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Would you still be a NEET if Byakuren was your mom?

>> No.10981328

How would that affect my NEET status?

>> No.10981324

If Byakuren was my mom, I wouldn't have to go to bed this early...

>> No.10981330

>>10981321

>>10981284

>> No.10981332

>>10981321
byakuren a shit, worst hag

>> No.10981337
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>>10981332

>> No.10981344

If Hijiri was my mom, i would be a superhero

>> No.10981350

You'd be a faggy vegan NEET

>> No.10981365

>>10981332
>worst hag
That would be Yukari.

>> No.10981369

Probably.

>> No.10981372

>>10981337
WORST HAG
buddhist scum

>> No.10981373
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>>10981350
where my vegan neets at

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>>10981337
>having "Relative Post Dates" enabled

>> No.10981385

>>10981365
Yakumo-sama isn't a hag, please apologize

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>> No.10981402

Byakuren would be a terrible parent

>> No.10981415

Holy fuck I think I may have drinked a little bit of too much absinthe tonight, /jp/.

My head is in the clouds and I am typing this while being happu AS HELL for no apperant reason.

With that said, let it be known here and now that I would totally fuck my mother. In fact I have a huge mother complex in which I strive tpo find girls that were exactly like my mother was.

I have dreams where I am making love with my mother, they are amazing and I wish I never wake up.

Tnanks for reading, /jp/. I feel right at home here so I have no problem in being honest with you guys.

Also, I have a huge photography event to attend to tomorrow and I have no idea how the HELL am I foing to do that in a professional manner.

But never the less, I will be thinking of you, /jp/ and obviously, my mother.

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ara ara~

>> No.10981451

I'd probably get kicked out for thinking Miko is cool.

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I think Baykuren is the most loving mommy.

>> No.10981526

>>10981492
She rapes her kids in their sleep

>> No.10981532

>>10981526
I want her to rape me.

>> No.10981536

>>10981532
Keep in mind that she has a cock.

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getting raped by byakuren kind of sounds scary. She would just overpower you with her motherly charm, theres no way you could say no.

>> No.10981542

>>10981536

ÃLL THE BETTER, MAN.

FUCK, YEAH.

>> No.10981549

>>10981541
She has super strength, so she could easily pin you down

>> No.10981566

>>10981541

Even if you said no she could speed herself up so there's no escape except to call for Miko if she even decides to help.

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>>10981549
but she wouldn't need to overpower me. I would become the biggest slut as soon as she says ara ara~ while she gently slides her fingers down my stomach into my danger zone.

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