/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"ZDOB ID"
"Stop it easy!! Give her back!"
"Aaaah"
"nee-jan!" (or "shiiis!").

My connection is lousy right now.
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"Run away!"
"Mommy help us!!"

"Someone save me!"
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Hope you know your Yu-ing and I suspect some things may not be translated.

Yukkurisa is a pimp.

Yukkureimu is cool and icy.

Can't wait for more stuff by the marble black and white artist.

Another Yukkuri artist on Pixiv. His stuff ranges from simple pranks and feeding to a blank figure banging a yukkureimu.

There's a game out?

>>1093016
left to right? What's his nationality?

I still think Makako is the best Yukkuri artist out there. It's unfortunate he doesn't update as much as Tennkoma.

Is the ASCII translator guy still here?

Attached pic is Tennkoma or someone else? I thought he didn't do this kind of stuff.

>>1093153

left reimu: SDOB ID!!!!
middle reimu: I WADDA GWOO hoooome!
marisa: ID HUUUUURDDDS!

yukkuri wallpaper hell yes.

>>1093226
I'll do this one.

>>1093230
Do you have that in png or psd? Fukken jpg lines ruin everything

>>1093153

>>1093258
Sorry, I found it on Pixiv so I'm not sure if I can get it in another format.

It's gonna suck if ASCII Anon disappeared. The stuff on http://www8.atwiki.jp/yiukkuri_izime/pages/368.html is nice.

>>1093354

I'M BUSY ALRIGHT GODDAMN

Anymore yukkuri desktops?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6jlCuMvVQ&feature=related

I use this as my desktop only because I don't give a shit about stretching. Also, NOOOOOOOOO

>>1093415
JPG format sucks, but here's another one,

Killing Yukkuris are an impulse to me now.

I was just faced in a "What would you do" Situation when the sound of "Yu!" popped up.

My first instinct was the find if it had a family, feed the mother to all of the children except for the eldest, have the eldest kill all of the others, and once it's crying at the death of it's family, eat it.

>>1094554
Take it Easy.

I will not torture or kill my yukkuri

but it I will mold it into becoming the most vile yukkuri that strikes fear into the hearts of its fellow kind

and I will let it breed so that the cycle of terror can continue into the next generation

>>1093428
>>I use this as my desktop only because I don't give a shit about stretching.

So you BLEW IT UP, right?

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why does /jp/ love yukkuri so much?

>>1094904

he has the most awsome non-yuukui sakuya

I'm not liking kimeemaru that much

she's not that much different from non sentient era yukkuri

Mu~nch, mu~nch

Mu~nch, mu~nch

Mister, it's poisoned!!!

U~! Dwat's Mwamwa's bwody~~~!
Don' ead id~~~!!!
Ij nod fwood!!!

U~~?
U~~
Nmanma! (a distorted "mama", I suppose)

U~ Remirya's a jinius~~!
Wone~ Dwo~
Sree~ ... Wone~
Dwo~ Wone~
...~

U-U~
Saguya~ I fwound a breddy hat~~
U-U~

U~~Saguya~~!!
Id won'd gome off~~~!!!
Dage id off~~~!! Dage id off~~~!!!

U~! Why'd you mage my hwair lige thad~!
Remirya's breddy haaaaaaaaaair!!

Thad's nod Remirya anybore~
Zaguya, where are you, Zaguya~!!!

Yu...good morning, ze.
Busy Marisa isn't loafing around like you misters!!!

Yu!! Where ab I!!!
Mizder~~ where are you~~!!! Pud me back!!!
Gimme back my hat!!!

(fwap fwap)

Give back Marisa's wonderful hat!!
Don't drop it, okay? Don't drop it, okay!?

Make sure you don't drop it, okay!?

Mukkyu!
This is Patchouli's home now!!!
Get out easy, misters!!

Yukkuri golf. Like normal golf, but you use koyukkuris instead of golf balls. Should you hit it too hard so the koyukkuri breaks apart, you'll have to try again with a new koyukkuri from the same spot. To ensure that they lie still for the first hit, bring a stun gun along and give them a good zap, after that the beating from the clubs should keep them from moving around too much (unless you're very slow). Also works for minigolf.

As a benefit, you'll some ready-to-eat snacks afterwards, unless you managed to break all your koyukkuris.

>>1095036
Oh, and if you breed your own koyukkuris for this, don't forget to bring the parents along so they know where all the kids are taken off to. Or at least videotape it and show them.

>>1095042
Preferably in a CRT screen, as an LCD one might be damaged by the bodyslams and the drool.

>>1095044
Well, restraining the parents should work as well. It isn't as if you'd want them running around freely in your house anyway while you're gone, so just keep them leashed/in the cage/in the iron maiden while showing them the video.

Our great Chinese Overlord did it once again! NO GOOD ENDS THIS TIME!

Beautiful...

Endo.

>>1095415
>NO GOOD ENDINGS THIS TIME

>>1095415
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>>1095426

Oh, God... Translations, please.

>Cirno with a mini-Hakkero
It's over. Gensokyo is finished.

Would've been funnier with Mokou in Cirno disguise.

Could I ask where you're getting these? I might want to source some backlogs for translation etc. As usual please add in the yu-, -it easy, etc stuff as you see fit.
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>>1095426
A little yukkuri stage
chapter: BBQ

Middle of summer-

crickets chirping x4

R: Hot..
R: So hot...
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M: So cool!

too many lines so it ran over


03:
C: This magical grill I borrowed is really useful!
~it cooked so fast
C: But this time wasn't a success...
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C: I didn't think it would try so hard to escape
R: ~twitch~ ~twitch~
C: Too bad the filling leaked out...
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C: That doesn't acceptable at all...
~Hmph~
-

>>1095574
>>1095573
Bah, also I didn't realise the grill thing was Marisa's legendary Hakkero.

That's pretty clever. Clever indeed.

Yay for translations.

>>1095573
Stolen from pooshlmer. Those who post exclusive yukkuri stuff there never share their sources.

christ, that chinese artist is awesome.

The smartest~

>>1095573
>>1095574
Editing now...
It'll take a while

I might as well post all of my sources for yukkuri shit so people can keep posting new stuff without having to rely on others.

http://pooshlmer.com/wakaba/ -Obvious

http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/upload.html -most of the image files are yukkuri stuff, and some ZIPs may have some images too

http://futaba.qs.cjb.net/nijiran/fCatalog_JUN.html
The above is a 2chan thing that allows you to see all of the threads thumbnails at the same time. Marble dude and Tennkoma and Makako and other artists post here as well. JUN /b/ is pretty much the only area where yukkuri stuff gets over 100 posts.

http://www.pixiv.net/ - Get a pixiv account and do a search for "ゆっくりしていってね" AND "
ゆっくり " . People forget that some just use
ゆっくり for their tags and miss out on a lot of images.

Other artists are obvious like sakuranono, tennkoma, and makako. I'll leave getting those to your google ability.

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>>1095419
Is the yukkuri screaming "blister" here, or it is a sound effect (first frame)?

>>1095707
It's the speechbubble-less word under the yukkuri, where it's stuck to the hakkero

>>1094999

>>1095707
Sound effect.

>>1095004

>>1095711
Why did she suddenly grow a tree?

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>>1095032
This is the only time I'd do everything I could to get a yukkuri out of my house. As soon as it declares your house is theirs, you have to do something drastic.

>>1095844
Whoa shit, the Marisa's not happy? Usually she'd jump up and down and say "drop dead easy!!!!!"

Remember that artist who draws birthing Yukkurisas and Remirya stuck to a Vampire trap?

He's back...

>>1095915
So do remiryas have a thing for farting now? Second comic I've seen them do that.

>>1095929
No idea, but all I know is that it's just another thing that makes me RAGE at Remiryas,

>>1095929
Just enforcing the fact that Remirya's deserve to be beaten to death. Even Sakuya can't stand the "wild" ones a lot of the time.

Finally!

It's almost always yukkurisa who has her children murdered in front of her eyes

I don't think that's fair at all

yukkureimu deserved to have her children murdered too!

>>1095943
There are some "good", useful Remiryas.
At least, those who will make you think twice before beating them up.

>>1095915
YES! TENDRILS!

>>1095949
Comics/summaries or it didn't happen

>>1095915
1) Reimu's kids are moving!
I wanna see them soon!
(top top are "yu~", bottom one is "myu~"

2) Rem: U~
Rei: Yu!?
(sfx: rip)

3) Rem: U~ Tashtes bad~
Rei: Deibu's bwabies!!!
(red letters: ripped off)

4) Rem: Thow away all the bad food~
Rei: Zdob iiiiiiid!!!

>>1094935

the least abusable yukkuri is strangely the ugliest .. kimeemaru

one glace at it, and you decide that... ugh... it's no fun

>>1095973
There's one in which it helps Anon capture Remiryas by mingling with the ones at the SDM and luring them to the factory, and the recent one where it gets trained in a research facility and teams up with a Flandre against a couple of giant Alices.

>>1095979
right, right. Forgot about the second one, but I don't recall the first. Could you post it?

>>1095978
It's the most likely to actively help you in bullying yukkuris. And it's also one of the most intelligent.

That artist on pooshlmer has some interesting stuff on Kourin's yukkuri. It has no eyes, so it steals other yukkuri's eyeballs...HOLY SHIT

>>1095978
Yeah, with those it's more a matter of extermination. Whack it once to make it lie still, pour on gas, toss a match, move on.

>>1095984
A Remirya exits its nest insearch of food. It reaches a village, and sees a Mukyu in a garden. It flies toward it, but ends up impaling itself on a bamboo spear Anon, the owner, was holding. He then says he'll leave it there for the night as punishment, although there are Flandres in the area. It screams louder than before, and Anon says he'll let it go if it helps him with his work. He'll also let it stay there, and feed it. It immediately agrees. A while later, a bunch of Remiryas are in the SDM, doing their retarded dance. Sakuya brings them pudding and leaves. They devour it, throw the bowls away and start dancing again. However, one Remirya is eating something and exclaims "This is better than Sakuya's pudding!!!" The others are excited, and it offers to guide them to where it got this food. That place is, of course, the factory, where they're all "processed" (except the one that led them there). In another place, a single Patchouli is living in a cave. A group of Marisas comes in and claims the cave is now theirs. Patchouli just walks (?) out. They try to eat the food it had gathered, but it all turns out to be fake. Patchouli comes back and says "Take it easy, Marisa who can't tell between real and fake food!!!". The Marisas are pissed, and try to attack it, but they're caught in a net set by Anon. He takes them to the factory, and sells them. (He also takes the money for the Remiryas he sent there.) Upon returning home, he's greeted by a pair of Patchouli and Remirya, both of which have done their jobs. He says that today, they'll eat their favorite food, as much as they want. They both exclaim "Pudding!!!".

>>1096007
Vivi can be awesome at times.

I wish there was more yukkuris-trapped-in-boxes art. It's hilarious most of the time.

>>1095992
If I wanted an intelligent yukkuri to help me in bullying other yukkuris, I would call in a Tewi

WTF

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm3123774

>>1096037
Agreed.

>>1096037
Nah, a Tewi is ultimately self-serving, and just as likely to pull pranks on you. A Kimeemaru enjoys bullying yukkuris because they take it easy, and respects fast-paced humans.

>>1095973
Anyone editing this one?
>>1096029
I've seen like 2 other box ones. Here's one.

>>1096090
And another one. God bless you, Makako.

>>1096055
Sounds logic

>>1095973
Editing...

Posting some older untranslated ones I have.

HNRGGG

NRRGGGGGGG

>>1096204
>>1096207
Letch me ouch! (let me out)

>>1096200
-That's our home! Take it easy!
-Locust hole!

>>1096210
I made Remirya say "thow" instead of "throw" on purpose, but it's not a big difference.

>>1096229
Anyone know how to edit a GIF?

uhm...

I like the stories that involve "budderflies"

>>1096029
What's going on here? Did Reimu let it out or did the yukkuri escape?

>>1096214
1) Chi~na~
Uuu...Sakuya-san got mad at me...hm?

2) Gyaoo!
I'm gonna eat youuuu!!!

>>1096219
-Sakuya-san and Ojou-sama-
1) Ojou-samaaa!
2) You're as cute as ever!
Please do your usual "U~ U~"!
3) U~ U~
4) (funyoaaaa)

>>1096264
Metal Gear Solid.

>>1096242
I'll do it, but give me 15 minutes since I have to take a dump.

>>1096276
I'll do the last one since it's pretty simple and I did the other one the artist posted.

1) Mukkyu!
2) Mugyu~n...
Boooook...
3) GABABABABABAM
4) (twitch twitch, drip drip)

If you don't mind, I'll put "emergence hole!" to keep the Gears of War reference

>>1096310
If you're talking about >>1096200, I haven't played GoW, so you know better.

>>1096296
Now we need koakuma types

>>1096296
The "twitch" is the big SFX in the last frame, right?

>>1096341
Yes, the small ones are the dripping. Also, on panel 2, the left ones are "tremble" and the right ones are about the books losing balance, I don't know how to represent that.

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>>1096328
I think the real Koakuma already hunted down all the ones that look like her.

Oh, if we could get her and Akyu together ...

Gifs are being edited. 30 fucking frames.

Can I get a translation of this?

>>1096242
JASC animation shop can handle animated GIFs. I have it installed, but I fail at editing too bad to even do pure black and white. I should be able to upload the individual frames myself though, if it's needed.

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>>1096229

>>1096378
"I wanna dage id eajyyy!!!"

>>1096370
I came from the mere though

The Reimu one might take a little while.

Tennkoma is strongest. That is why he is Tennkoma.

>>1096475
yuu~

One more translation needed.

>>1096485
"mommy"

>>1096494
It'd be demented like MWOMMMMMY" , right?

Holy fuck, gif editing takes forever.

>>1096510
lern2weeaboo

>>1096516
Really? I thought it was just a case of ripping out the individual images (because, really, it's not as if there're many gifs with smooth animation), editing, and putting the shit back together?

But what do I know, I'm just a drawfag - I don't edit, and I can't translate yet.

>>1096561
As he said (and I didn't notice, I thought it was just the two frames) it was 30 different frames. So he had to edit 6 panels and then stitch it back together. Not exactly difficult, but definitely annoying.

Now, if it was something like this...

>>1096573

imagine what I went through

>>1096561
Most of the time was spent trying to figure out how the hell to avoid editing 30 individual frames. I succeeded, but then another problem came up. My final plan ended up with me using two separate gif programs; one to edit and one to assemble. It sucked, but now I can edit gifs ridiculously easily.

>>1096573
>So he had to edit 6 panels and then stitch it back together.

That would've been a good idea.


FFFFFFUCK

I'll ask here. What's the story behind kimeimaru? Why is it so creepy?

page 1 of 15

page 2

>>1096296
It's been a few hours and it doesn't seem like anybody is editing this.

page 3

>>1096784
Good God...

page 4

page 5

page 6

Anyone have the 2nd page of this? All I saved was the first and third

page 7

page 8
some of you might not have this page since it's not on danbooru

page 9

Oh, Akyu. You so crazy...

page 10

page 11

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page 12

page 13

>>1096829

Oh god, now Patchu has a body...

oh, yay, image limit

here are links to the last 2 images of the comic

page 14 http://img233.imageshack.us/my.php?image=14iq7.jpg

page 15 http://img216.imageshack.us/my.php?image=15oc7.jpg

>>1096915
And it wanders around villages, stealing books and proclaiming houses to be its libraries.

I want more Mokou bullying. Torture is fine but she attacks their little minds like no other touhoe.

>>1096934
You know, I'd probably like to own a patchu with a body.

>>1096946
May I ask why?
You would get an annoying useless being who will try to kick you out of your house, will eat your food, piss and shit wherever it pleases and may let others of its kind in.

>>1096954
So, I can subject it to horrible horrible pain.

>>1095673
is there a bigger version of this?

>>1096917
;_;

Tears of joy slide down my cheek.

>>1095673
>sakuranono
My google-fu failed, where is this?

>>1097263
Didn't you see how the narrator mentions that it still remembers the pain? There will be a continuation and it will be filled with despair.