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The joys of beating up and bullying innocent /jp/sies.

they are discussing human villager cocks found on earth

>>10961940
I think about those joys too.

>>10961930
about trolling

porn.

I wonder why the people pairing those two when Yukari canonically tried to kill Tenshi.

>>10963247
Fanbase being retarded. Nothing new.

>>10961930
Tenshi & Yukari
A C ranked 2hu with an A ranked 2hu

>>10963247
It's probably because Yukari canonically tried to kill Tenshi, honestly. Also because people will pair anyone with anything.

Incidentally, I pair Shikieiki x Satori.

>>10963247
huh? did I miss something? when was that?

>>10963247
>Killing touhous

>>10963325
SWR Yukari route

>>10963356
I don't remeber that. She only wanted to destroy shrine and place keystone, right?

>>10963330
>the motherfucking Jewkari

>>10963247
>Yukari canonically tried to kill Tenshi
Eipc xD They also ate tons of humans after that right? It is canon don't bother ZUN about it.

>>10961930
I always loved the art of this picture.
Too bad the artist uses shitty staturated colour and generic artstyle nowadays.

>>10963362
>I am looking for a celestial.
Tenshi Hinanai.
>The Eldest Daughter?
What business do you have?
>I'm going to kill her for a bit.
>Oh my,
that's quite unsettling.
...
>If you intend to punish the Eldest Daughter,
by all means, please do so.
Ah, don't tell anyone that I said this, okay?
>Didn't I say it just now?
I'm not going to punish her, I'm going to kill her.

>>10963432
You should watch, or even better read, "12 Angry Men", I-take-everything-literally君

Screw canon, I like this pairing.

Well, a combination of canon and fanon is fine too if that suits your taste.

>>10963364
Yukari can't do SHIT against most touhous.

>>10963432
So why is Tenshi still alive?

Cuddly as hell

>>10964227
she is?

>>10964209
Why?

I made this thread ironically dumbshits.

>>10964562

too bad

>>10964562
all post in this thread are ironical, fagget

If the celestials are people who have attained nirvana, why is Tenshi such a brat?

>>10964606
>However, unlike other celestials, the Hinanawis became celestials only by serving Nawi-no-Kami; that is, not through training. So they didn't have the reputation expected of celestials, and some even called them "bad" celestials.
>When the Hinanawis became celestials, their daughter Chiko Hinanawi followed them and became a celestial as well, even though she was a young girl.
From Tenshi's official profile.

>>10964606
Something about her family serving some deity or something so they were made celestials from that rather than actually attaining nirvana.

>>10964704
>>10964711
Oh, thanks! That makes tons of sense.

It still seems kind of interesting that celestials could even have a society when they're all in nirvana.

Holidays with Yukari and Tenshi!

>>10964839
You call that a holiday?

>>10965760
I'm talking about fantastic paid holidays

I want to save this thread.

>>10973882
What a noble goal that is.

>>10964839
>>10965989
>>10974890
>>10965760
This is much better than how I usually picture this pairing.

>>10974890
stop bumping this disgusting thread

>>10974909
no ;)

>>10974906
The way I like to picture them is Tenshi being tsun while Yukari teases her.

>>10975055
Acceptable, I suppose.

Reminder that all those TEDDY-PLAZA doujinshis will never get a translation.

>>10975235
We'll see about that! Link them.

>>10975249
Some are uploaded to Voile, linked in the potential comics article of Touhouwiki. Others may be on e-hentai or simply floating around the Japanese internet.

>>10975249
http://voile.gensokyo.org/res/29649.html
http://voile.gensokyo.org/res/22238.html

Anyone got a link for Yukaten days?
Also, TENKOTOPIA will be released soon if I am not mistaken, or did it already get released?

>>10975249
>>10975252
Seems like almost all of them that were ever uploaded are on e-hentai. I noticed this one was missing, although it's already translated/edited:
http://depositfiles.com/files/ybqhtlbce

>>10964227
Tenshi died the little death.
Yukari said it wasn't a punishment.

>>10975337
captcha ate my picture

>>10975331
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/571305/527d3a82ca/
Also Tenkotopia is already released, though it hasn't been uploaded as far as I know. The one he's selling soon (or just sold, not sure) is a prequel.

>>10975331
Oh yeah, there is also fantastic paid holiday
http://exhentai.org/g/115156/506d48448b/

Love-hate with Yukari and Tenshi!

>>10975993
That doesn't look very loving.

>>10976363
Really? I can sense a passion between those two.

>>10976649
There sure wasn't any in that picture.

>>10976658
Really?
The way Yukari grabs Tenshi's face and smiles at her while deeply staring in those scarlet berserk eyes...
Yukari knows that Tenshi can't beat her while Tenshi is absolutely enraged because of her own helplessness and being Yukari's plaything. Right then and there, Yukari could do anything to Tenshi and they are both aware of it although Tenshi doesn't want to admit it to herself.

It makes me shake with excitement, but that's just my inner S.

Also, love blossoming between people who originally hated each other has a certain charm.

>>10976737
Well...I guess I can see Yukari being passionate, but Tenshi sure isn't.

>>10976745
Tenshi is just being tsun!

>>10976778
I really don't think that's the case...

Is this that fucking artist that never draw real pairings. And by that I mean - he draw pairings that even most delusional shippers wouldn't ship.

>>10976795
This one?
If I am not mistaken, he has some weird ships going on.
Yukaten isn't that unheard of though.

>>10976830
Yukari reminds me of Yuuka in this. That happens a lot with this pairing, actually.

"So how do you get all that sperm from you colon after anal? I can't use gaps you know."

>>10976847
Yukari is the dominant one after all

>>10977607
That's true and fine, though Tenshi won't like it, but I'm saying she looks outright sadistic sometimes. Tenshi being a masochist is fucking retarded, so this won't work.

>>10961930
>why is the janitor so shitty.jpg
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