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LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL I POASTED SUM HAWT TOUHOU PICS O_________O OMG HOPE MOM DOESNT CATCH ME...XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD STUPID SEXY BUNNY!!!ONLY USELESS FOR LE SEX APPEAL LE DOUJIN REFERENCE HAS BEEN MADE????IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL LE EPIC WIN OTAKU?????? O___o___oOOO__OooOOO EXPERTS ARE BAFFLED XD

*ADJUSTS LE FEDORA* I BELIEVE LE BUNNIES HAVE ENTERED A STATE OF MOST SEXY TIMES :''))) HENCE I HAVE POSTED AN ESTEEMED PICTURE OF
LE
TOUHOUS
IN SEXY TIMES
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
my friend is like

"omg wats 2hu about??"
THEN I SHOW HIM THIS PIC
ITS LE DANMACKOO GAME............

BUT WITH SEXY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL
DIAGONAL LELS ARE APPROACHING MAXIMUM WIN FOR EPIC STRATOSPHERES OF TRASH MAN SPAGHETTI MEMES

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>>10970522

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>> No.10970535

10/10 thread

very enriching and cool

>> No.10970539
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fucking epic

screencap for posterity xD

>> No.10970546

meh, not feeling it.

>> No.10970547

This was a great post when that guy posted it.

Now you've ruined it. I hope you're not the same person.

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>> No.10970551

I hope this becomes a thing.

>> No.10970552

OMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG

IT'S OVER TWO LINES LONG THAT MEANS IT TOOK SOME EFFORT XXDDDDDDDDDDDD

BETTER MAKE THIS INTO A LE EPIC COPIPAY (TL NOTE: COPYPASTA) TO SHARE WITH MY /JP/BROS FOR THE WIIIIIINNNNNNNN

EPIC LE SELF REFERENCING XDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL

>> No.10970556

>>10970533
Did he really say that?

>> No.10970558

>>10970551

>> No.10970563

>>10970556
Your post made me burst out laughing for some reason.

>> No.10970565
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>>10970556
Probably

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>> No.10970593

>>10970522
I've already seen this one. You can do better than that dood.

>> No.10970599

I love Reisen.

>> No.10970608

Someone actually sat down at their computer and wasted their precious time thinking up and writing this.

>> No.10970615
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>>10970599
Whats your favorite part about her?

>> No.10970612

>>10970599
It is a very delicious candy.

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>> No.10970620

I always laugh at IS THIS WHAT THEY CALL LE EPIC WIN OTAKU?????? O___o___oOOO__OooOOO

>> No.10970624

This thread is horrible.

>> No.10970626

>>10970608
Butthurt is a strong motivation for some people.

>> No.10970627

I want to suck a cute dick

>> No.10970628

>>10970615
Ears, tits, and skirt.

>> No.10970629

>>10970620
EXPERTS ARE BAFFLED XD

>> No.10970636

I want a cute disk in my ass.

>> No.10970635

>>10970620
I laugh more at

>LE DOUJIN REFERENCE HAS BEEN MADE????

Probably cause I don't know why it has question marks.

>> No.10970646

>>10970636
i want a dick in my cute ass
37862

>> No.10970647

Typical Reisen fan

>> No.10970638

>>10970615
Not sure, everything comes together perfectly.

>> No.10970639

>>10970629
the fused surprised faces are a little horrifying.

>> No.10970653
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>> No.10970654

>>10970647
Better than Tewi.

>> No.10970655

>>10970522
>ONLY USELESS FOR LE SEX APPEAL

So that means that she's useful for everything else?

>> No.10970664

>>10970655
Yes

>> No.10970667

>>10970628
I really like the buttons on her wrist of her jacket.

>> No.10970677

>>10970664
lel u wish faglord

>> No.10970702

>>10970677
You better shut the fuck up or I'll punch your mouth with my dick.

>> No.10970703

*holds up spork*
:)

>> No.10970704

When did you start only posting on /jp/ ironically?
For me it was around mid 2012. Looking back I should have started much earlier.

>> No.10970725

>>10970704
I was already posting on SA ironically before you even found out about the Internet. Get good, scrub.

>> No.10970724

>>10970702
reisen is a cumdumpster

just like u and youre mom nerd lmao

>> No.10970726

>>10970725
I used to actually like touhou though.

>> No.10970727

>>10970726
LMAO what a nerd

>> No.10970729

>>10970726
what the fuck am I reading

>> No.10970730

>>10970726
get a load of this nerd

>> No.10970743

>>10970725
who FYAD here

>> No.10970747

>>10970727
>>10970729
>>10970730
>>10970743
heh samefag
(you left your email in the email field dude!!)

>> No.10970752

>>10970747
OH sh*t you got me... better take it out now....

>> No.10970761

Is there a "feels on wheels" image?

e.g. feelguy driving a "Feels on Wheels" van with another picture of feelguy on it.

>> No.10970756

>>10970747
>>10970752
samefag

>> No.10970758

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.10970759

>>10970756
>>10970756
samefag

>> No.10970765

>>10970636
I want Reisen's dick in my ass

>> No.10970769

So what is this thread about ???

>> No.10970783

>>10970769
YOUR MOM

>> No.10970784

>>10970758
it wasn't that funny

>> No.10970782

Is this *the* LEL-cunt I know, or just some copycat?

>> No.10970791

>>10970761
No, even better. What if, Feels on wheels but the feelguy instead of Ryan Gosling in a car from one of Drive's posters.

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>>10970761

>> No.10970818

My sides have broken the space-time continuum. Look what you've done.

>> No.10970823
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>>10970791
I drive

>> No.10970852

I want to marry Reisen

>> No.10970858

>>10970852
Get in line.

>> No.10970867

>>10970852
Get out of line.

>> No.10970874

>>10970852
Get in line again.

>> No.10970887
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>>10970858
>>10970867
>>10970874
Fuck you and your lines, I'll just go ahead and marry her.

>> No.10970888

>>10970858
nice
>>10970867
epic
>>10970874
i like it

>> No.10970889

Dirty dumb
crossboarder scum

>> No.10970893

>>10970887
Not if I do first.

>> No.10970894

crossboarder is my favorite ebin meme

>> No.10970901

>>10970889
wow you were spitting some mad bars there!

>> No.10970905

Reisen is the worst wife

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>>10970893
Give up, you have no chances.

>> No.10970912

>>10970905
I advise you to take that back, boy.

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>>10970599
I love Reisen too!

How do you show your love to Reisen?

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>>10970852
ok

I want to fuck your're wife

>> No.10970924

>>10970912
Make me, nerd

>> No.10970955

Posting in an EPIK thread xD

>> No.10970954

>>10970917
I steal all the pictures I find of her.

>> No.10970961

I come back to this shit?

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>>10970961
bump to show how pathetic tripkids are

>> No.10971003 [DELETED] 

Reported

>> No.10971008

>>10970914
I want to cum on Tewi's face while she gives me a cocky smile as if she has me completely figured out.

>> No.10971021

>>10970924
That's what I fucking thought. Back the fuck off, nerd. Reisen is a shit wife.

>> No.10971031

>>10970961
Drop your trip

>> No.10971033

>>10971021
You are mom is a shit wife, and your dad is a shit husband.

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any SUICIDE otaku in here?

>> No.10971046

>>10971033
y-yeah..?
well your mom f-fucked your dad....!

>> No.10971052

>>10971046
Yeah and she fucked your dad too, how about that?

>> No.10971056

>>10971046
Don't pretend to be me, you fucking bitch

>> No.10971073
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mom.dad cal the hospital...! i just fel off the side of the tub wit the plunger in my ass and it snapped n i think it riped into my intestines..im feling dizy mom..if ths is the end...i wnat u to no...that i never loves u bcecuze u gave birt to me and i fuckin hatebein alive....but i want to live at same tiem...cuse eroge and t2hu r coming ut as we speak...ths made be the end. n i dont care anywya. hte only thing i regrt is not makng my progrm that helps boyz becum girls. idndt even finish SICP but i was gon do it 2morow.

-/jp/er after injuring self while celebrating posting flanfly at exactly 2:00 AM for the first time before someone else did

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its unfair that OP is more drunk than I am..

>> No.10971082

>>10971073
Oh geez, I remember that thread. It was gold.

>> No.10971085

>>10971074
>thinking you're more drunk than I am
>I am not OP btw
You wish

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>>10971073
that feel when you have missed flanfly all week by a couple hours and can't go back and check it out cause jannyboy deleted it

>> No.10971108

How many times did OP post here?

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>>10971098
That feelio when dumbo crossy scumbo who can't use warosuo

>> No.10971117

>>10971108
you should email snacks and ask him to ask moot

>> No.10971125

I wish I could be this ironic.
How can I become the master of irony /jp/

>> No.10971135

>>10971125
I don't see any irony I.T.T. ("In This Thread" for you non-channers).

>> No.10971142

>>10971125

By feelioing the lelcock smegma turbodude

>> No.10971143

>>10971135
thx

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>>10970565

Do not post my images!

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>>10971154
Whatcha gonna do if I do?

>> No.10971259,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10971150
Oh man I can't wait to get banned for this.

>> No.10971259,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10971259,1
>tfw I live in a dorm and share bans with others
>tfw im thinking of using this image to get banned
>tfw mfw they check the post we all got banned for a get goatse'd

TOP
FUCKING
LEL

>> No.10971259,3 [INTERNAL] 

You have been banned from all boards for posting >>>/jp/10971150, a violation of Global Rule 5:

All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) theme are to be considered "work safe." Spoilered pornography or other not safe for work content is NOT allowed.

Your ban was filed on May 31st, 2013 and expires on June 3rd, 2013, which is 3 days from now.

>> No.10971259,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10971259,2
xDD nice memes!

>> No.10971259,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>10970704
Today I finally realized that /jp/ is actually one of 4chan's shittiest boards.

I guess it's May 31st for me.

>> No.10971259,6 [INTERNAL] 

I think /jp/ being shitty is mostly the effect of having Touhou as one of its subjects.

>> No.10971259,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10971259,6
That's only half of it. If the ironically retarded Touhou posters would leave, we could actually call out and either fix or expel our most defective posters, but since the bottom of the barrel is all ironic shitposters there isn't even a point trying to engage with any given terrible poster.

>> No.10971259,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>10971259,3
>>10971259,1
Sasuga jan-jan. Deleting porn before deleting the thread.

>> No.10971259,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>10970533
>That feeeeeel when you discovered das it mane is a FB may may
Das not it mane das not it.

>> No.10971259,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>10971259,8
you people somehow manage to think that this is notable when it's been going on in every board for a decade

>> No.10971259,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>10971259,10
Never in /jp/. I got my first ban in such an occasion for the first time ever two days ago.

>> No.10971259,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>10971259,8
I hardly think goatse counts as porn.

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