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11001051 No.11001051[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I wish I could have my own subby /jp/ boyfriend to dress up and fuck.

>> No.11001053

How do you get skin that smooth?

>> No.11001057

>>11001053
it's not smooth, just a low quality picture

>> No.11001063

Shave your gross crotch nigga


Hairy/10

Would not FUG !

>> No.11001064

go be gay somewhere else

>> No.11001069

that's pretty hot. me too. only if they where the chastity thing though.

>> No.11001072

>>11001069
wear* english is suffering

>> No.11001073
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11001073

Dress me up and play with me please

>> No.11001074

faggots pls

>> No.11001076

A friendly reminder: /jp/ is not /soc/. Only tasteful photos and major birdage allowed, not random pictures of your dick and/or of your face/body.

If you want to do THAT, head over to >>>/soc/ and find the appropriate thread(s) to do so over there. The same applies to hookup threads and such. We also have >>>/lgbt/ for you to use as well.

And no requesting on this board. We have /r/ for that, as well as the option to reverse image search, which can be enabled through the [Settings] tab on the top-right of the page.

A friendly reminder: /jp/ is not /soc/. Only tasteful photos and major birdage allowed, not random pictures of your dick and/or of your face/body.

If you want to do THAT, head over to >>>/soc/ and find the appropriate thread(s) to do so over there. The same applies to hookup threads and such. We also have >>>/lgbt/ for you to use as well.

And no requesting on this board. We have /r/ for that, as well as the option to reverse image search, which can be enabled through the [Settings] tab on the top-right of the page.

A friendly reminder: /jp/ is not /soc/. Only tasteful photos and major birdage allowed, not random pictures of your dick and/or of your face/body.

If you want to do THAT, head over to >>>/soc/ and find the appropriate thread(s) to do so over there. The same applies to hookup threads and such. We also have >>>/lgbt/ for you to use as well.

And no requesting on this board. We have /r/ for that, as well as the option to reverse image search, which can be enabled through the [Settings] tab on the top-right of the page.

>> No.11001079

>>11001076
those are pig digusting gaijin boards though, not /jp/ master yamato race

>> No.11001080
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11001080

Being gay with /jp/!

>> No.11001087

I want to be a girl and be a subby to a /jp/ girlfriend instead

that's way hotter, dude

>> No.11001092

>>11001087
Virgina's are disgusting and make me feel psychically sick

>> No.11001094

>>11001073
Are you a cute boy?

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11001096

>>11001092
>psychically sick

>> No.11001105

>>11001092
there are cute vaginae just like there are cute penises, the same way there are gross vaginae as there are gross penises

get over it nerd

>> No.11001119

>>11001092
Do loli vaginas make you feel sick?

>> No.11001124

Women are gross dude.

>> No.11001127

>>11001105
Cute vaginas are much more rare than cute dicks though.

Vaginas are just a bunch of angry looking meat flaps but a dick is a thing of beauty which symbolizes male power and fertility.

>> No.11001128

>>11001119
No, 2d is beautiful and perfect.

>> No.11001135

>>11001127
>but a dick is a thing of beauty which symbolizes male power and fertility.
It's like I'm reading a doujin

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11001149

>lock myself in chastity for fun
>continue browsing /jp/ as usual
>can't find the key
that feel

>> No.11001164

I want to be gently dominated by an ara~ ara~ christmas cake.

>> No.11001181

>>11001164
Yeah.. that's my wish too.

Or even someone my age. I get that women want someone who's loud and somewhat cocky but assertive but I wish there were more women that like young guys or something so I could have a chance at a woman.

I'm too young-looking and boyish and meek and shy.

>> No.11001195

>>11001181
Would you be gently dominated by a jaypee?

>> No.11001210

>>11001195
I.. I don't know.. I'd feel a little unsettled, I think.

Though I guess I wouldn't have any idea how to please a woman.

>> No.11001213

sage

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11001218

>>11001213

>> No.11001219

>>11001051
What is that?

>> No.11001220

>>11001218
i did it ironically, my unique style of humor allows me to do these things.

sage

>> No.11001221

>>11001220
THEN CHECK MY IRONICALLY COUNTER-SAGE!

>> No.11001225

>>11001224
I just shaved my crotch and butt today. It feels good.

>> No.11001224

> tfw not someones sub bf

you're not supposed to remind me how lonely I am /jp/

or that I haven't shaved my legs

>> No.11001226

Who not gay but thinks vaginas are disgusting, here?

>> No.11001228

>>11001226
ohayou

I only want a cute girl to cuddle with but to never ever take off her clothes because I would be extremely grossed out >_>

>> No.11001229

How many people would use a /jp/sie dating website if it was available?

>> No.11001230

>>11001226
I just want to suck a girl's cute cock.

>> No.11001232

>>11001219
The thing on his dick? It's a chastity cage to prevent him doing lewd things.

>> No.11001244

>>11001226
Me, they're gross and stink
I don't understand how people like their smell and even flavour

>> No.11001247

>>11001244
honestly they smell much better than a man's asshole. even after an enema.

>> No.11001256

I just wish someone would make my boypussy feel good. I need something.

>> No.11001281

I want to sexually harass weak innocent /jp/sies!

>> No.11001284

>>11001281
How would you sexually harass them?

>> No.11001292
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11001292

i'm a hella masochist and just want to be kidnapped and murdered by a cute girl

>> No.11001297

How do chastity devices stay on? Do they smell of pee all the time?

>> No.11001308

>>11001297
You aren't supposed to wear them constantly, only during times of possible temptation.

>> No.11001309

What if he gets a boner?!!?!!!??

>> No.11001312

Please don't hurt you genitals /jp/!
http://imgur.com/a/Tg11e

>> No.11001317

>>11001312
I'm not sure what I was expecting.

>> No.11001313

0/10 I'm not gay

>> No.11001319

>>11001226
Me. But then again, I am utterly disgusted by almost all human parts. Humans are terribly disgusting once you start thinking about it.

>> No.11001320

>>11001312
>ipmlying I'm going to open that

>> No.11001321

>>11001320
Who are you quoting?

>> No.11001323

>>11001297
Usually there's a ring locked around your balls and penis, which is attached to the cage portion. Hygiene depends on the design, but you should be fine if you just wipe it after peeing and wash it in the shower. A little more work than not wearing one, but at least it's not as bad as female devices.
>>11001309
He won't.

>> No.11001325

>>11001321
your mother

>> No.11001331

>>11001328
you neither

>> No.11001328

>>11001325
Buy my mother doesn't speak English.

>> No.11001338

>>11001337
huehuehuehue

go back to mexico

>> No.11001337

>>11001331
I do, otherwise we wouldn't be communicating right now.

>> No.11001346

>>11001338
I've never been there and I don't intend to go there, but thank you.

>> No.11001350

Does anyone want to be my online sub chastity buddy?

You would use a resettable combo lock, set it randomly without looking and send me a photo so you can't unlock it yourself. Then we can play some fun games.

>> No.11001357

Why is this thread still here? I reported it hours ago. How is this gay shit /jp/ related? It has nothing to do with /jp/. Take it to /hm/ or /lgbt/.

>> No.11001355

>>11001350
r u grill?

>> No.11001367

>>11001357
>I wish I could have my own subby /jp/ boyfriend to dress up and fuck.
>/jp/

How is it NOT /jp/ related?

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