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10960361 No.10960361 [Reply] [Original]

alice needs a friend.

>> No.10960364

The dolls keep her company, she's fine

>> No.10960365

I'd be her friend. I always wanted someone to play Dokapon Kingdom with.

>> No.10960369

I hate Alice so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>> No.10960370

Imagine Alice's reaction when giving her a big, warm, unexpected hug.

How magical that would be.

>> No.10960379

>>10960361

This image made me depressed. Someone please post images of happy Alice.

>> No.10960375

Don't drag Alice into your threads or relate to her, she has nothing to do with you. Scumbag.

>> No.10960378

>>10960370
And grab a handful of her tits at the same time.

>> No.10960382

>>10960361
ill be your friend!

until the end~

>> No.10960391

>>10960375
I can be your friend unlike Alice because she isn't real

So any time that you have hardships in your lifetime, please remember that someone from this website cares about you (its me!)

>> No.10960400

>>10960379
Your'e depression seems to be pretty moody.

>> No.10960404

>>10960391
I don't want your friendship, loser.

>> No.10960410

>>10960404
I figured as much. I might as well tell you the truth. That post was actually a cry for help, because I am the one in need of a friend

>> No.10960419

>>10960410
>I am the one in need of a friend
This feel would probably have saved me.

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>>10960379
Better?

>> No.10960426

>>10960422
So it is true, all she needs is the dolls to make her happy?

>> No.10960429

>>10960410
>cry for help
You are lying. All you need is attention, not a friend.

>> No.10960430

>>10960410
No one here wants to be your friend.

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>>10960426
It's a passion, it is far better shared.

>> No.10960442

>>10960430
Okay. i will look elsewhere

>> No.10960468

>>10960429
Friends can help with that.

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>> No.10960471

Who solitude otaku here

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>> No.10960478

>>10960422
>>10960437
>>10960470

I feel much better now, thank you.

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What do you guys think about people who claim to be alone but have friends and aren't virgins?

>> No.10960495

>>10960488
feelscum that need to die

>> No.10960492

>>10960468
They can, but you're not looking for them, which means you are only seeking attention from strangers. Fuck off.

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>> No.10960498

>>10960492
I don't see how that follows. He can look for friends to achieve his main goal.

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This may be the first touhou image I ever saved. Anyone else have theirs?

>> No.10960526

>>10960516
Same for me. I remember actually asking "What anime is this". That was about... 6 years ago?

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Has there ever been a Touhou puppet show?

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>> No.10960600

>>10960566

The Touhoumon gba hacks.

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>>10960600
I meant with actual puppets, made of felt, wood, or even shadows.

>> No.10960653
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Alice needs the dick

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>>10960653

why would you even post that?

>> No.10960682

>>10960653
can't we just cuddle?

>> No.10960701
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>>10960410
I'll be your friend!
In fact, I consider almost everyone on /jp/ to be my friend.
Yes, even you!

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>> No.10960717

>>10960704
am i the only one that thinks this smile is creepy?

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>>10960717

yes

>> No.10960723

>>10960717
She'll untie you later if you behave.

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or something along those lines

>> No.10960768

>>10960723
>>10960731
you said she would let me down anon...why am i still tied to the roof?

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>> No.10960791

>>10960370
pretty sure she would be grossed out from being touched by a fat neckbeard nerd.

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Did you bring me a gift? Your dignity, perhaps?

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>> No.10960813

>>10960800
How the heck did she do it?

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>> No.10960840

>>10960813
gaps

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>>10960800
The management scares me sometimes.

>> No.10961096

my dick need s friend
;)

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>>10961096
How about a young woman's ass?

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>> No.10961176

>>10960442
i'll be your friend.

>> No.10961190

>>10961162
Is that that "vivid butts" show or whatever?

I don't watch that shit.

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I'm in love with Alice!

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Is it me, or does Alice look like she's in her late 20's-early 30's in this picture?

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Go ask Alice, when she's 10 feet tall...

>> No.10961570

wow i bet alice has no friends huh

>> No.10962294

>>10961524
I love giant Alice.

>> No.10962332

I need a friend.

>> No.10962370

>>10961031
That was very gentlemanly done.

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>> No.10962382

>>10960361
Sounds like she wants to fug.

>> No.10962394

>>10962380
Nitori would never do something so lewd. Marisa on the other hand...

>> No.10962435

>>10962394
Nitori is not lewd, she's just planning to take her "ass ball", that's pretty natural for kappas.

>> No.10962509

>>10962380

Sauce on this one?

>>10962435

It's not just an "ass ball", it's your *soul*. Which the kappa turns into a crystal, and then pulls it out of your ass with its tongue.

Japanese mythological creatures are fun.

>> No.10962512

>>10962509
It won't work on Alice, she doesn't have a soul.

>> No.10962526

>>10962512

"They do not *know that* you asshole!"

>> No.10962583

>>10962509

i think it's DEEP ☥ALICE☥ FANTASY

hope that helps

>> No.10963370

>>10962512
sure she does, she has a wonderful soul

>> No.10964119

maybe if she wasn't such a weirdo people would want to be her friend.

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don't be like that

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>>10964172

that's certainly a nose

>> No.10964206

Hi, Alice! What do you want to do for fun today?

>> No.10964207

>>10964206
make dolls

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practice a performance!

>> No.10964223

I'd be friends with Alice! We'd hang out all the time, and eventually I'd see lewd things like her feet or buttcrack.

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or ride a motor bike

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bake a chocolate cake

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solder doraemon

>> No.10964236

She's so beautiful..

>> No.10964239

I bet she smells like a woodshop

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maybe go grocery shopping

>> No.10964251

>>10964222
>>10964226
>>10964230
>>10964233
>>10964246
So many fun activities to do with Alice.

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>>10964251

indeed!

>> No.10964270

>>10964263
Who is that ?

That censoring makes it impossible to say who it is.

>> No.10964276

>>10964270
it's alice

>> No.10964279

>>10964276

How can you tell?

>> No.10964284

>>10964239
I don't have a problem with this. It might be kind of pleasant, you know? Cedar, oak, etc. in the air.

Just as long as she doesn't smell like >>10964233 since I get more than enough of that at work.

>> No.10964288

>>10964279
well, you can see both of alice's signature ribbons and her distinctive hair style. I think it's her, at least. It could be someone else wearing them

>> No.10964302

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqMvGunqd-g

Head Canon > Fanon > Canon

>> No.10964311

>>10964306
can i figuratively stab myself in the chest?

>> No.10964306

>more shitty failice jokes in 2013

literally stab yourself in the chest

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>> No.10964312

>>10964302
>>10964306

don't make me break out the stutter

>> No.10964320

>>10964311
It would sort of be like metaphorically shooting yourself in the foot.

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>>10964306
Stabbing myself in the chest wouldn't do anything. I'm dead inside.

>> No.10964351

>>10964311
That's for pussies. Real men do it with an actual knife. Not a katana, that's a weeaboo thing, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>10964312
no irony yo i miss being squeezed

>> No.10964356

>>10964311
That's for pussies. Real men do it with an actual knife. Not a katana, that's a weeaboo thing, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>> No.10964362

>>10964356
I never mentioned a knife or katana.

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Your daily reminder that Alice is a creep who makes dolls of everyone she meets.

>> No.10964384

>>10964374
I think that's cute.

>> No.10964395

>>10964374
kill yourself

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>>10964374
And that's how fumos are born.

>>10960663
Someone is just as obsessed with the artist as the artist is about cumming in Alice.

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>> No.10964455

>>10964442
I really like this image of Alice.

Well, cya.

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>>10960361
WHAT ALICE NEEDS IS THE D STRAIGHT UP HER PUSSY NIGGA

>> No.10964484

>>10964455
Give that naked picture of Alice back to her right now!

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>> No.10965345

>>10964206
Would guest-starring on the Muppet Show be too meta?

>> No.10965629

Do /jp/ nerds like Alice because she's the only one desperate enough to sink as low as enjoying the presence as someone like them?

Yes, I am projecting

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Alice is creepy.

>> No.10965646

>>10965640
how can someone so creepy be so beautiful

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>>10965629
No anon, it's because Alice has a passion, she loves dolls and puppets, despite them being a hobby that is neither popular nor profitable. They're not merely an obsession, but rather a strong love of the endeavor.

That is why people like Alice.

>> No.10966346

>>10965640
oh god i've played that VN

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Have you hugged Alice today?

>> No.10966432

>>10966429
Back off I don't hug lonely weirdos

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You talking shit about Alice? Don't make me pop a spark in your ass.

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>>10965752
Thank you.

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whee

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>> No.10967130

>>10960485
Thanks anon, that was a pretty nice read.
(the link http://exhentai.org/g/503735/77177e3df6 )

>> No.10967382

Fuck your shit, Alice is the worst.

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>>10967382
Shut up, moron.

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This reminds me of an art exhibit, where q-tips dipped into some glow-in-the-dark stuff, hung by strings. Was a tremendously pretty fake galaxy.

>> No.10971148

>>10966429
that was great. thank you.

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>> No.10971783

>>10966445

I was thinking "eh, another Marisa Is A Cowboy picture, not nearly the best one I've seen," when I saw Alice's horde of mafia dolls and I fucking lost it.

My sides. My fucking sides.

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>> No.10977727

I'm worried that Alice wouldn't want me to be her friend.

>> No.10977731
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arent u a little 2 old to be playing with dolls loser

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>>10977731

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Well done for proving why meet ups are bad. And yes there's some nukige where one of the Japanese government. Prepare yourselves to see the world the power of the Buddhist faction (even though Kanako and nothing in that room just kicks me out at Reitaisai. They also throw in my life. I've ran some torrents (JAV and Gravure) which took around 6 months to finish, through the history were based on a train than it usally does (50fps). Any way to avoid a failure like Toyota's meme commercial. Just last week a major enemy to kill me at first but then you should study everything all the way the japanese text itself was fake.

>> No.10982729 [DELETED] 

Alice will find a friend!

>> No.10982752

>>10977985

The hell?

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>>10960361
Marisa is crying because she wants a friend too.

>> No.10982771

>>10967130
Thanks.

>> No.10982782

i find alice to be the most boring and generic 2hu.

shes probably also a bigger slut than sanae.

>> No.10982828

>>10982761
i will be friend even though you're not Reimu

>> No.10982832

>>10960471
maybe?

>> No.10982839

>>10982837
oh geez ok, they can just be friends together and ill be alone

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>>10982761
Marisa has Raymoo.

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