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Vodka!
You're feeling stronger.
Vodka!
No more feeling bad.
Vodka!
Your eyes are shining.
Vodka!
You are the real man.
Vodka!
Washes away your tears.
Vodka!
Removes your fears.
Vodka!
Everyone is gorgeous.
Vodka!
Now Vodka!

Drinking is good for you.
Soon you are unconstrained!
Drinking is good for you.
Here comes the Womanizer!
Drinking is good for you.
Not anymore lonesome.
Drinking is good for you.
And you will feel awesome.
And you will feel awesome.

Our respect for nature.
Our vodka and drinkers.
Promising that the vodka we reserve is as pure as it was thousands of years ago.
Our respect for nature.
Our vodka and drinkers!

>> No.11009645

>>11009641
It isn't smirnoff ice.

>> No.11009641

>smirnoff
>vodka

top lel

>> No.11009647

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfQDAWJaN34
superior booze song

>> No.11009648

Rootbeer Smirnoff 100 proof is top tier

>> No.11009650

smirnoff smells, though. I've had cheapo flavored vodka with glycerine in it that's been less of a hangover than that faggot shit (filtered 5 times, my ass!) and watered-down everclear (corn alcohol) is always better when you can get the stuff.

>> No.11009655

>>11009650
Platinum has never given me a hangover and it is cheap shit.
Seagram's gave me the worse hangover ever. Pinnacle is bad too
Smirnoff is ok

>> No.11009653

>>11009650
Is everclear cheap?

>> No.11009658

>>11009653
Don't drink Everclear, anon.
and yes it is

>> No.11009663
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In America, Smirnoff love everyone. In Soviet Russia, everyone love Smirnoff!

>> No.11009671
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11009671

Who Grey Goose here?

>> No.11009698

Vodka!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx3QtLBHQVI

>> No.11009700

Alcoholism is unhealthy.

>> No.11009707

>>11009700
Nobody cares.

>> No.11009714

>>11009700
Nobody likes a negative nancy

>> No.11009717
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>>11009700
well okay no shit, sherlock, really?

I mean, duh

come on, what the hell is wrong with this boring, stupid board? Get interesting again, come on, I know you can do it since you've done it before COME ON

you know you want to

>> No.11009744

Skyy>Grey Goose>Smirnof>anything else vodka

this is not up for debat

>>>/ck/

>> No.11009751

>>11009744
>Skyy
>Grey Goose

Shame about your tastebuds.
Everyone knows Tito's is the best vodka

>> No.11009749

>>11009717
I must resist drinking alcohol. I want to live into old age.

>> No.11009753

>>11009749
My grandpa does every drug under the sun. Smokes and drinks MD 20/20 every day all day for the last 80.
he's 93. Still walking, still working.

>> No.11009755

>>11009753
Is he a virgin?

>> No.11009760

>>11009755
No, he isn't.
He bangs tons of prostitutes. I have uncles that are 12.

>> No.11009763

>>11009755

>grandpa
>virgin

how can you be this retarded?

>>11009751

>Tito's

Shame on yours and buying that cheap shit

>> No.11009767

>>11009763
Tito's isn't cheap, plebian.

>> No.11009768

>>11009749
Why the hell would you want to get old? That's the absolute last thing I want. I hope I'm dead before 50 at the absolute worst.
I've been around old dying people all my life. My parents had me when they were in their 40s. I've seen nothing but aged husks of grandparents and their siblings dropping like flies in the slowest, most disgusting ways imaginable. My parents are getting there and are largely incapable of doing things themselves anymore. I couldn't live like that. It would involve having people around at all times so I can ask them for things, two things I hate. My greatest fear is getting old. It would be a nightmare.
I guess it's one of the reasons I booze and smoke so hard. I'd rather die young and sick than literally old and busted.

>> No.11009777

>>11009768
That's truly saddening. Fortunately for myself, I have something to live for.

>> No.11009785
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>>11009777
until they all die you do

>> No.11009787

>>11009777
What's sad about dying before you get miserable and incompetent? It's not like I have nothing to live for; I'm a disgusting hedonist. I exist to enjoy myself. Being old would directly interfere with that.

>> No.11009788

>>11009763
>how can you be this retarded?

He could have adopted or had children by artificial insemination (I'm not sure how recent that is, but I'm sure people have been putting sperm into people like that for centuries).

Check your privilege.

>> No.11009793

>>11009768
>>11009787
Baka nerds. You're still going to have those miserable last few years, they'll just come quicker. You don't suddenly drop dead from being unhealthy, it ruins your life first. So you can either have up to 60 years of comfortable living, or around 40. It's your choice.

Personally I'm planning to get murdered when I hit 60.

>> No.11009798

>>11009793
Heart attacks are pretty sudden

>> No.11009799

I come into this thread hoping for discussion of vodka and friendliness, not a bunch of NERDS talking about this morbid SHIT
step up, /jp/

>> No.11009802

>>11009799
A thread full of people drinking vodka turned out to be somewhat depressive? Crazy.

>> No.11009801

>>11009788
The pussyfication of America.

>> No.11009805
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>>11009802
I get happy and chill when I drink. Why would you drink if it makes you sad?

>> No.11009803

>>11009787
And what if they invent technology to turn your brain into a computer shortly after you die? I bet you're going to feel real bad then!

>> No.11009807

>>11009700
And you will feel awesome.

>> No.11009810

>>11009650
I've never had a hangover from Smirnoff....

I think the only thing that has ever given me hangovers is wine. And it tastes like shit...

>> No.11009811

>>11009805
It's more that people who sit around nursing bottles of vodka tended to be depressive to begin with rather than any fault of the drink itself.

>> No.11009813

>>11009793
>You're still going to have those miserable last few years, they'll just come quicker.

Better to get it over with then. Besides, my family will all be dead by then. I'd be put into some awful place for old people or something if something happened to me since I'd have no one to aid me.

>> No.11009814

>>11009793
Being killed quickly would be optimal, but I'd hate to indirectly put someone in jail again.
Jail is just as bad as being old.
I figure a heart attack or whatever would do the job nicely, and even without it dying of some horrible heart disease would probably be faster than dying the way any of my great/grand-Xs did, like serious blood poisoning from bedsores, or being incapable of shitting and being crushed from the inside.
I dream of the day when the medical industry gets their head out of their ass and just lets people who want to die, die. I've seen age cause so much suffering. They all hit a point where they just wanted to be put into a coma and left to die painlessly, but that'd be illegal.

>> No.11009822

>>11009817
Brew your own booze with table scraps.

>> No.11009823

>>11009814
http://finalexit.org/

Not difficult to kill yourself. What are they going to do, arrest your corpse?

>> No.11009824
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11009824

Please cheer up, /jp/!

>> No.11009817

>>11009805
I'm only sad because I'm out of booze and money.

>> No.11009826

>>11009823
site doesn't exist, turdburglar

>> No.11009825

>>11009824
>>11009805
>>11009785
Same shitposting faggot.

>> No.11009827

>>11009825
Wow, how did you figure that one out?

>> No.11009830

>>11009827
Psychic powers.

>> No.11009832
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11009832

>>11009825
I'm not the first one.

>> No.11009834

>>11009830
Sure must be nice.

>> No.11009835

>>11009832
Prove it by deleting your image.

>> No.11009837

>>11009835
Which image?

>> No.11009839

>>11009837
How about >>11009805

>> No.11009842

>>11009840
Just do it, unless you are a pussy.

>> No.11009840

>>11009839
How would deleting my image prove anything?

>> No.11009848

>>11009826
>>11009835
>>11009839
>>11009842
totally calling samefag

>> No.11009845
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>>11009842
I aint no puss, faget

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>> No.11009856

>>11009845
You are a prancing little twinkie.

>> No.11009858
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>>11009848

>> No.11009865

>>11009858
what are you gonna do about it, cat?
problem? are you wanna die?

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>>11009856

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>>11009865

>> No.11009876
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>> No.11009917

>>11009862
Settle down, fairie boi.

>> No.11009939

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43QesesWJQs

Better song.

>> No.11009951

so since the /jp/ mansion is just out the window why don't we move into a /jp/ squat
we can have our autism bucks sent to our parents and have them send it to us indirectly and we can live off of king cobras and dumpster krispy kremes and shamble around the streets at night in a drunken stupor, together, fucking the system and yelling at girls for being 3D
we could play in those multistory parking garages all night. those are so fun

>> No.11009956

>>11009951
Life on the streets is hard.

>> No.11009961

>>11009956
Word.

>> No.11009961,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009951
That sounds wonderful.

>> No.11009961,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11009961,1
stfu

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