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>have to take a major shit
>see sister and her friends
>theyre sitting a couple feet from the bathroom door
>go in sit on toilet
>can hear everything theyre saying
>know if i fart theyll hear it
>sit for ten mintues too afraid to squeeze anything out
>the talking stops i assume they left
>immediately try to let it out
>nothings coming
>stomach still hurts like HELL
>hang my head in shame and go back to my room

help me /jp/

>> No.10999764

Turn on the shower.

>> No.10999763

That's what you get for not having a poopsock, you fucking normal.

>> No.10999773

Why are we behind in toilet technology?

>> No.10999772

maybe if your diet wasn't so full of shity foods and processed shit, you wouldn't have a shitty time taking a shit on the shitter

>> No.10999775

When you live with people, you're supposed to take a shit before shower. This way you can mask the shitting sounds with running water, and the smell will go away by the time you leave the bathroom.

>> No.10999776

Should have just brought your boombox and blasted some nig beats

>> No.10999785

Do like a deer and take a shit in your nearest forest

>> No.10999781

Why did you just shit full blast and leave the door open

>> No.10999791

>>10999785
Is that really what deers do?

>> No.10999793

>>10999775
Do both at the same time. When you're taking a shower cup your hand behind your asshole and shit into it; toss it into the toilet and flush when you get done. Saves time.

>> No.10999795

>>10999785

I did that once. Actually felt pretty good. Nature is nice. No toilet paper sucks though.

>> No.10999799

Why would you care if you sister heard you shit?

>> No.10999800

>>10999793

You must be a fatty.

>> No.10999805

>>10999799
>sister and her friends

>> No.10999803

>>10999800
Why? Fat people would probably have trouble shitting into their hand like that.

>> No.10999804

>>10999785
I had to pee in a small isolated area with trees on the side of the road once.

I don't even know how I managed to pee, I probably got the biggest erection of my life from all the cars driving around. They could at least see my silhouette, not sure about more than that.

>> No.10999811

>>10999805
Are her friends going to have sex with you? No.

Stop caring.

>> No.10999815

>>10999803

Why are you so insecure about breaking the toilet that you have to shit into your hand then?

>> No.10999813

>>10999811
George needs his buffer zone

>> No.10999820

When I have to shit in a public toilet, I hold the toilet paper right up to my asshole to muffle the sound. I get some on my hand sometimes, but it's easier to deal with than people hearing those sounds.

>> No.10999823

>>10999815
Why are you so insecure about shitting into your hand that you waste time sitting on a toilet?

>> No.10999853

>>10999823

Because I don't want shit sliding on the tub floor and end up getting the drain stained with shit which then will attract all sorts of unwanted flies and bugs and lead to a long lasting smell that will be hard to get rid of?

>> No.10999862

>>10999820
On the rare occasion I use a public toilet to take a shit, I make sure my ass is as close to the drop zone as possible.

>> No.10999867

how old is your sister and her friend

>> No.10999870

It's just shit, you fucking nerds. Why is shitting such a big deal to you all?

>> No.10999871

>>10999853
Get a load of this germaphobe.

>> No.10999895

Why are you guys shitting all the time? It's not like pissing where you have to do it right there. I've never accidentally shit myself, but I have almost pissed myself. Can't you just hold in your shit until you're alone? I shit like once a day around 1AM when everyone is sleeping. I could shit now, at 10PM, but it's not ideal and it's no big deal to hold it in for a few more hours.

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10999898

You guys are fucking silly.

Everyone poops. Even your sister and her friends have asses, and they have to poop too you know. Do you get this worked up about people hearing your piss stream into the water?

>>10999820

I never sit on toilets. I lift the seat up like I'm going to take a piss, and squat with my ass hovering over it. I used to only do this for public toilets but I do it in my house too. The thought of touching my buttcheeks with everyone elses is gross.

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>>10999895

No, because the poop starts coming out of your butt. No one can hold it that well. You're telling me you've never had a time where you couldn't go to the bathroom, or was doing something else and waited too long, and had like a tip of a turd emerge from your asshole, then waddled over to the bathroom?

Something wrong with you.

>> No.10999920

>>10999898
>Do you get this worked up about people hearing your piss stream into the water?
I don't piss into the water I piss into the front of the bowl it's almost completely silent.

>> No.10999923

>>10999898
>Do you get this worked up about people hearing your piss stream into the water?
Yes. I have to have the faucet running.

Hearing people pee is gross.

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>>10999920

So do I most of the time.

>>10999923

Oh come on. That isn't gross.

>> No.10999930,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10999912
>>10999912
That has never happened to me. I don't walk around almost shitting my pants all day. Like I said, having to shit is not the same as having to piss. It's nowhere near as urgent and the chance of shit actually coming out is practically zero.

There was even a time when I went on a trip overnight with relatives and I just held in my shit until I got home.

>> No.10999930,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10999930,1
I've never had to piss more urgently than having to shit. Are you a bedwetter or something?

>> No.10999930,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10999930,2
Not at all but when you drink a liter or two of liquid you'll usually feel no urgency to piss, until it all comes at once and you need to urgently find a bathroom. Compare that to the dull, almost nonexistent urge of needing to shit.

>> No.10999930,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10999930,3

There is something wrong with your diet. Has anyone ever told you that?

>> No.10999930,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10999930,4
There's nothing wrong stop bullying

>> No.10999930,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10999930,4
Holding in pee is bad for you, you know.

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