/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Well, Cirno's probably too much of a meme answer, so Marisa.

I love me some Reimu.

I want her to bear my children ;_;

Aya. She is the first thing I think of in the morning, the last before I sleep and if I am lucky I dream of her. I yearn to have her beside me, to make me feel like my life has been worth living. To tell me to have a nice day, to surprise me by bring lunch to work, to make me feel special.

In the end I am just a lonely guy with a shitty security job with no friends. She wouldn't want me even if she could be here. I know it well, but a man can dream.

Mai waifu is beautiful.

I really can't pick just one. Youmu and Cirno and China and Yukari and Yuyuko and Flandre and Patchy and Reisen and Koakuma and Rumia and Suika and...

I'm bad at this.

>>1099340
Yeah, I can't pick just one either. There are so many Touhous that I love.

Aya the slut is the one that got me into Touhou. Saw some Aya pics on /a/ long ago.

But Cirno will always be my favourite because she is our beloved tomboyish girl and stupidity.

>>1099305
Same here.

I'd make Marisa mai waifu.

Could a girl ask for anyone better?

I'd love to playfully tease her, both of us knowing I didn't mean anything.

To curl up next to her and read a book. To be able to have decent discussions with her. Oh god. ;_;

Favorite character, best boss music, best boss fight, etc.

Night of my dream wedding

;_;

i am a suppatenko i ahev a silly hat and i pick loli catgirls out of the gaps w/ my tails if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will spin into your kitchen tonight and eat all of your fried tofu

Youmu

Len is my favorite Touhou.

SAKUYAAANNN

>>1099364
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
UUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ;___;
WHY DO YOU DO THIS? WHY?!
WHYYY?!?!

If I EVER find a woman who can love me, I'll make her cosplay as this beautiful and elegant woman.

I'll FORCE her. Bribe her. Just one night thinking she's real. ;_;

>>1099381
Fuck off, Kilga.

>>1099342
agreed anon. I prefer the left, but a youmu is fine too :-D

>>1099381
How much money are you talking about?

Yeah, I do love the ice fairy. Perhaps it's her innocence and her playful enjoyment of living. The girl I'd most like to sit down and play video games with and watch childish anime over the years while she becomes the mother of our children. She would never tire of playing with them and being their friend first and mother second. She's the girl who I could love to hold in my arms on dark nights while we listen to the sound of each other's heart beats.

Just so long as my dick doesn't freeze

We have the same physical ailments, Anon.

I'd have Kanako make me breakfast.

You can blame *Scorn* for this, i didn't care for alice much till i read his VN

Honorable Mention: Marisa

>>1099397
>Just so long as my dick doesn't freeze
Keep dreaming, Anon.

>>1099387
HHNNGGHH

Frankly, I like them all. But Yukarin is special.

Patchy is my perfect wife. I'd do everything to make her happy ;_;

Maybe one day I'll find someone just like her....

>>1099443
Enjoy getting penetrated up the ass by demon cocks.

I love Ran. She can be promiscuous and milfy, or shy and innocent. She can cook and clean and I can brush her tails and scratch her ears.

She would leave tailhair all over my house though, but I wouldn't mind.

/jp/ sure can be pathetic and ronery.

Better start some manly awesome threads to compensate.

Mai waifu. I'd do everything to make her feel special. ;_;

>>1099462
I was reading the thread wondering if anybody liked her too. There are lots of touhous that I like (Nitori, Aya, Youmu, Marisa, actually I'll stop, I probably really like half of them) but for some reason Reimu is the best.

Ran or China.

>>1099423
sauce on that VN you mentioned?

>>1099481
I hear /b/ went back up.

I want to comfort Reimu. When she is sad, I'll place my hat on her head and poke her nose. Da ze~

>>1099496

I hear the bad Touhoufags are easy to troll.

I want Marisa to comfort me. When I am sad she'll place her hat on my head and poke my nose. "Da ze!"

Rinnosuke.

>>1099515
gb2/bed/ Marisa.

>>1099518
gb2/bed/ Reimu.

Oh god I'm not a furfag, but *yiff yiff*.

Mai waifu is the hottest.

>>1099423

>>VN

Wait, what?

LINK NAO.

>>1099554

It's ok Anonymous

I want her to sit on my lap and teach me how to make dolls

>>1099554

>>not a furfag
>>YIFF YIFF

See a contradiction?

I regret Sanae ever becoming "popular".

I love my WAHA lookalike!

Sometimes love is nothing more than finding someone you can share your hate with.


and sex, the sex would be amazing.

>>1099610

thatsthepoint.jpg

>>1099610
>>1099646

I'm not furry even for 10%'s but I'm furry for Touhous.

>>1099645

Enjoy your clawed up back and bite marks on your shoulder.

>>1099653
That's my fetish.

>>1099653
hatesex - the best kind of sex

>>1099653
Uh, that's like the most erotic thing ever.

Not too good when your co-workers notice, but still.

>>1099554
DAMN YOU!
YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!

>>1099658
A DGSAFDSAF ASFADSFDSAFA

Her sweet boyish mannerisms, her hidden insecurity, our common sense of vengeance.

Mai waifu.

>>1099663
>our common sense of vengeance.

Hey there, Batman.

Meiling.
Poor girl gets none of the respect she deserves.

She's not the most moe, nor does she have the biggest assets, and she may not be the most beautiful girl in Gensokyo, but everything's just so right about her...

...so ronery. ;_;

Suwako <3

>>1099673
>She's not the most moe, nor does she have the biggest assets, and she may not be the most beautiful girl in Gensokyo

So many things wrong with this.

>>1099673
>She's not the most moe
What?
>nor does she have the biggest assets
WHAT?!
>and she may not be the most beautiful girl in Gensokyo
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>1099673

>She's not the most moe, nor does she have the biggest assets, and she may not be the most beautiful girl in Gensokyo

WHAT?

You all totally fell for it

>>1099709

Lulz Chinafags.

>>1099673

10/10
So many chinafags fell for his troll.

>>1099729
>>1099735
For fucks sake, is /b/ down again?

>>>/b/79610549

its more like we somehow leaked into /b/

>>1099663
>common sense of vengeance
sasuke05542?

>>1099812

Alice was always on /b/ that's not a problem

>>1099812

No, that's /b/ through and through. Sometimes it leaks into /jp/, though. And that's terrible.

>>1099816

wait wut...

Remember when /b/ was about anime?

>>1099673 here.
I meant every word, and I'm not apologizing for them. She is what I said. And I like her best that way.

>>1099841

>>1099729
>Lulz
Take your "Lulz" back to /b/.

>>1099877
How long ago was that?

>>1099910
IN THE BEGINNING LONG AGO.

>>1099919
cool story, bro

... IN A GALAXY FAR AWAY...

CRUISE CONTROL WARS.

>>1099910

Longer than you've been here for.

Patchouli.

I wish to turn her into my baby factory

Mai Waifu is gorgeous!

I'm surprised no one else likes Yuka

>>1099961
YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO HOG SAKUYA? SHE'S THE ONLY GIRL I WOULD EVER LOVE! GIVE HER BACK GODDAMN IT.

i'm being serious here you fucking faggot... dont ever fucking another picture of my waifu or i'll get your I.P. adress and kill you, GOT IT!??!?!1/

>>1100084
DON'T WANNA!

>>1100084
>>1100087

You are the clowns Sakuya has to deal with. Babysitter moe~

Marisa... or Yukari... ugh, can't I have both? I love them just the same.

>>1100104
You cannot have both.

That would make you an idort.

Ran, even though she's only my 3rd to 4th favorite.

>>1100109
>even though she's only my 3rd to 4th favorite.
what ಠ_ಠ
why not have your favorite then?

>>1100124

Ran is just a lot more voluptuous and milfy than Reimu. I like Reimu a lot, but it seems like Ran would be the best choice to be comforted by or fall asleep snuggling with.

Sometimes lolis and DFC don't solve everything.

>>1100142
>Sometimes lolis and DFC don't solve everything.

Suika is my favorite Touhoe... but Meiling would be the girl I'd pick.

>>1100148
Imagine Yuka as your wife... you'd end up being the wife.

>>1100192
I wouldn't have it any other way.

Not nearly enough Tewi love in this thread.

>>1100220
That's because she's shit. If you like Tewi you're a looney.

>>1100220

Because no one likes her

Oh god I can't choose. It'd be Yuka, Reisen, or even new comer Parsee.

>>1100230

Your personal taste is made of fail.

>>1100238
At least that Anon is confident enough in his choices.

>>1100254
I forgot to address the topic at hand.

Kindhearted, caring, yet firm enough to know when a child needs to be disciplined with a good old-fashioned headbutt.

Plus, on full moons you can her horns and make her TAIL FEEL SO GOOD.

>>1100328
Keine is perfect waifu.

I don't know what spawned my love for this stage one boss, but she is without a doubt my favorite.

I don't have a favourite but I like Lily for some reason.
It's probably because she is always so cheerful, doesn't eat people, I like spring too, etc..

>>1100350
I think you also forgot that Lily is incredibly moe~

>>1100328
I... I can't believe I forgot sweet Keine.
That nurturing, protective nature... That sweet girl-next-door charm... The moments of sheer awesome when she headbutts a delinquent brat back into line...
I am ashamed of myself.

I'm sure once you break through the asshole segment it'll be full of moe.

>>1100381
Pretty much every girl in Gensokyo is moe in some way, shape or form. Tewi has nothing going for her.

Smart, in love with books, frail in a cute way, capable of feats I'd be amazingly envious of, something of a devious nature, and not afraid to tell you exactly what she thinks of you (unless you're Marisa)

>>1100381
According to most anatomy texts, once you break through the asshole, it's full of shit.

>>1100401
Whoa, looking kinda retarded/KEY there, Patchy.

>>1100238

Hey. Fuck you.

You... You... Tewi lover.

FUCK YES, YOU ARE THE BEST HISTORY TEACHER EVER!

>>1100420
>Tewi lover.

Hey man, I may have said some harsh things but that was uncalled for.

Mai waifu, as deadly as she is

>>1100350

Lolwut?

"Can bring fortune to those she wishes"

That sounds pretty good. I wouldn't mind Tewi at all

I just want to sit out on my porch and night and hear her sing.

>>1100442

But she's the ultimate queen bitch of the universe, so no luck for you.

Just sodomy and whatever other abuse she finds amusing.

>>1100459

Enjoy your blindness and insanity.

Oh, and your delicious Mystia.

>>1100459
>porch
>loves chicken
...
induringlolracism

>>1100409
How fitting for Tewi, no?

>>1100468

>Just sodomy and whatever other abuse she finds amusing.

Being raped by Tewi wouldn't be so bad.

:3

>>1100505
Why did you spoiler that? It's SFW...

A perpetually-drunk horned loli who never lies and loves to party. Plus, I bet she fucks like a tiger.

What's not to like?

>>1100520
her crushing you with her unstoppable power

Border between waifu and mistress.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, but Tewi strikes me as the type who would find it funny to take your box of Cocoa Puffs, dump out all of the cereal, and replace it with her shit. Then, she would watch you as you ate your "cereal" at breakfast, smiling all the while.

>>1100520
And can manipulate her density to match whatever body-type you feel like playing with.
And can be a one-woman harem in the blink of an eye.
And did we mention the neverending alcohol supply?

I'd her horns.
I'd her horns aallll night.

>>1100520
>> perpetually-drunk perpetually-horned perpetually-loli
fixed that for you

>>1100538

Took me a while to get that. Good one.

>>1100549

Tewi = Ciel?

>>1100549

How can you say you love her if you aren't cuckoo for her Cocoa Puffs?

>>her crushing your cock with her unstoppable power

Fixed, because you just know one careless squeeze would be all it would take leave you with a bloody stump of meat where your dick used to be. But it would be worth it, OH YES. It WOULD be worth it.

>>1100549
I've seen you post that before. Hi Anonymous-kun!

Why has no one posted the perfect choice?

>>1100618

You've seen it before because it's fucking copypasta.

Not enough love for ex-NEET.

>>1100644
ex-Kaguya? How does that woHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Yukari, with Patchouli in second. Although, I really like all the Touhou girls, to some extent. I don't hate any of them, not even the weird alternate personalities the fans made up.

Please stop posting tewi.
Thanks

>>1100726

Too sexy for you?

>>1100927
Not sexy enough.
Reisen is the superior fuckbunny.

I rotate between Alice, China and Patchy, depending on what I feel like. Today is Patchy.

I don't know why, but I find creepy Tewi hot. I blame you for this, /jp/.

I only like tewi because I pronounce her name "Two-ee" and to me that is super adorable. And wrong. But Tei just doesnt do it for me.

Arice!
*squeeze*

lamp made me a Remi fan.

＼射命丸／

;_;

2nd favorite.

>>1101074
Doujin on left is great.

>>1101074

Nitori or Reisen. Cheerful curiosity or levelheaded concern. Science or bunny ears. I can't decide.

Runners-up: Aya, Meiling, Keine, Komachi, Yuyuko, Letty. Meiling used to be my number one, what the hell happened?

>>1101117
I dunno. To me Nitori's more like the neighbor you go visit when you want to build some crazy shit

>>1101150
But to be fair you have to give something in return for your "crazy shit" right?

Wriggle got me interested in Touhou. She'll remain my #1 Touhou character forever.

I like most touhoues, but only Yukarin has filled the gap in my heart. Though I'd like her a little less healthy...

>>1101117
Do I see nipples in that pic? ಠ_ಠ

>>1101166
Just your imagination.

>>1101164
Same here. Wife, mistress, I wouldn't care as long as I could be with her. ;.;

>>1101179
This picture is surprisingly cute.

Alice.

Yes, I know, Alice is the most popular character here, but I can't lie.

Just imagine how Alice'd be in real life. Shy, tsundere, obsessed with her doll collection. Your own hobbies would look tame in comparison. And she'd be obsessive as hell. I'd do anything to get a girl like Alice.

Image limit reached but I'd have to say Lyrica Prismriver, I love all three but Lyrica I like the most.

Alice.

Yes, I know, Alice is the most popular character here, but I can't lie.

Just imagine how Alice'd be in real life. Shy, tsundere, obsessed with her doll collection. Your own hobbies would look tame in comparison. And she'd be obsessive as hell. I'd do anything to get a girl like Alice.

>>1101200
While Yukari is always my first, I suppose Alice would be second...Because yeah, our hobbies WOULD probably seem tame to her. And I for one would welcome her with open arms.

Yuka

crazy in head, crazy in bed

>>1101150
>To me Nitori's more like the neighbor you go visit when you want to build some crazy shit
That's what I love about her. Smart, inventive, mechanically-inclined, and incredibly cute.

And her laugh in this video kills me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM4zSlNh94s

>>1101221
You better enjoy the one time you get with her, the day after your penis is going to be missing.