/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because I like the way my penis is obscured by my kawaii hairy belly.

You begin with this.
Then you get a girlfriend, a real one I mean.
Then a job.
Then marry
Then kids

Would exercise cause me to lose my slim feminine body?

That looks too complicated.

because i'd rather spend my time on things I give a shit about. gl getting 'tore' bro maybe you can get a nice chubby girl when you go clubbing next friday.

I don't need your ad fad web online pseudo-social "trip"/"experience" or whatever to hit the gym, tyvm.

Get fucked by a charging rhinoceros and die in pain.

>>10996856

No no it's:
You begin with this.
Then you look for a job.
Then you get a job
Then you make friends on the job
Then you start hanging out with friends/change your personality
You get rid of your "old" hobby for a new one
You fuck girls every friday at the club or met online
Then a real girlfriend
You get her pregnant
Then marry
Then you have your kid

>>10996872
>Then you have your kid

Please don't do this, children are deprecated.

>>10996870
>Get fucked by a charging rhinoceros and die in pain.

Hidoiiiii

>>10996875
Children are fine, it's women who are obsolete.

>>10996843
Despite my mild social anxiety, I somehow managed to sign up for a gym two months ago and since then went three times every week.
One hour of general cardio/fitness stuff and then one hour on the cross trainer. I've managed to lose quite some weight already.
Please don't say working out is for normals. Even someone from /jp/ can have fun working on his body. Just imaging you're doing it for your 2D loli wife.
That's what I do. When I meet her one day, I don't want to have to be ashamed of my body. She's beautiful and takes good care of her body, so she deserves someone who does the same.

Fucking normals. Go do your Japanese reps and improve your skill in your hobbies instead of flaunting your body to women for attention.

>>10996888
There are 7 billion humans on this planet, we don't need any more.

>>10996888

Seriously, women are just a liability at this point, especially with onaholes and the like.

>>10996893
weeaboo please leave

>>10996894

Only retards say this. Even if you have 2 kids, the overall population doesn't rise, and if have 1, if will fall when the kids parents die.

>>10996892
Great work Anon, you waifu is waiting warmly until the day she can meet you in person!

There are many /jp/ anons who are training - we certainly aren't alone in striving.

>>10996908

you mean all 4 of you?

Thanks for reminding me I can only do light exercise nerd.

>>10996908
That's what I'd like to believe. One day, when we're finally together, it'll all have been worth it.

>>10996915
#TRIGGERWarning

>>10996902
Life expectancy in first world counties is rising all the time, it's currently around 100 years.

Most people have children when they are 20-30 years old, this means that in one persons lifetime if they have 2 children and do the same thing when they are 20-30 it will have contributed over 50 people to the population by the time you die.

Not to mention the fact that most people in third world countries have many more children at a much earlier age.

Also, when life expectancy reaches 150 years (which is predicted to be the case in as little as 20 years time) then you will be contributing an exponentially higher number of people to the population (over 200) if you have 2 children now.

working out makes me feel good, so it's very /jp/ related

and I'm on fito, the people are nice and supportive!

I hurt my knee a few months ago and I'm still out of commission

I don't understand anything in the OP image

>>10996933

Life expectancy will never 150 years, humans have a hard limit at which they die. Aubrey de Grey pls go, stop advocating your pseudo science.

>>10996946
It's like when obsessive or paranoid people write gibberish all over their walls. Pay it no mind.

>>10996948
Why aren't you augmented yet, Anon?

/jp/ - Health & Fitness & Science & Math

>>10996939
You're also in black&white there.

And your face is vaguely reminiscent of a bug squished onto a toilet seat

>>10996950
is this a postmodern painting

>>10996952

Because augmented reality is a myth, there's no computer good enough to simulate a Human, and there never can be. Even if there was YOU would be still dead. The programme is separate from you, and wouldn't even be conscious, it would basically be a China Brain.

>>10996965
have you even studied it in depth - the answer is no you didn't so don't open your mouth NIGGER! thanks

I can't wait until the release of Google Glass!

>>10996967

I don't have to stud anything, all's I have to do is bat away the ridiculous claims made by anons who can't accept their mortality.

>>10996956
>Fitocracy

So basically the khan/Code academy of fitness but with hidden fees and more social stuff?

I guess I'm an alien because thank god I don't get fat.

>>10996965
>There's no computer good enough to simulate a Human, and there never can be.
This fact that this is not true casts a dark shadow on all the other claims you're making.

>>10996969

I am not wearing those. I'll look like a dweeb.

>>10996978
You ALREADY look like a dweeb, dweeb.

>>10996948
That still doesn't change the fact that population grows at an exponential rate if everyone has 2 children. If everyone were to die at current life expectancy of 100 years then for every 50 people you contribute with your partner, only 2 will die.

This means that 20 years after you die you will end up with around 120 people from the original 4 (2 + your 2 children), 20 years after that you are looking at 1000 people and only 10 people dead.

This is why there are going to be 10 billion (an extra 3 billion) people on the planet in less than 40 years.

Do you think we can sustain 10 billion people on this planet in 40 years? And if you do, how about 50 billion people in 100 years?

I went for a walk today, I haven't been able to much of anything physical outside lately because weather in New England is the most cold, fucked up thing ever. Even in Summer now whenever I see a calm, hot day with lots of sunshine I get so excited because all we see is rain, clouds, cold temperatures under 70, and wind here forcing me to exercise inside all the time.

>>10996969

Remember how netbooks were going to take over laptops forever? Yeah...

>>10996974
accept THIS

*whips out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDWKgfIaF9E*

Because I don't have room for home equipment and I can't afford a gym membership. It does seem like something I'd be interested in though.

>>10996987
oops, I meant THIS

*puts the other link away and whips out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDWKgfIaF9E *

>>10996965
>there never can be

We have just reached petascale computing but there will already be exascale computing by 2020. Not to mention the human brain project is on schedule for a full simulation of the human brain by that time.

>>10996977

It is true. Advocates of this usually point towards Moore's law, conveniently forgetting that Moore's law is set to stop after 400 years once the hard limit of technological advancement is reached. There will simply be no better way to increase efficiency that doesn't break the laws of Thermodynamics. Do you think in those 400 years we'll be able to make a computer that can simulate a Human? Even Michio Kaku, the biggest pseudo scientist in the world says it will take at least 2000 years before we even get close to that.

>>10996983
I would love to live in a climate like that, I'm fucking stuck in this shitty sunny place VERY BAD

I did the whole exercise thing before it was popular with nerds on 4chan.

Its a waste of time unless you're already obese or something.

>>10997001

It's real simple fat people. Just. Stop. Eating.

>>10997007

Or do exercise and stop being lazy and eat whatever you want.

>>10997001
/fit/ was only added in 2008 or something so it's more like people who liked to exercise came here instead of preexisting users learning to like it

one exception is moot but he is subhuman so it doesn't count

>>10996993
Computers will be powerful enough to replace humans completely in only 40 years.

I don't think you understand just how fast an exponential curve is.

>>10997007
i like eating doe

>>10997007
That's like telling a heroin addict to just stop using heroin.

>>10996993
>It is true. Advocates of this usually point towards Moore's law
"In two thousand years" is not "never." I think the people who say it will happen by 2040 are full of shit but "never" is a difficult claim to make.

>We have just reached petascale computing but there will already be exascale computing by 2020.
Are you relying on future innovations for this?

say hello to all these normals

I am going in the opposite direction.

I am going to get so fat.

>>10996993
Bitches don't know 'bout my Singularity.

>>10997010
No. The whole DYEL xD thing has exploded in popularity. In 2008 /fit/ was a fairly slow board.

99.9% of the time they do it for women anyway

>>10996965
>augmented reality
Silly shit.
>cybernetics
Believe it or not, just as silly. I've explained it before, tho, so just search around on the archive sites that log 4chan boards.

Basically the idea is that the simulation of a thing isn't the thing itself. For most people this seems like a "well duh" thing, but hey, some people like their talking kitchen appliances and "virtual reality" 3D Magic Glasses for grownups stuff. Some of it makes for a good story in fiction, too. Like that Sword Farts In Line thing.

>>10997017
The research behind exascale computers is already finished, it WILL exist by 2020.

fatNEETs show these tryhards who is boss

>>10997017

I just said technological advancement is set to reach its full potential in 400 years, 2400 AD. After that, there won't be any way to make computers more efficient.

>>10997015

You can't get fat from heroin.

>>10997036
Why would we NEED to make them any more efficient?

By that time they will be so powerful that you could simulate the entire history of the universe on one in less than a second.

>>10997025
> exploded in popularity
it's all the work of new users since the great flood of 2007 and every other thing that brought attention to this website

there are very few people left from the first few years...

look at jp, we can't even have proper conversations, everything devolves into irony as a mix of the reaction to chan culture going mainstream and then more recently just newer people who parrot everything without realzing what theyre doing

>>10997020
go back to wizardchan you fucking loser

>>10997045

In 400 years? That's really not that long. It sounds it, but its not. Quahog Clams live 100 years longer than that. I highly doubt things will be that much different in 400 years.

I was going to PR some squats and cleans in my new power perfect IIs today OP, but shitposting in your thread was more enjoyable.

>>10997057
>I highly doubt things will be that much different in 400 years

You realize the smartphone didn't exist 6 years ago, right? The modern web didn't exist 20 years ago and home computers didn't even exist 30 years ago.

Believe me, things will be very very different in 400 years.

>>10997045
> simulate the entire history of the universe
incl. this computer simulating itself? Well I guess that problem could pretty easily be short-cutted and optimized away, but what about physics shit the programmers don't even understand yet? Eh? What about all that shit?

You can lift and still be a nerd, /jp/.

Look at moot, he spends lots of time at the gym but still has time to keep up with all of the latest memes and animes.

This picture was taken by ZUN and they went to a club together that evening.

>>10997075
http://simulation-argument.com/simulation.html

>>10997080
SUB
HUMAN
SHIT

>>10997080

moot hates memes, he see's it as abuse of his site, and he doesn't watch anime any more.

>>10997080
Didn't he give up almost instantly

Moot tries to adopt whatever the popular opinion is of every board so he can fit in. (Meets up with ZUN thinking it'll get him /jp/ points, lifts weights for /fit/ points, complains about being lonely for /r9k/ points, etc.)

>>10997083
madotsuki_throwup.jpg
So damn glad I didn't major in what passes for philosophy these days.

>>10997088
That was ironic unless you're also following up with irony

Stupid stupid

>>10997083

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Simulation_Argument

The simulation argument is all bullshit. Its intelligent design for clever people.

>>10997103
"Intelligent Design" isn't for clever people, though.

robert you ruin so many threads

>>10997108

That was the implication.

>>10997103
>>10997108
Why do atheists think they are so much better when their belief is just as unprovable and stupid as theists?

>>10997083

This makes too many assumptions.

These assumptions must be true for that statistical approach to be valid.

>>10997083
Anyway I could break your shit on your face by simply doing whatever you hadn't written code for, having it fail, and choosing to take off my vr helmet. Unless of course you lobotomise me on top, and that ain't fair play man.

>>10997126

If a person has never encountered the concept of religion, do they "believe" there is no god?

>>10997108
He is making a comparison, turbonerd.

In a way, it implies a "creator"/God. Thus why he says Intelligent design.

>>10997126

We have no belief, the default is that there is no God. You have to prove there is a God, so far that has not been achieved,so there's no reason to consider or act like one exists.

>>10997140

I actually meant that its bullshit dressed up in a sciencey way, but that's god too.

>>10997143
Why do you think you can do that if you are controlled by the simulation? If something goes wrong all it has to do is fix it and re-simulate it from the point it went wrong. The inhabitants in the simulation won't notice any difference.

>>10997139
COnsidering how every single society, culture and tribe in history has achieved the concept of religion and faith, the answer is "No".

The concept of the divine is universal and intrinsic to us, Humanity.

>>10997145
>we have no belief

Then you aren't an atheist.

>>10997156

There is a hypothesis that religion stems from schizotypes within tribes, so a child, raised in a western country, by irreligious parents could very likely not be exposed to religion before school age, as there will unlikely be a propagator of the mystical within the family unit.

>>10997160

How is not having a belief a belief?

Those are babby weights.

>>10997171

Religion simply stems from people making shit up to explain gaps in their knowledge. We do it all the time.

>>10997172
You believe that you don't have a belief, isn't that so? You can change the wording around but it would still mean the same thing.

>>10997172
Do you understand what an atheist is? It's someone who BELIEVES there is no creator.

The lack of belief is known as agnosticism.

>>10997171
Unless one day he or she sits down and begins to ponder if there really isn't a god or not, and criticize if his/her parents might be on the wrong.

I am sure that you have heard of some atheists that are given to meditate or downright "spirituality". Those will eventually change into theists over time.

>>10997171
All religion can be seen to come from shamanism which deals with dreams, something common to all humans.

>>10997190

You're assuming the parents tell the child there is no god.

Why would a child question something they do not know the concept of?

>>10997195
That's exactly my point. We humans come up with concepts all the time. The divine is one of the most basic and ,dare I say, fundamental concepts. It is the realization of the greatness a human can achieve or should strive to be. Wether it is a god of justice, a goddess of good harvest or a god of having a good time, those concepts will, without fail arise.

In the same way that people believe (despite having no proof) that there are aliens in other planets, people come to believe that there might be beings in another plane of existence.

The idea of the human soul is universal, after all.

Actual religion threads are so passé.

>>10997213

I think the schizoid hypothesis is more likely true - that a select few anomalies have strange thought patterns and start promoting mystical ideas which eventually turn into religions. The majority of the population will live and die without having personally conceived mysticism.

Part of it involved them being specifically schizotypal, not full schizophrenic, which makes their peers believe them. They act "normally" the majority of the time, so they seem trust worthy, rather than being loons that cannot function in society.

>>10997140
>>10997150
So wait, this is some kind of Unintelligent Design?
...you know, that might explain a lot of things...hmm...

>>10997230
And how do you know that atheists aren't schizotypal themselves?

For all you know you could be making people become lost and losing the grace of Buddha/Jesus/Cthulhu!

>>10997139
>thunder
>volcanos
>earthquakes
>hurricanes

If you're the leader of a tribe, and this shit happens, it's much easier to point your finger to they sky and blame the nonspeaking sky daddy than it is to buck up and say "i don't know".

>>10997241
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

>>10997241
>Buddha
They'll have another chance.

>Jesus
Misery loves company.

>Cthulhu
Yeah, well, we're pretty better off for it anyway.

>>10996894
Overpopulation is a myth.

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>10997241

They wouldn't be schizotypal, as the effects of that are well documented, but yes, it is a possibility that non-belief in mysticism could be caused by a certain neurological make up.

>>10997264
not when people refuse to solve the very solvable problems presented to them, it isn't. But yeah, corn and soy both aren't half bad, so we could feed everybody on upto some pretty huge number. And there's always more work to be done, I mean face it, there always is.

*tips fedora*
Honestly speaking, i DO believe in the non-existence of god, only a foolish no life christian would accept such an unmathetical entity into their livelihood
*walks back to circle of friends discussing the complexity of Naruto*

>>10997264
http://overpopulationisamyth.com/

I can never decide if I love or hate websites like these. For some reason making "the science" presentable like this makes me think of Reddit fedora-tippers, but at the same time they're accurate and informative.

>>10997292
You're not the real one.

>>10997276
Wasn't atheism common amongst actual autists?

>>10996995
...of something involving physics and biology people don't know about yet? And even if we did, you'd solve that computing problem by building a physical model of at least part of it. And they've had some success doing basically exactly that, actually, hooking up rat brains to computer-controlled rat "robots" of different kinds.

>>10997297
This fails to take into account that society is based around jobs and the amount of jobs available is decreasing all the time.

We don't need more NEETs in the world.