Cheer me up /jp/

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Anonymous Tue May 28 02:15:41 2013 No.10955606 [DELETED]

Cheer me up /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:16:26 2013 No.10955610 File: 37 KB, 245x274, furious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fucked you're mother

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:18:41 2013 No.10955619 I wish I could cheer you up, /jp/sie. Please try to take it easy!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:20:11 2013 No.10955630 File: 185 KB, 600x600, Houki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955606 Here, look at this picture of Tohka. It will cheer you up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:24:26 2013 No.10955645 File: 91 KB, 247x252, 1352311781162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955606 Look at the funny face.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:26:11 2013 No.10955660 File: 128 KB, 600x600, I'm a guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955606 This always cheers me up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:39:56 2013 No.10955716 File: 47 KB, 450x253, Ask me anything.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm always happy when I look at Madoka.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:40:11 2013 No.10955719 File: 2.99 MB, 320x240, 1361220109433.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955606

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:43:11 2013 No.10955739 File: 9 KB, 251x158, 1271387436955s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] japnese bird cook speggi maks me smil

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:43:42 2013 No.10955736 File: 277 KB, 480x363, 600797_527106193992481_540399800_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955606 Just think that somewhere someone Is waay worst than you. And laugh at them like I laugh at you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:45:26 2013 No.10955749 >>10955606 try to find some epic lulz neesan

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:45:26 2013 No.10955750 File: 200 KB, 500x500, huh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955719 I don't even...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:46:42 2013 No.10955759 >>10955750 It's perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:47:26 2013 No.10955762 >>10955750 Older than the internet itself brah.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:47:41 2013 No.10955763 File: 51 KB, 500x500, 1367066908799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUST LIKE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:50:41 2013 No.10955778 >>10955719 a big shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:51:26 2013 No.10955781 File: 1.58 MB, 380x386, 134564240856.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955606 I love you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:53:11 2013 No.10955798 File: 60 KB, 985x636, 920165_301741343293979_943001332_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955781

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 02:58:12 2013 No.10955818 File: 45 KB, 363x364, 1369091299366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955606 You are going to die one day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:02:11 2013 No.10955839 >>10955818 this cheers me up when I feel so tired and exausted with everything, I think at least one day its going to end

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:05:27 2013 No.10955856 >>10955606 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Any wishes? Do you wanna make a contract?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:06:27 2013 No.10955859 >>10955839 2edgy4me.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:07:12 2013 No.10955864 File: 97 KB, 418x287, 378607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955856 No contracts. They're only temporary anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:09:26 2013 No.10955876 >>10955856 Immortality. Your move, coobie.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:11:11 2013 No.10955890 >>10955876 You'll still die if your soul gem gets broken, you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:11:56 2013 No.10955894 >>10955890 Not if I'm immortal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:12:12 2013 No.10955899 >>10955856 I wish for unlimited freedom in every way!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:12:57 2013 No.10955901 >>10955856 I wish to die.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:13:41 2013 No.10955910 >>10955894 The only way to break the system is if you become a concept, or God. Your stupid wish won't make you completely immortal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:14:56 2013 No.10955922 >>10955910 Yes it will. If I wish to not be able to die, I can't die. It is not any more complicated than that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:15:56 2013 No.10955926 >>10955876 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Ok your body will never die, be happy! welcome aboard, here is your free gemstone

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:16:26 2013 No.10955928 >>10955876 Do you have enough "fate" to grant that wish to the extent you wish?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:16:42 2013 No.10955931 >>10955926 I changed my mind. I want out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:17:26 2013 No.10955933 >>10955922 Ok, you're a retard. I won't waste my Latin on the likes of you anymore. Think of it what you will, ignorant.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:18:26 2013 No.10955940 >>10955899 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ I dont get it, you are free to do as you please so... wellcome. ah right if you don't get grief seed bad will happen, see ya

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:18:56 2013 No.10955942 >>10955933 Your an ignorant.

>>	None !FIreFlyLqM Tue May 28 03:20:41 2013 No.10955951 >>10955876 Wouldn't that make you an immortal witch as well?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:21:56 2013 No.10955958 >>10955951 As long as I could retain my consciousness I wouldn't have an objection to that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:22:41 2013 No.10955963 >>10955942 Woah, nice comeback dude. Not really, I'm being sarcastic.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:24:41 2013 No.10955971 >>10955940 Oh boy! That's wonderful and I like my new costume. The green really flatters my eyes. So, am I free to change the laws of the universe how I please now?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:25:41 2013 No.10955974 >>10955971 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ You are free to try

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:25:41 2013 No.10955977 >>10955963 You truly are an intelligent person, you ignorant.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:26:26 2013 No.10955980 >>10955974 I want to take my contract back. How do I contact HR?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:26:26 2013 No.10955982 >>10955977 wut?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:27:26 2013 No.10955991 >>10955982 I'm sorry, I'm not very good at sarcasm. I just wanted to be like you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:28:26 2013 No.10955993 >>10955991 That's not me, you god damn ignorant.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:29:26 2013 No.10955998 >>10955993 I-I'm sorry, you ignorant.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:30:41 2013 No.10956000 >>10955998 Stop misusing the word, you illiterate troglodyte.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:30:56 2013 No.10956001 >>10955998 >>10955993 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ You should wish to become friends!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:31:41 2013 No.10956008 >>10956000 I am not a frog, anon. I'm a human.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:33:27 2013 No.10956014 >>10955933 >>10955942 Just kiss already!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:33:57 2013 No.10956016 whats a contract

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:34:12 2013 No.10956023 >>10956017 It's not lewd if it's L O V E

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:34:27 2013 No.10956017 >>10956014 B-but that's lewd...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:34:27 2013 No.10956021 >>10955610 >you're

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:35:27 2013 No.10956025 >>10956021 It's a joke, anon. You don't knead to make such a big deal out of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:35:42 2013 No.10956026 File: 1.56 MB, 1145x1908, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10956001 Get lost, hamster. I already have friends. You're not fooling me. Unlike these insolent schmucks in here, I actually know what your game is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:37:12 2013 No.10956037 >>10956008 What?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:37:57 2013 No.10956041 >>10956026 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ If you know what Im doing then you should contract! Just kill witches, be a magical girl, and save the Universe!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:39:13 2013 No.10956045 >>10956041 So, how can I contact Human Resources? I want to quit this job. If you want to keep ignoring me I'll find your supervisor.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:39:57 2013 No.10956049 >>10956025 >knead no bully pls

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:41:12 2013 No.10956060 >>10956045 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Sorry anon, but I am the one in charge of contacting humans. What do you need?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:42:28 2013 No.10956072 >>10956060 I want to quit this job. The pay is shit, and I'm in mortal peril on a regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:43:27 2013 No.10956074 >>10956060 When do we get paid?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:45:12 2013 No.10956086 >>10956072 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ It seems like you didn't read terms and conditions... Contract can't be undone, so give your best efford and save the Universe!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:45:42 2013 No.10956089 >>10956086 I don't wanna.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:47:12 2013 No.10956098 >>10956074 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ You get a wish, a soulgem, a pretty costume, and magic powers. Also a subscription to telepathic links via QB and the oportunity to save the universe

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:48:12 2013 No.10956108 >>10956098 But I need sustenance to continue to do my job.

Anonymous Tue May 28 03:48:28 2013 No.10956109
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>>10955974
I'll free my soul from that gem thingy, then.
After that I'll instantly put it in its own plane of existence so it can't be destroyed by anyone or anything.
And since I'm free to do as I wish I'm... omnipotent.
Don't worry, I'll love you all to death!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:49:57 2013 No.10956122 >>10956089 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ you dont wanna what? sorry but sometimes I dont get humans

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:50:57 2013 No.10956131 >>10956122 I quit. Give me the number to your supervisor.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:52:43 2013 No.10956151 >>10956108 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Thats not a problem! Now that you are not in the body, you dont really need anything to keep it healthy. Just keep killing witches to keep your soulgem clean!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:53:42 2013 No.10956162 >>10956151 I need to pay for a place to sleep. You never told me that it would be a full time job.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:55:12 2013 No.10956175 >>10956131 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ You quit? you mean stop fighting with witches? I wont stop you but I dont consider it a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:56:42 2013 No.10956184 >>10955856 I want to be a little girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:58:28 2013 No.10956204 >>10956162 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ It's not fulltime, you can do it during your free time I dont get you people, why are you upset after all the benefits? you dont get sick, injured or tired. you have magic powers and a wish. what is wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 03:59:42 2013 No.10956213 >>10956184 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ That can be arranged! So what color do you want your costume?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:09:57 2013 No.10956307 ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ I have made nice contracts today so Im leaving. See you later humans!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:12:12 2013 No.10956324 >>10956307 good, the thread was more fun when kyubore wasnt in it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 28 04:17:28 2013 No.10956360 >>10956307 Cya later, alligator.

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