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gay otaku megathread

>> No.11015211
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Alright boy, enough of this.

Fappin' to traps is NOT gay!

>> No.11015216
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>>11015211

i;m gay dude

>> No.11015218

>>11015211
Traps are a meme.

>> No.11015223

>>11015218
/jp/ is a meme.

>> No.11015227

Oh god, /jp/. Haagen Dazs was on sale a few weeks ago so I loaded up, specifically on vanilla bean. When I opened it I noticed that the texture was off. It was far too crystally. I figured I'd make a shake out of it.

Well I just got done making a shake with one whole container of Haagen Dazs, and this shake tastes great.

>> No.11015228

>>11015227
Why didn't you buy Rum Raisin?

>> No.11015230

>>11015223
Stop forcing it.

>> No.11015232
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>> No.11015233

>>11015228

Sounds like it melted and got refrozen rum raisin would never recover from such a thing

>> No.11015237

>>11015228
I had Rum Raisin last year and didn't care much for it.

>> No.11015239
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>>11015216
Well I'm not.

Now if you excuse me the OP picture got me hard. I must now release man essence to the scene of cute traps getting violated.

>> No.11015240

>>11015233
That's probably exactly what happened, which is why they were all on sale. Oh well. I get a cheap source of great ice cream for shakes now.

>> No.11015246

>>11015240

that's why i'm dubious buying sale product ice cream personally ut i might take a gamble if i can make some nice shakes w/ it

>> No.11015248

Am I the only one here with dicks on my mind nearly 24/7?

>> No.11015255

Being gay is a meme.

>> No.11015263

>>11015239
you mean your unborn children you sick fuck

>> No.11015264
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oy vey my otakus are gay! hehehhe i just sucked my black /jp/ bfs big dick i love the taste of cum in the morning! lets get together we should all poz each other up who here is ready for an irl /jp/ meat n greet ;)

>> No.11015265
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Who tranny otaku here?

>> No.11015272

>>11015264
That's fucking gay.

>> No.11015275

>>11015248
I've had loli on my mind nearly 24/7 for a few months now. It was like this last year too, but not to this extent.

>> No.11015277

>>11015265

That guy's mom sounds amazing.

>> No.11015281

One of the meetings for the logistical planning for the invasion of the Soviet Union included in its conclusions:

1) The war can only be continued if the entire Wehrmacht is fed from Russia in the third year of the war.
2) If we take what we need out of the country, there can be no doubt that tens of millions of people will die of starvation.[5]

The perceived grain surpluses of Ukraine were particularly important in the vision of a self-sufficient Germany. Yet Ukraine did not produce enough grain for export to solve Germany's problems.[8] Scooping off the agricultural surplus in Ukraine for the purpose of feeding the Reich called for: 1. the annihilation of what was perceived by the German regime as a superfluous population (Jews, the population of Ukrainian big cities such as Kiev which did not receive any supplies at all);[9] 2. the extreme reduction of the rations allocated to Ukrainians in the remaining cities; 3. a reduction in the foodstuffs consumed by the farming population.[10]

>> No.11015286

In the discussion of the plan, Backe noted a 'surplus population' in Russia of about 20–30 million. If that population was cut off from food, that food could be used to feed both the invading German army and the German population itself. Industrialization had created a large urban society in the Soviet Union. The Plan envisioned that this population, numbering in many millions, would be cut off from their food supply, thus freeing up the food produced in the Soviet Union, now at Germany's disposal, to sustain Germans. As a result, great suffering among the native Soviet population was envisaged, with tens of millions of deaths expected within the first year of the German occupation. Starvation was to be an integral part of the German Army's campaign. It preceded the invasion and was in fact an essential condition of it; it was believed that the assault on Russia could not succeed without it.[11]

>> No.11015303

>>11015277
She called her son gay, basically.

>> No.11015333

godddamn i love pully out my winer it getting big and rubbing it till orgasim to gay japanese mangas

>> No.11015377

>>11015303
He is gay, basically.

>> No.11015386
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do any of you qt /jp/ posters wanna be my koibito

>> No.11015393

>>11015377
Liking traps or futa isn't gay, basically.

>> No.11015404

>>11015393
>Liking traps or futa isn't gay, basically.

Yeah, sure, whatever you say queer.

>> No.11015401

>>11015386
No, your disgusting 3D life form who brings forth germs and living smells

>> No.11015410

>>11015386
Are you willing to cyber and talk a lot about anything?
Also are you hot

I might

>> No.11015416

are you really gay?

i thought you had a girlfriend?

>> No.11015419

>>11015265
Sauce of that Sakuya doujin

>> No.11015422
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>>11015416

i only like dickhavers ;_;

>>11015410

please pay attention tom e

>> No.11015427

>>11015303

I know, but it's done in a funny way. Like the kind of thing you'd be angry about at first but ends up as a silly story to bring up later on.

>> No.11015431

>>11015422
I'm going to tell your boyfriend you made this thread.

He is going to be mad.

>> No.11015438

My boyfriend is mad at me, what do I do?

>> No.11015441
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>>11015431

i don't have one i'm a smelly single gay neet

>> No.11015446

>>11015441
He dumped you didn't he?

>> No.11015457

>>11015422
>please pay attention tom e

I am, give me your contact info

>> No.11015458
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>>11015446

>> No.11015459

>>11015438
cum on his face while hes asleep

>> No.11015463

>>11015457

add me on skype jay pee im maidsinjapan

>> No.11015467

>>11015459
He's the top.

>> No.11015474

>>11015467

cook him a cute meal and bring him coffee

>> No.11015480

blake you faggot i hate you

>> No.11015489

I don't like the sight of dongs in tight clothing.

>> No.11015507

>>11015463
I sent you a message with my account please add

>> No.11015526

If you are adding eachother on Skype, do you perchance have the account of a loli I could add, or have tips on how to meet lolis on the internet?

>> No.11015530
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>>11015526
he didn't add me on skype

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>>11015386
>>11015422
I love cuteposters like this. They make /jp/ such a lively and fun place.

Does anyone know who this character is or what she is from

>> No.11015536

>he still hasn't added me

I don't care, I didn't want to be your friend anyways.

I was doing it for a joke! Hahaha

>> No.11015572

W-would any bois want to add me?
id: qqqqwhat

>> No.11015575

What have you NEE- I mean "gays" been up to today?

>> No.11015601

>>11015575
Parents have been bothering me about not getting a j- uh, I mean, I've been sucking a lot of cocks, man. Goddamn cocks. Delicious.

>> No.11015611

I came into this thread to laugh at you all. I'm pretty sure the majority of people here aren't even gay.

>> No.11015616
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I want a cute "girl" to rub kawaii cocks with and push them together and stretch a tight lubed condom over them and thrust really fast trying to make the other one cum first <3

Anyone else want this thing or just me

>> No.11015623

die scumbags

>> No.11015625

OP sucks dicks

There seems to be no end to it

>> No.11015629

elly you are my favorite jaypee

>> No.11015635

>>11015386
T-too sudden... Maybe we should try going on a deitu first? I mean... If you want...

>> No.11015639

>>11015616
It's calling frot, dweeb.

>> No.11015642

>>11015463
>Skype
Too personal, I can't take it anything further than admiring you from afar on japey

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>>11015616
I was just thinking about how nice it would be for our cocks to kiss, but I never thought of that condom thing. That would be so nice, ah...

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>>11015648
Think about how embarrassing it would be if one of us started cumming as soon as we slipped it in! All that thick cum would fill up the condom and make quite a mess of both of us...

>> No.11015679

>>11015648
>>11015675
Stop it you guys I already fapped today.

>> No.11015683

Aah, I want to rape a /jp/sie~

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