/jp/ - Otaku Culture

As long as you don't come from /v/, /b/, /fit/, or /sp/ I don't care.

Only neo-/jp/ does any of those except maybe the last one.

Is that the joke?

i'm full unadulterated /jp/ and i find your shit heretical

prepare to be purged. jan, kill.

>/jp/ despises normalfags for being close-minded and scornful of their interests and sexual preferences
>/jp/ vehemently attacks anyone who admits to liking anything that's not 2d/lolicon

>/jp/ claims to hate the shit out of Japan
>/jp/ is disgusted by the culture of its own country and likes the most distinctly Japanese aspects of Japanese culture

>/jp/ hates on anything that's mainstream or popular
>/jp/ likes toohoo

>/jp/ claims to hate sluts and people who are "obsessed with sex"
>/jp/ spends most of its time masturbating to doujins of toohoos being raped by packs of faceless men

>/jp/ claims to hate sexual promiscuity
>/jp/ shaves its legs, dresses up in promiscuous clothing and buys prostate massagers/onaholes

>/jp/ is a bitter misogynist
>/jp/ always talks about how it wants to be the little girl and takes drugs to turn into a woman

>/jp/ claims to hate going outside
>/jp/ claims to hate humanity
>/jp/ claims to hate socializing
>/jp/ claims to hate normality and anyone who is not NEET
>/jp/ has threads with 100+ unironic replies, in which they talk about how they want to go to Gensokyo and live out a normal life with their "waifu"

>/jp/ claims to hate CYOA and fanfiction
>/jp/ loves doujins and shipping, which are just as shitty

>/jp/ adopts NEET/hikikkomori as its board identity.
>/jp/ is mostly composed of college students or college dropouts

>/jp/ claims to hate /a/ shit.
>/jp/ watches or has watched anime

>/jp/ claims to hate /v/ shit.
>/jp/ makes Persona, Ar Tonelico and Lufia threads

>/jp/ claims to hate /v/-style posting
>/jp/ constantly uses /v/ memes like greentexting, implying, trollface, mfw, babbies, autism etc

/jp/ - Hypocrisy/General.

Whoa!!! That post is really green! This bird is green too.

>>11017121
>>11017109
Who are you quoting?

>>11017115
Everyone comes from /b/ at some point.

I saw a /v/ user dominating a bunch of retarded fags from /a/ the other day. My respect for the board went from zero to barely exists.

In before an army of fags call everyone who doesn't think /jp/ is the greatest place on earth crossboarders.

MEIDOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11017122
Green Bird is a good song

>that face when /jp/ers pretend like they don't know what something popular is because they want to fit in.

>>11017135
I mean currently on all of those

>>11017121
>>11017109
are clearly crossboarders who weren't on this board for a long enough period of time.

>>11017139
Some people genuinely are that clueless. Acting proud of it is fucking dumb, though.

>>11017121
But /v/ didn't "invent" any of those memes. They just steal them from other forums then force them and beat them to death until they become accepted.

Is OP the guy from the youtube reviewer thread?

Your facial expression when you realize that board culture changes ever so slightly with each thread like this.

Something to think about tonight.

>>11017152
How long is "long enough"?

>>11017115
Don't forget /a/.

>>11017152
I wish this term would just go away.

>>11017148
>Acting proud of it is fucking dumb, though.
It's one of the most efficient ways to communicate your disinterest.

>>11017164
The best way to express your disinterest is to not reply.

judging from how many people use "crossboarder" unironically, it's safe to say that 95% of /jp/'s current demographics are 12ers
oh deer

>>11017166
Everyone of worth came from /a/ during the split.

>>11017175
yeah, from 2008 /a/

>>11017149
The same could be said of all memes.

I live with my boyfriend, not my mother. So there, the joke's on you!

>>11017173
Some of them are probably 11ers who latched onto the term as soon as it became cool.

>>11017166
Most of the /a/ people here try to hide it at least

I was on /jp/ before you guys even stopped sucking your momma's titties.

>>11017197
well yeah I'm still at it

>/jp/ vehemently attacks anyone who admits to liking anything that's not 2d/lolicon
Hyperbole, 3d love isn't looked down upon here, this is not /a/.

>>/jp/ claims to hate the shit out of Japan
Where? This is the board with most actual weeaboos

>>/jp/ hates on anything that's mainstream or popular
ok, i'll give you this one.

>>/jp/ claims to hate sluts and people who are "obsessed with sex"
Most i've seen is people admitting that they'd rather havee relationship with virgins like themselves'


>>/jp/ claims to hate sexual promiscuity
again, see above

>>/jp/ is a bitter misogynist
That's /a/ you're thinking of.

>>/jp/ claims to hate going outside
no
>>/jp/ claims to hate humanity
yes
>>/jp/ claims to hate socializing
yes
>>/jp/ claims to hate normality and anyone who is not NEET
no
>>/jp/ has threads with 100+ unironic replies, in which they talk about how they want to go to Gensokyo and live out a normal life with their "waifu"
where?

>>/jp/ claims to hate CYOA and fanfiction
>>/jp/ loves doujins and shipping, which are just as shitty
your mom is just as shitty

>>/jp/ adopts NEET/hikikkomori as its board identity.
>>/jp/ is mostly composed of college students or college dropouts
college dropouts are neets too

>>/jp/ claims to hate /a/ shit.
>>/jp/ watches or has watched anime
/a/=/=anime

>>/jp/ claims to hate /v/ shit.
>>/jp/ makes Persona, Ar Tonelico and Lufia threads
/v/=/=videogames

>>/jp/ claims to hate /v/-style posting
>>/jp/ constantly uses /v/ memes like greentexting, implying, trollface, mfw, babbies, autism etc
Only autism, the rest is bullshit

Hey /v/ who you quoting

>1017197
I'm sucking your momma's titties right now.
Say hi mom

>>11017246
Absolutely disgusting.

>>11017115

I'd say /fit/ is alright. I come from one of the more decent boards (/pol/), and I can say that coming here makes me a bit embarrassed.

I should edit the css so that the colour for quoted text is at least legible in bulk–long posts in green are a nightmare.

>>11017246
Trolled hard

>>11017246
>3d love isn't looked down upon here

Stop parroting this. You weren't here for the Idol Wars. That's fine, but please honour what we fought for.

>>11017246
>It's like someone took an /a/ copypasta and added a few /jp/ related things to make it fit

It's actually a /jp/ copypasta from 2010, I believe.

ironic shitposting in /jp/ is the pinnacle of 4 decades of Internet research and development and billions of years of human evolution

>>11017280
2010 isn't 2008 fag

>>11017288
that actually sounded remarkable

>>11017284
I was going to laugh at him for being a retard but then I realized that some of the things he said weren't even blatantly wrong. /jp/ has actually improved in a few ways since 2010.

>>11017292
I didn't say it was, faggot. I was just posting a separate example of a nerd getting owned into the stratosphere by a mod (who also said "no 3d in /jp/").

>>11017280
3DPD is the worst meme.

>>11017302
who gives a shit about what moot or mods say
/a/ was slowly becoming shit after the 06/07 flood so /jp/ was bound to be created eventually as a refuge

there was nothing about normals and neets to begin with, nobody gives a shit about your social status, it's all about the actual posts and content

fucking faggots, did you forget you are on an anonymous board? the idea is to disregard those external trivialities

>>11017109
>>11017121
It's dangerous to troll here, Anon-kun!

>tfw /jp/ was your third board after /v/ and /b/

bend over

onegai

>>11017316
>who gives a shit about what moot or mods say

Because it reflects two years of drama we went through. The final consensus was that idol fans are allowed one idol thread and they should keep to themselves. Right now there are about five idol threads, and they keep leaking into other threads as though it's a general interest.

>>11017319
I went /mu/>/lit/>/a/ (briefly)>/g/>/jp!

>>11017313
i'll never stop liking this picture

>>11017320
Boo hoo. My precious 2D is almost touching a 3D post.

2hu is only popular in a subculture no one gives a shit about

That shit isn't mainstream

I've been here since last summer. Don't you dare call me ``newfag".

>>11017109
>>11017121
/jp/ is the better board and everyone knows it.
Image taken from the /s4s/ sticky!

>>11017333
/s4s/ sounds like a bunch of faggots.

>>11017319
correction, third board after /v/ and /a/
o wate, they're all the same

>>11017334
They are but at least they know their place.

>>11017121
>>11017109
nice greens, nice memes,

>>11017330
>``
>"

You're doing it wrong, ``newfag''.

Any NEETs going to the NEET con?
http://www.national-training.com/events/conferences/neet2013/

>>11017358
>27th February 2013
?

>>11017127
>>11017149
>>11017152
>>11017313
>>11017333
>>11017344
Just fucking leave

>This entire thread
/jp/ isn't one person

sage for not 2hu

>>11017358
>http://www.national-training.com/events/conferences/neet2013/
Wait, so at a NEET conference they teach you how to stop being a NEET?
This doesn't sound like the place for me.

>feelio when me mum actually calls them dolls to make fun of me

>>11017363
epig anime reaction image

>>11017358
>Birmingham

N-No thank you...

>>11017366
My mom got a new camera and I was playing with it and my mom said to stop recording and my grandma said "don't worry he's just taking pictures of the girl on tv so he can go take them up to his room."

It was that monster movie cartoon with the giant white haired woman

>>11017368

This is an imageboard bub.
Stop shitposting and fuck off.

>>11017334
That's the entire point of the board.

>>11017365
lol

>>11017382
got em

>>11017373

mfw he took the bait

>>11017382
*high five*

>>11017121
The succinct answer to that pasta is that all of the shit done in it was done by retards from /v/ and that people had no idea what /jp/ was created for, so they whined about "hypocrisies."

>>11017402
Spoken like someone from /v/.

>>11017397
The is the most convenient and dumbest excuse in the world.

>>11017109
>>11017121
stupid crossboarder, fuck off.

>>11017403
That* is the most convenient and dumbest excuse in the world.

My bad.

>>11017333
google says that originated on reddit

>>11017405
>>11017246
>>11017152
>>11017149
this shit is making me laugh. you dorks tryna seem soo /jp/ yet you can't recognize that dumbass pasta thats been overused since 2010

i mean c'mon guys, this is just embarassing
fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S6467647
(click view same if you wanna feel even stupider)

wannabe jpsies PLEASE go back to your board

>>11017382
>>11017384
>>11017384
>shit posting

Fucking cancerous pieces of shit.

Kill yourselves out of /jp/

>>11017451
Since when has bait become something someone replies to once and moves on? Isn't that more like a graciously offered snack than bait?

>>11017471
Shitposting bait goes against Global rule 6 and belongs on another board.

I'd advise you try it out on /v/, it would suit you better.

wara wara wara wara

>>11017439
Who could have guessed that the people forcing stuff like "crossboarder" were new?

>>11017532
stfu

>>11017481

Fuck off we don't want gr8 b8 like that on /v/, m8

>>11017319
I went /b/ -> /g/ -> /jp/