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10987636 No.10987636 [Reply] [Original]

Kill one, marry one, fuck one.

>> No.10987642

kill all 3, fuck the head

>> No.10987643

I'd kill the stupid fish 2hu but I wouldn't decide between either legit wolf 2hu and dullahan 2hu if I was forced to.

I'd fuck and marry both.

>> No.10987644

>>10987642
this

>> No.10987646

Kill mermaid.
Fuck werewolf.
Marry nukekubi.

>> No.10987656
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>>10987646

This one has the right of it.

>> No.10987671

Make mermaid sashimi
Fuck werewolf then make a new coat out of her fur
Marry Sekibanki

>> No.10987669

Kill /jp/, fuck /a/, marry moot

>> No.10987705

>>10987646
No, no! you mean kill the dog, fuck the fish.

>> No.10987712

>>10987705
She has no holes to fuck you with
Except her mouth

>> No.10987723

>>10987712
dem ears man

>> No.10987728

>>10987712
I thought she turned into a fish once in the water? It said she gains her power in the water or whatever.

She also seems very nice in personality which is why I'd fuck and leave her.

>> No.10987750

>>10987636
Kill Doll
Fuck Fish
Marry Dog

>> No.10987753

>>10987728
You on the other hand seem to have a terrible personality.

>> No.10987754

Why would you want to kill one? Can we change "kill one" to "bully one" at least?

>> No.10987765

fuck, marry, kill u're mom lol

>> No.10987768

>>10987754
That would be nice


Bully fish

Fuck dog

Marry dullahan

>> No.10987868

How about this:
Kill three

>> No.10987967

>>10987868
Edgy

>> No.10987993

Marry fish, fuck dog, kill head.

>> No.10987997

Fuck Head
Kill Dog
Eat Fish

>> No.10988000

I want only to marry the wolf... I love her...

>> No.10988004

>>10988000
Furfag.

>> No.10988009
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>>10987993
shit taste detected

>> No.10988012

>>10988004
That's not furry.

>> No.10988024

>>10988012
What if she becomes THE wolf.

>> No.10988030
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>>10988009
I want a centaur Touhou, i have to support the Mermaid since it's the most Monster girl related. Also head a shit.

>> No.10988032

>>10988024
Wolves are pretty cool though.

>> No.10988036

>>10988032
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj75mnm13oI

You sure you want to live with the most tsundere and stinkiest dog ever?

>> No.10988038

>>10988012
Didn't you read her dialogue? She uses that clothes to hide the fur since she's embarassed of herself.

>> No.10988048

>>10988036
I've been through worse...

>> No.10988062

>>10988038
It says she's "afraid" of the moon possibly making here hairy. While at that point yes it is furry but saying that 獣耳 is furry is foolish.

>> No.10988070
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>>10988038
Who gives a shit?

Still not furry and better than having elf ears like Orin.

>> No.10988072

>>10987636
Those are some terrible nails.

>> No.10988074

>>10988070
Enjoy your wolf bush vagina that smells like animal.

>> No.10988084

>>10988074
Vaginas already stink horribly. Don't you have any female family members that bleed from that atrocious gape in between their legs already?

Plus all 2hu unless they just don't grow hair are hairy in their crotches

They probably smell horribly as well. They live an old fashion life:".

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10988094

Snake please don't hurt wolf.

>> No.10988102

>>10988094
If someone actually does a parody of this I'll genuinely laugh then cry as that moment still haunts me for all these years.

>> No.10988122

When will we get drawings of hairy and embarrassed Kagerou?

>> No.10988128
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10988128

this is furry

>> No.10988147

>>10988128
Exactly! Thanks for educating people.

>> No.10988172 [SPOILER] 
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>>10988122

>> No.10988193

>>10988172
That embarrassed look got me immediately hard.

>> No.10988259

>>10988128
I see no difference from that and the shitty new furry touhous.

>> No.10988264

>>10988122
This.

But I want to see her with her spread hairy anus wide open.

>> No.10988276

>>10988259
There is a difference though. Remember 獣耳 doesn't equal furry

>> No.10988305

Those fucking hands

>> No.10988341

>>10987712
I beg to differ. Visit /d/ for a bit, you'll get your mermaid holes.

>> No.10988531

>>10988276
Yes it does.

It is playing off the fact she has animal like qualities and it is meant to appeal a target audience.

>> No.10988630
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10988630

Behead Sekibanki!
And marry the werewolf.

>> No.10988659

>>10988036
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj75mnm13oI
可愛い！

>> No.10989337

>>10988531
This picture here has been the agreed upon measure for furries for litterally many years I'd like to argue since at least the beginning of furfag existence. This was made so that that which is good and pure (獣耳) is protected for your liking of cute things, while itself not being an affront to god like furries are. Things such as tails, wings, animal ears, sharp teeth and even things I disagree with (paws) are protected.
So I can not say just because I dislike paws that it is wrong to think they are cute.
Those aspects are protected by a very well tested classing system that has been around for a while now. So please apply the normal furry measurement scale when classifying something as furry or not. Even if you would've asked someone years ago that system was also in place albeit on a more natural basis but they just knew that "whoa this chicks cat ears are pretty hot" not "woah I wanna fuck anthropomorphic cat" (in a furries sense), or even "whoa I wanna FUG mr sprinkles."

Everyone knows that's wrong, but not 猫耳

Thank you for your time.

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>>10989337
Woops I forgot this picture.

>> No.10989353

>>10989340
>You sick bastard

Who the hell changed it?

>> No.10989354

>>10989340
Why did they remove the 5th image?

>> No.10989358

>>10989340
>No Dangerously cheesy
>No Is fine too
shit chart.

>> No.10989365

It didn't matter before with Chen/Orin/Ran/Mamizou/Nazrin/Kyouko, but suddenly it matters now? Is it because the werewolf is supposed to have patches of fur on her body or something?

>> No.10989381

>>10989365
>It didn't matter before with Chen/Orin/Ran/Mamizou/Nazrin/Kyouko

Yah it did. It always mattered. Rabbits aren't furries tho.

>> No.10989386

>>10989353
>>10989354
>>10989358

I just did a quick google and I came up with that.

Apologies if it wasn't to your refined tastes gentlemen.

>> No.10989391

>>10989353

some fag a billion years ago

>>10989340

a cat is fine too

>> No.10989416
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10989416

This image kinda reminds me of animorphs, now that I think of it.

>> No.10989422
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>>10989416

>> No.10989432

>>10989416
I'd suck 5%'s dick.

>> No.10989453
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>>10989422
That's wrong though.

I don't get it?

>> No.10989671
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10989671

Why does every wants to kill the mermaid?
I'd marry Wakasagihime.
I'd gently have sex with Sekibanki, and I guess I'd have to kill Kagerou.

>> No.10989696

>>10989671
She has no bagina
She wears a heavy ass fucking kimono in the middle of the water
She stinks of fish
She's probably like a tuna in bed
She's a stage 1 boss

>> No.10989711

>>10989671

Eating a mermaid's flesh is said to grant immortality. It makes perfect sense she'd be the one everyone wants to kill.

>> No.10989714
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>>10989671
Finally!

>> No.10989724

>>10989711
This would be a perfect excuse for Marisa to live a long time without losing her humanity but ZUN will never do it.

>> No.10989772
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>>10989671
Because you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

>> No.10989788

>>10989772

Unless you're playing bass!

>> No.10989817

>>10989671

Mermaids are confusing to romance in a sense. And you'd have to wheelchair her around when she's out of water. I'd still marry her though, she seems real cute. No clue what to think of the other two yet though.

>>10989788

I'm sure I could handle scales at least.

>> No.10989827

marry three, fuck three, kill three

>> No.10990279

Kill Kagerou
Fuck Wakasagihime, gently
Marry Sekibanki
I wonder, what will our kids be like?

>> No.10990286

>>10990279
Perhaps the correct term would be, Fertilize eggs?
What a complex family.

>> No.10991514
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10991514

kill all
fuck their dead bodies
and then take the responsibility by marrying them

>> No.10991589

FRY THE FISH
SKIN THE WOLF
BEHEAD THE HEAD
REMOVE YOUKAI FROM PREMISES

>> No.10991595

Kill Mokou
Fuck Reimu
Marry Rinnosuke

>> No.10992247

why killing muromi-san you plebs?

>> No.10997750

Kill the werewolf
Kill the werewolf
Kill the werewolf

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