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10972213 No.10972213[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You're really NEET-o, /jp/.

>> No.10972216
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10972216

that means nothing coming from a nerd like you

>> No.10972226

When was the last time that you had a "wild NEET night" ?

Pissing all over the furniture, masturbating openly, howling at the moon, etc.

>> No.10972227
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>>10972216

STOP USING THEM

>> No.10972237

Please don't make dumb threads like this, OP.

If you want a friendly open community I suggest you use Red.dit. It's honestly not that bad and it's probably exactly what you're looking for.

>> No.10972240

post the >/jp/ one

>> No.10972269

>>10972237

"I Just Got Here From /a/" - the post

seriously, thick THICK /a/ miasma emanating from that post

do you guys have the flu or something, how can you not smell it

ew

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>>10972240


>/jp/

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>>10972227
Whatcha gonna do if I don't?

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-superior wig-

>> No.10972289

>>10972269
yeah, us truNEET /jp/sies shitpost on the floor each day erry day :DDD we don't need no rules or janiturds

old /b/ lives on

>> No.10972299

>>10972289

What?

Is your defense mechanism, when someone calls you out for being a crossboarder, to just start spewing garbage?

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>this thread

>> No.10972320
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I don't want to be a neet anymore.

>> No.10972358
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How do you sleep, /jp/? Do you have any odd /jp/ sleeping quirks? Do you cuddle with a dakimakura? Do you have insomnia?

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>>10972269
Autsim detected

>> No.10972409

>>10972358
I sleep with as many blankets as I can without overheating.

>> No.10972406

>>10972358
I have sleep paralysis. Shit is not cool. I get scary demons whispering in my ear and a sensation of falling at the speed of light

>> No.10972427

>>10972406

I had dreams as a kid where monsters were chasing me and I'd fall down and be paralyzed, and the paralysis part felt super real. Like all my limbs had lost their bloodflow and wouldn't work any more or something.

I had no idea there's a name for that.

>> No.10972430

>>10972409

Insecurity. Makes sense for a tripcode user.

>> No.10972437

>>10972406
It's succubus, dude.

>> No.10972451

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkxolne0U5U

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>>10972437

Wouldn't he be feeling different sensations if it was a succubus?

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>>10972437
It's an incubus for sleep paralysis.

>> No.10972486

>>10972467

Why does that guy look like such a fag?

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>/jp~/

>> No.10972521

>>10972486
What guy? That's a woman.

>> No.10972530

>>10972521

It says 'john' in the filename. A woman would have to be REALLY gay to be named john.

>> No.10972542

>>10972530
My name is Florence.

>> No.10972561

>>10972530
That's the name of the artist, not the model.

>> No.10972564
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10972564

You should all stop discussing gay women and discuss Asuka instead.

>> No.10972572

>>10972564
Why would anyone want to discuss that tsundere?

>> No.10972574

>>10972358
I had this weird thing a few days ago where I would keep shifting positions in my bed during my sleep, but what was weird was that it was like I was embracing somebody in a few moments and also embracing myself. The whole thing must have looked like some ritual to reach a higher self or something. The dream was equally mystical. I was not on any drugs or anything.

>> No.10972586

>>10972574
Brain produces similar substance to DTM when you sleep though.

>> No.10972600

>>10972586
Yes but I usually don't dream, and the dreams are very normal if I do have them. This one was very lucid. I never had lucid ones.

>> No.10972614

>>10972600
Well. Perhaps you feel lonely then?

>> No.10972616

Does anyone else video themselves sleeping? I do so much weird shit when unconscious. I have myself on camera, in the middle of deep sleep, lifting both feet up in the air for no apparent reason.

>> No.10972625

>>10972614
I guess so...

>> No.10972632

>>10972616
I've always wanted to try this but the idea is a bit scary to me. And then I'll be too self-conscious about how I look like when I sleep.

>> No.10972724
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10972724

This is /jp/.

>> No.10972733

>>10972616
I got picture of myself when I fell asleep on a bus, with my jaw wide open. Never knew my body would go like that.

>> No.10972739

>>10972733
Who took the picture?

>> No.10972743

>>10972739
Why do you ask?

>> No.10972746

>>10972743
Because I want to know who takes pictures of you sleeping on the bus. Jeez, if I knew you were going to make it so complicated, I wouldn't have asked in the first place.

>> No.10972753

>>10972746
ok

>> No.10972776

>>10972753
>>10972746

This is a cute argument.

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