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A lot of humans are desperately wishing they could go to Gensokyo

If they were offered a one-way trip, I bet most of them would immediately accept it without a second thought

And then, upon arrival, they would realize that the only language anybody speaks is Japanese.

That, and due to the nature of... well... nature, they'd likely die of many possibilities due to lack of Gensokyo environmental knowledge, or just basic survival skills.

You humans really don't think things through, do you...

>> No.10963989

I know how to survive. I've been preparing myself by marathonning all seasons of Man vs Wild

>> No.10963997

中二くせぇぇ

>> No.10964003

That is why I am making plans for going. I do not want to go as puny human, I must have power.

>> No.10964020

>not being smart
What are you, dumb?
I'll get a job teaching at Keine's
>mfw teaching Calculus and Linear Algebra to Cirno

>> No.10964053
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>>10963989
This.

With the techniques I've learned from Grylls I will be eating youkai to survive before I make to human village.

>> No.10964097

>>10963970
I want to die by picking a fight with a youkai.

I want it to kill me while pinning me down, while I kick, scratch, scream obscenities and spit in its face.

What a beautiful death that would be.

>> No.10964122

I guarantee someone like Eirin would speak English.

>> No.10964146

>>10964020
You fool! You HAVE no face!

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>>10964146
Exactly!

>> No.10964557

>>10964053
I'm calling you wannabes out. Timestamped pics of you drinking your own piss and knife-fighting bears or take your shit and go.

>> No.10965011

>>10964020
Congrats on completing your first year of college, dude

>> No.10969371

Is that Chihaya?

>> No.10969391
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10969391

I don't need to speak Japanese to rape.

>> No.10969412

>>10969391
H-hidoi...

>> No.10969423

>Implying I'm not 6'7" and 220lbs at 10% BF, with 8.6/10 facial aesthetics
>Implying I'm not adept at Wing Chun, middle-distance running and parkour
>Implying I don't speak fluent English, French, Hebrew, Japanese and Russian

>> No.10969429

>>10969423
so so

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>>10969391
I want some tsun girl to rape me. 100% serious

>> No.10969448

>>10969423
I can't figure out whom you are quoting...

>> No.10969454

>>10969448
I'm quoting you're mom, turbonerd. Reply to another of my comments and I'll snap your pretty little neck.

>> No.10969464

>>10969454
I don't understand your dialect at all. Can you speak properly or something? Or maybe someone can be an interpreter for your posts?

>> No.10969470

>>10969464
You've asked for it now, turbonerd. I've be at your front door in five. Don't bother running.

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