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Only if it's a 2hu-themed mug.

I don't see any reason why I would.

>Would you sacrifice your throat virginity if Zun offers you his cock?
fix'd

If he offers a touhou secret nobody knows with it.

>>10994866
why would a non-drinker take alcohol for payment of having a meat-stick jammed in their throat in the first place?

>>10994881
make it satori-themed and you can have whatever you want

You're assuming that us non-drinkers are alcohol virgins.

Unless you're talking about the D.

>>10994889
>some angry confused gay shit spouting the usual nonsense
Yeah, this thread is really strange, and the op strikes me as a "troll" or similar intentionally bad post.

Fuck it.

post more photos of ZUN ``please!''

>>10994929
who u quot

Does japan hate non-drinker gaijins?

>>10994924
this

captcha: tsrgib respect

Of course I would! Even though I don't drink it's always been my dream to have a beer with ZUN and maybe some doujin music artists. That's never going to happen though....

This questions really doesn't belong on /jp/. Either we're alcoholics who have stopped drinking (such as myself) or teetotalers who don't drink for a number of reasons

I'd tell you to go to /a/, but I honestly don't know how many of them know who ZUN is.

>>10994992
most of /a/ is underage anyway, they couldn't drink with him if they wanted to.

>>10994929
What?

>>10994992
>stopped drinking
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!

I don't drink because I'm not some pathetic weakling that needs a crutch to live life.

- Anonymous.

I worked as a bartender but seriously i dont drink. Last night I tried to drink one extra small bottle of beer that was left on the chiller. I'm the only employee left because I need to clean all ove the place. I get a glass and poured 1/4 of the contents on it. It smells really disgusting and I know what it taste like from the trauma i got when i get to a drinking session with my co-workers. I only drank 1/4 glass but I really cant take the taste. I already think about drinking with Suika but it didn't work. I think beer wasn't really my taste.

>>10995014
is that Ecstasy Darks?

I don't drink much because it costs so much, if he offered it to me for free then yeah.

>>10995012
I'm sorry. It's not like I want to not drink. It's just that my parents would kick me out the moment I relapse, and I'm bad at hiding things. Also I'm afraid of what I might do if I get drunk again, because there's no point in drinking and not getting drunk.

Ahhh, it'd be nice to go to Gensokyo and spend my few days completely smashed with the oni.

>>10995014
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/redpill/

you dissapoint me /jp/, all of the 2hus drink.

>>10995044
That's because they have friends, me getting drunk by myself in my room is just depressing.

>>10995044

I'm sorry, I can't handle alcohol. My taste buds are way sensitive.

People who don't drink because "alcohol is bad" are terrible.
Having a glass of beer or wine isn't going to affect you unless you're either a dwarf or skin and bones.

On the otherhand, people who drink to get drunk are shit too.

>>10995044
too expensive

>>10995038
Well if you're an alcoholic I think it's better you don't drink. Though I rarely drink to get drunk--I think trying to coast on being tipsy is best.

beer tastes like cat urine
if zun offered me wine that'd be a different story but i'm pretty sure zun isn't a wine guy

>>10995092
You must've had some shitty lite beer if you think that.

>>10995072
I never drank enough to get drunk, but I was fine with drinking a little. Now I can't drink anything alcoholic because it's too starchy/sugary since you need starches or sugars to make something ferment to begin with. So alcohol is bad.

>>10995099
no it's just beer is really shitty

>>10995072
I'd guess most of us don't drink because we never get the opportunity and can't be bothered.

If alcohol were easier to buy here I would probably drink more (alone browsing /jp/ of course).

>>10995044
When I become an invulnerable magical girl I will take up the bottle and never put it down.

>>10995072
>people who drink to get drunk are shit too
who cares

>>10995113
You can buy hard cider and beer anywhere you can buy food.

>>10995082
hahaha that's what I tried to do for years

it worked wonderfully

>>10994893

I started drinking a little while back after a very close brush with death.
but I would have done it for ZUN, too.

>>10995126
Not in Sweden unfortunately. The nearest (government owned) liquor store is pretty far away.

>>10995164
>(government owned) liquor store

Jesus Christ, fuck socialism.

It would be horribly awkward, but yeah, I guess I'd drink with ZUN.

Would you drink a ZUN sized mug of his cum?

>>10995172
It ain't that bad. Keeps slums from being crowded with shitty liquor stores that only sell to alcoholics and attract street trash.

>>10995164
Why? Beer isn't hard liquor. Can you buy cooking wine at least?

>>10995182
Yeah, how dare people conveniently buy products that they want.

>>10995191
Canada is still surprisingly conservative socially. Alcohol is seen as something that needs to be controlled, in the same manner as drugs and such.

>>10995179
I would

>>10995172
I thought it was like that most places. The government has a monopoly on liquor even here in the states.

>>10995216
I thought we were talking about Sweden.

>>10995196
Normal stores may sell alcoholic beverages up to 3,5% alcohol. I have never seen any cooking wine so I guess not.

>>10995216
Seeing how drunks are inconsiderate fucks, I would have to agree.

>>10995262

Say that next time a pissed drunk guy tips you $100

>>10995219

How do you figure? Taxation != monopoly

>>10995262
Yeah, but if you are buying wine for use in cooking, you burn out all the alcohol, anyway. So you wouldn't get drunk. Not to mention that stuff like mouth wash and vanilla extract has alcohol in it.

>>10995269
They have a retail monopoly, nobody else can sell it.

>>10995219
It's not like this in most states. Most states simply require an establishment to have a liquor license.

>>10995282

They do in Utah... And that's about it as far as I know.

If I had the money, I could open a liquor store here in Colorado.

>>10994866

I would pay lots of money to drink a beer with ZUN

>>10995092
Milk, please!

>>10994866
I'll go one step further.

I'd fall off the wagon with ZUN.