/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Skirts don't exist

The only people I have seen dressed like that were prostitutes.

>too hookerish for women
LOL

Give me back the keys you aren't driving, woman

I see it all the time.

>>10995040
Guess your friends are whores.

A few of my friends dress like it semi-regularly.

Yes I've seen it. Just like in your picture, only with short shorts

I've seen a few business women with it on the train, it's just not the same as illustrated.

>>10995017
Never seen it on an attractive woman, looks stupid as hell on fatty uggos.

I don't like it when the fat from the legs spills out from the stockings; it makes the whole thing look so unattractive.

I couldn't really find a better example but I'm sure there's one. I wonder if that happens in real life or if people are actually self-conscious about it.

I only see it on hipsters, punks, and other "alternative" girls

Same thing with pantyhose

>>10995022
>>10995045
Whores are okay people by and large

Things only go south if they get addicted to drugs. Shit's not kawaii at all.

>>10995062
That's the best part.

>>10995062
Best part, you have shit taste.

>>10995045
They really aren't. One of them is a virgin and the other is close to getting married.

>>10995062
Women are supposed to have some meat on there.

>>10995087
>getting married
What a filthy pig.

>>10995097
What's wrong with marrying the person you love?

>>10995062
A small amount of bulge is hell of attractive.

>>10995087
Is the virgin cute?

>>10995114
does this inhibit circulation?

>>10995119
It actually promotes circulation believe it or not.

How is something so lewd "childish"?

>>10995114
I think that much looks a bit too healthy. But I guess I worded myself wrong, I don't like when it's too pronounced but I do agree it's arousing when done right.

>>10995121
I put a lot of thought into this and I don't think I could say anything other than yes.

>>10995155
Shes not a virgin.

>>10995155
You may or may not have legitimate reasons for allowing her virginity to continue.

However, stop.

>>10995114
I own a pair of thigh-highs. They're a pain in the ass to keep from sagging down to my knees without a garter belt.

They do feel nice though.

>>10995193
Use sock glue.

>>10995193
gay

>>10995201
But leg hair.

I really only wear them under my clothes when going out, and garter belts are pretty sexy imo.

Artist must have got inspiration from somewhere.

>>10995062
If it looks too thigh or uncomfortable to the wearer, it makes me feel uneasy.

>>10995114
Yes, a little bulge is ok. Healthy ZR is awesome.

It's way better than when artists just draw a line separating skin from cloth.

>>10995017
alice
thick
thighs

>>10995017
>Does zettai ryouiki (as exhibited by adults) exist in the real world?
Thats what cons are for.

>>10995114
Iwish there was some sort of tag on the boorus or something

>>10995017
3d piggu go home

>>10995839
I'm gonna make your day motherfucker:
skindentation + thigh_highs
deep_skin + thigh_highs (etc)

on Gelbooru at least I don't use shitty Danbooru

>>10995863
>skindentation
Holy shit

>>10995868
Be sure to give your dick adequate rest between wanks or you might get a rash or a cramp!

Girls only wear pants anymore.

>>10995880

>>10995884
It's nice if you like pants I guess. I went to a funeral for my great aunt a few weeks ago and everyone was dressed up. What do I see? Women wearing dresses with pants underneath.

Behold the future!

>>10995880
Dyke only wear pants anymore. FTFY

>>10995904
They probably changed as soon as they got back to their car. No one wants to wear dresses anymore. Around here, the only time I see a dress is on 5 year old girls, occasionally.

>>10995880
You get the absolute tramp zone.

>>10995876
Damn you. How am I supposed to not fap to this? It's impossible.

>>10995110
What a fucking normal.

>>10995960
Would you marry me?

>>10995970
yea

School children here in Britain dress like that all the time. But then school children here also suck a million dicks a day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5wVtTQzniI

Most girls in real life aren't brave enough for thigh highs but they're quite popular in online fashion communities.
who /fa/ here

Jesus Christ Alice is revolting.

>>10996219

Yeah, for some reason thigh highs are endemic in England, probably because English women have no sense of decency. I've seen them walk about in their pyjamas before now. The liberalism here disgusts me, apparently the motto of this country is "do whatever the hell you want, when you want".

>>10996230
I assure you that many young women dress zettai ryouiki in Japan. I saw a very fashionable girl ridding side saddle on the back of a boyfriends push bike in the middle of winter in Osaka in 2007. Japanese women really are a slave to their fashion

>>10996205
Thank you.

>>10996251
That wasn't me.
But I say yeah too.
I put on this tough, "no normals" front, but if anyone shows me any kind of affection at all, it falls apart. I'm sorry, /jp/.

>>10996244
It's apparently not all that uncomfortable even in winter because they've grown used to it. At least that's what my ex (also from Osaka) told me. She loved skirts and thigh highs, though...

>>10996301

You can get used to the cold. I used to roll my sleeves up (still do) every day, no matter what, even in the dead of winter when its snowing. Eventually, you can't feel anything but a slight burning sensation on your skin. It hurts like if you graze it or someone touches though.

>>10995062
PRAISE

>>10996338
Wow, it's a pretty lame method.

>>10996342
Why?

>>10996338
That's a really good idea.

>>10996338

that is not an improvement

>>10996375
Speak for yourself, turbonerd

this is my gf are you jealous

>>10996421
That's my sister you sick fuck.

>>10996425
how can it be your sister she is my sister

>>10996429
feelio when meeting your long lost brother on /jp/

>>10996439
feelio when your long lost brother is a neet virgin autist

>>10996442
I grok that feelio

I wonder if I will get arrested if I try to take pictures of any zettai ryouiki I see throughout the day

If not I will try and post descriptions of my observations along with any pictures I can take. Of course fatties will be excluded from my research

I wonder how hard it is to masturbate in a public toilet

Wish me luck!

Only on Asians, I have seen it.

>>10996467

Its easy, because you usually are very quick because you cum fast due to the thrill.

>>10996467
Are you going on an adventure to the outside world?

Be careful and please bring back lots of photos/souvenirs!

>>10996480

I tried it a few times and couldn't ejaculate due to nervousness.

>>10996491

I would masturbate all day in a Japanese toilet. They're so lewd, especially if you're a women.

Also just to refresh my memory, the ratios used to describe zettai ryouiki are measured according to (stocking length):(amount of skin shown):(skirt length)?

>>10996478
I'm not really welcome at home so every day is an adventure for me! I will bring /jp/ many souvenirs do not worry.

>>10996499
Thank you very much!

Will you make a new thread at the end of the day to tell us about everything? Will you keep using that name so we can easily find it in the archive?

>>10996491
That's what figured. I tried it once when I was in my freshman year and I was scared that someone would walk in on me, it was a battle just to stay hard.

>>10996504
I will keep this name but I would rather bump this thread.

Should I post pantyhose sightings as well?

I have lots of pairs of thigh highs, I was always self-conscious of wearing them because of the little bulge.

I'm actually kinda relieved to know that people think that's the best part.

>>10996511
Are you a cute boy?

>>10996518
Some people have said that.

>>10996511
The bulge is gross and if I saw you in public I'd laugh at you for looking a fat cow.

>>10996511

You should wear them.

The world needs more ZR.

>>10996511
gimme sum pictures

>>10996511
If you do not have a thigh gap, you are too fat to wear thigh highs.

>>10996546
I do, just checked.

>>10996546

You have to be very fat to not have a thigh gap.

Yeah. That's how hookers dress.

>>10996575

Only because the Western does not understand cute things, so everything has to be lewd.

>>10996577

I think France does to an extent, but Britain and America are terrible at it.

>>10996577
But zettai ryouiki is definitely not cute.
It's lewd as hell and anyone who wears it deserves to get thoroughly fucked.

>>10996595

Pictured: Not cute.

>>10996595
It's not lewd, you are the person applying your perverted lewdness to it.

>>10996595
There's this thing called 'ero-kawaii'. So yeah, ZR is sexy and cute.

>>10996602
>>10996603
But that's like saying garter belts are cute. They attract your eyes to a specific area, it's hella lewd.

>>10996603

Erokawaii should be translated as "eroticute", I think.

>>10996605
Garter belts are for holding stockings up, they are the exact opposite of lewd.

What's lewd in that case would be how short the skirt is since you're not supposed to see them.

Cuteness is all about the context, and sometimes lewdness needs to be cute in order to be successfully lewd

I attend a college with mostly Asian students. I have seen the legendary zettai ryouiki many times, though it's not very common. Probably see one every two weeks or so. (No, they aren't fat ugry dweebs either.) Also had a quarter where a girl drove a neko covered itasha to school everyday. That was cool.

>>10996645
>neko covered itasha
Holy shit just learn American you worthless weeaboo faggot.

like everything it probably looks absolutely disgusting on 99.98% of women. #2DForLife #/A/

>>10996648
pleb

>>10996654
You can also fuck off back to /v/ while you're at it.

Asians have way too skinny legs for that.

>>10996689
Your mom has skinny leads, queer commander.

>>10996695
legs*

>>10996697
Correcting your posts? Pathetic.

>>10996689
Asians have sausage legs.

>>10996700
you're*

>>10996599
>lewd hooker
Not cute at all.

FIELD REPORT #1A: LATTE BELT, DOWNTOWN

Finishing lectures for the morning, I seize the opportunity my three hour break gives me. Normally, I go to the basement in the library to eat lunch, do work, and download porn onto my phone. Today us different, today has purpose. Today I will attempt to ogle women/traps that unknowingly indulge my sexual kinks. I feel like the protagonist of a Colorful episode, embarking on this quest, objectifying women so that my compatriots on /jp/ need not venture outside their rooms. Hopefully I will be able to sneak a picture, if kami-sama smiles upon me.

I have chosen the downtown latte belt of my city for the time being, remembering with vagueness that the alternative women that frequent the boutiques and expensive cafes of downtown tend to be more daring and less conformist in their dress. I even saw ZR in one cafe last week, on what was either a bold woman, or a cute trap, a sight that made it hard for me to contain all of my boners.

Sadly, all of the women I have seen so far wearing stockings cover up any potential ZR. The closest I have come to ZR is the barista that served me. She was wearing stockings, and vertical stretch marks indicated a hidden garter belt. Still, her skirt went well past whatever skin may have been exposed, all the way down to the knees. How does she expect to earn any tips? It is nice, but barely erotic. Still, I am sitting in a high traffic area - I shall not despair just yet

>>10996771

Making unfounded assumptions.

>>10996776
Thank you for sharing, keep up the good work!

Will you be taking any photos should you encounter some ZR?

>>10996645
Yeah, this is what I've noticed at my university as well, although here pantyhose and short skirts/shorts is the choice for Asian international students.

>>10996786
If I'm lucky enough to do so, I'll notify you guys beforehand. The photos will be uploaded tonight from my computer, after I crop anything sensitive and strip the exif data.

>>10996792
Good luck, we're all rooting for you!

>>10996776
>lectures
>going out
>in public
>3d
janny pl0x

>>10996792
Best of luck.

>>10996776
>>10996792
Wow, we are getting some good OC
I havent seen good OC since that touhou iphone port

>>10997158
But just as I started typing this, a short, extremely cute girl in a red skirt passed in front of me. The wind picked up just as I glanced in her direction, pressing the thin fabric of her clothing against her legs and bottom.

O-ore wa---!

I saw the beautiful landscape of her buttocks, the thin outlines of her panties, the hypnotic dance of her gentle gait, all displayed before me, as kami-sama refueled my desire with one long gust of wind!

Several seconds of serenity passed before I snapped to my senses. I checked around me - no one around had noticed. It wasn't ZR, but it was good nonetheless.

Shame, shame! Shame on me for giving up hope so easily! I will not rest, /jp/! I will not rest until I find zettai ryouiki in my city!

1B
I had nearly given up hope, /jp/. More than an hour of risky people watching later, I had seen more than 100 pairs of legs, and not one case of ZR. The closest I came to it was a woman in her thirties with exceptionally high boots, and even then, she covered up potential ZR with a pair of pantyhose. I nearly even got found out, walking along a restaurant, looking at the stockings of two punk girls, only to find a flamboyantly dressed man staring back at me. As I hustled away to my car, I heard someone cat call. Was it for me? Was I outed as a pervert? I fled back to university.

I had nearly given up hope, /jp/. I had figured that the unseasonably warn weather discouraged most woken from wearing stockings, and the few that did covered up their ZR for fear of being outed as prostitutes.

>>10997162
Have you taken any photos so far? Please keep up the good work.

>>10997196
Sorry but no. Too many eyes.

Pantyhose > Stockings

what kind of gullible retard do you have to be to believe anything this guy is saying.

>>10997329
It's more fun that way.

>>10996771
Hey kid, if I ever find you out, you can say goodbye to your throat. Nobody, and I mean N O B O D Y, insults my future pokegirl that I'm going to play with.

i want to see a girl who's pushing 300lbs in tights

hngggg

Alright I'll knock off the dorky narration.

As expected my first legit ZR sighting was an Asian. Minor ZR, 1:1:1. Black calf high stockings with Brown faux leather boots, thin pale legs, and a beige skirt. No meat bulges, and no meat anywhere else for that matter. Girl herself looks a tad plain, but not plain enough that she looks like she's from the provinces. Right now she's procrastinating on weibo.

Overall impression 6/10 wd pump and dump

>>10997535
Congratulations for finding one! I hope you are taking lots of pictures for /jp/.

>>10995863
>skindentation
Science has (not) gone too far.

>>10997158
>>10997162
How can you get caught "looking at people"?

You know what? I think I know what I'll do this weekend.

>>10995017
>childish
no
>hookerish
yes

>>10997547
I wish I was brave enough to actually do this in crowded public places. ;_;

>>10997576
A pair of legs in stockings catches your eyes for too long while you are walking, and you stupidly crane your neck a bit for a better view, and when you look straight ahead, some Cuban in a Hawaiian shirt is giving you the stink eye. And then you freak out and walk away.

Boom

:3

>>10997671
>>10997677
Please stop posting cosplay, it doesn't count.

>>10997690
She's laughing at you.

I've seen Asian chicks with it a few times. Usually it hasn't looked good but a couple of them managed to pull it off.

>zettai ryouiki
what the fuck is that?

Speak in English you retarded chink.

I say this often, but I hope sometime soon we come full circle and jeans start being phased out. I'm so fucking sick of jeans and t-shirts. People are comfortable with wearing a minimal amount of fabric while paying huge amounts. For the middle class, wearing cheap (as in manufacturing cost, not retail price) rags has become fashionable and everybody is okay with that.

>>10997722
LE EPIK RUSEMAN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>10996491
>>10996505
How noisy are you people? I jerk off in public toilets all the time at work and at the gym.

>>10997617
Just act like your taking pictures of the buildings.

>>10997726

I agree. It would be nice to see more people put in an effort. However, that's the problem, it takes effort. It can also be expensive.

>>10997734
Aren't you afraid of people walking in and throwing you off your groove?

>>10997677
>>10997707
I want to put my dick in those.

>>10997770
Such is the case with fast fashion. Just like people want five dolla footlongs and dollar menu sliders, people also want a maximum of comfort and fashion at a minimum price.

I'd rather pay an extra $30 for a pair of pants that looks good and is well put together.

>>10997798
Not to mention that people are much less willing to spend an extra half hour doing basic maintenance on their bodies and their clothing every day.

>>10997783
They both look like they'd charge you their standard rates afterwards. Caucasian is obviously the discount option.


>>10996230
This one might be marriage material though.

>>10997778
No, I'm more concerned about people seeing me touching my dick through the gaps in the stall door. People walking in won't know unless you're watching a movie and your headphones come out or you're loud and furiously masturbating using lube.

At best they'll be asking why you're spending so much time taking a shit. I just said I had diarrhea.

>>10997798
I don't know man, /fa/ takes it to extremes. I'll never understand paying $400-500 for a Rick Owens shirt or $1100 for a Undercover hoodie/jacket.

>>10997798
>>10997816
>/fa/
Stop doing that, it's annoying.

>>10997798
>>10997816
shut the fuck up queer

>>10997854
I'm sorry.

Zettai ryouiki is sitting next to me

I-is it too early to give her the D?

This thread should be scrapped, it's past the point of no return.

>>10997871
Kill yourself out of /jp/.

>>10997798
>>10997816
リア充, go back to the faggot store and take your 3D with you.