/jp/ - Otaku Culture

is ZUN getting some money from all the Touhou merchandise?

Please stop leaving fumos in their plastic prisons.

>>10962890
Super cute Reimu key chain, dude.

>>10962938
aren't they gonna suffocate?

Mage squad reporting for duty.

>>10962956
They don't look happy.

>>10962910
No.

>>10963003
Hmm, what a nice set

there's more!

>>10962890
why are the giant fumos having tiny Reimu on a chain and inside a plastic bag?

pic relatedi t's what I imagine is going on

I have a Yukari on the way. I am excite.

>>10963026
all fumos came in bags.

The keychain was a promo for getting Moko and Kagu-Kagu at the same time. Reimu Keychain is still in the bag, all regular fumos are out. All super nendos are still in bag.

I want a fumo.

But then again, If I start wasting my money for fumos and figurines I fear I'll go full NEET.

Can I own a fumo and still attempt what people like to call life ?

when is reisen?

>>10963065
Which hat is that under Koishi's, directly on top of Satori?

Looks like a mint colored Flan hat.

>>10963126
Chen's?

>>10963126
Yuyuko's?

>>10963065
this is gensokyo fortress 2, i hope it was worth the wait

cute

How often does Amiami restock? I've been monitoring for about a month now, but they're still sold out on Sakuya and Remilia ones.

>>10963323
just guy them from yahoo auction japan

>>10963333

But it's in Japanese. I can't read it.

>>10962968
Being magician is suffering.

Looks like I got another box

Pulling it open

>>10963373
I can relate.

My path to wizardy isn't filled with pleasure.

>>10964627
Please put those fumos out of their plastic grave.

I would buy a fumo if they weren't so fucking ugly and not cute

I didn't know fumos could smile.

>>10964660
Those aren't fumos. That guy should just fuck off, he does not belong.

When will the Udonge fumo come out on amiami?

I want them; where do you get these without them being over a hundred bucks?

>>10962890
I'll buy some eventually. I promise.

Right now I need a new HDD and I owe my mother lots of money and food and utilities don't come free you know.

This seem like a good thread to ask in, where can I get a Inaba Tewi fumo, I can never find her anywhere.

these are two brand new fumos im sending off tomorrow to someone from one of those recent /jp/ gift threads!

>>10967476
She's not released yet.

I thought about buying some Fumos just so that some of you can't have them and then cut them up with a box cutter and post the pics here.

>>10967481
Soft

Won't they be lonely? I don't want them to be alone.

>>10967481
People who took those threads serious are a little pathetic.

>>10967511
were you actively shitting them up, complaining about them, or just watching with popcorn

>>10967481
I feel sympathy for them somehow.

>>10967481
>69 myon and yuyu
l-lewd

>>10967516
watching without popcorn.

Fumos are cute, but you guys who take pics of them make them look bad with your behavior.

Please respect your Fumos.

>>10967562
I liked that one guy who took his Youmu on outside adventures.

>>10967573
You shouldn't let your Fumos get infected by the dirty outside world.

>>10967573
Yes. Bring back alaskanon.

>>10967609
but then how will they get to experience life?

I took my deka Reimu to the beach--this was back when she was my only one.

>>10967609
Nature is beautiful, anon. There's nothing dirty about it, only humans are dirty.

>>10967621
If you really think the world outside your house is beautiful then you are really deluded. And I bet you were at the beach near other humans, and not just alone with your Fumo.

I wish photos were totally banned from /jp/. God, just imagine how much the board would improve that way...

>>10967735
i wish everyone were banned from /jp/

it would be paradise

>>10963115

soon anon, soon

>>10967420
nice taste in vidya

>>10963017
How do I be rich like you?

>>10967735
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Tfw no fumos
Is there any site cheaper than Amiami? I can't afford one with those prices..

Anyone want pancake?

>>10969042
Only if you put Cirno in it and mix her with the dough

Miko fumo when?

>>10969053
Right after Tewi, Reisen, Rumia, Keine, Rin, Okuu, Byakuren and Kogasa.

>>10969224
I guess I'm going to be waiting warmly for a while then.

>>10962890

Super Mario RPG is my favorite game

>>10963065
If you want to live a "normal" life with socializing etc. then all that awaits you is despair in the end.

And also remember that only NEETs can go to Gensokyo.

Fumo adventure time! Fear and Loathing in Chicago! Here is my packing with my Suika.

>>10963065
Nobody says you can't. I have a friend who attempted to join my adventure but...
>>10969993
Continuing onward! Gotta buckle her up nice and safe in the car. My dog wasn't too fond of having to share the backseat.

>>10969994
Finally arrive and met up with my bro across the states. We had a night full of video games and beers.

>>10969999
I decided to try out Sam Adam's Summer Ale. Quite good, but Reimu wasn't much of a fan for it.

>>10970005
The next day, I decided we would need some fuel for the weekend at an anime convention, so it was time to start cooking...

im gonna do it guy!
Im gonna buy my first fumo!

>>10970008
Onigiri! For the little oni! This was my first time making these, but were definitely a success.

>>10969999
Did you suck his cock, dude?

>>10970013
holy crap why are they 150 bucks

>>10970015
A few days later, was the end of the convention. It was one hell of a trip, and I would have gotten more pictures of my fumo, but the energy about the place just left me with too much to do in so little time. I at least managed to get this before we left.

>>10970024
There are cheaper. I got mine for $30. It all depends on where you look and what you're looking for.

Reimu and I eating magic mushrooms!~
we had our own adventure!

>>10970036
thats a bag of pinecones and acorns if you didnt realize it

>>10970024
The really big ones cost that much, not the regular size

>>10970023
Me on the left

>>10970023
It makes me sad that people like you buy Fumos. A nice shut-in would give her probably a much better treatment than you.

>>10970102
This.

>>10970039
>big ones
>$150
More like $500. Or if you're desperate $700 on ebay.

>>10970102
At least I'm employed and socially adjusted unlike this board dedicated to eternal virgins who will die with their parents

>>10970160
oh no you didnt
you have unleashed the fucking fury, you better lock your doors and sleep with one eye open
I AM NOT KIDDING!!

>>10970044
>>10970036

Ah, so here's the truth. /jp/ doesn't live with their parents because they're losers, they live with their parents because they're still teenagers.

>>10970160
If you can't leave the real world behind then how can you say that you truly love 2D?

>>10970160
You.. didn't make that post, right? Tell me you didn't.
What next? You're going to brag on how successful your life are for getting laid on a daily basis? You clicked the wrong board.

>>10970160
The fumo fag shows his true colours
Janny was right for banning these threads

Will they ever release a Yuuka fumo? I'll keep waiting warmly.

>>10970359
Would she have a smug grin or a frown?

>>10970334
Please don't compare us

Also I don't have a Suika--guess I better get that next.

Patchouli doesn't want her hat because it keeps falling off so she gave it to Satori.

>>10971194
They look

exceptionally soft.

>>10971101
I have those two big headed touhous.
I gave the second marisa away to my /jp/ friend.

>>10971194

None of my fumos have hats. I guess that's what happens when you go for stage 5.

>>10971255
That was very kind, you are a good person.

>>10970334
piss off, truneet scum

>>10971255
I want a /jp/ friend ;_;

I only have a nendo.

>>10971311
same
add me on twitter ok

>>10971255
How do you get /jp/ friends in real life? What are your secrets?

>>10971327
you don't. He probably mailed it to him or something.

/jp/ meetups are a myth.

>>10971255
>>10971255
Tell me about Reimu's hair.

Is it more comfortable and slick to rub her hair from the top to the front or the front to the top of her head?

>>10971255
You got those from a convention or something? It's odd to have those specific fumos

>>10971418
what's so odd about it

>>10971431
That variety of fumo isn't listed on this site.

http://www.gift-gift.jp/nui/toho.html

>>10963115
>>10967740
not colab with ANGELTYPE?

fucking faggots all of you

>>10971553
They're nendoroid plushes.

>>10971570
http://giftshop.jz.shopserve.jp/SHOP/g68091/t02/list10.html

These 10 pages include all the 2hu merchandise they have made and sold. It contains the regular sized touhou nendos (with posable limbs) but not the giant nendo Reimu and Marisa we have.

>>10970447
Of fucking course a grin!

>>10970447
The grin surely.

Truth: you can tell apart fumofriends from disgusting smelly homosexually-repressed normies by the latter group's inability to produce decent photographs and sensible image size.

"anon you should get a job before you buy more dolls"

i'm sorry mom ;_;

>>10971101
OMG HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT

2SPOOKY

>>10972115
He's been there for several years now--way before skeletons were 2spooky.

Ah, I want a Ran fumo, but I already have too many figs on preorder.

Doushio~

>>10967573
>>10967617
My camera is dead, otherwise I would. Soon! Maybe!

>>10969052
Okay

>>10972120
Kill yourself.

>>10971315
And a Reimu one..

>>10973921

I can see her bloomers! How lewd!

>>10971101
Hey, what kinda quality are those big bootleg Reimus?

>>10973985
Are they even bootlegs? I thought they were merely a different design.

Oh my, can it be, a fumo thread? I've moved on from my neet lifestyle lately and my fumos have gone into soft retirement, I will get around to taking a picture of their new home later. Maybe when Sakuyalaska gets his camera fixed and contributes some new stuff I'll get inspired and take some of mine as well.

>>10974021
are you /jp/ san from comiket?

>>10974056
Nope

Good news! I have a good camera now!

Bad news! It's been so long since our last photoshoot that they took to drinking. Also, it's raining hard out there so it's not good adventure weather for soft skinned fumos.

>>10975497
Are you trying to say that you've become an alcoholic?

>>10975512
Hah, no. That was just a joke so that I had a more interesting picture than just a close-up of their faces. Or a bad pun.

>>10975548
Are you sure?

I want a Fumo ;_;

So many Fumos to choose from; I can't decide who to buy.

>>10975554
Thank you for your concern, but I'm sure I'm not an alcoholic. That picture shows my entire whisky collection and I have another bottle of sake, which has lain unopened for over a month now. I also don't like beer. How about you, do you drink?

>>10975589
Maybe I can help! Who all do you like?

>>10975597
Going to buy two Fumos when I go to Japan in the summer. Kinda want to get two related characters but I'm looking at Flan and Koishi right now.

>>10962890
Sorry, but this post sounded like "posthumous warranty" in my mind when looking at it from far away.

I want a Yuugi fumo...

>>10975609
Well they're sort of related, in a secondary kind of way. I hope you will get around to getting their big sisters afterwards! And don't skimp on the perfect elegant maid too!

>>10975926
And I want a Hijirin and Miko fumo, but we can't always get what we want!

Gettin dat 2hu pussy

H-hi guys can I post some fumos?

>>10975497
I missed you. ;~;

>>10979912

Dang dude your dog is cool as heck

>>10980632
I miss you too!

I have a small adventure planned, but it'll have to wait for a not-rainy day. Who knows when that will be. There's likely rain for the next week.

>>10980632
Go ahead.

>>10980852
Its raining here as well, so I'll just have to post some oldish photos (I haven't shared them here though)

>>10980921
mostly just flower photos..
I dunno about adventures lately.

>>10980632
...I missed you.

>>10980951
I remember you! The funny lookin Reimu.

>>10980957

Fumo thread? On /jp/?

I've missed it so much.

Here is Chen hiding from a Dalek

I apologize for not being around more, guys. I had kind of given up on the threads but a few people have been telling me that people ask about me here.

>>10980984
Do you think Fumos could produce a line of Puchis?

>>10980970
Why does he have the MgRonalds logo?

>I'm Fumo Senpai! and Lily White! [RP] Lily loves @sunfloweryuka! Be warned I tweet a lot of RL stuff, more than RP!

>>10967481
They got here safely, thanks a lot again. My very first fumos and they are even softer than I imagined.

>>10980990
To distinguish him from Pigmon.

>>10963065
>Satori and Koishi

I must have them

>>10963065
That is to many hats.

>>10980984
There are. I liked your little stories.

>>10980994
I would get a Chihaya one and maybe two more for her to talk to while I'm not around.

Satori does a headstand.

I can't get Patchy and Yuyuko's hats to stay on ;_;
Tell me your secrets, fumofriends

>>10980632
satori does not look very happy

Cute handcraft Seiga.

>>10979912
Are you a dog?

>>10963126
yuyuko's

>>10981742
Are you using your fumos as tennis balls or something? why would the hat even fall off

>>10982656
Johnathan keeps fugging his little toys

>>10970023
fatasses everywhere, is that Seattle?

>>10982656
They just doesn't fit. Either they made the fumo head too big or the hat too small, probably the latter. I tried stretching the hat but they still wouldn't fit and keep falling off.

>>10982462
Yes.

>>10981998
The detailing is excellent too. I actually didn't know she had one of those things on each leg but she does.

>>10982757
It's more that they don't cover to the point where the head is fattest so they slip off, but that normally happens if they graze something. I have bigger problems making them sit up.

>>10981822
Its probably because she is forced to sit in my house and listen to my inane thoughts all day. I pity anyone who has to listen to me think.

I can't remember if I've shown you my bookshelf of adorable™, so here it is. Cirno wasn't on it at the time as she was helping to cool my computer down in the summer heat. This is how my fumos are arranged now that I don't have a bed to keep them all in. I have to keep them higher than the family pets too..

>>10983576
Shady witches...

What happened to your bed?

>>10982757
i have a yuyuko too, the hat has too much padding so you really need to jam it on

Living the dream~

>>10981709
How talented.

I bought a Chen fumo a while ago and it's been stuck in customs for over a week now ;_;

>>10983576
You have posted that picture before.

>>10984631
Oh my, what a huge scar on her chin!

>>10981998
I love these. They look like ZUN art come to life.

>>10984495
house fire a while ago means I'm back to living with my rents. our current house is so small it doesnt fit all of us, and my imouto isn't likely to share a bed with me, so I'm on a chair or couch in the living room most nights.

>>10986022
sorry to hear that

>>10986022
>and my imouto isn't likely to share a bed with me
this is nothing like my japanese animes

>>10984676
Enjoy paying the excessively high, arbitrary fee slapped on top when it does finally come through

>>10986022
Please suffer more...

Reimu being eaten

Does Chen's hat have to cover her ears to snuggly stay on her head?

>>10979912
patchouli's hat is falling off

>>10987170
Thanks for the sympathy, but I'm alright. Didn't make it to seem like a CRAWLING IN MY SKIN kind of post.

>>10987174
Once upon a time it was. But that is a story for another thread.

>>10987459
I'm sure I will.

Back on topic, this flower is pretty. I thought it kinda looked like outer space and stars and such. Too bad the camera on the Vita takes a lot of the color "pop" out of a photo.

Is this picture a fake?
Why he got a GF

>>10988388
>Tumblr

Disgusting, he's ruining his fumo

>>10988399

>>10988388
Just another normal trying to label himself as a trueTouhou fan, and he's doing it with his girlfriends.

Noticed the female feets at the bottom?

>>10988388
Are you blind?

>>10988499
It's a very good fake.

>>10988388
Joke aside, how to wash your fumos? what if they get dirty in time? that happens, right?

I'm afraid that if I try to clean my fumo she will get ruined upon contact with water/whatever

>>10987987
I missed you FumoSen. I took >>10974019
for you because you couldn't afford the Komeijis at the time and you once took a picture of glasses Yukari for me when I couldn't afford her, but it was right when everything went to shit. Here is Koishi!

>>10988554
why would you jizz on your fumos thats gross

>>10989946
Here's where my fumos live now. I don't take them out anymore, just the occasional cute poke.

>>10989946
Here's where my fumos live now. I don't take them out anymore, just the occasional cute poke.

>>10989999
It's okay though, they've made a lot of new friends, Koishi especially.

Is toylet.net overpriced?

>>10989999
You're from Mexico or you've been in there at least once, I can tell from the wood thingies.

>>10989946
Wow...this posts makes me happy on many levels. Thanks for remembering I exist and for taking a glasses photo for me! I have a huge love of glasses.

>>10973985
>>10974018
Isn't that one a Nendoroid Plus Reimu, not a bootleg?

>>10991489
bootleg:
>>10974018

>>10990445
Yes. Get your fumos from amiami.com. Even with shipping from Japan it's cheaper by, oh, 50%.

Why did you abandon your custom fumo project, anonymous? She wants to be finished.

>>10993259
This sounds really fun and cool. I should make one someday...like finishing those dolls I meant to make for Alice, or a Mystia..

>>10990445
Amiami is the only fair-priced store I've seen for fumos. Might be more places but its the only one I have used

Cute

I spent a lot of money on fumos just now

I wonder if it was the right idea.

>>10998866
How much and which ones?

>>10998866
I had a bit of buyers remorse after I purchased a Yukari fumo last week, but now I can't wait for it to come in.

>>10989952
Yeah, you're supposed to wear a condom when you fuck your fumo.

will someone give me (a) fumo(s)?

>>11001384
I'm sorry anon, but if it were that easy, everyone would have (a) fumo(s).

>>11001384
i wouldnt mind giving away my marisa, but mailing stuff is too much of a bother

>>11001384
sorry, i wouldve if it was the gift thread but those are long gone. sorry nerd!

thinking about buying a bootleg to hug

>>11001384
anon, e-mail me

:D

The thought of giving away fumos hurts me

Knowing that they're going to a home that will be unable to support more than one, the fumo will die slowly of lonliness

The reason I have so many fumos is so they all have company with each other to talk to one another--even when I'm not here they won't be lonely.

>>11002537
Why are you leaving your room?

>>11003067
food doesn't just magically materialize

My parents are in poor health so I spend a lot of effort taking care of them. Grandma died less than a month ago, shit sucked.

Searching japanese sites for fumos I come across some crazy shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gUjRN1c8gE

>>11003629
Setting Flandres out in the sun!? That monster!

I felt bad about spending money on fumos.

Some cock-sucker got away with spending much less on the (rarely found) fumo since the seller did a shitty job of naming the article, hence making it tough to find except for one shit head who got away with paying way less than he should have for it.

A couple days of research later shows that yet another person spent a shit load more cash on the fumo, albeit theirs was mint condition.

Well whatever, she's going to live at my house now and that's just cracker jack.

>>10987485
I have those same slippers.

I'm planning on buying a couple but I'm worried I'll start neglecting them after a while.

>>11003913
It's easy to pay attention to two or three. If they're of similar origin (Koishi and Satori for instance) then they can talk to one another and be best friends even when you're not there.

If you get too many it becomes a bit trying to pay equal attention to all of them. I imagine that doting attention on just a few like Hong Meiling, Yukari, and Moko would make others jealous of them.

>>11003635
I love that guy.

OVER NINE THOUSAND USD FOR A 40CM TALL TOUHOU FUMO

Some anon will be happy when they get this (I hope).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve2CwV1YXOo

>>11004187
Or I could buy it from you.

>>11004187
You monster.

>>11004199
which 2hu are you looking for?

>>11003635
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gUjRN1c8gE
I actually watched this and yes she is cute

>>11004213
gotta sleep I'll talk about this tomorrow

I need to get some more fumos. I've had Flan, Cirno and Suwako for years and I used to sleep with them, so they're a bit "well-loved". Gotta find a way to keep them from falling over, the only one who sits upright on her own is Ran because of her tails.

>>11004440
Such comments go to /soc/.

>>11004440

Yeah, every fumo has a different sitting rank so to say. Sakuya always needs help to sit down. Sanae and Youmu can sit on their own but sometimes fall over. Kaguya has perfect balance for some reason.

>>11004440
>well-loved
like this?

>>11004479
No way, that's lewd.

>>11004479
He, that's kind of funny.
Some Otaku girl I dated a while ago told me she tried to attach a strap-on onto a Fumo once.

>>11004535
>Implies those girls would exist

>>11004213
Depends what you're charging.

>>11005892
enough to cover for materials and shipping.

>>11006024
How much would a small Sekibanki with a velcro attached head cost?

>>11006024
...I want to ask for a fumo, but I'm a poor unemployed NEET. Still, if you make a plushie, can you post it so we can see it?

>>11004065
turns out there were only 10 or so made as a prototype. The official one has wide open eyes and that's the one that they mass produced and sold.

How cool of a custom fumo-style plush is this?

>>11008061
noeyebrows/10

>>11006516
Fumo sized? 15 should be enough. Email me

Well I'll be damned.

I never thought -THIS- would happen again.

Is Japanese economy not doing good?

>>11013167
Maybe obama fixed everything.

I've placed two large fumo orders

Please look forward to unboxing them warmly later this month.

>>11013232
Where's the change Obongo?

Fumos are silly creatures.

>>11013167
>Is Japanese economy not doing good?
The government brought the value of the yen down so that Japan could export again.

i.e. they want you to buy those fumos badly

Does anyone know what happened to the fumo booru?
http://booru.touhouradio.com/
If I recall some anon compiled hundreds of pics from the archives and other places and set up a cute little site but now its gone.

>>11014886
>http://booru.touhouradio.com/
No, that was a booru that collected all images posted in channels on the Rizon IRC network.

My Yukari came in. Neat. This series made some completely miserable parts of my life better so it's nice to have some part of it I can physically take with me into the future. I'd take a pic but available cameras are shit.

>>11014894
Yes but it was hosting a fumo archive.
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10029039#p10037456
I was wondering if anyone knew the story behind it going down or if a backup was made somewhere.

>>11008061
Heads... are difficult.

So /jp/, tags on or tags off?

>>11023426
Neutering your Fumos?

Watashi wa seriously hope you don't do this !

>>11023450
would that not be setting them free?

>>11023426

I took them off so they would be nicer to hug and stuff. I still have the tags with me though, they were cute and I didn't want to throw them away.

>>11003181
you make me want to puke

a mere thought that someone like you has even a single fumo is awful

>>11024371
Me also.

Fuck

I have every touhou fumo I want--now these figures are looking more appealing.

You didn't forget to purchase them while they were available

Did you?

Are fumos easily found in Akibahara for amiami level prices? Might pick up two fumos when I'm there during summer.

>>11027936
I didn't forget, I just haven't had any money and I need a better way to display my Fumo family.

I used to arrange them on my bed but the shit took NO SHIT 10 minutes to do every day and was a total pain in the ass.

Now they're in a trunk except for my Fumo Fumo and Nendoroid Plus Reimu. RIP.

>>11027936
Reisen was available for purchase?

>>11013167
Does this mean fumos are more expensive or less expensive? I was thinking of buying a deka but I'm not sure if I'm willing to spend $300 + the huge amount shipping will be on something so big.

>>11028312
Less, though not by too terribly much.

So which Fumo should I get out of Mokou, Yukari, and Cirno?

>>11028822
Yukari.

>>11028822
Do you prefer it hot, purple, or cold?

>>11028822
yukari

>>11028822
Mokou, Cirno is too young and Yukari too old, Mokou is at the perfect point

>>11028312
Moot point, deka fumos are not findable.

>>11028822
Do you have any other fumos? If you get just one won't she be lonely?

HOLY DOG SHIT I FOUND ONE

>>11031253
Mokou*

>>11031235
Other fumos, no. Other small stuffed felt creatures, yes. They can keep the one company till I can get a second fumo.

>>11029296
Cold, except for my feet when I'm sleeping.

>>11028845
>>11029378
Border hag it is.

>>11029388
I guess Mokuou can be second.

>>11031244
I wonder

How much should I offer to buy this for?

dont think i forgot what you did reimu

>>11031672
and how exactly is it Reimu's fault that you didn't have the money?

I think that's what happened--where do you live that requires you to pay an additional tax after you purchase it?

>>11031722
It was supposed to be free of taxes because of the low cost, but for some unknown reason it came with additional tax.
It's her fault, she make it happen on purpose.

>>11031772
You're right, it's probably Reimu's fault. She must've whored herself to the customs inspector. And since he was short a few bucks, he decided to tax you for bitch money.

>>11031253
>Other small stuffed felt creatures, yes.
But what if they attack your fumo? You know fumo are defenseless little qt's

>>11032345
I am almost entirely certain a Yukari, even a Yukari fumo, could handle a cat and an aardvark.

>>11032345
The fumo would lead the other felt creatures to victory!

How can I make a big fumo? I want a companion for when I drive my car.

Or does someone have one for sale?

>>11032566
Wouldn't you rather have a cute small one though? It could always ride in the front of your shirt. Then it gets too see what you see and warm up your heart.

>>11032581
Dat too but, imagine someone passing by and sees a giant fumo on passenger seat.

>>11032596
They would probably take a picture and post it on Facebook. That's terrible.

>>11032609
Lel, still I'd love to have a huge okuu next to me.

>>11032624
I'd love a big Okuu as much as the next guy, but I would never take it out of the house. It just gets the normals all riled up.

>>11032661
Fuck normals.

>>11032681
I want fumos in my car, I plan to make an itasha actually

Why would you people ever leave the house? Fucking normals.

>>11032681
I don't care if they get angry or anything, just don't want the extra attention they would undoubtedly bring.

>>11032704
Sorry, I'm not a normalfag, I just need the job to pay for food and stuff ;;-;;

>>11032721
Why aren't you on disabilities, normie?
Why aren't you mooching off your family, normie?

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>>11032794
I am mooching, I just can't pay my hobbies that way.

I'm not rich I hate going out, I still love okuu and my car, problem?

>>11032794
That's not a viable path for everyone though. I know that personally I don't qualify for any disabilities, and my family is full of assholes who would prefer to see me homeless than allow me to mooch. As much as I would love to be truNEET, it's just not gonna happen right now. I know I'm not the only one either.

>>11032863
Yup true, and that's why I work, so I can pay for my own stuff while I mooch room, food and clothes.

Can we get back to fumos?

>>11032837
Epic reaction pic. /a/ is that way, m9

There's always neetbuxx if you can't mooch. You're just not tenacious or dedicated enough, normal.

>>11032863
>I know that personally I don't qualify for any disabilities
Too normalfag to fake it?

>As much as I would love to be truNEET
Apparently you don't want it enough, since you're working. If you really want it, you would have found a way, or killed yourself. A truNEET would rather die than work, poser.

>>11032898
Sure, when the normies go away.

>>11031244
>>11031244
>>11031244
Trying to buy this Remilla deka fumo from a Japanese

I asked him what the condition of the tag was

He responded

私もまだ慣れておりませんゆえ、タグがどうなっているかも指摘をうけて気づきました。 特になんの関係もありませんので、よろしくお願いします。

But I don't speak moon--why didn't he just say yes or no? I could have translated that easily

Translate it weebs.

Nothing to do with pleasure, cumming, or inside.

>>11035425
It doesn't come with a tag.

Any of you asspie enough to bring fumos, figs and other weaboo stuff to work?

>>11035591
maybe

>>11032932
Dying is a hassle, man. Working a job may be easier than faking disability too. Not all countries are like yours which probably has a cushy social safety net with poor oversight to make it easy to exploit.

>>11035591
Depends on the particular item really. Things that go for the "cool" look over lewd or cute would probably be alright. But I work food service so I can't really anyway. Though I think it would improve our interior.

I have a lot of fumos and want to die soon

this is a problem because I love my fumos but that is pretty much all I like about life but know I am no good for them since I am a worthless person who does nothing but fap and sleep

do I give away my fumos and die? who would take care of them like I do, cleaning them and hugging them..I worry about them and how they'll fare when I'm dead

I have these stains all over the back of my Sanae, and i'd really like to get those things off her, if i use water will the color fade out? and if so hot or cold? and should i use soap?
Thank you for your generosity in advance.

>>11037988
You shouldn't have cum all over your fumo, big bad mean mister.