/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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I did some coke with my friends at the office after work. Then I went out clubbing, got smashed and fucked some sluts.

>>11013242
sure. because they sit on their asses watching us work for them.

>>11013247
My office friends won't do coke with me ;_;

>>11013252
You need to know the secret handshake. It varies between offices.

>>11013252
There's not his office friends, they're his friends that he brought inside his office after work.

It was shit, why did you have to remind me that I have a job?

It's been real busy lately with 11~ hour weekdays and Sat. hours. If it wasn't for my sister taking care of all the chores at home it'd be unbearable.

I drink booze and eat expensive food with old people and discuss about business with them. Leading my corporation into prosperity.

I pack vegetables for 8-10 hours. Go home. Get drunk, watch anime/play Touhou. Cry. Go to sleep. Repeat for the next 80 years. Die.

Man, school is full of shit, I thought I was going to be a big shot.

>>11013367
Did you study underwater basket weaving?

>>11013398

No, I studied Physics until my Mom went mental and I had to quit college to look after her. Then she fucking died and I got a job at a warehouse packing vegetables for minimum wage. Life is suffering.

>>11013229
Meh, mostly shit. Still working minimum wage. They started working me doubles this week because they fired like, 1/3 of their crew. I work an extra long shift tomorrow too. But at least I get to sit on my ass all day today. Trying to get better at actually playing Touhou. Results have been...mixed.

>>11013408
>Then she fucking died

Jesus, what a selfish bitch.

>>11013408
>Then she fucking died
Why would you write this like that, it made me laugh.

But anon, I can't imagine the hell you are going through ... how are you managing to keep yourself alive ... ?

>>11013408
If you're a poorfag you don't have access to any bursaries to go back to school? Or scholarships based on merit as well? Bonus points if you have a disability and can make the fin aid people cry with your story. Seriously though. You should try looking into that if you haven't. You want more than a mcjob it seems.

>>11013418

I know.

>>11013419

It doesn't bother me too much, the emphasis was there for a reason. I don't really get upset when people I care about die, its just one of those things that happen.

>>11013427

I want to, but I don't fancy paying it back, given how the job market right now and probably in the future. I can't get a scholarship based on merit since I didn't do much in college because of my Mom.

I've been learning Japanese at home. I'm thinking about moving to Japan and becoming a translator, but its just a pipe dream at the moment, and I'm not very good Japanese, I've been stuck on the same shit for weeks now. I just can't remember anything, I think doing a mundane task for 8 hours a day has destroyed my brain.

didn't have any but plan to work volunteer work at my local thrift store to get something on my resume. The only other job I can do is flipping burgers at my local mc.donalds but I don't want to end up smelling like a french fry at the end of the day.

>>11013447
Can you listen to music while you work?

>>11013451

Nope, its too loud anyway. You have to shout to be heard.

Anyone here get into any office/workplace romance? I met my girlfriend at my job.

>>11013449
Meh, the smell isn't the worst part of working food service. It's the people. I work at Subway while on summer/winter break at college, and I swear I have to stop myself from jumping people for their attitude at least 4 times a day. Also I would vastly prefer smelling like fires to smelling like bread, tomatoes and mayonnaise.

>>11013457
Yes, I met my wife at my workplace eight years ago. We have two kids. The girl is named Patchouli and the boy is named Richard. Me and my wife planned to have two kids and we decided that we would name one each without the other party interfering. She didn't like the name but I wasn't too fond of Richard either. Then it grew on me.

Just been working my job at the bakery. It's my first job and it's kind of nice to get paychecks.

Plays Digital Devil Saga 2 on the side. Should probably get back to studying japanese though

>>11013471
I think that's one of the reason that I don't want to work at a store.
>>11013480
you mean the Famicom game?

How do I solve first order linear ordinary differential equations?

>>11013493

Nope.

>>11013484
Okay, I gotta ask, does your wife know WHY you named your daughter Patchouli? And I wanna know why as well. She your favorite, or you just really like the name?

>>11013484

Richard is a name that commands respect, but also denotes a pretty cool guy. Our machine OP is called Richard, everyone loves him and he's probably boned every girl in the factory.

>>11013484
>Patchouli
does she get bullied for it or does it get shortened to "pat"?

I pity EETS.

>>11013484
>Patchouli

So, which eating disorder do you think she's going to develop when she turns 14?

>>11013518
I pity me too, but I'm not in a position to live of autismbux and my family isn't the kind to let me bum off them. So I'm gonna make the best of it and get me some advanced learning and be a doctor. If any of you NEETs are ever sick, lemme know a Doc Anon will do his best to help.

>>11013530
*and, not a

>>11013447
You don't pay bursaries back. It's a gift. They give it to you due to 'extenuous' circumstances. Usually poverty or disability.

>>11013496
Please respond, I skipped class to play eroge and now I can't even understand what the textbook explains.

>>11013504
Richard means dick.

Worked in a cubicle all week, now I'm sitting at home on my computer, same as any week

>>11013537

No, Dick is short for Richard. Penises probably came to be named "dicks" because old-timey people felt too ashamed to say penis so they replaced it with a common, unassuming name.

>>11013537
Yes it's funny. At our last company we had a really cool manager we called big Dick. Our function's job was to be dicks after all.

>>11013534
If I knew the answer I would have already told you. I have yet to take Calculus, which is what I'm assuming that is. My best advice is for you to try Google.

>>11013534
Use Wolfram Alpha or Khanacademy.

What eroge did you play?

>>11013500
My favorite Touhou. I have been into the series way before /jp/ was created.

>>11013504
It's too plain, I think.

>>11013512
She's only 3. I hope she doesn't get bullied in life.

>>11013529
Maybe. We're pretty messed up parents, I have to admit.

>>11013457
No. I don't dip my pen in company ink. I've worked and been around HR close enough to know about all the problems it can cause. Using it as a weapon against them in politics isn't hard to do either.

>>11013457
You don't shit where you eat, which is a horrible analogy because I've eaten a bowl of cereal on the toilet plenty of times.

>>11013457

There's lots of young nubile polish girls flitting about my factory, but I feel wrong when I look at 3D. /jp/ is all I have.

>>11013229
+$0.18 before rake

Worked most of the week at a restaurant, then visited my dad in the hospital.
I'm home now, and I'm not very happy.

Everything is very stressful, and I don't feel accomplished.

>>11013547
Ok, thank you anyway.

>>11013548
But Wolfram Alpha will just give me the answer.
I played grisaia.

>>11013563
Polish girls are the best.

>>11013242
I think so considering drinking threads and EET threads are both allowed to go up to 100+ posts while NEET threads are obliterated within minutes.

This is part of moot's plan to get rid of the undesirables. The more normalfag-friendly 4chan is the more money he's set to make.

>>11013453
Ah, that's really really shitty. I can do mind-numbing things all day as long as I can listen to something while I'm doing it. Good luck.

I signed up for the Air Force. Are there any military otaku here?

>>11013518
This thread is painful.

>>11013599
how old are you?

>>11013592
/jp/ fucking sucks now.

>>11013599
Killing is hidoi dude

>>11013589

They are, aren't they? Kind and warm. They also say really cute things, my machine OP said to me on my improvement in my work " Good job mate. Before, it (my work) was different, but now it good, and I am happy for this". They're like little fairies.

My life is literally so retardedly busy that I want to kill myself. I wish I could be a NEET again. Please send help.

>>11013563
Do you work for 200 zloty a month?

>>11013607
They're so nice, even when they reject it feels good.

>>11013592
I don't think there ever was a NEET nation here. They're obnoxious and shitpost just as much as the 'normals' they try to villify. Anyone that doesn't agree with shitting on the floor and that being a leech is somehow the most noble pursuit is a normal. Most of them got with the times and left already I'd say.

>>11013608
*grabs dick*
*ties elastic very tightly over where it connects with the rest of my body*
*cuts it off*
*puts it in an envelope*
*buys energy drink*
*dies*
*uses pheonix down*
*sends cock to you*

Enjoy dude

>>11013611

No, £6.19 an hour.

>>11013603
I'll be 21 soon.

>>11013599
Enlisted or commissioned? Either way you'll won't be in any real danger or run ragged. They don't call it the chairforce for nothing and I doubt you're training as a combat pilot.

>>11013616
Nah
You normies are a joke

>>11013624
That's a slave wage it's barely livable. How terrible.

Since she's employed I guess that makes this a thread for Anzu too.

>>11013629
The embarrassing part is that the entirety of /jp/'s history resides within a public archive. Please keep that in mind next time you post, revision-kun!

>>11013636
The way she's employed and makes money as a 'NEET idol' is truly ironic. So she's perfect for /jp/.

>>11013628
I'm going into intelligence, so it should be one of the safer jobs.

>>11013616
I'm a NEET but whether you got a job or not I don't care. Being a normal is more than having a job, having or not having one doesn't say anything. It's more why you live your life the way you do and the way you think that makes you a normal. Normals are more like human sheep following a herd.

>>11013636
Anzu a shit
a SHIT

>>11013639
Normies love to judge you and act superior if they have jobs and you don't.

>>11013650
There hasn't been one instance of that in this thread...

>>11013639
Yeah but most of the people who do have jobs around here also fit into the normalfag lifestyle. They hang out with friends and sometimes have gfs.

Learning programming

hopefully once I do I will be mange to sustain my neet lifestyle from freelancing

>>11013641
You got into intel right away? Thought you needed some experience and recommendations before that.

>>11013616
First, I live probably much more hygienic than most working people here.

Second, instead of wasting my whole life on this board I started to improve myself by learning Japanese and drawing.

That's my only contribution to this thread, bye.

>>11013641
What job do you want? I'm air reconnaissance crewman in USAF

>>11013659
And? Fucking hell, this isn't wizardchan

Can I post about my NEET life here?

>>11013650
And yet the archive is filled with NEETs bashing normals and preaching their superiority. It's far from a one-sided trait.

>>11013670

I have a job, but fucking hell normalfags like you piss me off. Just fuck off and go play Halo with your bro's or whatever.

>>11013668
but if you learn it on your own you're not ET

ET refers to official education

but you sound like a fucking retard, so, yeah, you have generally a good idea
leave /jp/

>>11013670
That makes them a normalfag
That makes them not belong

>>11013678
Times have changed. Nothing stays the same including /jp/.

Normies are tolerated, not accepted.

>>11013678
>That makes them a normalfag
That isn't true. Having a friend or partner doesn't change your interests or the way you think about things. A serial killer can have another serial killer as a friend. Yes, normalfags?

I'm not even going to respond to the other ridiculous posters.

>>11013684

It will if you leave.

>>11013670
There's a difference between just not being normal and trying to hard to fit in. If you have friends, who cares. That also doesn't say much of anything about someone. I'm against normals but I'm also against the tryhard super autists we get here. Both ends can fuck off.

>>11013688

If you're an Otaku who hangs around with other Otaku you're probably a Naruto loving normalfag who cosplays and goes to conventions.

>>11013689
Not happening. If in the small chance you are actually a NEET please remember it's you're kind that's on the retreat from here.

>>11013670
It's heritable.

>>11013684
actually if you look at threads from 2008, people openly talk about "normalfag" and recluse lifestyles in designated threads openly, neither party feeling the need to berate each other

the only thing that changed on /jp/ is that people became more elitist and eventually turned NEETdom into a coveted status, constantly putting down everyone that wasn't like them

so much for taking it easy

>>11013697

I'm an EET, I still don't like normalfags. This is why NEET threads were allowed in the first place, because the autism keeps the riff-raff out.

>>11013697
To be honest I find it laughable for otaku of any employment or education level to be bullying someone else.

>>11013696
I don't think you can use those same standards with any /jp/sie.

>>11013696
/jp/ meetups at comiket have been happening for a long time now

>>11013706
I'm an EET too and participated in the NEET threads. They went downhill pretty damn quick and it's like >>11013705 said. Being elitist and spilling over to other threads (truNEET or GTFO) killed it all.

>>11013715
How this disproves what he said?

>>11013715
Those people stop being /jp/ the moment they begin interacting out of /jp/.

>>11013715

Yeah, only the normalfag portion. The others just put their face in their palms and wonder how it came to this.

>>11013708
Don't think it was bullying as just a reminder of the trend. Wouldn't be the only one to think the 'real' NEETs left long ago.

So out of all the internet normals are attracted to places that openly complain about their presence.

Sounds like normalfag practice to me.

>>11013728
#YOLOColonialism

I take my job as a home security guard very seriously. While I'm sitting around in my room shitposting on /jp/, I wear a security guard costume and if I catch anyone up past bedtime during my nightly romps to the fridge I shine a flashlight in their face and yell at them to identify themselves.

>>11013719
Yeah what killed /jp/ mostly boils down to is no one on either side would stop bitching about each other and everyone loves starting fights.

I wish I could get a job at a glory hole sucking cocks all day. I'd be able to watch anime all day - 2 hobbies at the same time.

Or, a job rescuing little girls. Being a hero and being admired by them and patting them on the head at the same time.

>>11013720
>>11013723
>>11013724
lol

>>11013725
no that's just you exaggerating so that your argument seems valid
there are plenty of people that would identify as a NEET here still, me included

those silly threads from 2012 were terrible though, I'm happy they are gone, it wasn't fun to discuss anything with you anymore once people began attacking anybody with a different lifestyle

>>11013724
Can I go to Comiket by myself?

>>11013741

No. True /jp/sies watch from their computers and cry because they can't leave the house and go there.

>>11013739
You should be a teacher at an all girls catholic school.

>>11013732
Have you met WORK yet?

>>11013751
I could teach them to avoid men (except me) until they are 21... (´･ω･`)

>>11013754
They don't have that here gringo.

It sucked. I can't wait until next semester starts so I can at least feel like a NEET as I sit in my room all day skipping almost everything but midterms/finals.

>>11013740
meet-up attending scum

>>11013750
But if only normalfags go to places that create and sell content for non-normalfags then how does anything make sense?

Let's assume for the sake of argument that it's okay to go alone. What do I do if someone tries to initiate a conversation with me? Does that alone automatically register me as a normalfag forever even if I don't respond? Isn't that like rape? What if I respond by running for my life? Does that get me off the hook? Comiket seems dangerous.

>>11013740
Well all the attention whoring goodbyes were griping about this place not being 'NEET' enough. Don't remember seeing anyone having a shitposting fit over the place not being 'normal' enough and leaving.

>>11013740
Kill yourself con-goer

>>11013771
The moment you initiate a conversation with anybody except your immediate family, you are a normalfag. No exceptions.

>>11013771

You were a normalfag the moment you left your house.

>>11013777
Exhibit 189493 for 'truNEET' elitism and the reason why NEETthreads were wisely banned.

>>11013777
I submit the motion to include immediate family under Article 22 of the Normalfag Bylaws.

>>11013739
I want her to suck my cock
But I'm not a pedo

>>11013778
Why just stop there? You're a normalfag the moment you have just the faintest normal thought of going outside the house right NEETbrother?

>>11013781
can't we have just NEET threads without that

>>11013777
m-m-muh no exceptions
i say thanks to cashiers when i go on my monthly energy drink run

>>11013781
truNEET elitism ruined /jp/ and if it wasn't for the whining faggots they would probably still be here and /jp/ would still be /jp/.

>>11013774
I'm one of the more normal people on /jp/ and I'd prefer it got less normal. It's not hard not to talk about normal shit (th-th-this post excluded!) and NEET/hikki shit is far and away more interesting.

>>11013790
fake stuttering, usage of crossboarder memes and sage in name field. Holy fuck kill yourself

/jp/ ruined /jp/ stop trying to delude yourself into thinking otherwise most people who post here oldfags or not are awful people and this board was a timebomb waiting to explode the moment it was created

>>11013781
Fuck off, normal. Go talk to your friends about how you only spend your "spare time" on entertainment.

When was the last time that you had a "wild EET night" ?

Shitting all over the furniture, masturbating secretly, howling at the sun, etc.

What's your schedule like, /jp/?

11:30 PM - 6:00 AM Sleep
7:00 AM - 2:00 PM Work
2:20 PM - 11:00 PM Free time

This is Monday through Thursday.

>>11013787
Yes. Furthermore

If you filled up less than 1000 piss bottles you are a normalfag.
If you weren't homeschooled, you are a normalfag.
If you aren't balding and aren't short, you are a normalfag.
If you are a girl, you are a normalfag.

Get the FUCK out of /jp/, normies.

>>11013798

>>11013777
>except your immediate family
Way to make an special exception for yourself, champion.

How many of you can actually provide proof of your NEETness?
Personally I have the papers from my welfare that I could take a picture of which states I will continue to get ES for being socially retarded.
Honestly, some of you need to step up or fuck off

>>11013801
Why can't we just have general threads where everyone just gets along and stops fighting with each other over stupid shit?

>>11013798
lol

>>11013805
Yes. I'm going clubbing tonight with my bros and tapping dem bitches. During that time I'm sure you'll be shitting on the floor and pissing in bottles. Aren't stereotypes for the purpose of starting /jp/-killing shitfits great?

>>11013819
Because general threads are awful and fighting is the lifeblood of /jp/.

>>11013819
le no consequences for being anonymous face

Everyone in this thread except for me is a crossboarder.

>>11013818
A truNEET isn't on welfare. A truNEET lives with his parents. Get out fauxNEET.

>>11013822
I don't even know who is trolling who in this thread anymore.

>>11013819
i have to take my sexual frustration out somewhere
>feelio when no gf :(

>>11013831
trolling: everyone else
being trolled: you

>>11013829
No a truNEET has /jp/ killing autism.

hi everyone

>>11013831
Trolling doesn't exist. Anyone that says they were trolling are just trying to save face for their dumbass comments.

>>11013841
Autism, literally.

>>11013826
Everyone below and above my post is a crossboarder

>>11013832

Yesterday a car passed me with a little girl in the back seat and she was kneeling with her head out of the window, looking at me. It scared me at first because I only recognized the face, but then when I realized it was just a little girl I felt warm inside.

>>11013842
Everyone that exists but me is a crossboarder! I am the truest!

>>11013838
hello

>>11013838
how horrifying

>>11013728
This. How come they keep coming here if hikkis are so disgusting and obnoxious?

>>11013848
No one else exists but me, everyone else including corssboarders are a fantasy I created to ease the pain as I'm on my deathbed suffering from cancer!

>>11013842
>>11013848
Don't try to pass off my post as a joke. Pretty much everyone here except for me is a crossboarder. This is why I usually avoid /jp/ at this time of day.

>>11013857
But "crossboarder" is a meme from 2012... was that the joke ?!

>>11013857
I think this is more of a weekend thing than the time day.

>>11013857
You ARE the crossboarder, shonen. See. I told you that you couldn't handle the truth.

>>11013861
there is nothing here for actual normals, I bet half this thread was just trolling at it's finest.

>>11013863
It's not a meme. Crossboarder is the ideal term, since every single board except /jp/ has become absolute shit.

>>11013861
Because there's other things on /jp/ in case you probably forgot. Like which 2hu wud u fuq and watching the flanfly.

>>11013867
>implying /jp/ hasn't been absolute shit for years

>>11013867
>except /jp/
FELL OFF MY CHAIR

>>11013870
>>11013875
steamed crossies

>>11013867
>Thinking /jp/ isn't also shit

I went to /jp/ a while ago; you know, /jp/?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the thread at the top of the page, and it had "NEET thread" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to /jp/ just for NEET threads, fool.
There's a million other things you could visit /jp/ for, for crying out loud.
There're even teenagers and students. Off for the summer, time to visit /jp/, huh? How fucking nice.
"Sigh... why can't my parents leave me alone?" God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll find you a nice blog if you get out of /jp/.
/jp/ should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "NEET thread! How was your day?"
Who in the world uses 4chan as a subsitute social network, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to hear how someone's day was?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "NEET thread!"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, EET threads.
That's right, EET threads. This is the vet's way of posting.
EET threads means more shitposting than blogging. But on the other hand there's more meta. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

>>11013867
>every single board except /jp/ has become absolute shit.

heh

>>11013867
/jp/ is shit too. /jp/ has become the board that every other boards username migrates to when their boards gets over in by normies.

>>11013867
im gonna be that guy
/p/ is still good

I went to /jp/ a while ago; you know, /jp/?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the thread at the top of the page, and it had "NEET thread" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to /jp/ just for NEET threads, fool.
There's a million other things you could visit /jp/ for, for crying out loud.
There're even teenagers and students. Off for the summer, time to visit /jp/, huh? How fucking nice.
"Sigh... why can't my parents leave me alone?" God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll find you a nice blog if you get out of /jp/.
/jp/ should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "NEET thread! How was your day?"
Who in the world uses 4chan as a subsitute social network, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to hear how someone's day was?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "NEET thread!"?
Coming from a /jp/ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, EET threads.
That's right, EET threads. This is the vet's way of posting.
EET threads means more shitposting than blogging. But on the other hand there's more meta. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

>>11013889
>I've been posting in /jp/ exclusively for six whole months! I'm better than you, you filthy crossboarder!

>>11013883
>over in

Are you typing on your phone or something, normie?

>>11013870
>>11013875
>>11013878
If you don't like /jp/, then leave. It's completely clear that at least two of you three are crossboarders.

>>11013861
99% of normals on the board are weebs who fly in from /v/

>>11013884
i'm gonna be the other guy and say /jp/ was never good

>>11013895
Who are you quoting?

>>11013895
It's completely clear that you are a crossboarder.

>>11013884
There was a terrible, terrible 4chan panel at AN this year and one of the people at the front said his favorite boards were /p/ and /cgl/ and he also said he hated /f/ so I could never forgive him for that but he also said his favorite anime was Haibane Renmei so my feelings are conflicted.

>>11013889
it's not about liking it or not, if you seriously look at the board catalog and think the board is good, you either are delusional, or you ignore more than half of the threads

SHE'S
NO
MEMORY

>>11013896
>Who are you quoting?
Jones.

>It's completely clear that you are a crossboarder.
It's completely clear that you got here sometime in 2012, if not 2013.

>>11013899
How could anyone hate /f/?

>>11013902
Hi Jones.

>>11013885
A new NEET resistance shitpost? Well besides getting your threads banned and trying to keep them going, /b/roes did shit all over your 'NEET' sermon with porn/guro. I know you're still mad but it won't work.

>>11013908
Do you have the shekels I was promised?

>>11013900
I ignore more than half the threads. It's better than having to ignore 19 out of 20 threads like on absolutely every single other internet forum.

>>11013900
The board catalog ignores time. What happens, in what manner and when?

>>11013911
Not yet, I tried getting Woxxy to pay me but he never does! Oy vey, I need to do something about him.

>>11013917
A box filled with a mixture 50% caviar and 50% horse shit is still shit even if everyone else is eating out of 90% shit boxes.

>>11013918
...and when something happens, how does it happen?

>>11013884
I wish I could like any other boards, since I have a pretty wide variety of interests and I obviously can't post about a lot of them on /jp/, but I just can't. You can just see stupidity oozing out of every post they make. Even though /jp/ has a ton of really silly threads and is shitpost central 90% of the time, it still doesn't have that quality. It's pretty baffling to me.

Sorry for contributing to the meta.

>>11013918
Literally doesn't matter. Check the board pages if it's more to your liking.

>>11013917
It's the same threads every day. Which x has the y(iest) z? and generals. There is nothing good about it, expect the one good thread every month.

If you're a NEET that means you don't have a job which means that you do not receive steady income to own merchandise which means you do not belong on this board.

>>11013910
It's supposed to be humorous, you colossal fucking retard. It's a parody.

Why don't we just take it easy?

>>11013931
Because the board is full of raging spergs.

>>11013929
How new are you?

>>11013898
Whoops, I forgot to include your post in my reply! >>11013902

>>11013922
I'm confused by this analogy

>>11013935
box - /jp/
caviar - quality
horse shit - shit

>>11013931
Because my dick needs to be put in something and it makes my angry all the time that I don't have something to put it in.

>>11013929
Imagine being a wrong idiot. Oh wait, you don't have to lmao

>>11013933
>How new are you?
top lel ive been here since march

>>11013936
Alot of them are most likely just being ironic or going with the flow.

>>11013940
thanks

>>11013931
Because there are insufferable faggots and shitty posters in MY /jp/ and I won't stand for this sort of shit.

>>11013933
Explain to me how my logic is wrong.

>>11013927
>Literally doesn't matter.
You can't be serious, no matter how lightheartedly you treat your imageboard experience. Everything matters, always.

>>11013954
You don't have to continually buy merchandise to be an otaku. And even if you did, some NEETs have income. You fucking faggot.

>>11013957
Ok.

>>11013957

>>11013954
You're too new to understand.

>>11013960
>>>/a/

>>11013931
Because I'm sexually frustrated.

>>11013954
Having to pump shekels into the capitalist machine to be an otaku is Danny Choo logic, first of all.
And some people live with their parents forever or get autismbucks.
I'm astounded that you couldn't think of those things.

>>11013958
>You don't have to continually buy merchandise to be an otaku.

If you don't then you're just half assing and thus not a dedicated member of this board.

>>11013965

>>11013969
sup Danny Choo

>>11013928
I like the same threads every day. I don't want any more change, that's why I aggressively call out anyone I suspect to be a crossboarder. They infiltrate and slowly change things more and more. /a/ is one of the worst of all, besides /b/ they're some of the biggest posers and tryhards I've ever had the displeasure to put up with. You can think you're talking to a /jp/sie and then next thing you know they turn out to be a complete /a/ subhuman. I don't like being fooled like that.

>>11013969
im not dropping 150 bucks on a fumo so you can feel better about me

>>11013969
>If you don't then you're just half assing and thus not a dedicated member of this board.
This board is made almost ENTIRELY out of people half-assing it. There's, like, ten REAL DEAL FUCKING SERIOUS HARDCORE otaku in /jp/ and a few hundred people half-assing it.

>>11013969
Fuck off.

>>11013969
Go to bed dad.

>>11013960
That's correct. As a professional hermit, I care about my anonymous chatbox.

>>11013974
Getting ready to go see some of GSC's new prototypes. FB like, Twitter follow and buy my Mirai stuff if you haven't.

>>11013969
Do you hang your dakimakuras on your wall?

>>11013984
>I like the same threads every day. I don't want any more change.
/jp/ has changed a whole fucking lot since 2008. People who liked it better then are called "crossboarders" these day.

>You can think you're talking to a /jp/sie and then next thing you know they turn out to be a complete /a/ subhuman. I don't like being fooled like that.
What 4chan board or other forum did you come from? Or is /jp/ literally your first experience with an online message board?

>>11013984
A large portion of /jp/ are /a/ refugee.

>>11013974
>>11013978
CHECK OUT MY THREE FIGURES 1000 YEN FIGURES /jp/ I'M OTAKU AS HECK

>>11013987
Just ordered some can't wait for it

Wait a minute.
This thread isn't even about EET lifestyle!

>>11013997
Gosh darnit!

>>11013996
META HIJACK LOL

My boyfriend is very sick but he lives far away so I can't nurse him back to health. I hope he gets better soon.

Thank you for listening.

>>11014000
Fuck you for writing.

>>11013997
hehe

>>11014000
I like reading things like this. I always self-insert myself into the situations. Unless it's lewd. I hate lewdness.

OC

>>11014012
one time i touched a boob

>>11014012
What do you think people do with their boyfriends at night, stare longingly into each others eyes in a completely platonic fashion? They fuck. Or they want to fuck, but can't for various reasons. Sometimes they dress up and fuck. There's a whole world out there.

>>11014012
Wanna touch wieners?

>>11013229
These kinds of threads really piss me off. All that seems to happen lately is normalscum using the term NEET as an excuse to blog and shit, thus discrediting us TruNEETs and Hikis. I'm tempted to make my own NEET website that requires you to take pictures of your bedroom and belongings as well as log so many hours actively posting to be a member. That's the only way to really prove if you're a NEET or Hiki. All of you "weekend" NEETs make me fucking sick.

>>11013994
This is some of the lowest quality irony I've ever seen. You should study the masters a while longer before trying to play in the big leagues.

>>11014017
Well if I had a girlfriend I would just want to cuddle but never have sex with her...

>>11014017
I dress up but have no ones to fuck

>>11014023
Girls don't like cuddling. They're very sexual creatures.

>>11014021
>I'm tempted to make my own NEET website
I'm tempted to go out, find a high-paying job and earn a million dollars tomorrow. Just you wait, guys! It'll happen!

>>11014021
Lucky for you, such a site already exists!

http://wizardchan.org

Please head over there and refrain from making this board any worse, onegai!

>>11014025
What's your email?

>>11014022
you're gay

>>11014025
stop posting this

>>11014023
And what are you going to do when that thing between your legs starts acting up?

>>11014033
I knew you could do it if you tried.

>>11014027
That's disappointing.

>>11014037
I have a low sex drive.

>>11014031
I've been there before. It's poorly moderated and still inhabited by normals. If I made a website I would be monitoring it every waking hour.

>>11014037
Hit it with a ball-peen hammer.

>>11014031
are you fucking kidding me?
I spent a month on their IRC feb-march
The whole fucking board is filled with normalfags who have yet to fuck a drunk chick at a party.
I got permabanned after some guy posted some 5/10 chick and telling him I turned down girls like that in highschool

>>11014032

>>11014044
I'll just ignore it. I hardly ever get erections.

>>11014031
>http://wizardchan.org
Don't give people cancer, ``onegai"

>>11014052
>>11014044
So you could spend a few hours with your flaccid penis shoved into the back of a (hypothetically) sexy, beautiful girl without so much as a response?

>>11014039
Boys like cuddling, as is evident by you wanting to cuddle. You should try finding another boy who wants to cuddle too.

>>11014025
I want to kill you.

I ceased to be an EET today.

>>11014021
I have been considering making a NEET dating website but I have no idea what kind of features a NEET dating website needs.

Does anyone else just have this primal erge to fuck? Like you just want to fuck someone like a wild beast. And no matter how many times you masturbate you're still always half stiff because you want the real thing.

>>11014058
>back
I want to cuddle face to face, with some light kissing.

>>11014069
>and boy body odor is very distinctive compared to a girls swampy vagina.
how do you know this

>>11014059
Cuddling with boys is nice if you're in a cool environment. Otherwise you start smelling b/o and boy body odor is very distinctive compared to a girls swampy vagina. That'd be a big turn off.

>>11014049
>I got permabanned after some guy posted some 5/10 chick and telling him I turned down girls like that in highschool
fucking lol

>>11014066
Yeah. I'ts part of being in your sexual prime as a male and having no way of satisfying your urge to reproduce. Try exercising or doing things to keep your mind busy. If that doesn't work you could also take female hormones which will kill your desire (and your testicles) completely.

>>11014059
I had a friend I used to cuddle with in high school. We weren't gay, we just shared a bed when we went on school trips.

>>11014071
I would cuddle face to face with a cute guy.

>>11014058
It's just cuddling. I just really want somebody to hold physically. It has therapeutic qualities. Sex is just gross and unnecessary. Also 3D is not very pretty when naked.

>>11014072
Because my Sister participates in a lot of sports and I her Vagina is pretty strong smelling sometimes and the smell is way different from my own body odor.

>>11014025
I hope some gay /jp/sie gives you AIDS

>>11014071
Are you incapable of getting an erection even when you are actively looking at something arousing for an extended period of time?

What will you if she, not being hormonally stunted, starts to get horny?

>>11014078
>tumblr

>>11014069
It's not bad as long as both of you have good hygiene.

>>11014084
I'm not saying I won't get turned on, but that doesn't mean I need to have sex or beat off every time I have an erection.

>>11014086

>>11014087
Good Hygiene doesn't matter. If it's warm and you're cuddling you're going to sweat regardless.

>>11014076
That's really cute, thank you for sharing.

>>11014088
There's nothing wrong with having sex or not having sex. I'm just wondering why you would actively not want to have sex with your significant other.

>>11014084
I just don't look at sexual material. I can get horny but it's all for nothing. I don't want it at all, you see.

If there is no girl that will accept this, then I'll die in this apartment refreshing /jp/.

>>11014058
What's the problem with that? I guess I would like making love with her once in a while, but I too have a pretty low sex drive and generally would prefer just cuddling over sex.

>>11014075
Maybe I'll lift weights or something. I also get the urge to lift heavy things.

>>11014031
Does wizchan have the permanently frustrated attitude that /jp/ seems to have? I don't think I can handle a place where people aren't at each other's throats.

>>11014106
A girl who doesn't want to fuck is one thing, but if you want a girl who doesn't even want to talk, you're like, ten times more shit out of luck than you were before.

>>11014094
Because it's too violent and primal. I'm not that type of person. I just need somebody to help me with my depression just with their physical presence. No need for words either...

>>11014091
It sounds to me like you don't keep good hygiene.

If you did then you wouldn't smell bad even when you start sweating a little.

>>11014104
Then get off the internet.

>>11014050
Check your email, cross-dressing-chan.

>>11014094
Not him, but what if you just enjoy cuddling more? Everyone isn't the same and there's people who value and enjoy other things over sex.

>>11014108
It sounds to me like you have no idea how perspiration works.

>>11014106
I agree with all you've said.

>>11014104
have you seen that virgin chart with the 4 different archtypes? the whole place is filled with the "why me?" type

I never knew people could be so pathetic, and i've spent time on r9k

>>11014104
>Does wizchan have the permanently frustrated attitude that /jp/ seems to have?
Well /jp/ only started havng that attitude later on, so I can't say it's "like /jp/" because /jp/ is not /jp/ right now, the way I see it

>>11014109
Please stay on wc

Please stop talking with the people advocating sex, it's quite obvious they are underage and sexually frustrated.

I met and fucked a /jp/er. He was a NEET and pretty desperate so I decided to help him out. His parents paid for his trip all the way out here and I serviced his dick for 3 days straight with little breaks in between. He was the horniest guy I'd ever met.

>>11014111
I like Chinese food more than Mexican food, but if there's a taco in front of me and I'm hungry, I'll eat it.

>Well /jp/ only started having that attitude later on
Pretty sure /jp/ has had an elitist fuck-you veneer to it as long as it's been around.

>>11014114
Are you aware of an invention known as antiperspirants?

I would really hate to be near you since it's obvious you don't use them.

>>11014129
I don't understand you analogy.

>>11014132
I'd hate to be near you since you're obviously an ignorant person.

>>11014134
At least I keep basic hygiene and don't smell bad.

I'm finished talking with you now, goodbye.

>>11014129
>an elitist fuck-you veneer
Not really

Even if 4chan has NIGGER in its vernacular, that didn't mean it was hostile or anything
This place went from playful to what we have today because way too many new people in a short period of time that came here for the wrong reasons

>>11014128
>His parents paid for his trip all the way out here
what

>>11014133
Someone may generally enjoy cuddling more than sex, but if he's horny and she's horny there is obviously some sort of physiological arousal going on that isn't going to be satisfied by just cuddling.

>>11014140
Does that including spreading deodorant on your entire body multiple times a day? You must smell really nice. Fucking idiot kid pretending to know shit on the internet.

>>11014140
What area do you live in? I keep relatively good hygiene but I don't think I could stop myself from sweating if I lived in Manila or something.

>>11014153
He lives in an air conditioned basement and never leaves. He knows everything there is to know about everything, just ask him.

>>11014094
I would still want to have sex with her, just not every day.

>>11014144
I doubt I'd get horny each time I'd hug and/or cuddle with her, as it'd be a way of expressing affection for each other and feeling warm and nice. And, even if I got momentarily horny, it's not like I'd do anything just because of that (especially if she wasn't horny) like I were some sort of wild beast whose actions are governed by his dick.

>>11014161
That much is reasonable, not every couple fucks like rabbits (and some couples don't fuck at all, despite what I've been saying). But it sounded like the person I was originally talking to had some active mental opposition to the idea of sex and I was wondering why that was.

>>11014118
I wasn't sexually frustrated until I hit my 20's. I had no interest in sex as a teenager. Now I'm just over loaded with testosterone.

I was a NEET for 5 (or was it 7?) years. My first min-wage shift is this week.

>>11014176
One of my favorite pictures from that thread.

>>11014173
I like the idea of love making. Using sex to express how close and how much you love each other, just not having sex for the sake of sex.

after trolling probably 20 people in this amazing thread I am now taking my leave
have fun talking to the horny teenagers

>>11014173
Sex is gross, dude.

>>11014187
Something a teenager would say.

>>11014179
>it's not like I'd do anything just because of that (especially if she wasn't horny) like I were some sort of wild beast whose actions are governed by his dick.
Obviously not. You're not a slave to your dick. Nor to your stomach. But if you're hungry and there's food around, if you're actively choosing _not_ to eat the food surely there's some sort of reason for it.

>>11014191
21

>>11014195
Something a teenager would say.

>>11014188
Can't argue with that.

>>11014066
>prima
Sex is overrated.

>>11014192
I just think that biological urges are really flawed. I just don't seem to agree with sexual things. I don't know why, but they gross me out and make me feel uncomfortable. No religious upbringing or other similar reasons. Just the way it is.

>>11014195
The age every teenager says. 21 or 20.

>>11014203
ignore the greentext I fucked up

>>11014205
We're you touched as a kid?

>>11014210
Too late. Your mistake is going to stay there forever and we will all laugh at you.

>>11014211
No.

But I've never been with somebody before.

>>11014192
Maybe I'd prefer the warm and relaxing feeling of cuddling over some frenetic gross body fluid exchange out of nowhere. I'm not saying that I wouldn't ever have sex, just that I don't think I'd like it more than other things.

>>11014213
I know.

>>11014215
Maybe you would like the warm and relaxing feeling of a vagina.

>>11014128
>I met and fucked a /jp/er. He was a NEET and pretty desperate so I decided to help him out. His parents paid for his trip all the way out here and I serviced his dick for 3 days straight with little breaks in between. He was the horniest guy I'd ever met.
I wish I could meet a guy that horny on here.

Right now I'm shitting, posting on /jp/, and drinking beer, how cool is that

>>11014225
You shouldn't drink alcohol, it's bad for you.

I haven't beat off in 6 months. How cool is that?

>>11014231
I want to die.

>>11014225
so
cool~

>>11014237
Well in that case go right ahead bro.

>>11014220
I doubt it, but still everyone is different and I'm sure there's people that are happier cuddling or doing something else than having sex.

>>11014237
Then why don't you kill yourself?

>>11014239
Sometimes I wish I kept a log of how often I masturbate so I could study it for frequency but I can't get over the feeling that doing such a thing would be stupid.

>>11014242
Because I'm a pussy

>>11014238
Thanks i feel a little better now

>>11014245
I tried to keep a log of how often I masturbate, what I masturbated to, and how nice it felt to cum, but after I came the first time I realized it was pointless and I stopped it.

I keep spending all my neetbux on girls clothes
Even though I don't look great in them, it's still fun playing dress up.

Today I got my first pair of girls shoes.

>>11014254
I know how you feel. Girl clothes don't look good on my gross body, but it feels nice to feel girly.

>>11014260
What kind of clothes do you wear?

>>11014254
Please start tripping so I can filter you

>>11014263
Whatever skirts I can find that fit me are always nice, and I'll wear stockings with that. I'd like to wear more of a variety.

>>11014269
That's not very nice of you.

>>11014271
That's because I hate you.

>>11014254
Something that has been bothering me for a while, why do you post those pictures?

>>11014271
You can filter by image you know.

>>11014254
It would be fun to have a girly chat with you!

>>11014277
What's with the hate man?
Give peace a chance.

>>11014279
I post other images too

>>11014280
What's a girly chat?

At first I thought it was using silly emoticons but I guess it's talking about clothes and stuff?

>>11014282
But I hate you so much I can't help it.

>>11014291
Why the cars specifically, though? There must be a reason.

>>11014254
I want to wear girly clothes, but I have no idea where I should start.

>>11014303
I started with skirts and socks
Because they are quite cheap and look good

>>11013842
>>11013826
How can you not be a crossboarder? /jp/ is far too slow and boring to be the only board you browse here.

>>11014294
Yes, we could trade cute pics of our dressing up, and talk about which clothes we like, where we buy them from.
We can also gossip about cute /jp/ guys

I didn't even read this thread and I came to post in it to say NORMIES GO TO HELL

>>11014333
Right on brother. Keep fighting the good fight.

>>11014329
That sounds fun. How can I have a girly chat with you please?

>>11014340
Thanks brother.

>>11014350
Just give me your email

>>11014399
Okay, thank you.

why is this thread so slow?
Where did all the shitposters go?
Maybe it needs a countersage bump?

>>11014420
It's on autosage.

>>11014425
Ops I guess my new is showing
Thank you anon.
Does this mean we need a new thread?

>>11014435
please start a new thread

>>11014440
I'm too scared of janny
Almost every time I make a thread I get banned.
Even when I try not to shitpost.

>>11014441
whoa almost time for quads

>>11014445
Aw so close, good try anon!

quads

>>11014063
Please respond.

>>11014448
my best is never good enough

>>11014452
Are you talking about a neet forum?
Where can have have cute little avatars and trade gaia accounts?