don't know.. that just sounds wrong.

>>11011430
I know exactly what you mean. You face her midboss, and she opens with this devastatingly tricky cross-hatch nonspell, and you're like well I'll just bomb it whatever... but then it comes up TWO more times. fff

>>11011447
Youmu doesn't fuck around.

>>11010409
Is this a reference to how her spells in PoFV make it rain bullets?

>>11011438
They also forget Hijiri's broken arm or Satori's short arms. ZUN must be so angry.

>>11010611

LORE ACCURATE BLOOMERS

fuck...FUCK!

take responsibility for this boner Youmu

youmu has a unhealthy relationship to violence

Youmu a dork.
Parcy wuz here

>>11011596
H-how?

>>11011718
suck my cock dude

>>11011729
That's too lewd.

Oh no, Youmu slipped

>>11011596
MY MAN
I specifically label all of my bloomer Youmu images.

>>11011596
Not to mention lore-accurate tube legs.

Would you touch a Youmu?

>>11011788
plenty more where that came from.

>>11011795

But she's cold to the touch...

Maybe in summer.

>>11011827
The human part is warm and awesome.

>>11011785
W-woah... that's just too much...

>>11011827
Do iiit

>>11011416
There are other half humans?

>>11011853
Too much what?

dorky

>>11011860
Isn't Keine half human?

>>11011872
No, she's a werehakutaku.

>>11011872
She went human->youkai, like Alice, Ichiren, Yuyuko, Byakuren, Yukari.

>>11011860

Rinnosuke is another half-youkai.

>>11011880
Doesn't that mean that she's half human and half hakutaku?

Bullying with Dorkpaku

Youmu is cute!

>>11011887
No, that's not what that means at all.

>>11011864
She is too cute, that picture made me blush...

>>11011892

>>11011892
D-don't bully Youmu!

>>11011889
>were
>Back-formation from werewolf (“man-wolf”), from Old English werwulf, derived from wer (“man”), from Proto-Indo-European *wiHrós (“man”) + wulf (“wolf”).
I'm quotking Wiktionary.

>>11011896
Etymology of the word doesn't really change the fact that she's not a halfbreed, but a cursed human.

>>11011894

>>11011887
You wouldn't call a werewolf a half-wolf, haha.
Perfect Momento says there are two kinds of were-beast. One is born that way and has a full beast form. Keine became hakutaku and that means it's a partial transformation.
She's still very humanlike in the sense that many Touhou are, but no, not half-human.

>>11011906

>>11011911
Please stomp on my dick, Youmu!

>>11011906
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1543

>>11010221
I want to take care of Youmu, and make sure bullies never hurt her!

How soft do you think she is, /jp/? Can you please describe that feeling?

>>11011930

>>11011932
Soft as HECK

>>11011932
Like a cloud in the sky, silly anon~

>>11011932
I think she can handle herself.

>>11011795
Yes

Reisen thread, and Youmu thread.
I'm enjoying this pairing, like it's so obvious.
Aaand beautiful ~
I'm enjoying Hakutsuru Sake right now too, happy 20th(wat?) birthday to me, /jp/.
This autor's UdoMyon is so arousing! Very naisu~.
There must be more of UdoMyon, my one true pairing of Myon+... .

>>11011969
Youmu is a freedom fighter!

>>11013275
Happy birthday.

>>11013350
Such a beautiful dojin, today... Thank You very much, anon. It's heart-warming...
Aaand, you've ruined it, Kaguya, I was waiting for lewd-things-that-come-after-kissing<wbr> thing, ya'now....

>>11013415
Personally I think Udonge goes better with Eirin.

Sorry anon.

>>11013503
Well, it's not like I only stick to one pairing.
This dojin is good, I remember it very well.

>>11013520
It's a pretty cute doujin but sad at the same time. Eirin must get a thrill from 'first times' though.

>>11013527
Well, I think that she's too intelligent to go full on emotions. And probably used her many times before...

>>11013527
I can't blame her. If I were Eirin I would abuse the bunny pretty much every day.

>>11013561
If I were Eirin I'd kiss her ears and give her tummy rubs everyday. I'd have soft hands.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm19065505

Why does Youmu get such excellent fan content? From doujins to porn to comics and art...

>>11015810
cuz she is an excellent secondary magnet

why do fan drawings of youmu almost never look like h er

>>11015854
How so?

>>11015810
Because her hair is the colour of semen which is very arousing.

Youmu doesn't wanna get up yet.

>>11017550
How much trouble would I get in if Youmu woke up to me licking her vagina?

>>11017569
She'd lose faith/trust in you and probably attack you with swords.

>>11017550
I can wake her up with something that is already up if u no wot i meen

>>11011416
Youmu is not a half-breed. Half-human half-phantom is a race on its own. Neither is Rinnosuke for that matter. However the print works are being ambiguous about him.

Youkai aren't born from simple sexual intercourse to begin with so I'm not sure how a half-breed is possible. They come into existance.

Youmu just slept through an entire day and then some. Should we be worried?

>>11010512
>Zettai Ryouiki Youmu or Pantyhose youmu?
Are they the same thing?

It's hard not to sexualize youmu when she enjoys fucking men so much.

>>11022940
Lies!

>>11018936
>I'm not sure how a half-breed is possible.

They're supernatural. Everything is possible, and the question is not even "how". And if it is, the answer is "that's how people believe it happens".

And since people just copy what they're familiar with into their myths, we ended up with a bunch of humanoid or animal-shaped youkai eating and sleeping and generally acting just like humans. I'm pretty sure most of them are perfectly capable of reproducing sexually, too.

>>11022853
Perhaps.
I would probably touch her stuff if she slept in.

>>11018936
A human fucked a ghost like Yuyuko and a human screwed whatever youkai-half Rinnosuke is.

I hear talk that Sakuya is half-lunarian now.

>>11023144
>I hear talk that Sakuya is half-lunarian now.

That was a fake. False alarm.

>>11023144

Saying that Sakuya has something to do with the moon mary sues is heresy.

Sakuya's connection to the Lunarians is very ambiguous. She doesn't show signs of knowing any more about them than anyone else in any of the media, from IN to SSiB.
It's Zun's comments which make things curious:

Eirin's IN profile says that she's surprised to see Sakuya, but that only she knows the reason why. When Zun was asked about this, he gave a cryptic reply that Touhouwiki translated to, "if I talk about the relation between these two, then the games would all be reduced to one, so I left it out".

People seem to forget about the profiles a lot. Eirin's profile also explicitly states that she keeps her power level lower than Kaguya's out of respect when she is really much stronger, but I've seen a lot of people claim Kaguya is stronger.

anyway, youmu dump commencing

Perfect housewife indeed.

Aku Soku Zan.

results of the pairing

Youmu is one cute little swordsgirl.

fuck the police

>>11023833
pew pew

hey Youmu, pointing that is dangerous~
for my heart

>>11023770
Best artist. Such a good Youmu. Lewd at times, but not to the point that that's all there is.

>>11010647
Aren't you happy they have spellcards now?

>>11011443
Her spellcards have a time slowing effect that helps you dodge. Not so with the non-spells.

>>11011445
daily reminder that Japanese are racist and still believe in purity of blood.

>>11024024
and water is wet

>>11024019
Except when you get to her midboss stage 6 and you think time is going to slow but it's just a trick.
>>11024024
Nothing significant ever happens overnight. Japan is slowly becoming a more tolerant society.

I'm so glad I broke up with her.

>>11024067
Rejecting youmu!

>>11024019
>>11024061
Why does that happen anyway?

>>11023920
This one's pretty good too, though.

>>11024067
Why so spiteful, anon?

>>11024112
Because it'd be virtually impossible to dodge them otherwise.

>>11024112
It's just the ambiance of her danmaku style. read her spellcard notes bro!
Some of it is described as the eternity before a [sword] strike, some of it described as finding enlightenment, etc. etc.

>>11024248
Nice filename bro.

>>11024271
i usually name on random whim so they may as well not have names...

>>11010221

But she's 100% slut.

Just like Yuyuko raised her to be.

>>11024305
Sounds epic dood

>>11024338
*Sanae

>>11024345

You mean Sanae 2.0.

They called me half-baked

so I got baked and cut them in half

>>11024364
He told me to make him dinner, so I did it was delicious.

5th best Touhou. Would collect from afterschool club and cuddle in the mornings.

>>11010512
Straight bangs Youmu is the best Youmu. TD messy hair is pure heresy.

Would you bathe with her?

This picture is now obligatory for every Youmu thread. Instant boner.

>>11024429
That tub is already to small for Youmu. I wouldn't fit, so no.
Youmu's already pretty small, so to be so cramped in there...is she bathing in a sink?

>>11024437
>chest
>fat hips
>no rape

n-no

>>11024447
>fat hips
>chest
Well, ok, I guess if that's your taste-

>no rape
Get the fuck out. Youmu's plenty sexy without being raped.

>>11024442
okay, okay. What about this one then? Big enough for you?

>>11024463
Much better.
Although, now that I think about it, wouldn't this be really embarrassing for her?

>>11024453
>Get the fuck out. Youmu's plenty sexy without being raped.


Never said she isn't

it's just that only rape/degradation can make me horny

nothing else works

>>11024470
Ofc it'd be. She's a pure-hearted maiden after all.

>>11024468
How sad for you. Being turned on by rape is fine, but ONLY being turned on by rape and rape alone?

>>11024463
No, because i am homosexual.

>>11024484
Maybe not, then.

Oh, now this was a fun picture. I wish this artist drew Youmu more.

>>11011438
What's wrong with them? She clearly has the back of her hand against the shaku.

>>11024410
I think it depends on the pillow she uses. A normal one will tussle her hair.
>>11024546
lololol

>>11024661
For some reason before TD she wasn't using herself as a pillow. Maybe they were cuddling instead.

>>11024673
>Youmu cuddles herself because she has no one else to cuddle
>yfw

>>11024714
Is Youmu lonely?

>>11010231
shut up

personally, I don't like how Youmu's character changed in 9 and post 9

wehere the hell did the "cut EVERYTHING LOOL" attitude go?
is "Youmu" a title passed down?
where the hell did original Youmu go?

>>11024754
I doubt she has many peers in the netherworld.
She likely doesn't think on it much, too busy with gardening and cooking.

>>11024486
not just that, only certain situations can turn me on

normally I don't get boners at all

I can't even force-fap anyomre

that doesn't prevent me from liking/reading hentai doujins, although I don't masturbate to them

>>11024767
>it's just that only rape/degradation can make me horny
>that doesn't prevent me from liking/reading hentai doujins, although I don't masturbate to them
Hey, a soulmate.

needs more cirno

A fine young lady.

>>11024851
That's not Youmu, she's not like that.

>>11024858

I don't know man. She was taught by Yuyuko, after all.

>>11024895
Please don't talk about Youmu being corrupted by her beloved master...

>>11024901

I prefer to call it mother-daughter bonding.

>>11024927
Turning Youmu into such a lewd, slutty thing isn't anything nice like that!

>>11024947

Well she's not going to let her precious daughter get beaten by someone like Sanae, you know?

>>11024982
Being slutty isn't going to help her beat Sanae.

>>11025003

It'll certainly help in beating Sanae at sucking the most dicks in the shortest time period.

>>11025018
Sanae doesn't suck any dicks, so that wouldn't be a very hard thing to do. Youmu probably wouldn't want to do it anyway.

>>11025036

Liar. There's no way a Japanese highschool girl like Sanae would've gone by without sucking off a bunch of guys. Most guys in Japan believe that's the case with schoolgirls, at least.

>>11023116
They can't reproduce sexually exactly because they are supernatural. There is even that bit about the youkai rabbits in CiLR.

>>11025051
Maybe, but Sanae is weird. She wasn't a normal schoolgirl.

Youmu hasn't gone to school, right? Can she read and write and stuff?

>>11025065

And yet Yuyuko was able to fuck Youki and give birth to Youmu. Pretty big miracle if I do say so myself.

>>11025066

There's nothing in canon that suggest Sanae wasn't living a relatively normal life as a Japanese schoolgirl.

As for Youmu, I don't think she's gone to school, but I'm pretty sure she's intelligent enough that she can read, write, and fuck like an ordinary schoolgirl.

>>11025079
Oh, shut the fuck up. Slutfags have NO room to cite canon.

>>11025124
It's appropriate to note that Myon isn't genetically half human, half phantom, but rather she is part of a bloodline in which everyone has a human half and a phantom half. Some people still don't get this somehow.

>>11025131

If she wasn't half of anything, they wouldn't refer to her as half of anything in the first place.

>>11025131
Didn't mean that part.

Doesn't that contradict what you said earlier about Youmu/youkai just appearing into existence? By saying she's part of a bloodline, I mean.

>>11025065
>that bit about the youkai rabbits in CiLR

Refresh my memory, which bit?

>>11025136
She has two halves, one human and one ghost. I'm just saying doesn't mean she was just born from a human fucking a ghost and they made a halfbreed the way a german shep can fuck a collie.
>>11025137
Did I say such a thing? I can't imagine I would have, because that's wildly incorrect. PMiSS states that the Konpaku are a lineage of half-human, half-phantoms.

>>11025003
Japan agrees. This is the face of a girl that knows men.

>>11025155

>She has two halves, one human and one ghost. I'm just saying doesn't mean she was just born from a human fucking a ghost and they made a halfbreed the way a german shep can fuck a collie.

Looks like someone doesn't know anything about Mendelian genetics.

>>11025213
So, what rule of genetics states that a shep fucking a collie produces a creature with both a body of a shep and a body of a collie, controlled by a single mind?

>>11025213
"the girl stayed in this world after she died"

c'mon, it writes so right at the beginning of PCB stage 5
that's why she is "half" and not "full"

>>11025155

The term "lineage" refers to successive generations of specific individuals that have common traits or affinities. That does not mean every single person that's in the family tree (such as a spouse who comes from another family) has to share that specific trait/affinity.

>>11025228


>So, what rule of genetics states that a shep fucking a collie produces a creature with both a body of a shep and a body of a collie, controlled by a single mind?

That could be possible, assuming one of them was alive and the other was a ghost.

>>11025228

>So, what rule of genetics states that a shep fucking a collie produces a creature with both a body of a shep and a body of a collie, controlled by a single mind?

Ever heard of parasitic twins?

>>11025213
Well, that's for basic genes.
The resul is way more complex and it's a fusion of more genes.

>>11025266

Personally speaking, the simplest explanations are the best--They cut out a lot of subjective bullshit.

If not, I'd love for you to explain it then

>>11025286
Some traits are not controlled by a single gene.

>>11023814
>gatotsu
>Aku Soku Zan

I really think this is one of the main reasons I like youmu so much. She reminds me of Saito Hajime. Kenshin is such a badass anime for being so old.

>>11025252
>That does not mean every single person that's in the family tree (such as a spouse who comes from another family) has to share that specific trait/affinity.

It kinda does when the trait in question is an ability to reproduce.

But yeah, the claim was never that half-ghosts only breed among themselves. They could be shagging humans and have the offspring be a half due to the trait being dominant. Or better yet, it could even be showing just once every few generations (explaining why the only halves we know of are Youmu and her grandfather).

>>11025265
Ever heard of grasping at straws?

Youmu a coward!

>>11025338
She's just bad with scary things. I wouldn't call her cowardly when she leaps into combat so readily.