/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sigh.....

>tfw no boyfriend to suck dick

I want a /jp/ friend but I've heard horror stories from multiple people with trying to talk to people outside of /jp/.

>>10982154
Welcome to /jp/.

>>10982170

Who is the person sleeping next to him?

>>10982167
Talking to /jp/sies one on one makes me realize how fucking boring I am.

>>10982167
If most /jp/ers are like me it's because we're horrible at 1-on-1 conversations.

I had one friend but yesterday he made fun of me and told me I need to get laid.

>>10982177
>>10982182
Thinking about it more, yeah that would be pretty terrible. I'm bad with one on one situations and I wouldn't have much to say other than the occasional "hey" which would lead to nothing.

>>10982176
That's the bag he took to sit next to him so it would look like he was not alone, the other person gone to the restroom or something.

>>10982186
Well, when was the last time you got laid, bro?

I hope it's not more than a couple weeks.

>>10982182
tfw no /jp/ chat that isn't full of /v/ or twitter people

I can't handle 1 on 1 shit, too much pressure

>>10982198
the fuck is wrong with you? Noy even him and I'm uppset by you.

I know that feeling; it's a good one!

I had fun in that recent /jp/ flockdraw right up until someone posted it on /co/ and they started spamming it with dumb images of some guy lifting weights.

I lost my best friend a couple of weeks ago and it's been so fucking depressing, what do /jp/?

>>10982177
>>10982182
>>10982188
We should start a /jp/ seminar to improve one-on-one conversational skills.

No dick sucking allowed.

>>10982205
>tfw no /jp/ chat that isn't full of /v/ or twitter people

Seriously it's the worst, no one warned me about how bad the /jp/ steam group was and it was filled with faggots abusing the quoting function and saying lel.

>>10982206
You fell for his ruse!

>>10982211
>I had fun in that recent /jp/ flockdraw

Really? The scribble wars and people posting our shitty meme pictures was fun?

>>10982211
I made that room and it was absolute shit. What are you talking about?

>>10982216
I wish someone would start a new one and provide a place free of that shit without turning into a no fun allowed faggot with a massive ego.

>>10982223
Heh silly me then.

>>10982225

Yes, it was very enjoyable. Sorry that you're unable to enjoy Flockdraw unless it's you and four buddies drawing terrible anime images with the room locked.

>>10982241
Oh believe me I was all for the scribble wars, erasing other people's drawing when they were almost done, and calling people faggots on Flockdraw. I thought I was the only one though so it seems weird that someone else finds that fun/

>>10982154
/jp/ is your friend

My only friend is a normalfag who has no idea that I'm a weeb. I don't even know why he comes over. We don't have anything to talk about at all.

>>10982235
/g/ has 2 successful spin-off IRCs so it's entirely possible.

Just make #/jp/neet or something.

>>10982254
You have to genuinely suffer from autism to find that shit fun.

I figured /jp/ would have the sense to actually draw stuff rather than simply throw feces at the canvas "ironically".

>>10982216
Everyone who uses Steam's social features is a faggot.

>>10982259

he probably does know you're a weeb and feels really bad for you.

>>10982261
I don't have any /jp/ connections so it'd be empty

Not to mention I ran one for a few years that just ended and I'm still feeling bad

>>10982286
What if you want to play games with other people on Steam?

Not that I do, but it seems like it might be fun.

>>10982284
>You have to genuinely suffer from autism to find that shit fun.

Do you know what board you're on? This is the same /jp/ that has multiple guides on how to get autism bucks from the government.

>>10982302
Yes, guides on how to get autismbux without actually having autism by faking it.

If you're actually diagnosed with autism, which any parent with two brain cells would've done after 18 years, then you're already getting autismbux. You don't need a guide.

>>10982284
Shitting on other people's creations is fun as hell. Way more fun than doing faggy art drawing.

>>10982298
If you make it they will come. I randomly made a flockdraw room last night and people were sitting in the waiting room trying to get in.

Then again, it's 3am EST right now so it probably wouldn't work in this instance. I think there's about 5 people posting right now.

>>10982337

>sono feelio when a weaboo is working on some huge complex drawing, spends hours on it
>just sit idle in flockdraw till it looks like he's nearly done
>erase everything and type 'Sit down, kid :^)' with the text thing

>>10982352
Now that's a top lel

>>10982154

I chose this path.

>>10982337
There are no creations to shit on if everyone is shitting.

I wish kids like you would just fuck off back to /v/ or whatever shitty board you came from. Back in my day I kept my trolling to chatrooms in game sites but even I grew up of that at the age of 13 or so.

>>10982364
Hardcore, dude.

>>10982216
It's steam, of course it's going to be full of people from /v/.

Plus, if you're posting in this thread you're probably not very /jp/ to begin with.

>>10982376
I've never been on /v/ though, only /a/ before the /jp/ split. If I want to scribble over someone's shitty drawing then the proud soldiers in Vietnam won me that right.

Lone wolves are stronger than pack wolves

Loners are cool

>>10982352
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/image/fWZFKy11ZUKbrkm8MD6zKA

I caught you, you stupid son of a bitch.

>>10982404
Real alphas have a group of four lone wolves.

>>10982416
>that image
Wh- how does that even happen

>>10982416
I'm too strong for anyone to match me so I can't form a crew of my own

>>10982423
Highschool Juniors on their way home from a death metal concert.

d-don't ask me how I know about that.

>>10982408

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/10577455#p10577493

I laughed really hard at this.

Come to fucking think of it, Trevor spams a lot of characters with dead moms. Asuka, Batman...

>>10982426
I wish I looked that cool in high school.

>>10982431

Are you like Kirito in SAO?

I could be your Asuna. I may not be as strong as you, but I'll try my hardest, and you can dump your two years worth of cum in my wereNEET vagina.

>>10982431
morlike your to weak to join my elite loner guild

Introverts are unironically the most capable people. Throughout history, virtually all of the great geniuses have been introverts.

100% of the early great philosophers, Tesla, Einstein...

>>10982442
Yes I even dress in black and have a collection of swords that I am quite proficient in using

>>10982408
I don't get it.

What did you catch?

>>10982458
Einstein was an introvert?

>>10982427
He doesn't actually spam Asuka, he just pretends that he does to piss off the real Asuka spammer.

>>10982455
don't forget the truest father of truneets, diomedes!

>>10982461
A shitposter, is it not obvious?

>>10982458
You mean autistics, who happen to be introverted by nature

Regular introverts are just shy normals who are doomed for a life of mediocrity and crying alone in bed. Meanwhile autism is the next stage of human evolution.

>>10982480
>Please leave

That feelio

>>10982480
You mean losers, who happen to be introverted by nature.

As many as 50% of people are introverts. Many introverts have friends and girlfriends and jobs. Being an introvert doesn't necessarily mean being a shut-in or socially inept.

>>10982480
Autism also has correlation with atheism and atheists have higher IQs than average. Soon all the normies are going to have to give us their women in return for our ability to save the world from dumbass overbreeding non-whites.

>>10982504
We're discussing truINTROVERTs here
Not normals who so happen to pass up an opportunity to hit da club one friday

>>10982505
O-overpopulation is a myth!

There's plenty of land left!

>>10982519
(in space)

>>10982519

There really is. You have no idea how much space there is that isn't being used to its fullest potential.

Compare the population density of Tokyo to the population density of any stretch of land in Kansas, for example.

>>10982519
There really is ton of land left, I knew a guy who owned 40 acres and didn't use it for anything.

>not being a light unto yourself

>>10982523
41% of the U.S. is farmland. It's being used.

>>10982478
I want to summon a genderbent Diogenes as my servant.

>>10982516
Introverts are people who just can enjoy themselves without the need of social interactivity, or company.

If you were a truINTROVERT, you could live your hikki lifestyle without /jp/.

>>10982540

>>10982523
>>10982525
No shit.

I was referring to the glossed-over fact that these people ignore which is a little thing called limited resources.

I'm sure there's plenty of undeveloped shit land to go around. Unless you want to be homeless and live in the woods with no first-world amenities and no nearby waterways it's a horrible place to live.

/jp/ has omegle threads every once in a while, but talking live with a /jp/sie is like pulling teeth. you either have to force them to respond to your questions since they're too shy to initiate conversation, or try to communicate through shitposting.

Put 'em in da space colonies

>>10982505
Thats because God's light doesn't shine down on the autistic and they have never felt his love as a normal person would. This is because autists inherit from the tree of knowledge more than the tree of life. This imbalance causes God to see them as beasts. In reality its because he fears them as God himself is autistic and knows that if left unchecked they will overthrow his reign and finish the job Lucifer started.

>>10982553
Just because I don't want to be around people doesn't mean I want to be bored

>>10982558
>Unless you want to be homeless and live in the woods with no first-world amenities and no nearby waterways
That sounds like the truNEETest way to live, no job, no one around you, no internet to interact with people.

Fuck off normie

>>10982557
Seeing Paik work here brings a happy tear to my eye.

>>10982565
Why isn't the stuff on top falling

>>10982571
>no internet

I give you about 3 hours before you kill yourself.

>>10982586

>>10982558
Yeah, a funny myth people delude themselves over is thinking the whole world can reach the standard of living of the west with the current amount of resources on this planet.

The US uses a large amount of materials and the strategy of it has developed seems to be to keep its reign over them for as long as possible.

>>10982589
Ascended TruNEETs don't need the wireless connections to taint them from NEEThood.

Reported. /jp/ is not your blog.

>>10982586
Centripetal acceleration from the colony spinning, nerd.

Go read a physics book.

>>10982612
Learning is for normalfags.

>>10982480
Hey Tokiko.

>>10982605
Reported for announcing a report.

Don't let the door smack your ass on the way out.

>>10982617
Technically you're learning from reading these posts so I suggest you get the fuck out before I sick the NEET police on your normie ass.

>>10982617
Life is for normalfags. If you haven't killed yourself you aren't a True NEET.

>>10982628
Suicide is for weak little girls who can't deal with taking it easy.

>>10982628
Death is also for normalfags. Can't think of anyone who hasn't died, it's so normal.

>>10982631
Take *THIS* easy.

I know of plenty of people who haven't died

>>10982630
Don't worry, I'm not committing any of this to memory. Tomorrow it will all be forgotten.

>Not being in a quantum state of fluctuating nonexistence at all times.

Step it up, senpai.

>>10982639
They will, though. Much like normalfag virgins will eventually have sex.

>>10982646
Where would I get a radioactive isotope or a box?

>>10982612
Is that actually real though..... or is it just from Gundam

>>10982649
D-does that mean that milk will eventually go out with me?

>>10982655
Have you seriously never heard of artificial gravity?

They do it through centripetal force. Go look at the ISS. Why do you think it's spinning?

>>10982660
Assuming milk is some drunk whore you pay. So yes.

>>10982653
Haha.

Us nerds, man.....

>feel when no jp gf

sigh..............

>>10982671
There's no such thing as a /jp/ gf, dude.

Why would a girl ever be a /jp/er?

>>10982671
me on the right

>>10982678
Uh...... pretty sure that's me, bub.

You're all normalfags in denial. Please fuck off to /r9k/ with your blogshitting.

Ten autismbux says T is the OP.

>>10982691
Good work dude are you a milky holmes?

>>10982685
have you... become a feel?

Get out of /jp/.

>>10982695
I don't like to brag, but yes. I am.

>>10982697
Yes. I've felt more feels than a million aborted fetuses put together.

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I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I will stand by you forever.

You can take my breath away.

>>10982711
I thought that was the coach from Home Movies.

>>10982711
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The normals complain about this shitty blog thread but they loved the fucking "wat r u drinken 2nite" blog thread because it was normalfag-friendly