/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Outside of /jp/ is pretty scary, I rarely venture out myself

You brought that upon yourself. Where was it?

>>11006593
Never leave, /jp/. Never ever ever leave /jp/. You should've listened, man. Never leave /jp/.

/jp/ is so full of shit. It's not called gensokyo for nothing.

I wrote a script that blocks all the other boards. It redirects any other board to the front page of /jp/ if someone should try to crosslink. It removes all the links to the other boards, so it appears /jp/ is the only board there is. I browse full screen and do not go on other sites.

>>11006610
Let's just say a

Much
Lamer
Place

has a touhou related thread going atm.

>>11006641
You've got to be kidding me

I know you are all joking about believing in Gensokyo and stuff, but I actually believe in it..

>>11006641
What the hell were you doing there?

>>11006655
Why they wouldn't know? Disney cartoons are broadcasted worldwide.

>>11006593
Wait. How the hell do the nips know about Winnie the Pooh?

>>11006649
I can't give you a satisfying answer to this question.

>>11006643
Yup. Threads still up. Hard to cross link on a phone though.

>>11006641
I couldn't find it on /a/ or /v/. Please spill the beans.

>>11006657
Yes.

Winnie the pooh is pretty Asian actually...

>>11006661
>I can't give you a satisfying answer to this question.

I hope you weren't there to masturbate at *THAT*

>>11006647
What makes you think we're joking?
Gensokyo is one of many places in the astral plane
You can try travelling there when you sleep

>>11006664
There's a reason he used the words he did. It's a hint.

>>11006641
What I wanna know is where those asshats get off saying Gensokyo isn't real, when they spend all day wishing to be in their FAR INFERIOR sugar rainbow fantasy land.

>>11006686
That's awful.

But Gensokyo isn't real.

>>11006680
But I believe it as a "real" place, everything about it it's so well explained, take for the example the Prince Shotoku/Miko thing. Everything makes me believe in the Gensokyo theory, the Japanese history is full of true facts and "invencted legends" mixed together. Hell, Christians thinks that Jesus making miracles are historical true fact, why can't I believe in Gensokyo?

>>11006661
Is this the thread? >>>/mlp/11198114


Sent from my iPhone

>>11006655
Because in the modern world, everyone has access to everything. Derp.

There are no secret clubs anymore. Winnie the Pooh has been around since 1924. Word gets around, you know.

>>11006702

>which fandom will you jump to, if any?

It's like they don't really like ponies, they just pretend to to "fit" in the "fandom"

>>11006687
I live in a place that may be strange to you.

The women here are not vapid cute cardboard cutouts, they happen to be 3d, and I occasionally venture outside into the daylight.

Its called "America".

>>11006704
Because Touhouism is not a religion. Paul the apostle faces similar persecution

>>11006704
>>11006680
>there are people who literally believe in a special anime land heaven and don't just say that to joke around or troll

>>11006709
How horrifying

>>11006717

>>11006680
>the astral plane
>astral plane

So, /jp/. I'm not a native to your board, but I hear your getting into Astral Travel!

Just remember, it's all in your head! Also, don't try and create a fucking tulupa of your BFF anime waifu.

>>11006709
Sounds like a scary place.

>>11006719
Nah, its actually quite nice.

Assuming you are not autistic of course.

>>11006704
I like touhou bexause of that. It's a fairy tale, which is nice, but it's one that rests JUST outside of our world.

Grimm style fairy tales happened long ago in generically euro-UK places. Gensokyo has a when (now) and a where (Japan) it's just walled off for safety. Events within modern times play into their events. (Apollo missions)

That's way more fun and interesting than the same old fantasy.

>>11006722
>it's all in your head
Materialist detected

>>11006722
What the heck is a tulupa? Some kind of flower?

>>11006717
Who said that? I can figure out who you're quoting.

>>11006709
I don't believe in Gensokyo dipshit, but what I'm saying is those horsefuckers have no right to say it's fake when they wanna fornicate unicorns in Ponyland.

>>11006725
Are you not autistic?
What are you doing here?
This is an autism support board

>>11006736
*can't figure out

>>11006722
>tulupa

A tulpa chalupa?

>>11006733
Please, delete your post before he replies. You don't want to know.

Breathe in, breathe out

Breathe in, breathe out.

Breathe in, breathe out.

The feeling of giving a shit about this is slowly leaving your body.

There, isn't that better?

Take it easy.

>>11006733
A tulpa is a conscious "thought creature" that exists in your head and can act independently. The technique is some ancient shit, reborn on modern times first on /x/, then on /mlp/ as some people decided this was a method to get their waifu. Touch and visual hallucinations are possible.

It's debated if this ties into hypnosis / power of suggestion.

Cute image dude.

>>11006710
Christinity wasn't considered a religion either by the Romans, just some kind of blasphemy, I'm not even worshipping Gensokyo and its gods as a deity, I'm just considering true its existence as explainable, for example the gods are just normal living being that live thatnks to the faith.

>>11006746
>>11006733
Well now gentlemen, gather round and I will tell you a story!

It is a story of trolling, degenerates much like yourselves, autism, personality disorders and delusion!

No, I did not just describe /jp/; I did not include Anime.

Anyway, once upon a time in my home of /x/, many years ago, someone made a thread asking "HOW DO I CREATE A TULUPA" now, the natives of /x/ laughed, hid the thread and then moved on. Eventually another thread about Tulupas was created, and someone actually answered.

Put bluntly, a Tulupa is a sentient thought construct that is given life in the mind of its creator. Now, the /x/philes understood that there was nothing magical about this; it was actually a mix of forcing yourself to become schizo, deluding yourself to believe in something hard enough, and obsessing over something long enough. Supposedly if you imagine and concentrate on the Tulupa you want to make, it would eventually come into existence in your mind. You can see it, hear it and talk to it, but nobody else can for obvious reasons.

Now, it was all a joke until /mlp/ picked up on it. If there is one group that is more autistic and neckbearded than you /jp/, it would be /mlp/. Those morons grasped onto the concept and decided to try and make pony tulupas for themselves.

To make a long story short, que insanity, multiple personality disorders and general dumbfuckery inflicted on themselves. These guys take your imaginary land concepts to the next level.

>>11006593
Gensokyou isn't real
Equestria isn't real
The Who-niverse isn't real

You're in the real world anon. Your best bet is Walmart.

>>11006784
For clarification, does anyone have the screenshot of the thread where the guy had the eternally screaming Tulupa?

That would serve as an excellent indicator of what can go wrong.

>>11006655
>nips

This may be hard to recognize due to the picture being largely a copypasta, which doesn't let him expose his raw natural "talents", but I'm pretty sure it's by a certain infamous deviantard.

>>11006784
>insulting /jp/
Enjoy your report, faggot. We have power over your normalfags here

>>11006795
>Gensokyo isn't real
Yet.

Oculus Rift + the right 3d models and animations, and we've got your visitable Gensokyo right here. Who can code?

>>11006808
>/x/
>normal

Pfhahahaha.

>>11006814
>/x/
>implying you have anything that can possibly wierd me out

>>11006808
power over normalfaggots. Sure. Normals aren't called normal for nothing. Retarded people are called special for something...

>>11006733
>>11006746
>>11006784
I don't think it's just a /mlp/ thing, we had a shitload of threads about this a while ago.

>>11006808
>/jp/

>>11006796
>eternally screaming Tulupa
Haha, that poor bastard, I wish I could hear it
I found this one, I don't know if it's the one you refer to but jesus christ

>>11006830
Your wish is my command.

>>11006808
who r u qoting

>>11006838
No, this one was a thread on /mlp/.

Some guy there made a Tulupa and something from his subconcious tainted it. Apparently it looked like some sort of skinless eyeless horror and was constantly wailing and screaming and following him around all the time.

>>11006840
I have no trouble fapping to this.

>>11006840
what the fuck is that

>>11006840
Oh christ almighty, its that thing again. It never fails to derail a thread on /v/.

>>11006854
>what the fuck is that
I think it's pretty kawaii.

>>11006854
196234070HK THE KING COME DOWN

>>11006865
God dammit /jp/, now you have done it.

You've let /x/ in.

>>11006876
You mean like inviting a vampire into your home?

Am I /x/ enough, yet?

>>11006840
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

NUKE BIRD DEPLOY

>>11006876
I was lurking up till this point.


/x/ is fine and a bit off, but you're ok /jp/. I love /jp/ like an older sister.

>>11006882
Not yet son.

Becoming /x/ enough takes years of difficult work, examination of shitposters, analysis of troll threads, research on the NWO and more.

Relax, gents. Nothing is real. It's all a trick of your brain, and when you go to sleep, the world ends.

>>11006882
Depends.

Do you know what the appropriate answer to someone asking how to summon a succubus is?

Do you know how to chaos magic?

Do you know how to turn a skeleton into jelly?

Have you ever seen a UFO?

Are you a time traveler?


If you answer the first question properly, and answer yes to any of the other questions, welcome aboard!

If you fail to answer the first question properly, lets hope a skinwalker eats you.

If you answer no to all question but the first one, gtfo illuminati shill

>>11006890
Who are you black texting?

>>11006914
What happens when I wake up? Am I the origin of creation?

>>11006895
The "New World Order" is not a single entity in reality, but a kind of imaginary boogyman. I used to believe in such a thing, but then I realized something. I noticed how every time someone brought up the NWO it was always couched in religious language. Most of the people who talk about the NWO are Christians and sometimes Muslims. They both have teachings about a figure akin to an "Anti-Christ" and totalitarian world government. It's this that fuels suspicion about the Free-Masons and the Ordo Templi Orientis, among other groups thought to be part of the NWO. Most people who believe in these things will call you a disinfo agent if you disagree with them, so they only allow those who agree to have freedom of speech. It's a worldview built on an assumption that the world government exists and that they are competant and focused, rather than the reality.

20634 THE KING COME DOWN

639649 THE KING COME DOWN

236507 THE KING COME DOWN

/x/ is dead and far beyond salvation.

>>11006922
Yes, of course you are. It's all in *your* head, remember?

>>11006927
The free masons and the knights tempar are nothing but smoke screens.

The real power is held in the hands of the Bilderberg Group and such.

>>11006925
>If you fail to answer the first question properly, lets hope a skinwalker eats you.
Okay. Okay, I can do this.

You... You make a large pentagram is blood and jizz, while chanting "Tally wally ho, suck my dick!"

>>11006954
Good enough.

Another appropriate reply would have been "Sage" "stfu faglet" or "Your mother succubused my dick".

Actually, there haven't really been any Succubus threads on /x/ in the past 4 years. Thank god things changed.

>>11006925
I am a UFO. Does this disqualify me from becoming a citizen of /x/?

>>11006973
We already have 20 people claiming to be sentient UFOs. Go transform into a ghost or something, we can let you in then.

>>11006963
Actually, I've been to /x/ once, during the spring cup. I saw an "I'm attempting to summon a succubus" thread while browsing the catalog.

>>11006925
How much does the illuminati pay to shitpost on the internet I have bills due soon and I don't wanna draw off of my savings or steal from my family again

>>11006976
I lied about being a UFO, I'm actually a sentient computer.

Can I get in now?

Any of you have the Cirno I want to believe image?

>>11006979
>I'm going to attempt to summon a succubus

Wow. Anyone who wanted to fuck a horse or a youkai? You're off the hook.

>>11006983
Pfft. We already have Cleverbot, though you may be able to join as soon as we discover where she is being held.

>>11006982
/x/ and /pol/ held a consortium to standardize the wages paid to shills and shitposters. The price per post is now fixed at 19 cents.

What can I say, those Jews grasp for every penny.

>>11006991
Not even two, whole dimes. Darn those Jews.

>>11006988
About six years or so ago, /x/ discovered a forum filled with people who claimed to have summoned invisible succubi (or incubi for those with a taste for bottoming) that would fuck them and make them cum in public places.

Naturally, we infiltrated the site and brought the whole thing crashing down.

Those were the good days of /x/.

>>11006985

>>11006890
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>>11006661
on phone and crossboarding?
heh get out summer

>>11006991
It takes about 20 posts to derail a thread, and derailing a thread takes about half an hour on /pol/...

Man, that's like 8 bucks an hour! At least I get to have fun doing it...

>>11006991
>/x/ and /pol/ held a consortium
That would be nearly as bad as a consortium held by /jp/.

You would have people fucking around with Ouija Boards in the lobby and getting possessed, KKK members dancing in the ballroom, suspicious individuals chanting random crap every few seconds, libruuuls and people drawing pentagrams with sweat and semen on the walls.

>>11007003
So this discussion has come full circle back to tulpas?

>>11007014
>mfw Dorner was going on his rampage

My god. If none of you have ever been on /pol/, or you missed that somehow I feel sorry for you.

It was and quite possibly will be forever so the greatest week in /pol/s life. The Happening was in full force.

>>11007021
it looks like it bud
>>11007025
dorner? who the fuck is that

>>11007026

Just random niggy. /jp/ shouldn't itself with normalfag media.

>>11007018
You are mistaken.

>>11006730

I dunno, Gensokyo is pretty similar the the Fairy World in British mythology. They literally believed there was a world inhabiting the same space as them full of beautiful young women and strange creatures that was inaccessible to a normal Human.

>>11007026
>not knowing about the legend of Christopher Dorner
Sit back kiddo. It is the most glorious thing to have happened in a long time.

>Los Angeles
>Dorner is in LAPD
>encounters first hand the corruption and lack of oversight
>decided to do something about it
>publishes a manifesto saying he would bring the police to their knees and expose every last dirty flaw, as well as kill them all
>kills police commissoner and her daughter or something
>police promptly looses it and shits its pants
>the national guard, helicopters, a major highway or two in the middle of LA are shut down
>dorner captured on video entering a store and buying scuba gear
>oh, did I mention he used to be a frogman in the military?
>/pol/ speculates that he used the scuba gear to swim to mexico
>this seems to be confirmed when his documents are found near the border
>meanwhile, the LAPD shoot 3 or 4 women and men because they thought they were dorner
>dorner escapes LA
>eventually hijacks a car in near the settlement of Smokey Bear
>lets drive out unharmed
>police pounce
>/pol/. listening on the police scanner hears reports or footprints leading to a horse corral
>horse is missing along with dorner
>/pol/ goes nuts
>eventually dorner is cornered in a small log cabin
>reports of tunnels under the house
>reports of escapes on horseback
>to be continued

>>11007045
>eventually /pol/ overhears the police saying 'send the burners in"
>house catches on fire
>all the major news media begins to report that Dorner was found dead in the cabin
>20 minutes later, head of police on the site has a press conference
>says that the place is still too hot to enter, dorner has not been confirmed to be the body
>this smears egg on the media
>crispy body is claimed to be dorners
>somehow despite him being blacker than usual, his documents and ID are found in the cabin in perfect condition
>no autopsy allowed
>dorners documents and ID found two weeks later near the mexican border in a trash can
/pol/ hold the belief that our god will come back to us in our time of greatest need, to smite the enemies of freedom and sweep out the corrupt trash.

>>11007052
I'm sure i'm missing a few details.

/v/ made a doom mod about him

Charlie Sheen made a message to dorner asking him to call him to work out his problems.

more

"you can't corner the dorner" sounds too good to be true. Are you sure this isn't just a way for the jews to horn in on the lucrative ARG market?

>>11007031
But /jp/ is full of people that work in Mainstream Media

>>11007045
>>11007052
so much greening... i think im going to have to lie down /jp/...

>>11007045
>>11007052
So a nigger couldn't deal with a bit of corruption and subsequently chimped out, killing an innocent civilian in the process?

Good job, I guess, but I don't see why you're making him out to be a hero when he achieved absolute nothing at the expense of somebody's life.

Delete this thread janny, it's full of green and awful crossies